 Hey everybody, how y'all doing? Hey Hailey. Hey Jay Rod. Hey Ty. I got some surprise for tomorrow We got a surprise for tomorrow. I'm doing fantastic. Got a surprise for tomorrow Surprise for tomorrow. All right, there's my pretty little face We rainbow in it today y'all Welcome to church of the chair where we celebrate all the things we do while seated. I'm your hostee and today We are playing some Texas chainsaw a Word that'll probably get this video demonetized I'm okay. Just prepping some overnight oats with fruits. Yum Yes All right, so there is a new game coming out tomorrow and I went and did something. I'm gonna show y'all later on what I did. I did a I did a big no-no But it's gonna be a yeah, yeah by the end Because we are going to go into this gaming thing hard starting this weekend. I'm gonna have twitch On live all that good ish Hang on. Let me X through that All right, y'all come in Sit down kick back relax grab some snacks We got to keep that we got to keep the streak of W's going y'all we got to Lazy hello, Jimmy. How y'all doing this evening? Boy y'all in here from the UK on a Thursday night y'all got work tomorrow Have you got your twitch profile ready? I'll follow it not yet but this weekend 100% and what we're gonna do is we're going to have a Not a sub-a-thon really but what we're gonna do is we're gonna go live here on YouTube And we're gonna send people over to the twitch because I can stream on Both platforms, so that's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna use you guys to help me Get my numbers up over there so I can get invited to the The twitch partner program So hello, Brian. Hello D. Rec. How y'all doing? Yeah, I am excited. I am very excited for what the future is gonna bring I'm excited to play some games and have some fun And I'm excited for 31 days of Halloween. I'm excited for all of it I don't understand twitch, but if Robbie shows me how I'll be there Literally all you got to do is go over to the website and follow me now It's different over there a sub you have to pay for a sub over there or you can just follow for free But if you are a prime member once I hit partner, you don't have to pay anything Literally you just sub with your prime membership Hey solvents good to see you good to see you. Hello. Hello my friends. Hello. It's a little bit of solvents in that So yes, hopefully everybody here Will follow me over there at least everybody on the discord will help me out because I need To get into the partner program. Let me look this up real quick. I'll need to be an affiliate so I'll need 1,000 followers and 25 hours broadcasted in the past 30 days But the affiliates easier to get at least 500 total minutes broadcast in the last 30 days at least seven unique broadcast days in the last 30 days an average of only three Concurrent viewers or more over the last 30 days and at least 50 followers So that's all I need Good eye you bloody wanker. That sounds more like a Australian Lots of you look on twitch once you get affiliated. I think yeah, you can make your own Yeah, I should get affiliate easy if everyone here goes over there and Just everybody in the discord if everybody follows me And I can get those other numbers really easy easy. Hell. Yeah I'm hoping and then once I become an affiliate you guys can you know do the the bits and all that stuff or Hopefully we get you know people in willing to you know help support the content all that stuff So I'm excited for the possibilities I'm ready to go. It's gonna be good. I have a feeling in my bones. So I Got something y'all I got something Derek already knows I Got something you'll get my prime every month on Twitter. Appreciate it solvents. So Shouldn't have done this y'all know how money how money is right now for like everybody whatever But I had a credit card sitting around and I was thinking Starfield is gonna be a big deal So me and Derek were talking And I was like, you know what if I can get the early game and start playing it this weekend Because if you pre-order it it's like $30 more to get the pre-order Derek is covering the other $30. I believe Even if he isn't I can just do the credit card, but here's the thing. I Didn't have an Xbox that I trusted to run this thing I have an s but it is technically my son's so I was like I really don't want to take his console, right? So I had enough on the card To get something shouldn't have put this thing on the floor Y'all I got an Xbox series X. I got it I don't I don't I don't got the thing. I got the thing So yeah, I'm giving myself a year to pay all this stuff off. So definitely Yeah, but here's the thing y'all I got a free game So I bought the I bought the console online. I went ahead and got it for curbside pickup I only paid $4.99 plus tax, okay The thing is when I showed up and I parked in the spot told him I was there They came out. They brought me the Diablo 4 edition The Diablo 4 edition is $60 more than the regular one. So I'm sorry target, but you got got anyways, so we'll be playing Starfield a week early because if you pre-order the The $90 version or the $100 version whatever it is You get the you get the game a week early. So we will be starting it tomorrow tomorrow So many many thanks to Derek for pretty much talking me into it I was shell shell was like why not kind of deal also So and if push come to shove which it probably will We just go bankrupt. I mean, that's that's that's it. That's that's kind of the direction we're going in right now anyways Because work is not working But anyways, so it'll be my first bankruptcy y'all tears sorrows sorrows prayers Yeah, it's an outer space you get to travel from different planets all that cool shit Speculate to accumulate Let play become your that's what I'm hoping for Haley. I don't know