 It's so stupid it's positively Yep, shall I mean the guy Andrew Schultz We are the brilliant idiots back for another week of the brilliant idiots podcast You know where we're remote. I'm remote at home Andrew's remote in Miami Hmm Hold on hold on, right? Hold on. Sorry. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me get my let me get my outfit ready I Keep going Oh one moment one moment. Hey Charlotte one moment. I just have to take my ginger shop. I gotta take my ginger shop my I'm only using two examples, right first example Netflix is dead It's over for Netflix Okay, boom show saves America on Netflix. Not mad at it Second one New York is alive New York ain't going nowhere New York is thriving. All you people leaving New York is pussy Okay For Miami Vice When got you a goddamn machete? Hey, you have to protect yourself down here. It's different down here The life is different out here in Miami. You have to protect yourself. You don't know who could be coming around the corner I live in a house Say what trying to blend in with you trying to blend in with the Haitians. Hey, I know Alex I know Alex down there saying you Haitian now Alex got a whole new haircut He got he got a little dreadlock coming out of his head Alex today this morning when he meet me. He says stop what say? I don't know what that is He says Tell me why you left the Miami. Why'd you go to what was the what was the science behind? Man, New York is dead, bro Oh Just tried to tell you fuck James, bro That shit was alive back then then that shit died Listen, you don't think it's no hope for return. No, New York is great New York is alive. I still got my studio out there there's no question I still got my home out there and It's gonna be rough man. I'm gonna tell you why it's gonna be rough for New York. I'll say this Sorry to interrupt. I'll just say why we came down I got a standoff special to do bro So I got to get back into God damn son say what You think I'm gonna be mad at you for being in the sun. No, I don't care if anybody's mad, bro I woke up this morning plus degree weather, bro. I woke up this morning. I fed some ducks You know in the river by my house or a canal. I don't know what the fuck it is. I saw a manatee, you know what I mean? I I Literally I took my dog into the pool, you know, it's a lot of beautiful things happening over here, man I chopped down some things. You asked a very valid question. What's that Graham this morning? What's that? How do you get any work done in Miami? Oh, you can't my whole life. Oh, no, you can't it's over It's over for me. My career is done. I already know it's done You listen serious question. There's no there's no comedy scene in Miami like that, right? No, the clubs are all open in Florida so in all seriousness, why do we come down here is because I figured for the next three months We build out a studio out here. The fucking studio is incredible I mean you can see it on the flagrant episode that we dropped when this comes out will be yesterday, but um And I figured yo, let's go down Let's be in the sun everything in New York is closed when it was warmer weather I didn't mind it because we could eat outside, right? But now it's too cold to be outside and they won't legally allow you inside So New York will never die New York is the people that make the city but the politicians are trying their best to fucking crush it they're trying their best to kill it and This is on Cuomo. This is on the Blasio is on all these fucking retards and it's a real shame So I was like fuck it. We're gonna go down to Miami for three months We'll cook up a fun little comedy scene out here. We'll spend some time in the sun We're fortunate enough that we're in a financial situation where we can literally just Recreate a studio in Miami and fly the whole team down and some of us drove etc So we are very lucky. Don't get me wrong We are incredibly lucky to be in this situation not everybody can be in this situation But I promise you if they could be they would and I wouldn't fault anybody for that And that's the point, right? That's why I want to get in the positively brilliant What a fucking idiot you absolutely right about the politicians and you have to put them in the what a fucking idiot category because They don't live like the people when you're going to Cuomo or when you're fucking the Blasio or whoever you got a fucking backyard Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? You can go fucking get some fresh air Alright, if you were living New York City and you raise a good point if you live in New York City and right now It's cold. You're in like a two bedroom apartment. It's like for y'all in there. Where are you going? Mm-hmm fucking drive yourself crazy Uh-huh, I wonder why so many people leave in the city They're leaving the city because they're trying to keep their mental and emotional health intact hundred percent Let's say you work from home, right? You work from home or you go to school from home. So you're in your in your house for that all day Imagine you have kids. You also got to take care of they're in the house all day They can't get their energy out. They're going crazy. You try to go out You can't go out for a meal. You can't do anything. There's literally nothing. We're back to quarantine In New York right now. It's the same as quarantine I know they're saying they're open up restaurants in February, but they've always said they're gonna open up shit Then they shut shit back down. I understand what they're saying is that we want to protect people We want to save people etc. I get that but you are fucking killing people. You're killing businesses It's criminal what they're doing to businesses is absolutely disgusting and It's just a fucking shame man. It's I mean, it's an absolute shame So we came down to the free state of Florida to put these antibodies to work We already had corona, baby. We're out here. You know I'm saying Florida don't give a fuck Let me tell you something when you walk into a place with a mask on here They look at you Like what's wrong with him? They They're like does he have it? I think he got it like if you're wearing a mask Something's up with you. It feels like what it's how we used to look at Asian people before Corona 100% remember before corona when the agent person was wearing a mask We were like, yo, what was going on with you over there? Like you got some shit or like is there something? I don't know about lo and behold. Yes, but now When they I swear to God, I walked into a bar when I was driving down. I was in st. Augustine, Florida It's the north of Florida's oldest city in North America. I'm in there. I walk into this bar There's live music happening in the bar, right? Nobody has a mask There's literally they are paying a man to shout without a mask at strangers who also don't have masks Everybody's loving it. I I'm wearing a mask from now on even when I even when all of this is like like well We're past the worst of this. I'm doing like I'm doing like the Asians Asians are positively brilliant wearing the mask because if you think about all the disgusting shit, bro Being at an airport with all those people is disgusting Like breathing all of that different air that everybody's letting out is disgusting I'm wearing a mask from now on when I'm in crowded places. Once you get them antibodies, bro You don't give a fuck. I'm out here snorting up sneezes like it's nothing dude. It means Say what the only last three antibodies only last three months. Not mine. I got the longer antibodies I got the whole year. I got I paid for the whole year. I didn't pay for three months I got the whole year Hey, they got them a they got them new colorways of COVID now, bro. So I got the cut they got different colorways now I'm down here in Florida, bro They got all the strains the UK strain the Asian strain the California strain all the strains it don't matter We out here. No, it's coming. That's out here. It's out there. Listen. I'm not listen. I'm not mad I don't know what the the maker any of this anymore all of it seems so hypocritical the fact that the Super Bowl is this Sunday and They got with 30% 40% capacity the fact people can have parties certain places, but they can't others I don't know what the bro. Tell me how I can tell people is live your goddamn life I guess tell me how some of the people some of the NBA teams allow fans and some don't What in the fuck is the point of that if you worried about getting the players infected? Why the fuck you allowing court side seats? Everybody's make a big deal about court-sized Karen cursing out LeBron Nobody's talking about why some bitch and her husband were court side at a basketball game when 90% of the teams in the league don't let anybody in the stands. It makes no sense That might be the only way to stop LeBron some good old-fashioned germ warfare. So Some good old-fashioned biological Oh That they sent that girl and sit there take the goddamn mask off yelling screaming him let that saliva hit him You got a miss a couple weeks, bro That's genius Karen was in there with a full face of makeup agent orange trying to take her ass out. That is genius, bro Hey, I'm gonna tell you something. She's a fucking idiot though because she should have been arrested And I'm gonna tell you why she should have been arrested. I'm just I'm just I'm all about double standards, right? Yeah, if LeBron James is six foot eight black man. Yeah said to that little white woman. I'm a fuck you up Yeah, what would happen to him? I Think nothing would ever happen a LeBron James no matter what he said not LeBron I'm just talking about this with the prototype of that man. Oh another six foot eight black man If a six foot eight black man fuck you up said I'm a fuck you up to a clearly innocent Beautiful young white lady Right 25 by the way, she looks 46 Yes, she is When they told me she was 25. I was like plus what? I Couldn't believe it when I found as you I couldn't believe it dude aging horribly aging like an avocado Not good not good at all But if a six foot eight black guy said anything to most people that is a crime Even if a six if a six foot eight black guy said to her hey Do you need any help with your bag that gets translated by the time she hears it is give me your bag? Yes, exactly Exactly at six foot eight if you're black you need to be an athlete or else you're a threat Everybody else will see you as a threat at six foot eight Imagine that imagine look we gotta we gotta think about this double standard is the real if he would have said that to her Mm-hmm. He would have been arrested. He'd have been perceived as a threat. She should be perceived the same fucking way I mean, I think I'll be