 Item number SCP-Safe-J Object Class Safe, Euclid, and Keeter Special Containment Procedures The dangers and difficulties of the safe and unsafe aspects of SCP-Safe-J are still being determined. Please use your safest judgment when dealing with SCP-Safe-J-A, the safe component of SCP-Safe-J, SCP-Safe-J-B, the Euclid component of SCP-Safe-J, and SCP-Safe-J-C, the Keeter component of SCP-Safe-J. Description SCP-Safe-J is a set of three safes, all… brand safes, which are visually identical to each other. SCP-Safe-J-A is a safe-safe, SCP-Safe-J-B is a Euclid-safe, and SCP-Safe-J-C is a Keeter-safe. Whilst the safety of each safe is implied by its Object Class, whether safe or not safe, the practical safety of each safe is outlined below. The safe-safe is safe for testing, and needs no extensive containment. The Euclid-safe is safe, so long as it's not near the Keeter-safe, in which case only the safe-safe can return the Euclid-safe back to safe. The Keeter-safe is never safe. Its in-progress containment procedures attempt to keep this safe as safe as the safe-safe, but the Keeter-safe will never be as safe as the safe-safe or the Euclid-safe. Current staff assigned to the SCP-Safe-J safes are Dr. Safe, Dr. Euclid, and Dr. Keeter. Keeter-safe is in charge of the Safe-safe, Dr. Euclid is in charge of the Euclid-safe, and Dr. Keeter helps with both the Safe-safe and the Euclid-safe. The Keeter-safe is overseen by all three doctors, and it takes the combined effort of Dr. Safe, Dr. Euclid, and Dr. Keeter to ensure that the Keeter-safe is as safe as Dr. Safe's Safe-safe and Dr. Euclid's Euclid-safe. Recently, it's been found that micro-scale microwave emissions in the Euclidean space by the Keeter-safe can heat up and thaw out food, drink, and other groupings of items that would be considered a meal. The meals thawed by the Keeter-safe's ability to thaw meals are designated SCP-Safe-JD and can be used to keep the Keeter-safe safe, given the thawed meals a Thaumiel object class. Thaumiel thawed meals are safe to use in Dr. Safe's Safe-safe, Dr. Euclid's Euclid-safe, and Dr. Safe, Euclid, and Keeter's Unsafe Keeter-safe. The safety of the Dr.'s Keeter-safe's Euclidean intrusion of micro-scale microwave emissions and the safety of Thaumiel meals thawed by its ability to thaw meals have been confirmed to be safe, but not safe, by Dr. Safe, Dr. Euclid, and Dr. Keeter. Like to say, when all components of SCP-Safe-J are safely contained, Dr. Safe safe safe, Dr. Euclid's Euclid safe, Dr. Safe, Euclid, and Keeter's Keeter-safe, and the safe Thaumiel thawed meals caused by the safe, but not safe, micro-scale microwave emissions in the Euclidean space by the Dr. Safe, Euclid, and Keeter's Unsafe Keeter-safe, the whole entity of SCP-Safe-J is considered safe. Damn, was that a tongue twister?