 Warning The following SCP reading contains descriptions of graphic violence and other not-safe-for-work material. Viewer discretion is advised. SCP-2089 Object Class, Euclid Special Containment Procedures The domains containing SCP-2089 are to be blocked from all public service providers. Any original or reposted content related to SCP-2089-1, including videos, images, gifts, comments, and fan-derived works, are to be taken down by Foundation agents. Personnel actively viewing SCP-2089-1 related content are to be rotated on a bi-weekly basis. Information pertaining to the location of SCP-2089-1 is to be reported to the Project Lead. The current research has proven inconclusive. Description SCP-2089 refers to a blog located on the site www.com. The blog features images, videos, and other related content centered around the user named John underscore ██████████████████████ is underscore here. Referred to as SCP-2089-1. SCP-2089-1 claims to be male, and wears a hooded jacket resembling a skeleton. Audio samples taken from videos of SCP-2089-1 have proven inconclusive in supporting this claim. SCP-2089-1 and its blog features a Q&A-style format, and which users ask questions in SCP-2089-1 provides appropriate responses through comments. SCP-2089-1 is noted to immediately answer most questions asked, regardless of the time of day. Videos posted by SCP-2089-1 feature the entity inside a dark room. The topic of these videos discussed questions SCP-2089-1 failed to respond to, references to other blogs, and subjects pertaining to SCP-2089's followers. In 48% of recorded videos, SCP-2089-1 will attempt to commit suicide, with only 11% of those attempts being successful. Following videos indicate no physical harm inflicted onto SCP-2089-1. Any follower who regularly views content related to SCP-2089-1 becomes an instance of SCP-2089-2. Note Note 1, looking at related content consistently, more than 30 minutes per day for approximately one week will result in an instance of SCP-2089-2. All instances of SCP-2089-2 repost and create new content related to SCP-2089-1 whenever possible. Instances of SCP-2089-2 are noted to post content indicating a marked prejudice against SCP-2089-1. Some of the content includes comments expressing dislike towards SCP-2089-1, fan art depicting SCP-2089-1 being physically harmed, encouraging SCP-2089-1 to commit suicide, and anti-blogs established by followers to expose others to SCP-2089-1 related content. As of September 25, 2000, SCP-2089 has 10,872 followers. Interview Log The following is an interview of a subject referred to as D-90327, conducted by junior researcher Roger ██████. The subject was exposed to SCP-2089-1 related content for two weeks. Report to the subject has expressed disliking towards explicit content prior to exposure. Begin Log Hello, D-90327, I will be interviewing you today. Okay. How do you feel about SCP-2089-1? Don't like him. What is it that you particularly don't like about him? I told you, I don't like him. Okay, fine. Why do you think others might dislike SCP-2089-1? More shits and giggles, mainly. What would you say is the motive behind his hatred? For fun. It's more like a… well, I guess like a high, right? Interesting. Why do you think… D-90327 takes out a piece of paper from the back of his pocket. Words are written under the paper. Half of it is written in ink, while the rest appears to be written in blood. Hold that thought, doc. Check out what I made. D-90327 hands over the paper. Upon closer inspection, it is a poem titled, Fuck John. Huh. Holds the paper up to the light. Did you write this in blood? Oh yeah, I didn't have a pen so I just picked up the scab on my arm. He rolls up his sleeve. Can you believe it's been there for three weeks? Anyways, considering how many times I've picked up this thing, it probably took me three days to make that. I think I can even post it online. What do you think? D-90327 glares at the researcher. A smile slowly spreads across his face. Uh, I'll think about it. End log. Conclusion. The paper was confiscated from D-90327 after the interview. Approval to test if the paper exhibits the same effects of other SCP-2089-1 related content is currently pending. Addendum 2089-01. The following is an excerpt recorded from a video posted by SCP-2089-1. SCP-2089-1 is facing the camera. Hey guys, it's John here, and today marks our 10,000th follower special. To celebrate, we're going to first ask some questions by some of my fans. First question. Asked by Anonymous. Have you drank bleach today? Good question or not, I'll get back to you on that later. Next question. Asked by ExplodingPopTart. Hi, I really love your blog, I'm just wondering, how do you deal with all the