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I have a feeling this is gonna be a scary game like for all the wrong reasons. I don't like this. I don't like it at all. It sounds kind of terrifying. It's just the sound I'm reacting to I can't see it either. I was just looking for birthday games and this was one of the three I found and honestly I think one of them is meant to be scary but this one is just way more scary than it. I don't like this game so far. Hurry hurry all of you you're so very very much to do but I don't know what it is. I'm just so confused. Can someone help me? I can I can move things but it's not doing anything. Oh I can move. Okay why am I dressing lettuce? I don't know what's happening. I know I picked the game but I just don't understand it. Okay I'm done. What was the point in that? Oh my oh my oh my Stop putting time pressure on me. I'm scared enough is it? Everyone is talking. Click the clown. Okay. Thanks. Thanks for the tip. Can I leave the room? Oh thank God I can escape. What kind of magic cursed shit is this? Oh my god this house is a death trap. I'm leaving. Can I just go out the door? What is this game? This game I'm not sure. It's like Fatty Bear's birthday surprise or something. I don't think I want to know what his surprise is. What is that? Hi Fatty. Great he's a bully. I do believe there's something in my pocket. I don't want to know what the fuck is in your pocket dude. Honestly he's scaring me. What's in here? I mean I assume it's her birthday present but maybe I could open it. There's no even air holes in that thing. He didn't even try and stop it. He just watched it get out What the hell is that thing? Is that a bone? I only realize that now. You never know when I might need this. Who would find a bone, pick it up and put it in their pocket and go never know when I might need this. Like I think this bear. Oh my god he's coming to right at us. I think this bear is actually a child who's had some acid or something. Yeah this this is a child just on acid. Oh he's still going in anyway. Imagine waking up to that. Oh my god. Okay I don't need to be that quiet apparently. I can interact with like everything in this game. The game just feels alive. You hate this voice actor? Why? I hate everything about this game. Like everything. There's not one redeeming factor so far. Okay. Oh the bone, the bone. At least give it the bone dude. Do we need more water? Then just leave it on. I don't understand. I think he's trying to just kill the dog. He's trying to drown it. He's waterboarding the dog. See it's really confusing because I'm done the objective of watering the dog. It's weird as that sounds. And then the bear keeps saying I need more water. So I don't know why he's saying that if I'm done. I hate this bear. I think we all do. This looks like the kind of bear that would make bear noises. Like I still need to. Still need to what? It's so annoying. It's like the game is taunting you at all times. Interact with the piano. Play me a birthday song. Oh okay. You're horny and I would have been happy. Oh fuck off you. I think he's just stopping me from going that side of the house. Meanwhile the bear doesn't care. His eyes are just fully glazed over. This is a big smile honestly. Step on this, fall over, break your neck. Where's he gone? I'm hopefully dead. I know he's back. Oh he might die. Oh my god. This is just awful. This game is shaving years off my lifespan. Yeah I think 27 is the new 50 because I'm feeling the same way. What else do I need? I think I'll make a chocolatey chip birthday cake. Great. I don't know what this is. Maybe... Oh baking powder. So we just need the sugar. Hi Kayla. This is Jordan. Want to come over and play? Hi Kayla. It's Aunt Polly. What do you want for your birthday? The bear's just thinking delete all. I'm Kayla's only real friend. Why are you just standing there laughing? Imagine you walking behind him. The bear is standing there giggling to himself on front of this TV which is just giving signal tones. Everything about this is horrible. Go down the laundry chute in the bathroom. Oh really? Are you just trying to kill him? Here goes nothing. Oh please die. There's just spikes at the end. If the dog's just watching him like why? Why would you do that? There's the sugar. Perfect. I don't know why the hell you'd want to attract all the vermin. I think he actually did do our bear noise there. Fatty Bear is also 27. Thank you for the tip. The game was released in 1993 with both been causing psychological damage since 93. Amazing news. I am mixing a birthday cake. A birthday cake. A birthday cake. It is one that soon will pick for Kayla's birthday party. This game's fun. If only they put my mix behind that song, the mix I made on the piano while I go. I am mixing a birthday cake. A birthday cake. The little bear and I'm done. Oh we did it. We did the birthday cake. My mom made me the same one. No I can die happy. Just like Kayla. This was fun. You can't tell right now but my eyebrows are showing a shocked expression from me. How do I delete something like from steam? Okay this game is called Today It's My Birthday which is accurate as today is my birthday. This looks way better. This just looks like a nice cheery game. I have no idea what this game is actually about. I just hope there's no fatty bear. Yeah this this looks alright. It's just night time. There's nothing wrong with night time. You're all missing fatty now aren't you? Oh my god look at this run. It looks like he's running fast but I'm making no progress. I can't see a feckin thing. Hold on rather than take off my sunglasses. Why is the menu done this way? Why does it take so long? Just for this one game. The glasses are oh my god it's so bright now. I thought this was a birthday game. It is. It's called Today Is My Birthday which it is. Oh hello. First guest has arrived. My name is fatty bear. Who the fck are you? Come here pretty boy. I'm a fckin nobody. I just passed him through. I don't want any trouble. Just take your pictures of him as he kills me. Now you're missing fatty aren't you? No still better than fatty. Okay some people do not miss fatty. Some people do. Can we set fatty on him? Dude we can't be that cruel. But the guy is a human organ dealer but still that's a bit