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I'm not going to lie, but we got Tio Amari Cooper, this Christmas one, which is such a sick-looking card, and Michael Irvin. We got Zeke Elliott and Emmett Smith as the dual halfbacks and then Dak Prescott. Let's look at the X-Factors. This is where we start getting into it. We have Dashing Dead Eye, Escape Artist, and QB Playmaker on Dak. That's awesome. Tio has Homer, Route Technician, and Streak Specialists, so I don't know too much about those, but I'll try and do some learning today. And Zeke! This is going to be really fun to play with this Zeke. Jukebox, Spin Cycle, Outside Zone Guru, aka Halfback Stretch. Defensively, Andrew Sendejo, and Ha Ha Clinton Vicks. That's mediocre. I love Lane Van Resch, probably the MVP of Madden 19 Wheel-A-Mot. Jaylen Smith, awesome. Joe Thomas White. That gets real bad real fast. Sean Lee, that linebacker core is just yucky. But, then we start getting into this. Byron Jones, Mel Renfrow, Deon Sanders, literally a 99 overall cornerback core. DeMarcus Lawrence, 99, Drama, Koi, 99, Ed Tutile, Jones, 99. We got X-Faggers on DeMarcus Lawrence, Byron Jones, and Deon Sanders. What I plan to do is the same thing I did against RBT when I actually played on the Dallas Cowboys Jumbotron. Oh, it's on X-Box. Oh. That's so much better. Oh, wait, are you on X-Box too? What the heck? Dude, this is insane. I'm going to cry, dude. Oh, yeah, I plan on the Dallas Cowboys Jumbotron, by the way. What I plan to do is pound the goddamn rock, and hopefully we have enough edge heat that my shitty linebackers don't end up being a problem. We are playing a man called Ho God. I absolutely respect the hell out of him. Oh, you know what? It really looks like he's ready for this halfback dive, but can you really? Can you really be ready for it? You can't. Oh my God. Wait. Oh my God. Yo. He has the running back, Zach's account that I'm playing on, has the like, what do you even call it? The assisted juke and spin move stop, so he's telling me to stiff arm that whole time. Good start for the goddamn cow, girl. We're going inside zone. We're going to pound this rock. I don't need to pass, and I never will need to pass. Get to the edge. Get to the edge. You know what? Maybe I will need to pass. I was just kidding because if I go no huddle and he forgets to QB spy, then this is cash money for yards. QB spy, QB spy. No QB spy. That was blitz. Ooh. Let's see what, we'll just see what develops. Ooh, a blitz. Oh, got it off. Emma Smith. God, the Dallas Cowboys playbook sucks. Like it's actually horrible. I hate it. So I'm going to hit this stretch because I feel like he's going to pinch that line down. Yeah, he's pinching that line down. This should be there. Come on, baby. Oh no. He blitzed the corner. We're on the five. Do I take a field goal? What do I look like? What do I look like? Do I look like someone who doesn't go for it on the five-yard line? We're going for it. I'm so mortified that you would think that I wouldn't go for this. My reads are first T.O. No, first Amari Cooper, then T.O. Oh, Dak. Dak baby. Dak baby. To the edge. I needed to take that up the middle or it wasn't going to be there. You know what? Ho God. That was a good defensive stop by you, my friend. It's just going to start out with a dive to Aaron Dickerson who goes nowhere. And I was in a horrible defense for that. I wasn't coming for drop contain. There's going to be some heat coming on you, Tom Brady. Let's see it. He's definitely got protected though. So I think he might be able to sit back there for a hot second. We just got to clamp ourselves. Damn. Good. Fine. This could be a run play. In fact, I'm very confident it is. Obviously not Byron Jones' display. Fuck it. He does get the snap off. Oh. Dude, this guy literally lets the clock get to one second before he calls a play every single time. It's so rude. This is only frustrating because now I have to wait until the clock gets to one second again. And he doesn't chew clock. He actually lets it walk down. Like look at this, bro. Oh, are you going to let it go to one second again? Congrats, bro. You're so fucking cool. Who does that, bro? What type of psychopath do you have to be to do this? Why don't you just put chew clock on if you want to chew the clock? Look at this shit. It is every single time. I'm going to play on my computer. I'm going to play RuneScape. Fuck this, dude. Oh, does it have to get to zero before you can call a play? Is that the law? This is so fucked up. Maybe his goal is to get his opponents to rage quit and then he doesn't have to play the whole game out. And it's a pretty effective strategy. I don't want to play this out. It's just like I'm recording videos. I kind of have to. You know what it might be? Maybe he just hates Cowboys fans. That's possible, right? We're about to stand him up on the goal line. I'm really about to do it to him. Yeah, we just got to make the play. Oh, oh, oh, I collided with him too. I literally almost made that play. He succeeded in making that as annoying as possible of a drive, but it is just seven to zero. So I can still, I still got a good shot at this game. But he's got press coverage on TO. I kind of like that. I'm going to try it. What do I have to lose? Oh, are you kidding? That was with one hand. Let's just get field goal range. Let's get three points on the board. Wide, open, Emmett, Smith. All right. It's second and 10. I am straight up just going to take this field goal. I'll take my points. I think he's actually going to get a delay a game now. No, he called 10 out. This guy sucks. This is unbelievably rude. He really runs the clock all the way to one every play and then either calls a timeout or snaps