 Hello and welcome to eFap trailer reaction, which we haven't done in fucking forever And I want to do because I have so much to say about we do. It's trailer. So Well, yeah, cuz funny enough so that the Origin of this was I was just fucking do my shit But it will have a get a message from Gary saying please watch the new Marvels trailer But I'm just like why like I already know it's gonna be like we got to work together to save the day We're we're yeah, whoo. There's like lights all the safe things all the safe beats 80s song will play but like an old Castro vision. It's like, yeah, you did it and the Like that that shit that kind of thing it's always in modern trailers like I've seen them all and he's like, no, no You don't want to see this one. I'm like, okay Now all the context you'd need before going into this is that we we've discussed on eFap everything is working against the Marvels There's basically nothing going for it. You might be like what that's crazy. It's a huge movie. It's connected to the MCU It's got all of the things going for it. It's like In a sense that is true But then you compare it to all the other movies and stuff like it has Benedict Cumberbatch Or it's made by Sam Raimi or it's the sequel to this beloved movie in the MCU It's a team-up movie. Like if you really analyze all of them, it's like Scott Brie Larson It's like I don't think she has superstar pull at all I don't know. I'm trying to be mean to her. I If anything, she's out of the public sort of consciousness because she hasn't been turning up in a lot She was in one of the Fast and Furious is right The much worse your EI. So that's that's something she was in a TV show recently on She was in a commercial for like a Hyundai or something or Toyota There's those So like if you were to scale here, she's she's something but it's you know, is it enough The story of 2023 is superhero films aren't doing so well anymore Not too well at all to the point where you might be like well How much does a captain Marvel sell a film like this is like well Maybe we should compare to how much a Batman is selling a film or how much a The flash is selling a film you might last DC and it's like yeah But that's there's some of the bigger DC ones versus a lower level Marvel one. This is like, you know Maybe that's comparable. Maybe they would be pulling a lot more than she would that's my expectation at this point And then of course, yeah Just the nature of Disney bleeding overall and then the fact that this is a team up with two characters That most people don't even know at all. It's like what how is that a team up? It's more of an introductory thing is like well if we're second there my mind was like, which two does he mean? Like technically we know captain Marvel's sort of his recognition for a whole show but not much Well, miss Marvel got a whole show, but no one talks about it Yeah, Monica Rambo was very prominent in a whole show, but no one really talks about it And captain Marvel was the star of her own blockbuster movie over a billion really talks about it Nobody could tell you anything about that movie But it made a lot of money which is proof that a lot of people should have that residual information in their brains But they cannot So yeah, the biggest things this movie's got is high-budget action adventure connected to the MCU They're the only things that really had and it's like well as we know that doesn't work. It's not working right now If we treat the Ant-Man movie Quantamania as a absolute cap it couldn't get over that we can all probably agree that it's not gonna make more than that But then a comparable idea of could it sink below the flash like so this this movie's in trouble Serious trouble. We've talked about it for a while. The reason I bring up all of this as many people listen to this right now We'll probably know What do you do? What do you do when marketing this? Well, you make an awkward stream where you're unblock Unboxing Funko pops and stroking them. Oh, no, that didn't work Yeah, it's pretty weird and so they were like let's put out another trailer and I guess I want to try and treat this as rags. You're the audience insert now Me and bring you know what this is gonna be a lot of people in the audience will know it's gonna be but for those who don't I'm gonna I'm gonna boot her up I'm even gonna try it. Hopefully this this works. Yeah, so let's just pause right at the beginning This is the right trailer trailer for the marvels But he's dead No, this is a no, this is a flashback of the time that one of these characters met Tony Stark and is remembering a Thing that he told them even though I don't think they've ever spoken. I Mean you could you could go from a narrative point of view I was saying there's like 17 different ways you could object this like I said, this is zero zero zero zero It's like that absolutely thing for me, too What does he have to do with your movie I Junior to do with it is what he has when I boot this up for myself out of Rouser and he came up I Audibly, but I wasn't talking to anybody. What the fuck are you doing on my screen? Why are you here? I'm shocked and not shocked. My My reaction was our Okay, I see what we're doing here Are they trying to I mean is it it literally is just Like Remember the good old days Something that's worth almost like prefacing before we start watching this trailer is think about like what the marketing for the marvels Was for a while, which is this is a