honest with you I mean, I can't speak for you as a black man, but I assume as a black man You are absolutely terrified of white women. Oh 100 I mean, is there anything you're more afraid of than a white woman It depends right because it's a lot of historical context that goes with that because you know back in the 1800s So many black men would get killed and lynched by being accused By white women for things that they didn't do Like this is a this is a thing This isn't like people always talk about Emmett Till but it was a million Emmett Till Even when you talk about black Wall Street black Wall Street got burned down because a little white woman said she got raped at black Wall Street and they came and burnt the whole city down like they always used as an excuse to act on whatever fucking murderous You know plot. They already wanted to do anything. Oh, can we say something though? White men be defended what white men be defending their women, bro? Not in this game. Oh No, you need to protect black women and they got a white woman you a white man you Say what we need to protect black women the way white men used to protect white women even if they was lying That's the level of protection as the level of protection needs to be applied to black women, bro Bro white men use white women like needle brown use that little kid in New Jack City Shit about that woman's husband that woman was sitting there court side with her husband Oh, bro. Hey Bertha gone out there. Say you got raped by that black guy. We need to hang somebody So that's what we're using black women or white women as is bait Man we're using white women as bait That's it. That's it That's all it is white white women are some good-ass bait, bro. That's like bread for ducks You hang a white woman out there. Oh, that was a baiting switch cuz Chris started it Right Chris who bronze stars Chris is the husband's name Chris started. Oh, yeah LeBron and Chris go back and forth and then boom baiting switch. Here comes the white woman Got you again LeBron When your announces were like the announces were like, um, she reminds me of that white woman on that meme that's pointing at the cat I never saw that meme Yes, you did come on knock it off everybody's seeing that meme Yeah, why you so angry me that I didn't see a meme, bro Everybody But that's a lot of you know, you're coming at me very aggressive right now and I feel threatened You feel like you're six eight right now That's all I'm trying to say you're talking to me in a way that you are six eight But I need you to calm down before I have to call somebody Listen, you'd see the view see you seen the meme where the white woman says one thing and then the cat says another So it's like the white woman is you've never seen that shit. Nah, bro, dude. I yo, yo, I like women Alex show them Alex No, yo, I got a fiance, bro. I got responsibilities. I can't be on reddit all day like you looking at memes Andrews like Andrews like I don't look at no other pussy Yo, you gotta come down bro, we got to get you down here one month One month, bro. I can't do a month. I got kids bro. I got three kids. We in school. I just moved four families down here. It's easy Every one of my guys either married or got a serious girlfriend We just moved everybody down on a whim on a whim Alex Alex came to Alex built a whole studio that he decided to not tell me about the whole time He was building it and then he comes at me He goes and then he comes and he tells me that he's gonna build a studio right after I say we go to Miami This what happened when you keep secrets, right? The mouse was sneaky studio builder. I didn't know that was the case. I know very sneaky studio builder, bro surprise and Make an announcement and then this motherfucker white one cold dinner and wants to go to Miami. Yo, yo, yo Why you need to surprise me though? Why do you need to surprise me you and well That's what a person says when they get caught. All right, I was gonna tell you surprise I was keeping this as a surprise. Well, were you giving it to me? Were you giving the studio to me? No, it's for me But I just wanted to surprise you with my shit Who all came down Alex Akash? Who else Alex Akash mark and We got miles Who's also part of my boy dove you met dove? So we got the whole squad down here all their girlfriends or wives Everybody down here, bro. I think it's um, I think it's positively brilliant the way they believe in you I really do. Hey, man. I really do That takes a lot bro It takes a lot for you to bring to bring the whole United Nations down to Miami because they they love you, bro I'm serious And it's a very diverse group Alex's Puerto Rican and black Akash is Indian Oh, yeah, Alex leaning all the way into his Puerto Ricanism Black-owned studio shit. I know I know that's that shit was back on for one week And he got down here you started seeing these Dominican asses bouncing around all over the place He literally he said he said I'm Afro Latino. That's what he's Listen, what's wrong with it being minority owned Alex. No, nothing wrong. It is minority. Oh, but it's also Yo son, you want to know the real thing bro is white owned bro. Yo get out of here with that. It's white owned, bro It's white on the build the building is the businesses now the buildings owned by Asian men Wow, yeah Wow, that sounds about right. That sounds about right. That's why that's why Andrew Yang is about to be the next mayor in New York Oh shit, just aside Andrew Yang is the best thing for New York. I might think Alex, you know, I mean Andrew You don't think so. Yeah, I mean look, I don't know too much about him, but every time I've heard him speak I thought he was authentic and genuine and I Think he's cozyed up to the establishment a little bit, which I'm not the biggest fan of but I Think that but yeah, I think he's a smart guy and I think he's thoughtful I do think he will try to do the best that he can with New York if he wins He's any to anybody's better than de Blasio that fucking chimp nipple retard. Okay, this they gotta go So you got you got Brooklyn borough president Eric Adams. I think he's a good good candidate Isaac right junior. I'm only I'm rooting for him because he's from months corner I don't know anything about his policies or nothing else. I mean, I just know he's from most corner, South Carolina And then Andrew Yang Andrew Yang, but Andrew Yang has the vision. I believe to make New York Son should be it Andrew Yang gotta check in with me. Bye Andrew gotta check in with me, bro You gotta check if you come to New York, you gotta check in with me, bro Hey, bro, hey, bro, you gotta check in with me if you come to my city that I left, okay Don't come to my city that I left all right and not check in with me first Andrew Yang still needs to shoot me a dm I'm not having it. I'm not having it Andrew Yang Now he would reach out say what he got to reach out very soon tick tock tick tock Andrew Yang if he wants to show the endorsement and everything that comes with it, you know Then he's gonna have to reach out. We're gonna have to get him on flagrant, too He's gonna have to we're gonna have to get to the bottom of all this All right, I think I think he actually would be a good flagrant to guess I'm gonna tell Andrew Yang to do flagrant to now. We're gonna need to talk about that. Mm-hmm. We don't need to talk We don't need to talk all about that. I'm a highlight Yang that would be a good look for you Cuz I mean he's in New York. He's uh, he's quarantined right now cuz he caught the COVID. Oh, he caught it Yeah, he got it now. Yo, you know who also left New York City during the pandemic who speak on it Who I don't know tell me Andrew Yang Well, yeah, he had he got a uh, he had a house what upstate, right? I Don't know. I'm not exactly sure but my point is I'm not even mad at that I just hate when like the I don't even want to call Andrew Yang an elite I just hate when these politicians who are so out of touch with the way regular people are living are in charge of all Of these everyday decisions like even with the fucking stimulus checks. It's like yo Nancy Pelosi Invested a half a million dollars in the like Tesla like that's it between a half a million and a million dollars in the Tesla Because she do that Joe Biden was coming with his new energy plans and something like that for their question Well, my whole point is yo people are out here starving bro, y'all playing fucking Big dick penis contest with people's lives Fucking come to a solution and pay people to fucking their money. Yo, we're back to we're back to the establishment They don't really care. They'll try to squeeze you until we revolt and then when we revolt They take the foot off of the gas a little bit and you get a little tiny little taste. That is the game That's how it works and look things. Maybe you're a little bit more calm in this situation You got to go out and get yours a little bit more, but we're back to the lies I mean we're back and you know you saw what happened recently They're like the Taliban is really popping up in Afghanistan looks like we're gonna have to stay there a little longer, of course Three weeks. What do you mean back to though? We never left them, son? I don't know. I don't mean keeping tabs on a Taliban, but apparently they've get shit We've never left the lies that's all that's all our government does is lie to us whether it's Republican Yeah, that's literally all they do that's all they do is lie to the American people I'm not even sure a rich person can be in a political position of power Yeah, but do you want a broke person to do it? I don't want a broke person to do it not not broke But I want somebody who's really committed their life to public service in a real way I don't think politicians. I don't think all politicians are public service. What about Bernard you have to have Bernie's definitely a public Even though he gets his money Bernie still definitely a public servant Why can't you get your money because his message hasn't changed facts Facts his message hasn't changed all these years. His message hasn't changed His message has always been a message for the people he wants health free health care for people free college He believes in universal basic income. That's giving You know, I mean that's giving that's making sure people got the basics. That's why I like Andrew Yang same reason Andrew Yang believes in the basics If you can't believe in the basics meaning that a person should have proper room and board be able to go to the doctor When they want to get a good education and put a little extra money in a pocket. What else do we fucking want? It's really not that much, bro It's really not that much. So I'm on board with