 We're Project Managers. We're basically in charge of babysitting adults. We're Project Managers. We'll never gust your messages, even though we want to sometimes. We're Project Managers. We hesitate to send our dates calendly links. We're Project Managers. Our families still ask us what we do at every family reunion. We're Project Managers. We can't help but singing TLC every time we say the word waterfall. We're Project Managers. We're always the shoulder to cry on. We're Project Managers. Bringing stakeholders onto Earth is our specialty. We're Project Managers. Even if the project is behind schedule, we'll assure you it's on track. We're Project Managers. If it's not documented in a Project Management app, it literally does not exist. We're Project Managers. We can't go anywhere or do anything without making a mental risk assessment. We're Project Managers. When we make a Gantt chart, we low-key feel like we're Van Gogh. We're Project Managers. Our biggest ick is vague plans.