fun movie. This is a fun adventure So much fun. It's a fun light-hearted movie Not a big deal just some fun because you thought Captain Marvel was boring, right? This won't be boring. This will be fun That was like the angle that was the angle that they were going for okay, but I don't know but but just bear that in mind I'm ready to have fun though. I want to have fun that Just want to have fun this image. Is this from Iron Man 2 3? I think so This is in this mansion is this is a decade old at the at the oh wait No, it's got to be three because of the I know this is something that's gonna sound weird But the facial hair I'm pretty sure that you know, we've only ever wore it that way in Iron Man 3 Yes, oh man Decade ago because remember We know we we've only seen like one interaction between Captain Marvel and Tony on screen and it was Tony telling her that she was awesome Well, no one's perfect wait wait wait Was that you did you say Tony not Thor Thor said no remember Tony said she's great. Oh Is that because rock was that one rocket was like who's she It was before it was like a second before he tore into Steve basically Right. Yeah, cuz of course obviously what I was thinking about was just when Thor says I like this one That was mega cringe. So yeah, just what a start haven't even played a second and it's like what are you doing? Of events long past buckling folks we're gonna do a lot of pausing Yeah, remember avenges What is this what do you do you copy like Iron Man Captain America Captain button? No Liar What is this? It's either trying to subconsciously yes in your mind that she belongs here They're they're honestly walking into your room rising you're waking up and you're in a straight jacket And they're like you remember the avengers. It's Iron Man Captain America and Captain Marvel the three the team There are four lights kind of they're trying really really hard to effectively Convince you that Captain Marvel is not what she is which is a phase four onward character a stapled on character as well It's really badly stapled. She had virtually no interaction whatsoever with the avengers and crew She's when you staple it and only one of the staples went through and it's almost ripped You know, it's just like oh shit. I should probably do this again Rip any second now and just the the ethereal nature of this being like oh gosh is oh look at that the MCU Love it Iron Man That was such a long time years ago And like this was something they kind of did and I think successfully in one of the endgame trailers They were using a lot of the lines from avengers. How many times free of the avengers fucking lights as the avengers script been pilfered for Frequently come back to specifically avengers one. They often like to use a fury speech Yep, they like to do that one over and up But again with endgame it felt more appropriate because it's like yeah, this is the end But I'm glorious purpose was of course It's just like yeah, just keep grabbing them up because what are you gonna do reference captain model? What are you gonna do reference new lines that you write? Yeah, like um Look at them. It'd be good. I know Yeah, they fly now Whatever it takes what what? And now we're in our time machine suits and we're going Marvel didn't participate in this time across the galaxy This is the moment where it's like editor and he's like yeah, like what the fuck are you doing? This is for the marvels You need to show the characters who are present in the marvel that would be probably a good start. Yeah, whatever it takes They instantly yeah, it really does feel like they are trying to subconsciously tie these characters together in your Minds through a gas line in a trailer You love you remember She talked to the Avengers she mentioned them Why is it sad And everyone knows it's cringe It's the big cringe scene and she said and this again, this was like a one-two punch I was already recovering from seeing that and then she said we defeated Thanos. I was like What why are we talking about Thanos? That has nothing to do with any of this. What's going on? She can barely say we like yeah technically it's a wee but you showed up at the last moment After everyone else did like all the work and you just came around in your god powers Oh, that was something that because I'm trying to get through with a Sense of integrity. Okay. That's my excuse for having to go through Miss Marvel because everyone's like why are you a masochist? I'm like, no, no, no, you're watching Miss Marvel to get the context ready for the Marvel. Oh, and how is it? No It's not good, it's not I was not invited to watch the marvels Well, you just complained about being invited to have to watch the trailer Different yeah, but I would like to be invited so I can decline. I well it to be fair We're not even sure we're gonna be able to get it done before Fringy actually sees the marvels That was the whole point. We're gonna rush it. But like all right at the same time come out. Even doesn't it? For him is tomorrow, right? Oh, oh wow Today today. Oh my god Yeah, and so this trailer will make you excited to see the film It's not about that but um you know discovering more about the Insane journey that that shit is all about is only making all of this even more confusing because the assumption is that it's about What have we learned what clandestine is yet? From like the word from another dimension or something. So maybe that'll be relevant for the marvels