Andrew Yang I don't know any of the motherfuckers that are going for it besides him But if he checks in with me he has my support But you gotta check in with the kid you can't be mayor of New York From now on without checking in That's everybody knows that bro. Hey de Blasio was the last mayor who didn't check in and what happened Shit the bed. There's shit on that bed, right? It's wiped all over that bed There's shit on that fucking bed because he didn't check in you check in with a kid and it could change your life He gonna have to FaceTime me or something because you're boy in Miami, but in all seriousness, you gotta check in That's what it is, bro Listen also positively brilliant gotta give it up for the fucking goat who? Top top three greatest white men of all time easily talk to me Fucking Brady what he do Fuck you mean what he do. Oh going back to the suit He's in your new home going back to the goddamn Superbowl. That's what Tom fucking Brady Can I tell you one reason why I respect Tom Brady? Tell me why you respect Tom Brady as soon as I got to Miami Tom checked in Tom Thomas Edward Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Junior checks in with no Bob Thomas Edward Patrick Brady called me up He's like hey listen. I heard you just moved down to Miami. I just want to check in out of respect. I Just want to check in out of respect, right? Right. I literally he called in out of respect. I thought that was beautiful that he was doing that. That's considerate That's kind now. I will root for you in the Superbowl Simple as that. Do you ever stop and you ever stop and say to yourself like honestly like really stop and think to yourself Man, I live through the Tom Brady air Bro, you know, nobody's gonna believe this shit in 20 years. It's It's unbelievable leave this shit in 30 years. It's unbelievable and you know, it's it's such a shame That we gave Bella check so much credit I think Bella check will go down in history as the most overrated coach in history You can see all these come on. No, no, no, no, you could see all these players starting to say I think Danny Amandola just said the other day He's like the Patriot way was the Tom Brady way and the Patriot way went out the window and Tom Brady left The fact that Tom Brady is 43 years old, right? Not even close to the prime of his career and he is in the Superbowl with a completely different team is Absolutely unprecedented Unbelievable what is happening right now if he wins it forget it if he wins it it crushes Bella check I don't think Bella check ever wins another Superbowl again. I'd be surprised if he makes the playoffs again. I Think that we looked at Bella check in a way that we were we were so baffled by what Tom had accomplished because he is So unathletic looking so we couldn't fathom that this person who was so slow Could actually do an athletic feat that all the humans have come before him could never do so We're like it's got to be the shoes, but it's got to be the coach We're looking for and it's got to be Reason for why I could accomplish all this shit, and he just took that away We were giving Belichick all the credit. It wasn't about Bella check. It was fucking Tom this whole time man That's this is this is a great conversation. I tell you why I think Bill Belichick and his coaching staff over the years have been Incredible but I think one thing all coaches have to realize all coaches I don't give a fuck how good a coach you are if you don't have the talent in the personnel It doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. You can't coach players up. I don't think so I don't I don't think you can coach players up I think if you have the talent and you have the personnel your coaching schemes can make Decent average players better and in great players Legendary yeah, we've seen that over and over and Bill Belichick scheme But a great player like Tom can go play for a coach that's decent and have the right talent around him and still Succeed yeah, that's why I think that but I don't think I can't sit here and act like Bill Belichick is Garbage no garbage juice Nah garbage juice He is a losing record without Tom Brady in his career in his career Losing record without Tom Brady. He had one season with the Patriots where Tom was injured I think they did well. I think they had Matt Castle and they won Matt Castle. Yeah, I think they won 10 games But I don't even think they made the playoffs So I don't think they did I think they had a good record, but I don't think they made Because Matt ended up wouldn't I think Matt wouldn't sign with the chiefs Didn't get a big contract with the chiefs after that. Not sure where exactly he went, but I'm pretty sure yeah Look it up, but I don't think you they made the playoffs without without him. He comes in he changes the fucking game He changes the mood. He changes absolutely everything Belichick has you know a past MVP It's not like Cam Newton was a bum like yes He's obviously different than what he used to be but this is not like a trash quarterback This is a guy who was at one point the MVP of the league and they can't even Go to the playoffs. Come on, bro. This guy don't have it. I mean They won four games like I mean, but they were terrible. That's one of the reasons That Brady even left to begin with because he was like, you know, they're not putting no paid no personnel around I guess it is what it is But the thing is is that we had no problem removing all the credit Maybe not you and me But some people had no problem removing all the credit from Tom calling Tom a system quarterback Well, you know what I think Belichick is a system coach and that system requires Tom fucking Brady And when you don't have Tom fucking Brady, you don't have a system that works for Belichick So I'm sorry Tom Tom Brady is a goat like Tom Brady and I put this on Instagram And I just posed the question. I don't know what the answer to it is. I think that with the degree of difficulty of football Tom Brady's age. He's 40 what 42 43 Going to his 10th Super Bowl Bro, he's got to be considered the greatest athlete of all time I don't even think it's questionable, dude I don't see how you can question and I know people like to say things like LeBron and jump and do I'm not talking about Yo, he's 43. Let fucking Aaron Donald hit you at 43 Let Aaron Donald tackle the average 43 year old and let's see if they just get up son for another down I slipped yesterday and I hit my shin and I Don't think I'm gonna walk the same for the rest of my life. That's what it feels I'm 37 years old if I bang things the wrong way Literally if I sit in a car in a position for too long, I'm a big oh, this is weeks of recovery I'm never gonna physically recover from this drive that took three hours The fact that he's getting hit by Sam what an Aaron Donald's not Sam Donald you could take that hit But Aaron Donald I work out every day. Sometimes I walk up some steps. You're like, yeah You start getting upset at your wife you like babe you make these steps higher And yeah, he's 43 years old Yeah, I'm to his 10th Super Bowl. You know how it yo shows 10 Super Bowls It's unbelievable 10 people compare and listen out and no disrespect to LeBron salute the LeBron Well LeBron of the conflict is great going to 10 NBA finals. Mm-hmm is a is a feat Going to 10 Super Bowls is is virtually Unrealistic, it's it's we've never seen it LeBron LeBron is putting himself in Tom Brady's category, right like LeBron has been posting shit saying like, you know me and Tom Brady are doing things It doesn't matter. We're gonna be in this game as long as our bodies hold up blah blah blah blah He's speaking about himself with Tom Brady. Tom Brady doesn't speak about himself with LeBron LeBron is leaching off of Tom's goat-ness Tom knows where he is and he's not going. Yeah, me and LeBron are the same He's like are you out of your fucking mind? That's disrespectful to say that me and LeBron are the same the guy got half as many rings as me It will be an insult. It would be an insult if somebody said oh, yeah, Tom Brady is the LeBron of football. That's insulting. I Don't even think it's about the rain count man I just think like you know the degree of football in the degree of NFL American football. It's just harder Hmm, like it doesn't happen like the last that's why I don't even know if I don't even and listen I don't know who's going to Super Bowl. I know it's gonna be tough for the Chiefs to win Yeah, and all the reason it's gonna be tough for the Chiefs to win Because NFL teams don't repeat like that the last team that repeated Back to back was the pitch led by the motherfucking goat the goat You know what I mean like it's just different. You went to ten Superbows nine with one team one with a new team the degree of difficulty is just different I can't explain it like you got it like I much rather go out there and get posted up by fucking You know Joe L&B didn't fucking get hit by Aaron Donald bro. Oh, that's all I can tell you without a doubt I mean when you even think about the salary cap limitations in football, right? compared to basketball You it just puts a whole new level of respect on what Com Brady is accomplished because Think about it in football. You are constantly managing that salary cap, right? And every player that you develop on your team that gets good enough. You cannot afford You cannot physically afford it. I wonder is the salary cap for basketball more than the salary cap for football I'm pretty sure it is Does anybody know that? I'm almost positive it is but think about that How do you how else do you afford three max players on a team? But think about that in football you have 53 players to pay In basketball you have 13 Any of those 53 players could end up being superstars and you got to let them fucking go It's amazing what they were able to do what he was able to do in the sacrifices that he made He was the best player in football and he was taking pay cuts to keep the team together You're not gonna find that let's see if Patrick Mahones who just signed that huge deal Let's see if he wants to play for pennies on the dollar just to win a Super Bowl. Let's see how bad he wants to win Yeah, I would actually say that um, this is probably been Bill Belichick's Worst football decision letting letting Brady go bro. He tried to let Brady go before For Jimmy Garoppolo. Do you remember that he tried to trade? Brady To San Francisco, I'm pretty sure and then he was gonna have Jimmy Garoppolo be the head be the fucking QB one for the Patriots It's mind-boggling and then Brady had to go to Bob Kraft To talk some fucking sense into Belichick and that's what sour dare relationship, but it's unbelievable This Bella check is an idiot Completely overrated. He's an idiot. He's completely overrated He's the most overrated coach in the history of sports in the history of sports You know what this means. What's that? This means that the New England Patriots will win the Super Bowl next year whenever Andrew goes this hard We saw it with Netflix with New York City Will win the Super Bowl next year Charlemagne if you want to catch fish, what do you got to do? Let's fucking go Yo, can I say something else while we're talking about that cause all right people that got a hundred million dollars in the bank ain't shit They suck and they're really bad and that's whack to have Fuck all of y'all Who would want that? Who would want that type of responsibility to have a hundred million cash in the bank, baby. Oh You getting that though That's a given. That's a given. I saw a Russell Peters house yesterday I literally saw I saw a lunel at Russell Peters house And I said I said that's gonna be show. Let's go. That's myself yesterday. I did I said that to myself yesterday You got a amazing house and it's just all off touring stand up. Were you in LA? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on man. I got Instagram What do you mean? Super spreader event No, I was supposed to be in LA next yeah next week, but I'm like That's the difficult part right like I'm the guy that would fly to LA and fly right back if I had the same day You do the same day not Same day now. They're like hey, you got a fly in Monday test for COVID. We don't tape tell Wednesday I'm like nope. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Zoom zoom zoom in a boom boom Hey, bro, you know what they don't do that Lord the free state of Florida bro. Come be free bro. This is America. It's about freedom dog Come be free man. You come down here for a month. I'm driving on the I-95 and I look up I'm driving on I-95 in Miami and I look up and I see a giant a giant billboard on I-95 in Miami And you know who's on that billboard? Who DJ Envy, Angela Yee and Charlemagne the Charlema gay No, we are in Miami, we are I'm just saying you already here you come you spend a month. We hang out. We do some pods You bring the family down I love Miami salute to Miami. That's one of my favorite places to broadcast from I love the I-HOP facilities there My dude logic is down there DJ 33 and 30 the program direct that one of you five to beat and I love the restaurant finger licking finger licking man So to my guy E-class. Have you been to the licking? You got to go to the licking bro. Nah, bro I'ma go. I'ma pull up to the finger licking bro. Go to the one in the hood. Go to the one in little Haiti That's the original spot. I'm not going a little Haiti or a big Haiti Send Alex in send Alex in I'ma send out shorts And Alex in there with some jeans shorts and a machete tank top a loose tank top I'm on baby. What do I got to order? Oh the menu is crazy the menu at the licking is crazy because they got like everything they got fried they got grilled Literally, yeah, everything they have fried they have grilled like you I I couldn't even tell you what the order Cuz I ordered different stuff every time I go down. I love to see food rice the lobster the shrimp Oh, man, I don't even want to talk about it because I'm like I might come down there next weekend You see him planting the seeds I love the station director I love the guy who parks the cars over there 103 to 1.5 to beat. They're all great people Weekend for real because it's Valentine's weekend. 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Well, obviously check out the new studio You could see it check out a flag or two But also we're going back on the road. I'm doing stand-up again, man We're gonna start a weekly show out here. I think in Miami. I'm not exactly sure when but I like that vibe I want to get back on stage. I haven't been back on stage in a year, but we're gonna be doing some shows coming up, man We got a Salt Lake City that's March 5th and 6th. That's sold out. We got Columbus, Ohio. I think that's almost sold out the following weekend We have let me tell you a bunch of these dates real quick, but Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Then we got Nashville, Tennessee That's the 26 and 27th of March. Make sure you get that then we got Atlanta, Georgia, baby April 2nd and 3rd Rally North Carolina the 9th and the 10th of April we got West Palm Beach, Florida the 23rd and 24th and We got a bunch more shows coming up. We're locking those dates in right now go to the Andrew shows com for tickets We're gonna post all those shows and you could also go directly to those clubs get them before they're gone These tickets are going fast man shit is different right now, but thank y'all so much for the support What about you, Charlotte? You got some some church announcements. I just want to say thank you To everybody that's been pre-ordering to Mika Mallory's upcoming books Emergency how to win in the country we built it'll be out May 11th via black privilege Simon and choose to atria publishing Yeah, a lot of people have been pre-ordering so far. So salute to everybody that's been doing that. Thank you And salute everybody that's been listening to the black effect podcast that work man. We launched Just hilarious, you know, just hilarious is doing great She's on her third episode or the we talk back podcast with my girls AJ and tan bam from South Carolina. They're doing great glasses Malone. No ceilings is out Of course, Evanique Williams holding court, you know, but we got it We got a bunch of podcasts on the black effect podcast network So make sure you go check that out wherever you listen to podcast and I'll be making an announcement about um One of my first audible releases real real real soon. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, can we get you know, I had a Well, I had a um, I had a I had a project that I was doing with audible prior To to me and Kevin's situation actually being announced. So this isn't a project. That's that's off the Company me and Kevin have with audible. This is a project that I was working on Prior right that I actually wanted to I wanted it to be out last year during election time, but we didn't get it done in fast, but it's done and I'm ready to go I'll be making that announcement. Can you give us a little hint as far as what it's about or do you want to just Keep that. I don't want to step. I don't step on I don't want to step on the the audible marketing Machine promo machine, you know what I mean? Yeah, but just just know I'll be Making making that announcement real real soon. I do have it. I do have an announcement two announcements. You got one We got it, you know if all you guys out there in New York City If you're looking for a podcast studio Alex's podcast to Alex and wheezy's podcast studio Whole wheezy. I think it's called whole honky productions whole honky productions is up in running To half a honkies make a whole productions. I am not white Have honky productions Now WTF media studios is up and running man So you guys can go check that out if you're looking to get into podcast So you need a studio for your podcast your zooms Photography all that kind of stuff. So make sure you check them out. They're on Instagram WTF media studios The website is the same go check that out. And then also I got to say um, I got a shout out Kevin Hart for doing the right thing man Kev did the right thing bro. I I I think that's about that. It's a good deep dive. Let's talk about that Yeah, he did the right thing. He did what creative should do Tell people what happened though for kids. They don't know Oh, so basically Kev announced a new show where he's talking to comics about Like what makes them comics and I guess their jokes and that kind of stuff and he called it inside jokes and he's launching this with Sirius XM, right and I saw the rollout and I was like Yo, I I have a show called inside jokes where I'm sitting down with other comics And then we're working out these like, you know, horrible jokes that we have and trying to make them a little bit more Palletable or easy and I'm like, bro, you couldn't change the name just with smiley faces on the thing and I tweeted it and then some people and I tweeted some other stuff as well and I wasn't really angry because I understand how this kind of machine works and But at the same time I was like, yo, you're a comic too You're not just like some suit. You're a comic You should know that this is what we do and all we have are creative ideas and it's very easy for people just to take them and run them and so basically Kev heard about it and He said he he sent a video basically apologizing and posted it on his Instagram and he's like, yo, that's my bad there's a show that already exists called inside jokes with Andrew Schultz has got millions of views and So we're not gonna continue to call it inside jokes We are gonna change the name and a lot of people don't realize that changing a name Isn't just flipping a switch like you have a promo rollout and he's done all these Pre-reads, you know pre-recorded reads for series XM and there's a lot of work that goes into this So for him basically saying we need to change this because another creative has already done that it means a lot And he's big enough where he doesn't have to he could just bully it through so I think he sets an example as as something the creative should do and how we should treat each other and I accept his apology and I think that that's a stand-up move man And that was really cool and also season three of inside jokes coming soon Let me let me let me elaborate on that because this is a lesson to be learned in all of this You know I mean and it's not even about Kev You know cuz I know people will be like oh Charlemagne's bias when it comes to Kev. It's like Kevin Hart is a great human being. Yeah, but he's a genuinely good human I base How I base how humans are on how they treat people that can't do anything for them Like you said if Kev wanted to he could have bullied that whole situation easily I'm so serious had I'm so serious might have trademarked that shit all of it You know I mean but just out of the integrity of being a comic integrity and knowing that the worst that you could do Is a comic is to steal from another comic Kev was like nope We're gonna change the name that right there is is respect, but I want to speak to the fact of Just having the kind of integrity that makes you say to yourself It's ain't about me. It's ain't about my ego. It's ain't about me having the humble in myself I'm just doing what's right. That's it. Why is it so hard for motherfuckers to do what's right, bro? It's really yeah, why is it difficult it should not be difficult to do what's right Yeah, I don't care what you see about a person on social media. I don't even care what your opinion about a person is, right? As long as that person is absolutely doing what's right. Yeah That's all that matters. Yeah, he's doing what's right. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, everybody should just do what's right That's really the moral of the story and what I'm trying to say that just do what's right. Yeah, usually You know people see people see a dollar sign ahead of them And then they have tunnel vision for that dollar sign so they can't see the people that they might be hurting along the way But I you know Kev is in this situation where he's got plenty of dollar signs And he's able to and this is not to say that if he didn't he wouldn't but I'm saying maybe he's able to sit back And go I need to do what's right and no check is gonna change my morality or or any of these other things and for the record I don't think that he like knowingly took the show. I honestly think that No, he didn't no, I don't I really don't I'm not accusing him of that either What I am saying is that there are people on his team that are coming up with these names They should be doing their fucking Googles, you know, cuz you're representing somebody who has a reputation You know that you need to uphold, you know saying so if like Alex media or Mark or any of Akash or any of my guys are pitching me an idea I'm gonna assume that they vetted that idea first because if I'm putting my name on it, I could look crazy So if you are we jerk No, no, I'm saying when you're a creative and you're a business owner And when you have you own multiple business like Kev does like and you got your hand and you know so many different pots Yeah, you are trusting on your team a lot more than you probably did when you was on your come up Right, and that's that you have to right, you know, I mean you have to the state mentally healthy to stay emotionally healthy You know just to be able to just live your life and stay in a good headspace to create You're gonna have to trust in your team and you're right I'm sure there was people on his team who saw that thought it was a great idea and thought they could get that off You go to Kev and you know you're trying to win favor with the boss and you're like look at this great idea And Kev and it is a great idea. It's already worked We saw the proof is in the pudding there's a proof of concept already on YouTube, right? So Kev ran with it as he should have because it's a good idea But then we realized it was somebody else's idea before they bought it to him You got to do what's right and I've never seen Kev not do what's right every time I've seen every time this is not just in front of the camera off the camera Kev always does what's right Yeah, no, I fucks with Kev man. I fucks with Kev. He's been that was a cool thing to do very very cool thing to do And that's why I can't wait for y'all to see what? See see the many things and me and me and Kevin have cooked up with audible I'm excited audio scripted contact. I think it's great. I'm about to see What what you saw you saw look good by you. I was like, I was like who's that with that nice little ass Man, I'm gonna show you who he is. Come here. Come here. Come here I saw when he turned to the side All I saw was could pre-patch a little fatty in a bun Damn Miami The finer things in life we didn't know he was packing all that It took a trip down to Miami to be like, okay, Mark. I see you with the Mark I see you. I see you mark Miami looks good on you Listen also, you know what I want to talk about because you talk about you don't shit that we just see on the internet Yeah, it's a little oozy. You know, I love I call little oozy a sassy savage Yes, I'm telling y'all right now if y'all believe that little oozy got a 24 million dollar diamond You're crazy engraved in his head. You're crazy. Y'all think that little oozy went and got a fucking infinity stone That's 24 million dollars engraved in his head like he's vision. You're out of your fucking mind People just believe anything right He got that shit it clears I don't know where he got it from I just can't believe people actually believe that that's a 24 million dollar diamond By the way, social media really is like Wanda off goddamn Wanda vision. They really is called at which because you can create your own reality. Yeah, thanks That's what's happening now. I like I love little oozy. I reach I really do like little oozy I like them as a talent. I like them as a person. I don't know him personally, but I like what I see right That's not a 24 million dollar diamond. Y'all need to stop running with that goddamn lie That's like when you used to see people in the script club throw 10,000 and then the headline would be they threw 100,000 last night in the club It's like stop man. Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop, but what do you think it is? You know what? What do you mean like what do you think the diamond is you think it's a diamond at all? Do you think it's like fake diamond? Do you think it's uh, What are they called crystal or whatever those things swarovski? I don't know I don't even know how many characters or anything it is. I haven't I haven't researched it I just know when I saw the headline that said little oozy got a 24 million dollar diamond in his head Let me tell you something if little oozy got a 24 million dollar diamond in his head You thought they don't want to just snatch that shit out of goddamn vision's head at the end of fucking infinity walk You let these motherfuckers don't get they goddamn stimulus checks and shit keep going the way that it's going Oozy ain't gonna be able to just walk around and that's but my point with all that is that's dangerous to say Yeah, why would you tell people that? Yeah, you put a 24 million dollar diamond engraved in your head Why put that kind of target on your back on your head? Oh, yeah Yeah, it's a little bit crazy, but I do like his ability to create news. I admire that, you know, he's He's cultivated this like interesting. Yeah, he's knows how to start a pot like he's cultivated this interesting mysterious personality where like when he does something anything It seems so like random and obscure that people are drawn to it and then it becomes part of the news cycle You know, there's people that try so hard and they do so much to get attention This thing right here. Who knows? He could have put took some elmer's glue and just put a fucking crystal on his forehead And now he's got the entire You know music industry talking about it with all the blogs talking about it's impressive to see his ability to generate interest Listen, I think it's dope that you can throw that out there and motherfuckers believe it Yeah, there's some people that if you tell me that motherfucker had a 24 million dollar diamond the ending that immediately be like Get the fuck out of here. Yeah The fact that people believe Yeah Little who's he could have a 24 million dollar diamond and his head is impressive because it says a lot about what people think about Little who's he's not worth. Yeah, he's got people thinking he has 24 million to pay for that diamond He did say he was making pain. He said he was making payments for years. I forgot how Well, he did say he was making payments for years. Oh, okay, so he didn't buy it straight up Did you see the picture of it? Yeah picture Of it. It looks like it isn't embedded in his head because like it was like blood Stains or something but he couldn't put that there too. I'm not saying it's not embedded I'm just saying that I know that ain't no 24 million dollar motherfucking diamond Oh, so you don't believe that it's not in his head though I believe I believe it could be in his head. I mean, I don't know how that worked I believe they could put it in his head. I just know it's not a 24 million dollar diamond And he and you got to give is that is that is that marvel appropriation? No, for real like your mother that's your mother fucking appropriating fucking superhero coach. Yeah, Uzi 100% You're you're you're appropriating android culture How does vision feel about that his estimated net worth is 16 million? Estimated net worth is 16 million Good for him. See that she don't even add up you go for him. He's got great teeth though Fantastic. I love Lil Uzi. I love Lil Uzi. I met Lil Uzi when I remember I met Lil Uzi one time in my life and Lil Uzi said, what's up? No, what's up? Yes, he did. No, I was like, I love him. I want them out They need to do a Peter Pan remake and let him be thinkable. I'm not even joking That's hilarious Dude, we got to talk about talk about remakes Uh or casting we got to talk about how you were cast in the wendy williams movie How do you feel about that people kept sending me pictures of the person playing you? How did I feel about it? I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I didn't know that she was still a trigger for me to For what? Like I I didn't realize that whole situation was still a trigger for me The way that it was really I didn't realize that till last week. Yeah Like I really I was on breakfast club and I I I blurred it out. I'll beat this shit out kelvin You know what I'm saying because it's a part of me that really does feel that way and I'm sick of The beyonds about the cast and I didn't really care about say the word, bro. That's it was funny say the word Say the motherfucking word, bro. I'm not playing you need to take care of somebody you need me to take care of somebody You say the fucking word, bro. I'm not playing now. Now I'm down here No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I gotta I gotta stop you and the reason I gotta stop you is because the internet's stupid Okay, the internet's not gonna realize that you're you're being sarcastic. I'm not you know what I mean I'm not being sarcastic if you need somebody Yo, if you need someone handled it's shoalty. It's shoalty time. Listen, it's shoalty. Look at this charlotte. Let me show you what can happen Let me show you what can happen. You see this. No, no I missed it. But still I'll get it. Listen I almost cut my whole goddamn kneecap off Yeah, I I didn't I didn't care about the casting of it and I really didn't care about the cast because it's lifetime That's what lifetime does lifetime is terrible at cast. I don't even know why people give their their their movie rights to lifetime It makes no sense to me, especially people that Actually mean a lot to the culture like a windy whims assault and pepper whoever but I said to myself um I said to myself I really didn't understand I