 A fight happened in a gas station in Pennsylvania when a customer came in, took a banana, and threw it at the clerk. The clerk then took a banana and threw it back. Then the customer punched the worker in his face. So then the employee, Yubaraj Butatoki, chased the customer into the parking lot, hit him several times in the head with a PVC pipe. So he just kept climbing the ladder of assault. This was written perfectly. Every paragraph I crescendoed up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, a guy comes and throws a banana at you and then punches you. What's he gonna do next? If he doesn't go PVC pipe, the dude's going PVC pipe to him? There should be a rule that anytime two people throw a banana at each other, that's an instant detente. Done. It's over. If we're at the point, we're throwing naners at each other, we need to go separate ways.