harsh. I'm going to try and go into his trailer. Evidence of Bigfoot. Why would there be signs to watch out for Bigfoot if he wasn't real? Oh those are the keys to his trailer. Oh shit. Oh shit he's getting a phone call. I don't know how to run. Who the fck are you? I don't know who I am. I don't know why I'm here. Okay he's forgotten about the phone call. I'm made by the lips of it. And he's an organ dealer. Like regard the spooky things aside he is a criminal. He should definitely be trying to kill me. Is he chasing me? He is very slowly. Hold on let me just get under this tree. It's not as scary as the last game. It's nowhere near as scary as the last game. What do I do? Should I give him my organs? You're supposed to give him your organs. It's his birthday. Oh okay it all makes sense now. What the hell am I doing? I'm so confused. Wait let me look up a guide to try and get past this part. Today is my birthday. Uh yep there is nothing. This way maybe oh I didn't see this little path. What the hell is that thing? That's fatty. That was fatty bear. I saw him. Did you see fatty bear? Give me a fatty jump scare or something. I like that area though. That dog looks dangerous. Wait what dog? It looks like there's something up here. What the shit is this? Fatty what have you been up to? Oh my god you've changed a lot since 93. I need to take some photos for the police. Some photos for the police of what? I imagine you came into the police and were like I found a human trafficker. He's harvesting humans for organs. Oh by the way here's some really neat pictures I took of an abandoned carousel. I think it would do really well I'm excited. Give me a break. Another one. It sounds like the least intimidating dog I've ever heard. Did I just go into the vent? What's the game's objective again? We literally have no idea. Cross key. Cross key. Cross key. I don't think it's on the dog. Oh wait get the dog a bone. There should be one in the fridge. Why does this game cross over so well with fatty bear? Fatty bear is coming for you. Don't scare me like that. I've heard if I say fatty bear three times he appears in your house behind you. Fatty bear, fatty bear, fatty bear. You better watch out. Alright guys I need some good ideas here because I'm all out of them. I've had none and I'm all out. Waterboard this dog too. Jesus Christ. Use the flash on the popper. Oh that's a good idea. Really close. Oh genius. Did you read a guide or did you actually come up with that? That is genius but by god this game is just all over the place. I have no idea what I'm doing most of the time and all the time not most of the time. I saw a few people write it. Oh you're a scary little one aren't you? I'm fucking terrified. What? What? Where did you come from? What are you doing? Fuck off. My guy seems so uninterested in this. He was like fuck off. I assume this is locked and now I'm gone or my guys ran out of stamina. It's time you won't get away. He doesn't want it. It's time you won't get away. What is this? He just forgot about me. Oh my god would you look at this? Oh that's a cool dolly. Oh my god it's fatty bear. I wasn't even looking at my screen. Oh no he's just staring at me. Oh what the hell is that? This is such a cliche the whole game. Oh bones? Both games today have had bridges but weird stuff in them. It's a bit weird. A bit of a coincidence but I don't believe in coincidences. They're somehow connected. Oh no. What the fuck? Sorry I didn't realize he was occupied. My apologies. Hello? Have you lost your mama? It won't budge. Why are you not commenting on that? He sees that doll just run off and then he says door won't budge. That's weird. Go to the police. They're not saying the doors were oddly jammed when there didn't appear to be a reason. Yep it's spooky if you ask me. Hey um is he chasing me now or what? How to janitor. Okay so who's paying him? All right should I just go back and confront him? Listen this. This ends now. Not killing all right never mind. I think we're done with this game. It was a good one though. I rate this 10 birthday candles out of 10. All right we got time for like one quick little game of something and there's only one other birthday game I could find. This is happy birthday Bernard but like actually happy birthday Kevin though. Why are all these game horror? I don't know how to play. Oh wait I'm here. Bernard is dead. What was that? Is he just dead? Okay would you like to be my new father? How do I jump? Please help me sir. I'm actually trapped in this pit. What? Okay wait let me take let me rob this old man. What are you gonna do about an NPC and then we water it. Wait let's see. Fantastic. You know what this is gonna be so relieved to hear you're okay. I mean why would she live up there with children when there was no even fence or anything? Could you not bring me up? It seems like you could have brought me up there if you wanted to. This game as weird as it sounds is the best game of the night. Why are there sky beavers? Look that's not important. Sky beavers are real okay? You're in denial if you don't think sky beavers are real. All right plant. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. This game is nice. I like this game. It's much less stressful than the other games. Sea to water and up here. This is actually a good game but you can make fun of fatty all you want but this is a good game. I like to actually imagine that I'm playing as fatty here because it kind of looks like you're gonna need a bigger tree and a bigger brain. What the fuck? Why would that game say that? That owl is a dick. There is no need for that at all. If I water it more does it grow more? And then I can jump. Oh I can jump up here. Yes okay. I got it. Big brain. That owl must be ashamed of himself right now. This is the worst birthday ever for Bernard by the way. Oh for fuck's sake Bernard. Bernard's taking a piss now. Bernard is so shit. Poor Bernard. He's trying his best. Everything I do wrong is Bernard's fault and then when I eventually do it I take all the credit. We're done. Bernard is safe enough from now. I feel like his bird friend could take him the rest of the way. Oh Bernard's stuck in a time loop. It's like Groundhog Day. He's stuck on his birthday falling forever. Good job Bernard. You did us all proud.