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"I make a twat of myself" Comedy Song Original by VX220NA

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Published on Jan 27, 2008

Another "Ugly Slapper" production.
Entitled.."I make a Twat of myself"
Tally ho and... bring your sense of humour with ya..

Here are the Lyrics...

I make a Twat of myself (c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08
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It's the Middle of winter
I just wear a t-shirt
Jackets are for wimps you know
I look real hard
With my biceps showing
In three feet of drifting snow

Out on the town
The girls are looking
They're looking at the state of me
I was out for seven,
But by half past eleven
I'm totally out of my tree

I never seem to know
When to stop
UNtil it's far too late
I fall out of bars
Go tit over arse
And break the fall with my face

I have another one, for the road
And the room then starts to spin
I'm over the limit
Covered in vomit
Shitfaced once again

CHORUS
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I make a twat of myself on a regular basis
In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis
Bother to be had?....I'm yer man
10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van

I make a twat of myself on a regular basis
In trouble more times than the boys from Oasis
Bother to be had?....I'm yer man
10 pints of Stella, in the back, Police van

I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself
Munching on a Donner kebab

I make a twat,twat,twat,twat, twat of myself
I piss in the wardrobe instead
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With a wobble I struggle
To the taxi rank
While muching on a donner kebab
Most of the meat
Is at my feet
And the rest, I puke up in the cab

Arriving home at 2am
My key wont fit in the door
Well it probably would
If I actually stood
But I'm kneeling in puke on the floor

CHORUS
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I get in the house eventually
And I crawl up the stairs to bed
The toilet I need
But I'm so bloody pee'd
I piss in the wardrobe instead.

When I wake next day
On the bedroom floor
I remember the night before
So off to the pub I venture
I'm shitfaced again once more

CHORUS
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(c) Lee H. (VX220NA) 23-01-08

Cheerio.

Lee.

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