multi-dimensional gin Uh, trying to receive the bangles of power in order to do something bangles of power Is that the Amazon show? Well, and trying to get some context on it's like, oh, so that's what this film is going to be about And then this trailer is like so Thanos, you know like What what what's happening? It's just you're you're bamboozling us. It's obviously got nothing to do with Thanos. Come on You for everybody forgot about Thanos like the snap and all that it's done It's over. You didn't even care about it like a year off. He did it let alone, you know four years later But it's not oh, yeah, I remember once you just Oh, yeah, look at how sad he is Lame 2014 endgame Thanos. Yeah I'm also just it's just like with this foreign. What are we doing? Where's the movie? I do I do like this how they have the visual of her destroying the ship with the visual of Thanos looking at Tony Yeah, not her It's gasoline is lying. It's the subconscious association game they're trying to play Lying she's part of the team My work is inevitable Oh, there he is. Oh, oh, oh see look at that now it's back to the new movie. That was a that was a shot Yeah of new stuff. But what what's that? What are they using the lines to mean here because these lines were meant for this movie My work is inevitable It will always be more They will always be more More Thanos and I see this the villain of this movie is the success of the Thanos When the hell was that a thing? What about kang? No, fuck kang. What about every villain that's seen in the mcs? She's got Ronan's hammer, right? Yeah, and Ronan didn't like Thanos. So like what what what is this villain? Is she a collection of three different? What's happening? You look so What are you wearing? The vibe is just hyper generic you will not remember me marvel villain. She's she's got the lesbian shoulders It's not well. This is this is like parody levels of that What is that? The compositing is pretty bad. Um, it doesn't look great. It doesn't look great Oh, maybe it's like uh, look, there's a little cross on the hammer. Maybe she's like a missionary from space to tell us about jesus I think there was a cross on Ronan's one, but maybe he was a missionary from jesus as well Oh my goodness. Yeah. Yeah. I I thought Ronan's hammer got destroyed New one different one. I guess I thought it was the purple light in it. Oh, fuck it. I don't know. We'll just have to wait until the movie Well, the purple light was the uh power stone. That's what I was saying. That's why I thought, you know, but then it's like Is she wearing the bangle? Yeah, see right there. Right. So was it you need both bangles to open dimensional portals? Yeah crazy things shenanigans Do you think that? Fuck it Maybe she's got a sliver of it somewhere. I don't know. Oh, it's standing on its own. It makes me think like the power stone in there Is there like a sliver or like a little like a the power stone doesn't exist It's reduced to atoms where she can open dimensional portals dimensional portals. Maybe she had a time machine a time machine Maybe she went to the tba They got dimensions in this which is so funny because it's like wait, which ones were those it's like different realities It's like no Are they realities or timelines, which is it? But everything can be like you could just invent anything now It could be that she's an extra dimensional time traveler and that's just That's just that probably will be This is just the beginning Oh, wow, I've never heard that one before this is just the beginning. Wow. It's only just started Oh, look, remember remember light speed engines remember the lightspeed engine in captain marvel Why didn't that one does there were jump points? It's faster than light speed Well, and then they're also showing us the jump points, which are going to be huge in this because they're going to be destroying the world now She tore a hole in space Whoa But that's standard technology for that's how you travel across the galaxy and the It's also just how you do it. Well, it just doesn't mean anything to me. She tore a hole through space like yeah Okay. Yeah. It's like, oh, I see we're doing lower stakes than the past That's what cringe lady told dr. Strange in the post credit scene She tore a hole through space in the shape of an x That's kind of what i'm getting at is the what she just highlighted at its worst is Terrifyingly huge stakes. It's like, oh, yeah, but still smaller than most of what we've been dealing with Yeah You know I mean That was one of the things that was most notable about the first episode of miss marvel was that the stakes were um What do you want to be in the future and she was having trouble deciding it's like whoa Wow, and then unfortunately the plot began. Yes, and then ruined everything Even though like it wasn't particularly interesting. It's just that it was it was passable and then it became complete sludge as they do There's a different reality Okay Again Yeah, I mean, it's it's it's the cosmic version now. I guess I don't know I don't know again this Doesn't this have the vibe of like wait, this sounds like the ending of your movie a little bit Why do you you know what I mean? Have you this isn't the opening incident and they have to fix it? Well, it's capturing a tone that's very serious, which is unusual because Well, at least for this movie trailers for this movie that have usually been ha ha funny. Look at the cat It's crazy and goofy Something I thought about