how well it's gonna work But I got hundreds of you guys supporting me and if I can get you guys over on twitch The affiliate program should be that quick Yeah, the possibilities are endless Let's let's do this. Let's do this as a community Let's do this So we're gonna play some Texas chainsaw massacre We gonna have some fun tonight right now. I am super hot super hot super hot But yeah, now now I can play literally everything Everything I have a switch. I have well. I had the s but it's my son's like I said I Got water So much room for activities But anyways, yeah now I can play anything Because if it's coming out on Windows it comes out on Xbox. I Got all the playstations. I got the switch. I got all that stuff So I'm so excited Not only is it hot outside But one of the reasons why I'm sweating is because I was so excited to jump on here and show you guys and to tell you guys The plan so the plan is as stated. We are gonna bum rush twitch and we are going to Keep hammering it out until I get affiliate and then all that good stuff Nintendo is bogus with streaming their content because I know I know But as long as I do it on on twitch, I should be fine on YouTube not so much. Oh Yeah, definitely remember to like the stream all that stuff engage engage engage engage So we got three we got three new subs three new subs and I think those subs are from the game content. So You can link your Xbox with the other one. So if you own it, yeah, I know Yeah, I have numerous games on that that are just sitting there. So I got the Gears of War franchise. I have Elden Ring. I have Let's see here the entire Batman series I have on there. So all of those digital games are coming with Also, it's gonna be so much easier over on twitch to get members and all that stuff to get subs because That people over there expect to have to not to have to but they expect on twitch to you know Support the people they watch Over here on YouTube, you know, it started out free so mostly you get people wanting free content. So Did I ever play the telltale games? I played the Borderlands one because it was canon With the series, but other than that, no, I I didn't play it. Well Dan and shell and Chris really love the walking dead Yeah, ad revenue will be nice on twitch too. I won't get demon. I won't have to worry about demonetization unless I screw up Hey, yo, Tane, what's going on? And when when the twitch here's the thing for all of you members solvents Tane Derek all you guys When I get twitch up and running and I'm getting income I'm an affiliate over there y'all can move your memberships over there, okay? But yeah, let's get in here. Let's Let's play this game. So starting tomorrow Starfield Starfield Jude. Are you mattress over on discord? I'm pretty sure you are but I'm just checking Okay, so yes, I knew you were kidding. You didn't have to tell me you were kidding about your comment The one is like, how dare you or do better next time whatever it was. You said I knew you were kidding Escape them cannibals. Let's go lock cock ready to rock. Let's go Lock cock ready to rock fin the bust them right out. They socks Also, there's really cool stuff over on twitch like crowd control crowd control you get to like paid bits or whatever it is the currency is over there and You get to change things in the game if I'm playing a game that's supported Let's say I'm playing like Dark Souls and someone wants to troll me and pay To use up all my estus all at once. You can do that or if you have bars, right? But uh You can also do positive things too. Like if you want to buy me more estus. You can do that that kind of thing It works with a bunch of games already Scare alerts, too. If you know how to set them up. Yeah, we'll do this. We'll definitely do all that We're gonna go all in we're gonna push it. We're gonna push it. I might even do marketing and all that stuff I don't know. I have prepped breakfast for four days Greek yogurt oats blueberries and scrollberries Good job. Haley. Look at you adulting Healthy eating. Yes, Jay. He's all right. Oh I have points to use praise pickleberry conundrum Who we who we working on next do we want to try and get Leland up to? Code or do we want to try and max out what we were working on Julie right to get the To get the to get her costumes. Yeah Leland is definitely cheeks No beans and toast. I love beans and toast and I ain't even British when my mood goes blog I find eating better. Oh, definitely a hundred percent prepping breakfast helped me to start the day, right? Yeah Dan went through this and used all these points on Julie and I forgot about it and I don't like the the skill set they chose. I Wonder if you can respect Yep, you 100% can All right, let's let's do this real quick and then we'll start so grants immunity to Tracking from cooking. Oh hell. Yeah, and this one is the one that's OP extra blood pudding. I Actually like blood pudding Let's see here reduces the ability recharge time to 110 seconds Ability lasts for 12 seconds Running stamina consumption is reduced by I like that Seems very overpowered All right, so When unlocking doors, there's a 20% chance the unlock tool won't be considered Bruh, okay after being injured you are able to recover 30 stamina by avoiding damage for the next seven seconds Your endurance is increased by three Schmexie Doors you latch are 10% harder to barge through after surviving a close encounter the family member you fought has Has stamina regeneration reduced by a magnitude of the Yeah You are able to dismantle a trap without the use of a bone scrap. I like that When the fuse box is turned on or off all family members and the fuse box are highlighted for 10 seconds Yeah, I like this skill tree Look at that and I got 12 points for all that dare. I ask if you're smoking