 I've been a fan of Paula ever since she was the first girl from our high school to hit the big time in New York I know what you're thinking, but this isn't a stalker story. We were actually friends in school I'm pretty sure she wouldn't even recognize me now though Thanks, Maitland. Can you stay late? I gotta go home meet my mom Sure Antonio So can you imagine my shock when she agreed to be on this year's celebrity single-let game show I Just head to apply sure I know it's more than a long shot More like a no-shot Me and three other eligible bachelors from who knows where What could possibly go wrong? Maybe I can make it into that podcast. I've always been talking about Welcome to celebrity single-let. We're believing or not we find out the celebrities are real people too All these American TV shows the same desperate women ready for my hot baguette The org has so many women all over Scandinavia Ranked amateurs You're sweet And now that we've met our sponsor, let's meet Paula. Oh Welcome back It's so nice to have you here Paula. I just have to ask what is a girl like you doing on a show like this? Well, I'm hoping to find a man who doesn't cheat. Well, how hard can it be darling harder than one might think? Well, we're just gonna have to see only Well, we're gonna introduce Paula to our bachelors now first They're gonna tell us a little bit about where they're from and something about themselves and then the lucky bachelor That's chosen gets to take Paula out on to a dream date of his choosing Our first jet-setting bachelor is Jean Pierre. Let's see what he has to say in France We spend time drinking wine and waiting for Montchéri. Perhaps I could do that with you Paula La la Well, next up bachelor number two comes from Holland now. I have to admit. I don't know anything about this land But he is a tennis pro named York Hello, welcome to Björg I'm not going to put my finger in the dike I'm going to use it to point to the most beautiful vermin in the room It's you Paula He's pretty direct any thoughts yet. I'm Not any of us. No All right. Well, let's take a commercial break and then we'll come back to meet bachelors number three and four God you're next then Smith Lee. I just hope I can be myself up there and remind her of Spokane strong Are you recording all this night? Yeah for my podcast I'm gonna go ahead with the news alert. This guy is a nerd Well, we're back to meet our other two bachelors any thought so far and what you have on your mind Maybe more substance and a little less silliness. Oh, then you're gonna like this next fella Raj is an entrepreneur from the great continent of Australia Let's go down under together sweetheart crikey this boomerang is just for you That's a little too hot for TV. Are we still on Well, our last bachelors comes from Spokane, Washington That's right. I asked for somebody from my hometown. Yeah, that's an odd choice, but that's all right Smedley Smedley is an audio documentary editor Take it away Smedley Hi Paula, I don't think you'd remember me, but we used to trade Pokemon cards with each other back in the day at Lincoln Wrap it up Smed. I do remember you Pokemon Smed Well Paula where we come from we take honesty and integrity seriously all these American TV shows They're the same desperate women ready for my hot baguette York has so many women all through Scandinavia rank amateurs Okay, so I play dirty, but I got the girl She'll probably just leave me in two weeks for Pete Davidson But my podcast is gonna be epic no matter what who said nice guys finish last. Oh Smedley You should know I've never been into those Hollywood jerk types to begin with Well, my podcast is doing so well now who says I'm not gonna be the next Hollywood jerk