haters? Oh, my haters? Should I even call them that? How about fans? I live for them, but I really know that they love me. Next question. Asked by Anonymous. How do we know you're not an attention whore? Hi again, Anon, I promise I'll answer you later. Next question. Asked by Arian. Disgusting as fuck, I want to kill all of you, and nuke whoever decided to make this shithole of a goddamn blog. I agree with you on a lot of things, don't kill everyone though, you can kill me and I'll be okay with it. Next question. Asked by Anonymous. Why are you a faggot? You know, now that I think about it, I've always been a faggot, not a bundle of sticks but rather a legitimate internet faggot. To answer your question, I owe my faggot tree to my amazing followers, but I would especially like to thank Anon, thanks Anon, I can always rely on you. Addendum 2089-02. The following is a list of notable SCP-2089-1 related content taken down by Foundation agents. Item SCP-2089-I-374. Date posted. June 14th, 2000. Description. A video recorded by SCP-2089-1 featuring itself using a circular saw to cut off its left arm. SCP-2089-1 proceeds to hold a severed limb with its remaining arm and waves towards the camera. This continues for 33 seconds until SCP-2089-1 passes out, presumably from blood loss. Notable comments. Mr. Bressel. What kind of idiot uses a circular saw? Item SCP-2089-I-789. Date posted. July 23rd, 2000. Description. A piece of art painted by an instance of SCP-2089-2. The picture features a pornographic image of SCP-2089-1 being ████ by the artist. Notable comments. Arian. This is my new fetus. Item SCP-2089-I-1026. Date posted. July 30th, 2000. Description. A comment posted by an instance of SCP-2089-2. Mr. Bressel. I found the address of where John ████ is here, Libs. Re-blog so we can find him in castrated nuts. Notable comments. All replies to SCP-2089-I-1026 contain the following. Big John's Nuts. Item SCP-2089-I-1282. Date posted. August 1st, 2000. Description. A post made in response to SCP-2089-I-1026. Arian. Nice try, Bressel. I drove my car all the way upstate to reach the foot of Bitch Mountain. Bitch. Freakin. Mountain. I'm not even kidding you. Search that shit up right now. I'm not even mad W. P. Bressel. Notable comments. Mr. Bressel. I killed John already. I stuck my rod into him, then cut off his balls. Done. Arian. Send me a pic. Mr. Bressel. Snapchat me. Arian. I eat. Item SCP-2089-I-1297. Date posted. Description. An image of SCP-2089-I or another person, presumably an instance of SCP-2089-II. A caption underneath the image reads, Woo. Met one of my fans yesterday in person. We were crazy, but we had a lot of fun. Notable comments. Mr. Bressel. The fuck is this? John, how the hell do you do this? I have your testicles in a jar, and you're here all smiling and shit. Do I need to come over there and teach you another lesson? Ha, you're saying I don't have balls. Hashtag, I see what you did, dar. Arian. Brassel, you fail. Mr. Brassel says, I'll show you the things right now. Give me a sec. Wait, what the hell? They're not here. The jar is here, but it's empty. Arian. Blame OP. Item SCP-2089-I-1339. Item SCP-2089-I-1339. Description. An image of an instance of SCP-2089-2. The person is standing in front of a mountainous landscape. A caption underneath the photo reads, Went to the address again, and its bitch goddamn mountain. Notable comments. Arian. I don't know what place you went to. I told you it's bitch mountain. Mr. Brassel. I'm telling you, it was a real place. I found a house, one of those fancy two-stories. I barged in and found John cornered up in his room, tapping away on a mac. A fucking mac of all things. Anyway, I came in, did my thing, I cut off his nuts, let him bleed to death, I washed off his nuts and placed him in my jar, then I drove away. No one said a thing, Arian. You have the pick I sent you? Yeah, I forgot to save it when you sent it to me. You dense motherfucker. Whatever. It was John. Anyways, I don't want that cluttering up my computer, and before I told you so. Remind me how John is still breathing. Beats me, maybe he wants to stay alive. I don't get what you're saying. John is an entertainer. We can't have him dead. Balls bleeding, yeah, but dead, you'd have to be dense. Suppose you have a point. Can you be sure if it actually happened? Are you ed? I sent you a pick. Nope, don't have it. I'll send the pick. I lost the pick. Recovery Log On September 26, 2021, Foundation agents used the address obtained from SCP-2089-I-1026 in an attempt to locate SCP-2089-1. Personnel arrived at Bitch Mountain, located in Chesterfield, New York. To date, SCP-2089-1 has not been found. Mail recovered several items surrounding the area, among