and I was like shit Maybe they did do this a couple more times than just this one But like um There was a trailer that came out for quanta mania that made drinker say like it looks like it'll be our first like serious movie in a while Because the the tone looks like they're actually going to actually give this a good shot at making it serious And I remember saying to him was like, I don't think so and I was like wait I don't even remember did they put a trailer out for quanta mania that was like this where they were like Suddenly everything is serious now No, they were always trying to present it as more serious than it actually was the the strategy This is a big deal. This is the beginning of phase five kang is coming Whereas this one was absolutely not that at all. This is it. This is a clear and obvious shift Uh and like in the way that they're trying to present this film Yeah, it feels like it feels like a movie that was made three years ago Well, you can think of the mandate, right? It was um first of all Goof is not winning. We've got to go serious make it seem like the end of the world throw in choir and Darkotones and then also reference iron man captain america and thanos And avengers, you know, like make sure we we captain marvels and avenger You gotta find a few ways to sneak that in Yeah That doesn't mean like what it's You're indestructible Faster than light and you only care about yourself. So no as fast as light rags not faster So it's the worst of both worlds Simultaneously so fast that she should win every battle she's in but not fast enough to travel across space true Oh my god, oh my god, it's soaking up the ocean. It's soaking up the ocean Also, you guys need to give a good listen to this. I'm hoping this is something friend doesn't even know What are you prepared to do? Mm-hmm. She's gonna play one more time. What are you prepared to do? What don't worry if you have no commentary for that it wouldn't I would be surprised if you wouldn't What are you prepared to do? Uh much like a lot of trailers. There are certain lines that are said that might be Adi-ard or a part of deletion or whatever The way I'm trying to be fair first, right? So it's like, you know, you can get a point where you have to attach it to a clip that Absolutely isn't what he said but kind of looks like he said it. It's like, yep. Oh, okay. That's good enough now We have an issue and I didn't notice this because I'm fucking I consider myself a hypernode for this stuff But somehow I didn't notice it but Jay Longbone did I don't fucking find her a A tweet. I think I liked it. That's an easy way to find it but um She compared I guess it may have been by chance that she um happened to have been watching avengers 2012 Or it's trailer But um, you know, it's hard to sync this. So if you just click that tweet and listen to the clips she provided Which I am going to play for the audience now gentlemen What are you prepared to do? And then if you compare over to this trailer whoop Okay, are you prepared to do they used his line from the 2012 movie and stapled it onto this Films trailer with a clip that he obviously didn't say it and that's Kind of crazy, isn't it? How much are you going to rely on the avengers 2012? It came out over a decade ago. It's so fucking weird It's like, oh shit. Yeah, I guess they didn't have enough nick fury lines to work with I wonder how they found it. Yeah, uh, what are you prepared to do is uh, is an interesting line I guess is like, oh shit. They're gonna be pushed to their limits, but it's not even in the movie I'm invincible your powers only make me stronger Okay, so she sucks people's powers away or maybe she draws power from their powers or Maybe the power stone Well, why do we assume power stone doesn't exist anymore? Friggy One people remember infinity stones and two purple Yes, yeah people and remember like a like a draw full of them. You know, maybe they Yeah, maybe she worked at the tva. You don't know. Yeah She can't be matched and she can't be controlled I mean you say that but like I got a feeling that they're gonna win. Um, I'm guessing they forget the Aspect you brought up her light speed traveling would annihilate this girl Yeah, it doesn't matter like whether you can absorb the power. She can travel faster than you can react to her Yeah, she would kill you instantly, but you know this image. I assume you've all got the same one It's just like what is Monica's powers? No idea. Uh, I don't know. I don't know. She can like It's not great is what it is Oh, like what is she actually wearing? What is that? I I don't I don't know, but it's not great either No, it's not great. None of the costumes in this really look, uh, of course, I can't be controlled Oh, wait, that would wait wait wait wait wait, that was that was avengers light again Okay, wait, I'll tell you That was um, when he was talking about There's threats. You remember his big speech. You're not the only threat You know, there's threats out there that can't be matched. Can't like can't be controlled. You remember when he's talking about her Yeah, well, like I said, I I'd have to recheck but it wouldn't surprise. Well, I they've already done it in this trailer So it makes sense Oh, man, that looked real good that shot there. Oh, look at it Yeah, it looks like she's put it in And that's a different outfit. That's a different outfit. That's a better one. Yeah. Yeah, it is a better one This one's better And though she's still