it. Fumble. Fences up with it. Okay, I'll go find him. My dad literally just came to my room and told me that apparently they lost Luna for a second. So now I got to go find Luna. And I just finally got this guy to phone. That makes me feel so good to this guy. He's such an ass. And I really want to win this game, but I got to go get my puppy. So, well, he does the same thing on offense, right? Where he uses the whole clock. This might actually work out to my advantage right now. So we're going to take off with Dak. I either need a quick touch on him and take my field goal. Then I'm going to leave. Go find Luna. And since he does this bullshit every single time, there's actually a decent chance that I don't even need to play defense. Teal. 100%. Yes, sir! Get dotted off! Run that shit to one second every time. You are a bum. Alright, back. Dot, touchdown. I'm going to go get Luna. And since he's going to use the entire clock to call a play every single time, there may actually be enough time for me to just let my defense auto-play and then come back and play my own offense and win the game. I'll be back. Alright, I'm going to go find my puppy. Two hours later. She was just... She was just gobbin'. She was just gobbin' in the back door. Right back in the clock. Oh, dude. He's scared. He's sweating. He's not using the whole clock. Somebody's worried. He thinks he's going to lose, bro. Look at this man! Come here! I'm going to ice that game. I want to ice that game right there. I think he's going to go a corner route, Darren Waller. Yes, sir! Dude, what is that? What actually is that? That's so dumb. You're throwing a heavily, heavily contested pass and catching it frequently. I'm staying on Byron Jones because I know if there's a corner route, I can clamp it. Get that shit out of here. Come on. Come out in your stretch. Come out in your run play. There she is. Good deal. We're all over it. Beyond Sanders is eating this ball alive. Loser. The proc time! How did he not take that? 3rd and 14, I got to find something open. I'm going to be in some serious trouble here. So there's like that delayed blitz there, Jason Witton. What a dot. Five for 600 yards. That was huge. On 3rd and 16, Dak delivers 20 yards downfield. I almost could officially chew the clock and then get the touchdown to like really ice this game. But I don't know if I really want to play with fire like that. Okay, but I'll take 3 yards. Did you switch off your table maze so that the computer could make the tackle for you? Children. Literal children playing this game, man. 2nd and 2nd. He calls the time out. I think he knows. I think he knows I'm going to try and run this clock and score at the end. I'm not letting him get the ball back. He's got too much bullshit in his favor. I am going to chew this clock so that this just perfectly lands. Wait, that was 3rd and inches? Wait, oh my god. I didn't get the first. Wait, this is now a huge play. I did not realize this. 4th and 3. I'm a Smith. Bad ball! But he caught it! But he caught it! I'm a Smith! That was Dak as... I gotta bail out now. Now we're fair. Hey, 1st and 10, 1 bail out each. I'll take it. All right, so he's got that delayed blitz again. Oh, bad ball. Again, I'm throwing sketchy passes. He calls his final time out here. Couldn't tell you why. I think Kamari Cooper is open in the window right here. I guess it just depends where the user is though. RV, that's a tutty. Oh no, it's not! Get it! Michael Irving! Nothing is more satisfying. This guy literally runs the clock until one second every single play. And now I get the cheesiest, most bullshit Hail Mary touchdown. Nothing feels better than that. Now though, I got 2 minutes 33 seconds to clamp these shit out of him. And if I could pull that off, this would be one of my most satisfying Ws ever. So we know where he goes to Darren Waller over there. I'll play Clinty Dicks here. I got these fully clamped in no way. Let's get the ball. Let's get the ball, baby. Let's go! And he said Dejo's got it. And we're taking this back a good amount. That's exactly how he was literally getting every yard that he ever got in this game too. So it feels real good to grab that right there. Let's get 1 first down. This game's over. He has no timeouts left. He's gone. You may be the biggest ball. Oh, he's not leaving yet. I'm honestly like, would have been really happy if he had Rage Quit because we do not have this game locked up by any means. All right. We're just going to start with a stretch to Zeke. Keep it simple. Okay, Zeke. Okay, Zeke. All right. That takes us to the 2 minute warning. 1 first down is all it's going to take. I really shouldn't even run this ball because it's so obvious this is a run, but I'm going to bring a Koye out for the dive. I'm going to act like I'm doing a bunch of hot routes. Just kind of scare his user a little bit and then we're just going to snap it. All right. Cut it up the middle. I'm going to come out in a pass now. I just got to connect. I connect out 1. This game's over. I'm thinking I could hit Emmett Smith for the most cash money slant you've ever seen. Yes, sir. Game over. Game! 10 for 11. 162 yards and 2 touchdowns and 1 gigantic W. I feel so, so... Oh, wait. I'm going to run it to 1 second. Just like him. Just like you, buddy. Oh, that feels good. Oh, that feels real good. Boys, I literally cannot thank you enough for joining me for this Dallas Cowboys theme team gameplay. This was hysterical and it feels so good to get a dub on this one. It really does feel so good. 158.3 pass rating. I rarely do that and I did it with Dak Prescott here. All right, boys. That's it. This is so dope. Thank you for watching, guys. I'll see you in the next video. Peace out.