it Hello Viking. How you doing brother? All right, we definitely got to get her proficiency up. Hell you Well, no, what was it? It wasn't about to When their proficiency already really good It seems like it was Viking done any pillaging or plundering lately What color we going with first original faded haze marine stripes Also, we'll be able to vote in real time Because I can post polls and whatnot Stripes we got one for stripes got two for haze one for marine Looks like we're going haze unless somebody wants to break the tie not tie, but Unless somebody wants to make a tie and my back is itching like a mug. It's the bear Necessities, it's why I'm bear can rest of these aqua So we got two for marine Anybody want to be the tiebreaker? Hey, he's a marine at this point y'all. Hey, he's a marine sounds like Hazel Marie What that was on okay, so we're going we're going with them near the brightest color Hi marine it is marine it is Let's go You voted twice. How dare you? Well tie came in and broke the ties so it don't matter It's not like this is game night. Nope Definitely not playing Tie I broke the tie Word play oh my Leather face can carry victims to the gallows for a special execution and additional HP XP Don't play with your words. Just hurry up and eat them. Let's go this way If I where's ifa ifa doesn't like strawberries cats can't taste sweet Are you bullshitting because my cats love sweet things? They will they will destroy Something sweet She did enjoy whacking in around kitchen Not all strawberries are sweet though. Many of them are like bitter My guinea pigs seem to have developed a phobia of cauliflower Like what? Hey, did y'all hear about the woman that tried to cut off uh Her uh, you know her husband's Dingaling But uh, she missed and cut his thigh They charged her with the mr. Weiner I'm gonna I'm gonna apologize for that one I'm gonna apologize for it Yeah, cats thank cucumbers or snakes Yeah, uh, Jude don't go. No, you've you've said some pretty bad ones, too boo Fair fair tongue receptors for sweet not very sensitive. I mean I believe you it's just my cats love sweet stuff They love it You liked it. I'm glad. Well, you're a dad. Of course you liked it Of course you liked it It's a mr. Weiner Maria Flores We know so much about Maria Flores Don't apologize for that. I did I did a dead loud derpy laugh and made myself jump Dead loud derpy laugh. That's great You know the them dl dl's them dl dl's a fuck you up Dead loud derpy laugh In fact, we need that instead of lol just dl dl You down low dick liquor That was rude There's a whole barbecue going on behind my head Get off my get off my butt Leland stranger danger stranger danger See no players on pc and all of a sudden we don't have anybody around us Y'all ever been frustrated? Too mad to give a shit You big dummy. I saw you move and so did everyone else Oh lord, it's already oh. Oh, I bet you this is a trap Why would that door already be open right? Oh, this is It's a trap Bit of a shit trap it is but Well, he didn't already seen me Damn it. I'm making all different kinds of noise God dang it. I'm fucking up guys Yeah, here they come god damn it dude Leland Leland me and you were gonna fight son Shut up, bro Oh hell Oh god damn it. Oh lord. This one is uh This one's something else y'all I need another god damn it man How did he find me? No I'm dead Yeah, I'm dead Where the hell was he? Man that sucked GG guys Because whoever's playing cook Whoever's playing cook got me Kick his ass see bass Lazy I didn't tell you their names. Are you okay? Rodrigo and Zoro y'all y'all y'all dead dead Cook cook is absolutely amazing the guy who's playing Publieland Leland Leland was actually doing really really well. When did you get a ps5e? Um probably about Almost a year ago now Leland you're dead, bro. You're dead You're dead Yeah, and you're getting stuck It's locked Oh The voice of the carnivore will not be silenced Kind of the opposite lazy. He was scared of them and didn't eat unless you gave him food separately Huh Well gg Because holy shit y'all decimated us The killers are really good this time I lost the cook and somehow he just found me And it wasn't his perk that lets him hear because you can hear it Because it pops up and it says the cook can hear you and I didn't say that that this time there goes my nice leather face theory So I don't want to be I don't want to be in this lobby again So Let's pick another one All right We got to get two w's to keep the streak alive But we have to get at least I'm not stopping a night until I at least get one w I got to have at least one win on the record so if we got We got five last night And we've used her one more time At least two more times and we sat through all of that. So I'm saying we're at seven If we get three more We should be we should unlock this right? Oh, wait a second. I got two minutes. You got a vid up Of ifa Okay, there's something up with tim you No matter how many times I block them They are still Yeah, no matter how many times I block them They're still able to get through a little cutie such a little cutie Cutie patootie I know but I get like eight emails a day from timmy Because they want me to buy more because they know they got my information sneaky boots I would cower in the corner as ifa Stares at me menacingly Yeah, yeah, Maria Torres. Yeah, yeah You absolute monkey turd Oh you Definitive elephant scrotum What the hell is wrong with you, man? I don't want to be over here. Well, at least I got a health kit Yeah, I know Fuck Damn, they are up there just steadily. I haven't even found a lockpick yet. Man. I don't know where to go This must be a level I haven't really messed with yet Like the gas station because I don't remember any of this goddamn. That's loud Oh, somebody just