these items included, a hooded jacket similar to the one worn by SCP-2089-1, knives, needles, and other sharp objects coated in blood. DNA analysis proves it is from a Caucasian male estimated to be 18 to 20 years old. An unfinished painting of a male figure inscribed in blood are the words, Never Die. DNA analysis confirms that it did not match with the blood found on other objects. From Agent Thompson, to this day, it still baffles me that we were given a concrete address. Our GPS satellites confirm the address is, in fact, a two-story house, like the user Mr. Brassel stated. As we drove there, the surroundings began to shift from an interstate highway to a dirt road lined with trees. No one even noticed it. When we arrived at Bitch Mountain, it was disheartening. We received news that the Foundation sent a mobile task force to the same address. A small team was dispatched on a helicopter, however the same thing happened to them. An agent reported seeing the landscape change from dense woods to rocky mountains right before her very eyes. To this day, we don't know why this occurs. We may be dealing with a fad, but it is clear that whoever is behind it doesn't want anyone to interfere. Addendum 2089-03 The following is an excerpt of a recorded video posted by Instance SCP-2089-2. SCP-2089-1 is seen facing the camera inside a dimly lit room. SCP-2089-1 then diverges attention away from the screen. Note that SCP-2089-1 is wearing a mask in place of his traditional hooded jacket. An unidentified male voice speaks. You know what to do? SCP-2089-1 nods. It faces the camera again. Hey, everyone, it's John here. By popular request, I will be performing a bit of a fan service, if you will. Do I have to? Yes. Alright, give me. SCP-2089-1 receives a piece of wire tied into the shape of a noose. SCP-2089-1 then walks towards the ceiling fan located in the center of the room. A chair is below the fan, allowing SCP-2089-1 to climb up and attach the noose to the fan. SCP-2089-1 then places his head inside the noose. SCP-2089-1 kicks the chair beneath it, allowing itself to hang. SCP-2089-1 is heard gagging and gasping for several seconds. The fan holding the noose breaks, and SCP-2089-1 falls to the floor with the fan on top of it. A male figure is seen approaching SCP-2089-1. Yep, that'll do. The figure tosses the fan to decide to look at SCP-2089-1. Closer observation indicates several cuts on the neck of SCP-2089-1, presumably from the wire. SCP-2089-1 continues to gag, coughing up blood as it speaks. I… I did it. The unidentified male turns SCP-2089-1's head over, revealing a fracture in its skull. Wow, a clean break. I'm saving this. The figure pulls out a mobile device and takes a picture of SCP-2089-1. Are you pleased? Yes, very. Then I'm… pleased. The figure picks up SCP-2089-1 and places it into a chair. The figure then pushes a chair towards the camera so that the viewer can get a closer image of SCP-2089-1. This is John. Say hi, John. Hi. SCP-2089-1 cops up blood. A spliter stains the upper left corner of the screen. John is an entertainer. You followers expect torture, rape, castration, and suicide, and John gives you exactly that. Isn't that right, John? SCP-2089-1 nods. The figure spins the chair around to reveal the back of SCP-2089-1's head. The camera zooms in on SCP-2089-1's skull fracture. We keep John alive because he is an entertainer. The closer to the brink of death, the better, but we keep him alive. Now don't get me wrong, we laugh, joke, have fun, but a dead entertainer is not an entertainer at all. Allow me to demonstrate. The camera lens zooms out. Shuffling is heard in the background for about a minute. SCP-2089-1's head is struck with a blunt object, further opening up its wound. SCP-2089-1's brain is exposed, blood is seen pouring out of the wound. Exciting, isn't it? Don't worry, he's very much alive. Just give him time. The figure pushes SCP-2089-1's body off the chair and proceeds to sit on it. The figure glances at the body lying on the floor. Thank you, John. I'm honestly sorry for you having to deal with that amateur. I promise you won't get hurt again. The figure faces the camera. The camera zooms in so that the figure's face occupies the screen. And in case you haven't realized it, this is directed towards you, Mr. Brassel. Bitch Mountain is where he stays. He belongs to me. I told you so, didn't I? The following is a comment in response to the video. Exploding Pop-Tart. What the hell is wrong with you sick-demanded people? You're telling me you enjoy seeing an innocent person get brutally murdered? Arian, follower of John's blog, offended by content. Get a load of this guy. Approval to takedown SCP-2089 is currently pending.