understand I know exactly why that shit triggers me so much But people don't know okay because I've never I've never told the story So when people say things like oh shawlamane sounds salty whenever he talks about You know Kevin are you sound salty whenever he talks about wendy? It's reasoning for that You know what I mean that y'all would never have well, maybe one day. I'll tell y'all but y'all would never really have any idea As to why because you didn't live that experience you didn't I know Work I was with wendy and kevin for every day of my life for three years And I I got love for wendy. I'm not gonna sit here and lie and act like I I don't have love for wendy I do have love for wendy I do feel sorry for wendy though because I know wendy that I know wendy is a very hurt individual And I know she has a lot of a lot of a lot of unhealed trauma that she probably will never ever truly honestly deal with you know what I mean but As far as kevin don't rock with that dude and no way shape or form. I don't fuck with him Okay, there's no there's no amount of therapy Sacred purpose coaches or anything that will make me ever truly fuck with him as a human being because I don't understand how Somebody can be as blessed as he is. Remember how I was talking about the kevin heart Yeah, always doing the right thing. Yeah, you got a guy like kevin who always does the wrong thing You say the word always Who always Say the word say the word And I said it before and I'll say it again. I judge people based on how they treat people that can't do anything For them I've watched him treat some people Very shitty and I know that you know What taylor No, I was gonna have a question about it about how you and I know well, let me finish and I know he put I know he put me on Wendy Williams show Right, but just because somebody does something good for you doesn't mean that they're good for you And he's tried to take my head off a million motherfucking times over the last 10 years What is that noise? Why sound like it's a waterfall all of a sudden? Yeah, y'all hear that? I think it's taylor's my taylor Mute yourself That was her and and and we all know he's trying to take my head off a million times over the past decade You know what? I mean and the last the last time was just Ridiculously egregious because there's no reason for you to feel that way about me I think that it's possible and again, I haven't seen it right. I'm only seeing like clips, but maybe it's possible that uh uh In order for wendy to express how awful her life was with this guy She needs to build him up into this east coast sug Super villain type Right because then she looks like even more of a victim under The clutches of this evil human being but if he was this like pathetic kind of scared dude as you're describing him Then she doesn't look as Um She doesn't look as big of a victim. Is that possible? Oh, no, that's not true and the reason that's not true is because just because you pussy with guys Don't mean you're not tough with your woman True, you know what I'm saying just because you just because you pussy with guys Don't mean that you're not not not tough with not tough with not tough with chicks, you know, yeah Not that's a good. Yes. You can be you can be you can be you can be mentally emotionally verbally physically abusive with a woman You just don't keep that same energy Oftentimes those dudes that are pussies with guys Take that out on people that they know that they can control. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely So, yes, you're yelling scream. You're yelling scream and at radio stations with radio executives You're yelling scream at tv studios with with tv executives. You're yelling scream You know, I mean with women, but you ain't gonna do that with no dude, right? You know, I mean, right to the matter, but Bobby that In the movie that I depicted him as a better like a Better-looking guy not by looking but as I'm like I gotta use the bathroom No, because that was a part of him that was I mean that he the act like he didn't hold Wendy down would be a total lie. I would never lie on him. You know what I'm saying? That's one thing I don't have to like That's what he has to do. He has to lie on me to try to make me Look like something that I'm not but I don't have to lie on him. He can lie on me I'll just tell the truth about him So yes, the truth is of course he used to hold Wendy down That was Wendy's husband the act like the act like he did not hold Wendy down would be a lie But once again, just because somebody's doing something good for you doesn't mean that they're good for you Because they can be holding you down in one aspect because they have a vested interest In the business because they're your manager, but they can also be The cause of most of your insecurities. They can also be abusing the fuck out of you You know what I'm saying? Were you not upset but like With a little triggering because when we were talking about it on the breakfast club and they're like, oh Uh, you know, he didn't seem like he's a bad guy and everything else doesn't bother you that other people not seeing him in the light that you're seeing No, because they didn't they didn't they didn't live that experience with me once again I lived with them. I worked with them and I lived with them off and on but I was with them Every day of my life for damn near three years. They didn't see what I saw There's only a couple people who can vouch for the things that I've seen like Nicole Spence You know I'm saying my home girl swooped in the cold who works at the black effect. I heart radio podcast network You know, I mean, I saw that's our talent coordinator at the black effect. I heart radio podcast network But like the cold is somebody who Has witnessed what I've witnessed and seeing what I've seen You know, I can't there's really not too many other people that That had the relationship that I had with them Other than the cold at least for that that three year run that I was there So no, I'm not mad at that. It's just that people don't know. It's a fucking movie That's just one side of the story And that's that side they showed. Yeah, that was that he did used to hold windy down. That's no it's no lie about that but Other than that, he's a sucker who triggers me and you know, you know, you know He's triggered me because I've been talking about him for the past 10 to fucking 15 The shit triggers me. I'm not gonna sit here and act like it does it All right, that's just something that I'm gonna always have to constantly work at and constantly Uh, let go I'm gonna have to constantly free myself of That sucker ass motherfucker There's a body that Saying even the name kevin name because he's we're saying kevin heart That's not his name. His name is kelvin Name kelvin the name kelvin triggers me not kevin. Kevin doesn't trigger me kelvin kelvin triggers me and it probably would and to be honest with you it probably will continue to trigger me until like, um Until I I decide to you know finally like Tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Yes I like that. Let's do that other than other than that. I like I like I like sitting back and you know Letting himself because I know my I know my success kills him Yeah, can we tell the whole truth? That's why he's tried to stop it But not yet. Why would I do that when I can get paid for it? All right. Well, let's get paid for it. Well, you get paid for it. I just want to be there for the massacre I'm just like that should work money. I'm literally like heath ledger in batman in this whole situation Like I just want to burn the pile of money behind you. Oh, yeah, dude Oh, yeah, dude. No big deal subtle subtle but uh But uh, but I just want to walk out of the hospital and to see the whole thing burn to the ground You know, let's do it. Let's make something but but here's the thing and I want I want People to remember this man. Yeah There's really nothing You have to do because everybody in life Gets what they deserve good or bad. I need people to understand that okay life you get what you deserve good or bad He tried to take my head off and His life went to shit And I'm not saying and I'm not saying that's because of me I'm just saying that that's that's the way he's historically treated people. That's why I always tell you Anytime you want to see how somebody's eventually going to treat you watch how they treat other people What he did to me is what he's always Done to people And that's why ultimately Shit caught up with That's a good point. It's like simple as that. Yeah, you exist in your karma Eventually, it's gonna catch up to you. You're gonna have to deal with the wrath of the decisions you've made throughout your life You know bad. I don't give a fuck which I don't I don't give a fuck what you see I don't give a fuck what kind of car you see a person driving I don't give a fuck what kind of money you see a person's making you cannot escape your own Fucking karma. That's a great point. That's what I always tell alex Like he wouldn't be in this situation if he didn't lie to me about building a studio You know if he literally was just honest about me, he would know that he's moving to miami months ago I like that you bring me up very true I'm always reminding you to be positive when sometimes you get on your little diva moments Because I know it's gonna come back around Yeah, about that sometimes people need to suffer charlemagne and uh, I like to be the person that introduces them to the suffering I'm not gonna lie. I like that if it's war. It's war forever or until you're gone It's honestly not me If it's war now, this is this is how I think about if it's war It's war until I surpass you and then once I surpass you you don't even exist anymore of anything I have empathy. I feel bad for you. But until then you trying to put your foot on my fucking neck We're gonna battle my friend and I will come out victorious I'm Psalm 235 with it. You prepare god prepare the table before me and the presence of my enemies Man, I gotta read the bible bro. That's the best thing bars and that shit. That's the best thing All the bars and that shit. Yeah, like you could just say some bible shit for every situation And then you sound smart, right? Like that's what everybody does song 32 46 You know what I mean? Sometimes the water has to trickle before you can drink it out of the lake or whatever And then you just sound so smart and aware of your surroundings. I need to read the fucking bible When I I'm gonna put a button on it just by saying yeah to do uh To do kelvin hunter definitely does trigger me, but nobody can tell me How to feel about that situation because you Live it You know what I'm