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I Hate College - Maritime Tribute

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Uploaded on Nov 11, 2009

Where fun goes to die.

Lyrics Below:

I'm nice right now? man
I-I feel like shit
Since we dont have a drink
Would you please put middle fingers in the air?
That party last night never happened so no one taped it
No dances and all the girls here we dont want naked
cant Drink beer and cant smoke weed but my friends are all with me
Pass out at 12, wake up at 5, dont know how im gonna surviveMan, I hate college

Can you please tell me, what is college life
Sip some coffee and drink Gatorade Lime
Im Thirsty Thursday and every other night, right
We dont buy food here so we pay the price.
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
Wait theres no table, what the fuck?
I am champion at running laps
Usain Bolt aint even as fast
Don't even bounce, not from Schuylers house
And If you leave it your gonna get beated
Times always wasted since were not getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
Um, That party last night never happened so no one taped it
No dances and all the girls here we dont want naked
cant Drink beer and cant smoke weed but some friends are right with mePass out at 12, wake up at 5, dont know how im gonna survive

Man, I hate college, ay! Theres no drinking, ay!
Theres no women, ay!
Man, I hate college

I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with khakis on(Get the Pinks!)
And don't leave the room 'wit no shoes on(No, we're not leaving)And don't have sex if your too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on(Trust me)
Because you might find out shes got a bigger shlong
Hold the guidon, nothing wrong with some drill(Here, hold this)Even if we did lose sleep from the watch bill
Times always wasted since were not getting wasted
Why did I come here? Just so I can get payed?

That party last night never happened so no one taped it
No dances and all the girls here we dont want naked
cant Drink beer and cant smoke weed but my friends are all with mePass out at 12, wake up at 5, dont know how im gonna survive

Man, I hate college
Theres no drinking, ay!
Theres no women, ay!
I hate college

Now if everybody would please
Put their middle finger as high as they can
As high as they can(As high as they can)And repeat after me
Run! Run! Run! Run!Run! Run! Run! Run!

Pushups! Pushups!Pushups! Pushups!

No talkin on the MUG path! No talkin on the MUG Path!No talkin on the MUG path! No talkin on the MUG Path!

Your Wrong! Your Wrong!Your Wrong! Your Wrong!(That party last night)
Man, I hate college

I hate it!(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta clean the heads for a little bit
That party last night never happened so no one taped it(No one taped Shit)(it aint going down)
No one dances and all the girls here we dont want naked
We cant drink beer we cant smoke weed but some friends are right with me(No one fucking dances)
Pass out at 12, wake up at 5, i dont know how im gonna surviveMan, I hate college
Did I really have to go here?
Or did i want to ruin the best years of my life?

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