wearing the uh, the symbol which she'll never seem to Now that felt to me like the first overt shot of kamala in this whole trailer And I was thinking She's she's as main as the other two as far as I'm aware maybe not but um It's so weird because uh, she's featured in a lot more in the other trailers And it's like, oh, is it because almost every scene with her is going to be bubbly fun and chill and like So putting her in this trailer doesn't make sense because it's the it's the dark and oh my god everything matters trailer If the crux of the film is meant to be about the bangles, then wouldn't she be the most important character because she has one maybe I guess what I'm getting at is that a lot of the footage they have of her doesn't really suit this trailer probably No, oh and also this is this is This marketing text that they've got in here feels like so emblematic of what's wrong with this fucking series Like be there for the moment that changes everything. It's like, oh, okay Well, it's just because there was another trailer before that said like be there for what comes next or something It was something like that and it's just like dude, like you used to be boring You used to be less overt about the point of watching these movies was to be hyped for what comes next Not that interested in what actually happens in the movie. You know, yeah Yeah, you're here for what comes next You're here to see the tease for the next movie to see the tease for the future of the series and speculate on it And make videos on youtube and talk about it on twitter about oh my god. Does this mean doom is coming? Oh, does this mean we got the x-men coming? Oh, wow. I'm so excited like that But but it's like it's not working anymore to the point that they have to like lead with that They got to put their foot forward of no, trust me. This actually does matter going forward If you want to see it because you want to know what's coming That changes everything. Oh, look at him Oh, it looks bad It's like I just don't care like you're floating and you've got your powers and we're in a place that I don't recognize She looks floaty though in a bad way Look even the animation on that All right, hang on it's just it's the way that it flies away like it has no weight Yeah, it would Yeah, it like disappears Oh my god, look at these epic things that are happening Oh nick fury sad nick fury sad. He should be sad after wait. Was that scrolls? Yeah, oh it is scrolls. Are we gonna be addressing the state of scrolls? I bet you a lot like a little bit of time and then it would just be Dude, what is this jacket? His outfit looks particularly bad here. What is this? It's just a zipped up. It's like a like it's just a sweater with a really bad pattern on it Yeah, I guess it's because she might it's colder where they were filming and maybe every time Power maybe Well, yeah, because remember you gotta have multiple outfits because that's multiple toys That no one will buy true Well, we all bought our marvels katie toy, but I don't think we're gonna be buying much from this film because Don't you was much better? Oh my gosh, look is that her dying? Yeah, this is absolutely fascinating to me. This looks like her dying If this is probably some probably a vision of some kind Oh, oh or this is at the very beginning when we get our like here's like our this is our intro sequence For the people who beat her they banished her to a different realm And then she came to our realm. So this is like this is like when the kryptonian spanish zod Yeah, but it looks like she's disintegrating into bone. I think this is her dying I think this is her death Well, we don't want anyone to be So that you don't have to worry things are going to be okay I'm sure it's like it's fine. It's like a hallmark movie The thing is rags is probably right that this is her origin story of being or something It could be but it could also be her dying which No, no, no, no wait remember like with the power stone and what it does to people it like sort of Disintegrates them or something maybe she like took a power stone and instead of it disintegrating senator of a different dimension Yeah, or like mixed there's something special about her and she like combined it with and then the power stone being in the wrong dimension Puts everything off kilter and she's trying to merge the dimensions to Interesting this is all interesting speculation, but I think that's her dying. All right. Well, we'll find out Why is she in the movie No, especially not after leaven thunder. It's just mech now I mean even after ragnarok. There was like that she was like, oh, yeah, like you're like you sold people into slavery Yeah, that was the really addressed they never resolved it Yeah, she just got off. She literally got away with it. Yeah, that was a big problem And and yeah, that's a that's a common problem throughout all of marvel is not even realizing what your characters do But yeah, no why are you here and is it because they couldn't get any bigger names and they were like, can you do it? Tessa Thompson, she was like, yeah Because presumably this was meant to be a secret But I guess they gave up Yeah, go all cylinders right like throw it all out see what happens. This movie is dead Do everything don't make any mistakes in terms of like, oh, we should have done this just like, no, just do it all everything Everything we got Whoa Oh no, something's happening. Okay, so transports her to another dimension