saying and that's something I gotta deal with that's just that's just a that's just an unhealed trauma that I gotta I gotta deal with and that's the other thing too. We talk about forgiveness, right? Yes There's no such thing as one time forgiveness Like we that she sounds good. Oh, I forgive this person. No, you're constantly letting something go that traumatize you You understand what I'm saying like if something's bothering you or something fucks with you you may let it go for the moment But there's gonna be other moments that Something's gonna happen that's gonna trigger all of those same emotions and you gotta let that shit go again Yeah, it's almost like uh addiction. You know what I mean? It's like you're battling alcohol addiction Every single day when you decide to be sober every single day You gotta decide to be sober and there are gonna be things that you see to make you want to drink And you gotta decide not to drink and the same thing I guess works with traumas what you're saying It's like they're gonna be little things that make you go. Oh man. Fuck that dude and you gotta check that shit constantly You gotta check it constantly because I swear, bro. I am michael jeffrey jordan. I Now we're talking now we're talking bro Now with that you're so woke and progressive shit. Let's grat listen grab a machete And you go like this and you go back and forth. I took it personal. I took that personal I took that personal hold on hold on Me thank you personal. You gotta but me thank you You gotta bust the ass with success. Huh? You gotta bust the ass. You gotta bust the ass with success show Exactly. That's the way to do it. That's what success. We out here bust it ass with success You know snorting the lines with that fresh crispy hundred dollar bill. We out here in miami Come on, man. I'm a new york. I'm a new york times best selling off. I'm a radio hall of fame I'm a nationally syndicated radio personality. Oh, shit. Okay Oh, I'm just saying. Oh, shit. I mean, I I followed I followed the paths of greats like Wendy Williams like Howard Stern, you know what I mean? Like, you know, those those those those are the paths that I follow So, you know, also, also, I think him I'm almost positive him him seeing me be successful Drives him crazy. Yeah and tell him seven three quarters in the winter Eight eight in the summer Say what? Matter of fact, let's pay let's pay some bills Dick talk Let's pay some bills Listen, let's pay some bills I'm gonna take a piss and I want to come back and I want to talk about dicks because this also Is what I be talking about when it comes to social media and the illusions that exist and how we fall for any fucking All right, let me stop and pay some bills. Okay Oh, I need some of this shit right now. Matter of fact, uh cushy dream cbd 2020 was a rough year and a hard time to keep your head in a good place. 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Trade songs was trending yesterday on on twitter Everybody talking about this trade songs sex tape that came out That's good timing. How how how big trade songs this right penis size My thing is this and I told Taylor this earlier. I'm googling. That's right now as we're talking. I'm googling They are comparing the tats if you saw the video you could see What tats? The tats that he has on his on his arm. What do you mean? What tats does he has on his arm? I didn't see his arm. I just saw I saw a woman in a big-ass third leg. That's what I saw. I didn't see no He his art. He's holding her head down Or at least touching it. I didn't see that. So listen, we record this on wednesday. So if it comes out You know that it actually was trade songs Great. I'm wrong. I just be wanting to know how do y'all come to these conclusions About people. Yeah, how did you turn into that's trade songs dick? Because we've seen this before It was a small dick charlotte. I feel like you got Getting jealous because if someone's like, oh trade guy a small dick. You want to be like, oh, no I would say the same thing. I would be like, how do y'all know that's trade songs? I would say the same thing. I'd be like, how do y'all know that's trade songs I just don't know how people come to these conclusions. I thought trade songs face was in the video I thought he was on there going. Yeah something I didn't think it was him at first because his dick's darker than the skin, but Wait a minute. So how big are we talking as far as his dick goes? I mean, I have the uh, iPhone Hold on trade songs I didn't get jealous. It didn't trigger me I'm gonna be honest with you. No, I'm not even joking. It didn't you know big big dicks usually trigger me You know what I mean? I didn't get triggered. You know what I mean? So I mean, hey, you know, you know, I didn't get triggered by it So, you know, I'm you know, I don't know but where is the the peeps Send him a sin. Send Andrew a video. Can you send me a picture? Is it hard or soft? It's hard. You're getting his dick sucked Wait, hold on now. What? He's getting his dick sucked. So do you even see most of the dick? Yes, because she doesn't suck it right. Oh, she doesn't suck it right. Well, if it's as big as you're saying What do you mean she didn't suck it right? Well, let's see before we judge Taylor's reaction. Maybe we'll also feel It was a clip version of it. So we just send me the image and I'll tell you Whether she was sucking it right or not If she's gnawing on the side of it like it's some Mexican corn. If anybody knows how to suck the dick is Andrew Hold on now. Wait a minute. I know how dicks should get sucked. I don't know how to suck them, but I know how they should get sucked You damn near put some words in my mouth charlemagne as long as you're not putting something else in my mouth I think would be okay Hey, man, I might try you now. You told me that you know how to do it You like let me see and you said it with conviction too. You said it like you was not leaving new york You said it like you would not leave in new york and new york is not dead. You said it with conviction Taylor did you send it? I know you got to say she sent me a youtube video. It's already blocked You know, we sent it to me try something to me. Hey, Taylor. You sent me a youtube video. It's already blocked Now I just sent you again Andrew, it's still on twitter. All right, let me see this fucking dangalang we got going on right here Holy shit. I need I need I need to get this god Let's hear let's hear it shows I mean, what do you think shows honestly? Okay, let's just say if it's four fin inches, how many inches is Oh my god, I think we got to do this one in metric. This is about a meter, bro Do Okay, so if you like that one and you'll definitely like this one, you know what this is Oh my god, let me put it this way if Wow, that's big enough where you probably wouldn't go for it on fourth down You got to putt Yo, that would be funny as hell if women saw you and be like, whoa, I'm putting Some inches I'll go for it, but no You need special teams for this one Man But it is a very purple color. He looks like Thanos. This is what Thanos is dangalang definitely looks like 100% Hey, be careful that though, uh, Andrew delete that out of your phone because I was listening to um Because I saw somebody called into the breakfast club this morning and they thought they they man was gay Because they said he had a bunch of videos of people's dicks in his phone Right. Well, I just took a video on instagram with me and my male friend in a mini cooper today with the top down so I'm gay I'm gonna tell you something. This is a fact Whoever's dick that is in that video. I don't know if it's trade songs. His dick is bigger than a mini cooper Okay, Taylor just sent me another video where It's a silhouette But the guy looks like he should be filling up a car with gasoline This is one of the longest dicks I've ever seen in my entire life It bends in the middle. It has an elbow. It has an elbow. Andrew. Yeah Andrew, we don't know if that's trade songs. We don't know that guy We don't know if that guy in the silhouette has a fucking toy on his Body, I think he's got a toy. I think it's a strap on he's strapped on a dick on his dick I mean, there's no way Where's a taylor, where's all this dick when he's just wearing the pants? Where'd he hide all this dick when he's just in the pants exactly Exactly What do you mean soft? What do you do with it as soft? You still it needs skin and needs something That's huge. Why do you think dicks are the why do you think dicks are the incredible hulk? Okay, when they get soft, they don't get that small like a lot of jealousy right now, man All I'm saying is y'all fall for anything on instagram No, he has a paste. I'm gonna send you his page and everything else. You see his page No, dude, that that's crazy what that guy just posted forget what I mean trace was impressive and the color was very interesting too I mean, it was a very deep purple. It was a deep deep purple. Okay um I would fucking Throw some cheese and tomato sauce on that thing and make eggplant parmesan That's what I would do with that thing to be honest with you. I mean, it was a very deep guy hilarious. What? Taylor just Taylor just sent me his twitter. His name is marshal price. His twitter handle is mr. Gray sweatpants king at gray sweats king That is hilarious No, but that guy asking idiots taylor gray sweat king has a weapon dude that guy has a serious weapon He could do internal damage to a woman. You have to be very careful like taylor I know you like to brag about how you could take huge dick There's no way if you take that dick, you're gonna look like a shish kebab. You could be in a turkish Taylor Taylor Taylor i'm telling you. I mean this a hundred percent serious. You need to be very careful. Okay You need to be very careful That dick was massive. You might be in his dms. How do we know you're not? You got to get out of his dms for your own safety. You can make a halal guys plate with that fucking dick right there You could literally shave off sides of that dick and make a whole plate whole plate Oh my gosh Unbelievable. All right. I'm tired of talking about big dick big dick is the only thing that triggers me as much as kevin hunter I don't like how triggered you are. Okay, let's do some asking idiot So someone New breed wants to know do you two find yourself holding back some personality with all of your success now? Holding back personality. What's that mean? I guess as in like uh Like who you are on the radio isn't like it who you daily But I feel like it is the old charlie mean but I don't know. Do you feel like you're someone different off radio? We're off podcast or anything. I mean, that's a question for people