came through here It looks like he's running away from me because no, I've been here Fucking hell, man. Are you whatever? Oh, they are they are coming for that booty meat ain't no lie God damn these jokers are and when you're poisoned, you're just automatically I'm screwed Can you I don't think they can see me here Okay, so my plan for when I know I have no choice Is to just hide Good gravy my people dropping like flies Is the longer The longer I hide the more points I get so In a situation like this All right, I know I'm gonna lose Because I haven't even found the damn I haven't even found a lockpick yet Oh man, this whole time it was right here. All right, let me go ahead and heal Then we'll get another one of these And now some the last person's disconnected. Oh, no, never mind The odds are definitely against me, man. There's only two of us against three of them I'm a concentrating mess I think I'm good I can't help it if The thing is is I believe I'm in the house and if I'm in the house, this isn't gonna work Why didn't that make noise? We're gonna play this smart But I don't think I'm gonna make it because they're all out there again Cook's gonna be able to hear me All right sissy. I ain't worried about sissy Did she not see me You're kidding me Did she not see me generator is off? If the generator is off I can go out the front Uh-oh I'm the last one standing officially She have a perk that lets her open those without making noise Because holy shit. Hey y'all we gotta go Where are they? Yeah, I know I know just hush They're gonna go I don't know If if they level up grandpa one more time, I'm gonna get seen Y'all I'm gonna bleed out Who dropped out? Oh, they're mad as hell They're leaving because They didn't start leaving until uh until That happened I don't know where they are, man I mean, I I gotta try for it, right? I can't stay here all day. I'm bleeding out Yeah, I'm done. I'm done guys Yeah, yeah, I know Yeah, okay You think it'd make it easier to see this is true. This is true That is too that is too in a row That the killers have just mangled us That's too in a row guys All right, so that That puts us at either seven or eight. It's one or the other. I don't know how many I played last night Rand track exit strategy efficient locksmith All right, I need to go take a break when I come back. We'll uh, we'll play some more Talk amongst yourselves Don't become the clempt Any of you any of you get that reference Literally any I bet you j-rod gets it Yes, that's an l-cop. I knew j-rod was gonna get it. I knew it All right pin message You'll have to go soon. I know I know it's the latest hell over there. Have a good night. Hailey. Love you. See you later All right, and I say I'm in by the light But I can't be done I need no time And I say I'm in by the light Welcome back everybody welcome back Some of y'all were born during the clinton administration and it shows Y'all cheer rings in here except for j-rod j-rods are the only one in here older than me. I think I ain't even talking shit. I'm just saying I am old One year older. Yeah, but yeah, every time people talk about their uh, their birthdays and like discord and whatnot. I'm like My 43 year old ass over here Actually, my ass is more like 98 pause I was about to say because it is worn out Oh lord jesus. I mean that did you lose sight of a sneaky victim? I don't care my husband would oh, I'm sorry ty Yeah, you're too. I thought you were two years older. I thought you were 45 Yeah, don't be sorry. All right. We got zoro That's uh the one piece character, isn't it? Uh, we got boobin freya Hic t-boy Co Okay Lord the leather face playing is Is a level one But we got a level 23 hitchhiker I'm uh, I'm not feeling confident, but it's a slaughterhouse. So let's do this Oh, oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Okay, that definitely what uh Let's do haze this time I think this is my favorite outfit Just because I like purple Come on, sonny I'm being impatient Sonny come on. It ain't that big of a deal. You only level 13. You ain't got no hotness in there Let's go All right y'all pay attention Drinking a drink before I get harassed that I need to hydrate harassed as in your ass need to drink something Me and mrs. Julie we got a thing going on Sonny, what are you doing? Sonny over there watching the hub That's what sonny over there doing And I say What y'all reading anything good since we're waiting on sonny punk ass over here. Oh, I need to somebody See if y'all can unpin that on break thing Pet cemetery and you're writing cool You still liking uh pet cemetery solvents This is easily my second favorite Stephen King book and now sonny comes in on the last three whatever whatever sonny Wait, just wait. Just just you wait How many how far are you into it? Are you liking it brian? Baby setter three cool 200 pages deep in 2.5 days. Yeah Stephen King reads quick man. I know I'll be done with holly in about two days And we definitely won't be streaming any games that week It'll all be for Stephen King content Because we're gonna have a review video a spoiler talk video and we're gonna do a uh Stephen King theorist video How is that already busted up? Wait, what? Y'all see this nonsense. Oh my gosh. Why is he already? Yeah, this channel currently closed. Yep. Yeah, that's right. Go go after them on the other side Bruh, where are you? I don't even have a freaking kit yet and he's already busted that Okay, come on. I need this. I need this Yeah, I love Cassandra call. They're amazing Did did dude not know how to turn on his chainsaw because that's sure as hell what it felt like Jesus Damn you dude. Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Someone escaped the basement where it's not showing up. Oh, I don't know where to go This is getting ridiculous God damn it. Man suck a fart out my ass cook Yeah, you saw me. I know you saw me Whoa, my camera went wonky af. Oh, this is oh lord Jesus. Hey, Chad. How you doing, brother? I hope you're doing well Every time I do that Yeah, I know I'm dead Yeah, I know man. I I cannot get cook off my dangly bits It's kind of getting ridiculous Cook is messing with me hardcore Yeah, I know Yep, I'm recovering though Why does that color make her look like a zombie? I don't know. It's a good question Come on recover go at least I got away from cook. That's the That is the that's the number one thing right now at least for me That dude Bruh man, come on. Oh, I know what they're doing now They're camping in the uh They're camping uh by the exits by the exits to the basement. That's what they're doing See They're camping by the exits What the god damn cook Are you kidding me, bro? This is stupid This is absolutely ridiculous If nothing else, I'll get points for Uh lock proficiency if I open these up The sort of but not really family to I know my health is low. What what what exactly do you want me to do about that? No, you're not at least not yet They're gonna be down here in a hot minute man. That's three times Oh someone escaped never mind Yeah, I'm bleeding out. I got to make a run for it. Let's go I don't know but we got to go we ain't got any other choice in the matter Now I'm lost. There it is Yeah, see They're camping I invite have a good one. I'm probably gonna play something else here in a little bit if this keeps up I think I probably hit my max and what I'm able to do because the family members are Driving me bonkers Y'all if I can if I can get out back before I die We might have a chance Fuck god damn it. Yeah, I know Just survive a little longer This game got hard as hell I'm gonna have to rethink my whole game plan now Cook is scarier than Leatherface He's he's more annoying. That's for sure because he's fast Can we go back to a lower level? No, no, we got to get better. You got to get good Yeah, only one person escaped I almost got as many points as them too. That's the funny part You are not coming in clutch for me, Julie All right, we'll do we'll do one more game and see if we can manage to not break the streak I do not have my hopes all of a sudden My in-laws are actually the scariest My gluten-free dinner was apples grapes and cheese That sounds good to me lazy at some crackers and peanut butter. You Oh, thank you, Ty We might we might have it next time. I don't know but if uh I already if uh if any of the family members are a little over excuse me level 20 Yeah boy, you got you got the beavers in it boy Y'all y'all hyping me up There it is. We got 10 now. We have all tied up. So that was the 10th one We need 10 more to unlock sunflower Max uh maximum grandpa Maxim grandpa M as an Eminem I'm fucking with you lazy. I know what you meant Like all time. I like it too. Did I miss any uh any comments up here? When I asked everyone what a full-on TCM addiction my man. Yeah, you got that right Uh, they bringing Nick. Hang on. Okay. I'm I'm all caught up It's very cute. I like it I'm gonna hate to get it bloody but Oh, I forgot to check What the uh What level the family were Because anyone over 20 always wrecks us We we could all we could always take a minute and unbox the uh the xbox too We can do that And maybe jump into some Diablo 4 until star feels ready tomorrow I've been meaning to ask are those jeans totally out of style because that's what might no They those those flair jeans. They don't stay out of style long All right, so if we whatever happens this round next up, we'll just uh jump into the xbox Already come on Leland. I know it takes you 22 hours to open it. Oh, look. She's got a rainbow She's got my rainbow on her butt You see the rainbow y'all Look at the rainbow. She got a rainbow on her booty. Y'all can see it better over here. Look at that Looking for me a pot of gold there lassie Well, that was like 18 different accents and one aren't y'all proud of me Are you kidding me? At least I'll know because he has to chainsaw through the door Please tell me I got away before he realized Grandpa's woke Uh He's coming on a Oh, no, are you kid? See look at this Now they're all Why the fuck is the green cloud just look at shell hyping up the chat She gonna think i'm playing with the bad guys I don't know hoe, but we running. Oh, this is this is tense. This is tense There goes the hitchhiker shit We're screwed. I thought you did it ironically Everyone makes mistakes Who me? I boggled I don't know, but I don't know, but we're Uh-oh I heard that. Oh shit. All right y'all. We're chill We're chill. We're gonna we're gonna have some patience All right, we got two more One got killed by leather face one got killed by sissy We're doing uh, we're doing pretty good I'm not great typing on my tablet like I am on my desktop keyboard. I just had to fix many typos. Yeah You're fine. You know typos don't really matter around here The only time I pay attention to people with typos is when someone Call someone stupid or something like your y o you are stupid. I'm like, I can't let that go I cannot let that go He's right hitchhiker is right there Come on. Come on, dude. Just leave Sometimes I make so many typos if it's a long comment. I can't figure out what I say Yeah, this your stupid ones are the best 100% He knows I'm over here. You think I'm safe No way I'm gonna make this And I can't look around either so I'm screwed y'all If anyone gets anywhere near me. I'm screwed. Take your time. Take your time Dude, they're nowhere around me. Come on. Do not break this thing The streak continues Uh beavers in the chat beavers in the chat Yes, oh my heart God Hey The streak continues Hell yeah I was the old I was the only