Well, so this image to support freaky's ideas. This looks like the seed right before she disintegrates Like the final battle the final confrontation Because look at it. She's already breaking apart because of the power stone presumably Why do we keep assuming it's No, because rag is right. That's the same way it looks No, it's it's literally because of the two things one It's purple and two people kind of remember the infinity stones Yeah, and that is how it looks when you break apart because of the power stone Yeah, that that's it. I guess so is that is that meant multiple power stones because look, it's the glowing bands I don't know. I don't know why you'll like try to it's marvel They could just be two power stones. It doesn't even they don't give a shit That's right. I mean again as we have to keep rebiting ourselves. There were like 20 of them in some guy's drawer Exactly So maybe she went there and got him Yeah here Just to be clear, why does what how come like I guess I never thought of a fourth But the why would they be hexes? That's technology thing. It's it shouldn't be magic magic shouldn't make the hexes Well, that's what they've never told us The origin of the jump point like who made them slash who discovered them or whatever we you know, the less we know the better perhaps But this is all right So so what are we doing here? You know like what do we do? What are we what are we doing right now with this last set of images? Oh, there it is. Oh, that's awkward the marvels ready pg 13. Why is that there? Marvel what is that sound doing? Looks like the marvel 5 the yeah, well that I'm just the you know the marvels of edges Let's look at this from like the creative artistic standpoint You have the marvel and then you have the s which is like an addition or it's extra Well, it's almost like trying to that's miss marvels Uh, like symbols so and you see that Monica's little uh Poe one there in the a I think that's about to be her It's like all of them together But it just kind of looks a bit garish Yeah, no, and I think it gives the impression we're actually saying where you're like Oh, the special event of this film is that it was the marvel, but now it's the marvels But it's like who's the marvel? Now the three of them. They're all marvels now And now it's at the point where it's like that wasn't enough So now you have to tease so many things because I mean You know like it's the rumor is The rumor for this movie is uh x-men It's like the post credit teaser. Oh, well, which um Yeah, we will I guess shot here. I'm pretty sure you got a you got to try and find it I think there's one shot in here that actually has the x-men logo in it Are you able to sort of find on your own while we check out the rest of it because I was gonna say I'm not sure where that x is Let me see if I can find it. But um, yeah, well that we got an after after ending scene here rags get excited All right Monica you gotta fly Black girl magic black girl magic black girl magic What does that mean black girl magic? What does that mean? What is so cringe? Um What's black girl black girl magic? I don't know man So like I don't recall any of the other heroes having white boy magic. I don't know. It just seems strange So what I was talking about real bbc. Does this sound Like samuel jackson when he says, um, you gotta fly really listen to it. Does it sound like it when he says you gotta fly? No, it doesn't sounds like it. No, it doesn't sound like it sounds like a white guy It does sound like a white guy It does not sound like him at all Maybe it is but like I was seriously like wait, what that does not what? That yeah So she just learns to fly and she could do it and so she can fly too. Well, of course. Yeah, why not everyone? I guess that's a standard power that you get I Set this up. This was a clever setup for later that I forgot I did Um, so yeah in total, uh, what a fucking disaster and this trailer is like a confirmation of how much they're panicking Yes, this is like the clear acknowledgment. I had bad Captain america, Thanos avengers. Okay. Anyway, this is our film It's like what? What's happening? I guess there's a bad lady and she's purple and she dies at the end Yeah Maybe x-men that's what you're really here for absolutely a nothing film. Uh, they desperately like throw it all in screw it Yeah, it's like they they gave up on any surprises any Secrets of any kind because they're like was shit I mean if if people don't know they might not show up She might as well just put everything out there as best you can the projections are so fucking bad the all of All of disney are aware of this The early box office domestic was like was below captain marvel significantly below guardians three and now it's The presales are worse than the flash, right? As far as i'm aware, yeah damn damn off 200 million dollar public That's why it looks so good for you Yeah, yeah No, that's true. That's why it does look great. I remember yeah, I think that was like the net I think the gross was like 270 milky dollar budget and yes, this is do you know what part of the trailer this is from? It's like the we're baiting potentially the x-men in this as well Yeah, it was like that that last shot where there was it was the really awkward shot where um where where uh The the character was walking across the screen and monica was like kind of looking at her but it was obscured And the costume colors kind of look like kind of look a little bit like