who know me. I don't think so You know, I mean, I think I think I think more so probably back in the day But definitely not now I am who the fuck I am you can like it or love it because truth be told You know, we live in this era where for whatever reason people let social media dictate their thoughts And their ideas about themselves and other people when the reality is this world is really no different than It's always been and it's always been a rule of ten three people gonna like it three people Not gonna like it for people who gonna be on the fence about it and that my Father would always tell me you're never as good as they say you are and you're never as bad as they say you are And I think that if you're not willing to say something That you know people may not agree with then I don't really know if I should respect your words like that You know what I'm saying? I think nowadays for me. It's just more so about Is is this worth my time? Is this worth? You know the fight that may come with it. You know what I'm saying, you know, is it is it worth the energy that may come with it? That's that's that's my biggest thing Have I or have I changed is that the question you're asking? Not necessarily have you changed but more so like do you think that Your personality that you bring on Like stand up or through the podcast is different from you in general. I think I'm gonna be out. Oh, yeah I think unfortunately, Andrew is who he is all the time Unfortunately somebody told me a story the other day Yo that I do not remember and I think she's still lying to me But they told me a story from about seven eight years ago when they said it was me, Andrew and six four in LA I still don't believe the story to this day. I'm like that didn't happen That's how I refuse to believe that happened. Well, but it was just it was just a story of like peak Assholesness Well, what we do from all of us I mean, it was mainly you but the funny part is when I said it to six I said the six I said six You know the homie said that it was me and you and Andrew and then this happened and that happened and then They got mad and cursed Andrew out and I'm like, I don't remember any of this And six was like actually I think it was you they cursed I'm like, okay. I'm out Well, what was it tell me tell me Nope. Nope. I'm not doing it off air I'll tell you off I'll definitely tell you off there. I don't remember this funny I mean to me not to the person it happened to To me. I thought it was funny. I mean when I heard this story I thought it was funny only because I'm sitting back. I couldn't remember it number one, right with number two. I'm like That sounds like Andrew, but not really was I've never seen I've never seen him go that far Was that being a wild boy? Was that being a little wild boy? Wild boy. I was being a little wild boy wild boy Wild boy now now there's a difference if somebody tells me Andrew's being an asshole. I'm like, okay, that's Andrew If they tell me Andrew's being disrespectful, I'm like And I know it's a fine line between being an asshole and being disrespectful I've honestly can say I've never seen you be disrespectful shows Uh, I've seen you I've seen you being a dick not intentionally. So not intentionally. Yeah, you go not intentionally an asshole Yeah, but everybody's Perception of things is different. You know what I mean? So I can't tell That person how they felt in that moment. I just honestly do not remember that night But I don't I do not remember this. Was it funny though? Was it funny though? Nobody remembers except for her She was the one telling me six didn't remember. I didn't remember I don't know what you're talking about. Who was it? Who was it? You're not even gonna remember if I say they're not Really? Yeah, yeah, you're not going Do you remember any nights in la with me you and six? I remember the night of I remember the night we were all in la And it was after some award show. We went to the rihanna party in the hood No, that was another time Which time that six was with us was when we went into that Perez Hilton party And we looked around oh the gay party Yes, we we looked around and we was like It's a lot of cheeks in here, but not the kind we I remember that vividly because he was it was me it was you it was dooball Wax was there. I believe Our guy paul richie and we was in there having a ball. We was drunk as shit and we looked around like That's a lot of fellas out here, bro. Hey todo. I don't think we in Kansas no more, bro Actually, I think this is gary and that's and that's reggie Okay, I don't know bro I didn't that's the that's what I remember six me I don't remember anything else from that weekend. No other than that night Oh, man, and yeah, you had the albino dude come through that ended up being like a tv star Remember that guy cron done Yeah That's my guy to this day. I love cron. Yeah, he came through. I'm trying to think out But when else are we gonna lay where the crown come through? I don't know. I think I remember him coming through Oh, man, and then you had that other girl that was funny man. She was cracking me up, dude What was her name? She's from Oh my god, what the fuck was her name? She's from la Super la character. She went to roscoe's with us. What? Lisa I don't know maybe You talk about me. You talk about uh, she was nice niece. Yes. Yo, she was a character, bro She was killing me to do that But see that's those are other that wasn't the same weekend. Really? No, all of those times were different times because the rihanna time was I think one of them was the mtv movie award Wasn't one of them with the vma like all of those times we'd be out there all the time But what about was it when we went to rogan when we did rogan? No, that's because that was recent This was this was you know, this was this was precancellation there This is what we could be wild boys. Is this a wild boy before this is before even social media took off This is when everybody used to be around each other And you got to think this is savage day. So it's me Andrew Do all we drinking people are smoking you got to think everybody's trying to out-savage each other Yo, it really was that this is when wild shit used to be said Nah, because we were we were establishing boundaries, right? And like all three of us not really used to boundaries So we're like, yo, how far can I go with these new dudes? I think I get along with And then charlie would just say the wildest shit that was like, oh, I guess the boundaries over there And then do all say some wild ass shit. I was like, ooh the boundaries that way I say some wild ass shit. It was really no boundaries back then man. It was crazy It was a crazy ass time, bro We were some wild ass boats some wild ass bulls, bro, bro. We were some wild bulls I really want to hear this story And I'm gonna tell you when I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you in the pocket. So give us another asking idiot All right, go to keep the stories coming Um tashin underscore walk core wants to know what's the most weirdest shit you've done in your life Try to pronounce your name, bro Uh The weirdest shit Uh, you have charlie. Don't do that. Yeah, you hug trees. You fucking sniff crystals. You do a lot of weird shit, man I did what I said you hug trees. You sniff crystals. You do a lot of weird shit. You're into weird shit jerked off on your knees First of all You jerked off on your knees First of all, bro Honestly, if trey songs tried to do that, he'd get carpet burn on his dick Dick old dragon on the carpet, dude. Come on I don't think jerking off on your knees is weird, but once again, all that stuff is subjective. You know what I'm saying? Like It's subjective like what It's things that you do that are that people might think are weird Yo, can we stop judging charlemagne charlemagne is trying to pleasure himself and show support for collin cavernic And he found a great way to do it. Okay. There's nothing wrong with that at all He can't be doing grown man shit and fighting for the cause Oh my god, man, give me another one Oh All right, um john underscore fresh wants to know if you could write an executive order, what would it be? An executive order I'll tell you what I write open up new york crack that bitch open That's my executive order. Let all these people that Work in the service industry or have these small businesses. Let them have their jobs Let them have their dignity. Let them make a living and feed their families. That's what I would do immediately That would be my executive order crack it open. Give them their fucking lives back, man That would be my executive order number one day one Yeah, I mean my executive order would be definitely something that's going to make the money flow through the people And um, I'm still wondering about that goddamn george floyd It's three things I would do right now. I would decriminalize marijuana I would actually just legalize it all throughout the country I would let everybody home Who's in prison for a nonviolent drug offense? and it would have to be some type of like Police accountability like some type of immediate police reform. Like I don't know what it would look like Maybe I like the george floyd policing act something like that. But yeah, that's what I would push through immediately So it would be something to do with money making sure everybody got some change in their pocket something to do with uh legalizing marijuana and freeing everybody in there for a nonviolent drug offense and uh, Some type of police accountability. That's what the fuck I would do Which I'm shocked that democrats haven't done yet because that's all the shit they ran on Don't be shocked all the shit they ran on don't be shocked They're gonna continue to not do all the shit they say they're gonna do just like the republicans It's gonna continue to not do all the shit they say that they're gonna do a bunch of not doers these motherfuckers, man Only some of that shit is so simple though. Yeah, but it is what it is, bro It is what it is. It's nothing we could do about it. These people are Putting these positions to lie. They're putting these positions to let us down and it's uh It's how it's how the cookie crumbles my friend That's right Absolutely fucking right listen as always if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant You're absolutely right, but if you listen to this podcast But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit You're right, too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening Thank you for listening and thank you charlemagne for coming down to miami to continue the podcast I really appreciate that everybody support that decision of charlemagne. Have a good night