one who made it. I didn't realize everybody got killed Boy those corner hiding spots are OP Yeah, you definitely you you guys definitely called it 100% Y'all were like, this is the one you got this. He hell. Yeah It's that one. That one is your guys w your guys w all the way. Holy shit. That was amazing I can't believe he just gave up. I thought he was gonna stay over there Now I gotta let my blood pressure come back down my heart would oh my heart was a mess All right. Yeah, I'll tie. Well, we we did it. Okay. We did it. How about that? All right, that's 11. I'm gonna You guys still want to what do you guys want to do? Do you want to play another round? Do you want to open up the xbox? What do y'all want to do beaver scout power? xbox Both you want to do another round and then that It doesn't matter to me y'all tell me Or both Lazy's like how about both I said which one do you want and lazy said yes Okay, all right, both let's go one. Let's go one more. Let's go one more Both I'm here either way you don't care I appreciate it Man, that was that was a fun match And I got away from that leather face without getting didn't know he hit did he hit me or did he not? I actually have no idea All right, that was 11. We need nine more to get sunflower. Somebody keep track of this Because y'all know I'm bad. Good god. I need I need almost 8,000 points. Well a little over 7,000 To get my next ultimate escape power up You are able to know When unlocking doors, there's a 20 chance the unlock tool won't be consumed That's what's been happening Okay, and what's the one that I have that? Oh after unlocking the door the door stays highlighted for all victims 45 seconds. What's the one? I'm confused because when I open up doors with her it doesn't make a sound That's interesting. I have 3999 people google play points, but getting holly will ruin that You I sounds like you got a choice to make lazy Damn we waiting on players All right, babyface killer and logan the great are both level 18 And they're part of a party No, I am not look all three of them are in the same party. I bet you that's what's been going on people have been getting together Yeah Yeah, no, I'm not I'm not playing against a whole ass Group that can talk to each other. That's not happening Man, my back is itching like crazy I don't know how I think I got like 800 google play points. Something like that I guess we're going on a of course Then I'll just leave He hates unity. What? despises friendship groups. What? This is this is this is slander. This is a liable. This is all of it. Do you claim the free ones on fridays? Yeah, I'm taking you to court d-wreck The subpoena is going to come just like that too d-wreck Yeah Sorry, I didn't reciprocate, but He hates libel confirmed I'm liable to beat that as you say it again. I'm just Can't Oh silly Oh, look at this the hitchhiker is level 19, but leather face and cook are only level tens We might have a chance Derek called me a nap with a death wish earlier. I saw that actually someone else called you that and then He'd defendage. I'm kidding. That's not what happened I got the joke Because every time I do that you're like it was a joke. I know it was a joke and I'm joking right along See, this is the problem. We folks with adhd and tism and all that stuff This is what we have. We're like, we're just joking and then he's like, I know you're joking I'm not swapping with you Lazy's definitely 5-0 Lazy's a hundred percent Somebody send the pigeons up We got a narc Watch out lazy. You know what happens to snitches You know what happens to snitches Ash is very upset that you didn't leave him some roast set aside I didn't I ain't even been in the insta pot. How the hell am I in trouble? Wait a second. I ain't ate yet. It better not be gone Y'all gonna make me eat a camp. No, I don't even have any spaghettios left Y'all gonna make me dog food tell tell ash he can have mine And I'll just have some of his dog food. How could I leave see? See see what you have done, baby. See what you've done Now you got Jayrod against me too. How could you leave ash without roast? I can see her neck swiveling too. I'm not a fan of authority Poor ashy. I I we can't have this we can't have that you you are not gonna you better put some respect on We haven't read past the first chapter Derek I've been too busy And well, she hasn't but I have I've been too busy streaming We probably just need to put on the audio book Is that steep? Why are you making so much noise you swollen colon? Oh There is no way you actually sound like that Julie Julie. I don't like Julie's Yeah swollen colon. Yeah, I say that all the time. Oh, no, Connie. What have you done to us? What have you done? Connie no, please Connie, what are you doing? The audio book is titties the same guy does. Oh, yeah, uh I listened to both of them. So Yeah, I'm I'm excited to learn that it's the same dude I haven't even heard Derek's voice and for some odd reason. I have it in my head that he he has like this This deep baritone going on I haven't even seen his face full and clear all I know is he's like nine feet tall I'm just kidding What? How did that happen the scream ended? Man Chucklefuck's a good word. It is a really good word. Uh, in fact, it's my oldest, uh, favorite Favorite insult. I hear you leather face Cockpipe Cosmonaut Cockpipe Cosmonaut Are you for really oh That's a great name That's a great insult a great. It's a great name too I'm gonna change my gamer tag to that God Are you kidding me? I know that was my fault, but I was basically asking myself. Are you actually that stupid? Oh, no, he's he's right behind me. I just heard them Uh I just heard him close the door At least we're in the slaughterhouse. I know You want to see me escape playing Leland? I just What