storm Yeah, it's not an awkward shot God look how fast it was I can barely find it in the timeline like it's yeah so quick is that Storm or what's going on might be might I don't know the colors like kind of look a little bit like I don't know But I don't know maybe Looks like a looks like a black chick with yeah, it might be storm Because we got the x-men thing and so this might be it It's just it's it's pretty it's pretty clear at this point that there was some x-men baiting going on For this movie, which you know if x-men doesn't pan out as like an angle for marvel Then what the fuck can they do after that? That's that's it, right? They'd go on and who I remember what else can they plunder I'll probably just go back to tony stark or something Isn't there a some kind of saying about like go avoid make when you make an animal desperate Like you don't know what it's going to do or something like that the equivalent being of course that marvel corner an animal Yeah, marvel is absolutely desperate and they've already got their escape hatch plans franchise with nothing to lose Yeah, they're already planning the secret walls reset. So at this point there's nothing off-table There's nothing they can't break that they will do anything and everything so try the idea That we could have storm just show up and say i'm from one of the Dimensional rifts i'm here to solve this problem that um, you know and then before she leaves and everything gets solved She's like hey, maybe uh, maybe i'm in your world somewhere And then like what also i know the way that she makes the the purple hexes of space travel as she makes an x-shaped with her hands, maybe that's like uh Well, you know might be worthwhile. I don't know if if you've seen it rags There's like another there's like another trailer. It's only like 15 seconds long. Oh, okay It's the one that baits the uh x-bed real hard Oh throw it in sure. I have not i have not seen it. Let's let's see Why would we like 15 seconds? I don't think i'm aware of this one. Why why would we stop here when we could keep going? Adventure is just beginning. Yeah So so this one this one was called what comes next This this okay, which is obviously what you're concerned with what a film is about to come out Yes, uh, oh, let's start from captain marvel Captain marvel There's a different reality leading in towers. Oh no, not again or what? Here You see that the x i saw it faded away slower Look at it. Look at it. It's so desperate. Fuck you. I want you to look at it Oh It's fascinating isn't it? Oh my god, and and and then they did the the chick walking past monica So yeah, that might actually I think it might that's a realistic it might be storm So fucking hard to pause on that it's so quick. I know that's so many this is so many visuals If only you had black girl magic you would be able to pause it where you could fly to where it was and pause There is no uh expectation as film doing fucking anything and they want to move past it and use it for all its worth In terms of like promoting other things. That's that's clearly marvel's point of view The really awkward problem that they have is that um because of the ongoing because the actor strike is still going Deadpool 3 might be a while away. It might be a while until the next uh film Whoops, which means that this will be all they've got You know in people's minds because how many people are gonna go see that's the thing, you know That amount that era of time is something they want to move past as soon as possible same for echo But it's like well it's happening and there's nothing you could do about it happening Yeah, that's right. Deadpool's not gonna be done in time if the film's half done And you you know like the strike isn't over yet Like how you get how you're gonna get it done in six months No way and then and then that just means you've got a massive gap where What will people have to think about other than damn man? Remember the marvels and how nobody saw it and how it didn't do very well Marvel's done Maybe wow I mean, I guess we'll see you never you never know But I I wouldn't if I was a gambling doggo, then I wouldn't put much chips on this movie doing Doing a lot of I think the realistic expectation is this might be the first one that is like Undeniably dramatically didn't succeed There's a lot of sexists out there who hate women. So that's very possible Yeah, it's very possible and they're convincing other people to become sexist with superheroes Really fucking good arguments that people are happy to adopt Oh boy Yeah, I'm Well, I'm like I like I'm not There are some movies that I just really don't want to see but there's this certain curiosity I have for how bad and disjointed this will be That I I'm curious to see it. Oh, yeah So the interesting thing is that In terms of this film itself, I expected to basically not be any more spectacularly bad than How spectacularly bad all the phase four and five projects have more or less been Yeah, I mean, I Yeah, spectacularly bad Yeah, yeah, exactly. So still like I guess what I mean is like It would be interesting if it ends up reaching like a one out of 10 But I'm kind of I'm almost like I expected to just be like a normal bad Which is a catastrophic bad in terms of, you know, where Marvel's at right now, but who knows? Well, that's that Thanks for watching This is but a taste of the terror that you shall experience on saturday. See you there just a little taste Goodbye everyone