happened? What happened? I just unlocked it Did did it break? Did y'all catch this? Boy, that was clutch as hell Bruh, I can't Y'all, I don't know what to do Sometimes that other door is unlocked. Sometimes it isn't like I don't know what to do about I don't know what to do about this man The family would have german shepherds probably What was that? What the hell was that? Oh my god, that's horrifying Oh my god, they Oh, good job Y'all go get him. Y'all go get him He's right there. Go get him. Where the fuck did they escape from? Oh my god. I'm left alone They were all over there I have no idea I don't have any idea what to do Oh, yeah, definitely blind I doubt this family would spring for pure pet dogs Got a hell of a point Y'all, I don't know what to do any ideas Like just run for it or whatever. I mean at this point At this point, I'm just gonna I'm gonna bleed out. Look how quick I'm losing blood scream and run for it. Yeah I don't know I don't know what to do in this scenario And it really pisses me off because so I places with grandpa It really pisses me off because I didn't think the I thought the other people were gonna get caught and I should have followed them Running circles making as much noise as possible. That is a damn good idea One jump ahead of the bread line one swing ahead of the sword. I still only what I can afford All right. Here's a thing. How about we just bleed out? How's that for gameplay? Uh, no. All right, let's uh Let's make it do what it do, right? Now they're all that yeah, they're all just Camping hey chain smoke. How you doing? Like he's he's right there. There's nothing I can do about that You think he's afk? I mean either way. I'm gonna bleed out. So He's just over there swinging his head back and forth We got uh Shit, uh, I'm fucked. Oh, I was fine. I thought he saw me Never mind No, no, no, no, no, no. No. Oh since he was through there anyways. Anyways Hey, jude. Hey, jude I'm not watching this Not watching it. Yeah, damn. We up to 18 18 viewers. Hell yeah All right, y'all know what time it is. It's break time Um, I'll be back in about 10 15 minutes something like that I think I'm gonna take a longer one this time Uh, and if I lose people I lose people. It's whatever Make sure you like the stream everybody all that good stuff Consider becoming a member all that weird stuff, you know, I'm uncomfortable as hell saying all that shit. So Did I get back just in time He's running back and forth it looks like looks like scooby-doo He's setting a trap But I have that perk god damn it. Are you kidding me? God all three of them Oh my god Okay, okay Okay All right, then Wait, does he know he's about to start a new game? Yes Oh dear Using the force Yeah, at least I don't have to worry about making noise. Oh, should he already about to win? No go back Damn, I might have had a chance this round I'll try the shorts There you go. There you go. Leland go green beans Man, it's hot out here. Let's see if I get any points. Yeah, I got 75 points Oh, yeah, you're screwed dude. You should have went over the post Wait, is he free? How did he get Go dude go How the hell? I know it wasn't 15 minutes. I'm sorry Connie run. What are you doing? Man, I had a chance to win that round That sucks So you're not even gonna try to come after her? What in the hell are you doing? I don't know anyways Let us do The thing Let us unbox the thing and magic That sucks. That sucks anyways, all right So Knock that out put that in rest mode And then let's see if I can What in the world? That ain't gonna work Hang on. Let's do I want to see him in the old lady get up leather face, not he I can't figure this out and I don't want to start another stream Hang on here. Why is that so small? I don't know why it's so small Oh my god Anyways, let's see. Hang on Uh that works. Yeah, I mean I guess but Oh that is that's disgusting. Let's see what it looks like with the light on I guess that ain't too bad But it is up close and personal. That's for sure. I 100 can't figure out What I did wrong over here. Hang on. All right So I guess that's good for now. That's uh That as good as we gonna get Yeah, it looks yeah, I definitely zoomed in because it's supposed to be a face cam, but I can't figure out how to Hang on. Give me a second. I might have figured it out It's still It's still tiny I don't know what I'm doing Yeah, I don't I don't know how to fix that. I can't like turn it but uh screwing all this up Just just to do this anyways, let's uh, let's plug in this This this will work. This will work for now Call shell. Yeah Actually, I think it was more uh, dan helped me last time Uh, where did I put the box? All right. I need to move this over here trying to give myself more space Because this box is huge That's what she said One piece of tape down Is this just uh, hang on It is going to be a lot of Shaking going on so my apologies Ahead of time. Oh a lot of shaking going on going on Oh a lot of shaking going on wonder if I don't want to damage this but I can't find Ah, there we go. There we go. I found it Oh a lot of shaking going on That's what we got. That's what we got All right, so much tape So much tape. What is all this tape? It's almost like this is expensive and they don't want people stealing it That's almost what it's like y'all Bruh How much more tape is up? So do it go like bills? Nope, it goes the other way. Ah y'all can't see me Boy, this thing is wrapped up dropping stuff. Look at this thing. Look at this beast This is such a suspenseful unboxing. Will he get it open? Will he get it open? We have cabals We have more cabals We have a comp-troller and we have Vatres Open sesame street Open. There you go There we go We got them durries. We got them duracelles All right Man this all fancy I do not shoot with my hands. I shoot with my currently going down In our house. There is a huge orange moth flying around Chris won't kill it. Please help. Yes, ma'am. I'm on my way Y'all I'll be I'll be right back Yes, the gun slinger exactly Yeah, I'll be back Okay, so that happened Uh As soon as I opened up Why was mothman flagged? I have no idea. Um So What When I when I opened up my office door all I could hear was screaming from 50 feet away in the house All I heard was screaming But it was loud enough that I could hear it all the way from my office So I walk out Up the stairs Go inside Chris is like Kind of like a batman pose on the edge of the couch You know kind of hunched down He's standing on the edge of the couch though Dan has a broom like it's a spear I don't know what they were playing on doing with it But they had it And shell the whole house also smells like bug spray at this point. This is a moth. Mind you This is a moth and the whole house smells like bug spray So I moved that over so people can see chat, but anyways So I come walking in the the moth is literally on its back twitching And shell standing over it with a shoe in her hand But instead of hitting it with the shoe in her hand she steps on it with the shoe on her foot As one would do Why she had the shoe in her hand? I have no idea But then I get the wonderful story of how all this happened. So I guess she let the cat out The moth came in Her and Dan were just freaking out about this big orange moth. It wasn't that it wasn't that big This huge orange moth And then shell proceeds to tell me what happened with chris chris was in the shower Chris comes here's them screaming so he gets out of the shower And he's got this towel wrapped around him he take He takes one look at the moth and says nope Nope and closes himself back up into the bathroom Is a moth y'all It was a moth This is my family. I love them to death. Let's get back to it I see you shell I see you baby Y'all a trip and a half it was a buzzing moth moth don't buzz Well, you killed it I don't I don't know I came to rescue y'all, but you had it under control. I'm just saying Y'all had it completely under control It was a buzzing moth moths. Don't buzz You know, it would be a funny halloween prank. No, no, no No That's not happening Okay, so I got a bunch of black plastic paper stuff All right All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Hey ladies. Hey. Hey ladies So they do if they fly into a bug. Can we view the corpse? I shell disintegrated that thing with her foot Afraid I shall have to depart now. Oh, yeah, I know it's late over there, dude. Thanks for hanging out though It's probably gonna take me a minute to get this all set up anyways And I know how late it is already over there. It's eight. So what is it like two o'clock in the morning there? Yeah, dude, I'll see you tomorrow. I'll be streaming early with chad and then I'll be doing Uh game game night. We'll be playing starfield tomorrow Yeah, it's 216 Yeah, uh jude's from the uk too Hey, jude If I can get this last I can't find the tab for this thing. So I gotta Like slice it apart and I do not have a knife. So it's whatever There we go. I finally got it Boy, that was I felt like a monkey doing a math problem They call me herpicus derpicus Anyways, so if you haven't seen it, this is the xbox series x well Something like this It's very very boring looking But I mean I prefer this this model the way it's built because it just looks like a pc tower I am merely trying to figure out what it was and how big it was science. Yes Yes, well, it was it was it was big. Okay It was large trust me I'm a man. I know measurements Okay Uh, so where am I putting you you big beastly bastard? I wonder if it'll fit right on top of my I think it'll fit right on top of my uh my pc tower PC tower for the win Dude it fits perfectly I mean that's dangerous as hell, but it fits perfectly. Yeah, I like my shirt Yeah, I like my shirt that xbox. Yeah All right. Oh, this is not gonna work over here So I'll be back with you all in a minute So I just realized something Um It it I'm gonna need to download the app for the for the whatchamacallit anyways to to get the xbox on And registered and all that so we'll play something else for now and we'll start starfield tomorrow We can't play it tonight anyways. I was thinking about playing some Uh, what's what's it called? Some Diablo 4, but it's gonna take a while to get that All turned on I also got So I don't run through a grip of batteries. I got one of these It's a battery pack for charging So Why are you yelling at me? So what do you all want to play next you want to go back to? Uh, Texas chainsaw well, we've already been live for two and a half So we'll probably call it a call it a night here soon and then tomorrow we can start with starfield That sound good Gotta keep my respite Definitely gotta keep my respite But yes, definitely. Thank you guys for joining me. I know this is loud. Give me a second Oh Yeah, y'all have a good night Um, it was hella fun. No. No, we don't play fortnight on this channel I tried it. I really did try it. Uh, but uh, yeah I'm not a I'm not a good fortnight player Or anything like that So there we go. All right He's as easy as this And then we got a long long cable But anyways, all right Thank y'all for joining me. Y'all have a good night tomorrow Uh 9 a.m. Central standard time. I will be riding with Chad And then at 5 p.m. Central standard time we'll be playing starfield. Okay See y'all have a good night by solvents by brian by lazy Uh by j rod by ty by tony Uh I think that's everybody is viking still in here by shell It's gonna be so long until I see you again my love It's gonna be so long Jude's already gone. Yes. Y'all have a good night. But until next time I'll hell the chair