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I Don't know what I don't know what all the fuss and who lies about I got my But I mean, okay Now six games into the permanent league season the transfer window is closed and a major coach has already been fired Which means now is the ideal time to pick a team to bandwagon in the best sports league outside of America So let's say as the name in this video implies you are a clues American when it comes to the permanent I'm not clueless I know everything to played a little FIFA and know the names of Ronaldo and slaw Oh at the end of our turning you don't have the time to learn who are all the big movers and shakers this year That is why I am here Let me be your sure for your guide to the most exciting the most competitive the most physical sports league outside of America, let me give you a quick digestible guide on all the big boy clubs in the Prem How they're looking this season and hopefully by the end of this video This is actually perfect because we're gonna be doing a lot of Premier League stuff on kick man Now that we can watch highlights now. We can watch probably full games like I Hope you choose the team's bandwagon that won't let you down as much as your American teams Looking at you Jets fan So welcome to a clue of some Americans guide to choosing a Premier League team to bandwagon 2023 edition and speaking of bandwagoning. Yes, that's right. I'm jumping on team Raid Shadow Legends I understand you gotta pay the bills, but they are not sponsoring me buddy Salute though I'm in the game. Yeah, sir. If you are a discerning individual, you know that this year is a World Cup year So it would be logical to support maybe some American talent in the Premier League and the biggest name when it comes to the US Men's national team is of course Captain America himself Christian Polisic the man who was on fire during the pandemic season for Chelsea and a year ago I would have wholeheartedly supported pretty much any American going ahead and bandwagoning on Chelsea But that was a year ago and the Chelsea ship has gone tits up for the London Giants quick recap two years ago They were champions of all of Europe and they accomplished this through the demonic sorcery of one Thomas Tuchel But now I mean six games into the season So that's an absolute to all your past past past Transgressions and things of that nature. You know I'm saying but you know how I'm coming Should I go get my coffee my teacup or what? See how parted ways with their evil genius now many consider Thomas Tuchel to be one of the greatest tactical minds in history But he is also known in footballing terms as a giant asshole. Just a big-ass prick You know that pretentious douchebag at work that always thinks he's right Imagine that guy assholes win championships look at Kobe Bryant Look at Michael Jordan. You know I'm saying like what are we talking about? Times 100 and that's why this man never last more than three seasons at any club he goes to but goddamn I don't know if this shit show is on him this time because what you gotta understand is Chelsea have been through a lot of turmoil this past year The club that Tuchel formerly coach for was recently sold to a new consortium because their previous owner Roman Bromovich had very strong ties to good old Tootin-Pootin and now these new American owners have made a giant colossal mess They fucked up the transfer window letting a lot of the world-class defenders go for free, which is not good Probably should get something back for them. These people had next to no football experience So it was no surprise when they made an absolute farse of the transfer window And then when they finally went out and bought a striker for Tuchel They gave him two games to use them and then fired them like why for what? Why would you even buy a balmyang if you're gonna fire Tuchel immediately? I feel like everything America touches this shit show sometimes, you know I'm saying let's just you know I'm saying keep let's let's let's have our hands in it, but not directly on it Yeah, watch from afar You just wasted tens of millions of dollars on players that the next manager might not even want and apparently they fire to bring this new guy Mr. Potter this dude's been killing for Brighton over the past couple seasons There's a lot of hype around this guy, but you just never know some managers are just great and managing teams that are underdogs But it's a completely different beast when you get one of the top six in the prem And it's just all so strange at Chelsea at the moment. I can't trust this stuff I do not know what this new ownership group is doing Chelsea were already giants They were winning trophies for a reason and you come in and you completely gut the club from the inside out and think you're gonna Do a better job such as reeks of arrogance and America America one-on-one You get me Have a sinking suspicion that there are many Chelsea fans that feel the same and I think in private They gladly start buying Russian oil again if it meant Roman Romovich walking back with that door My verdict on this team this season avoid avoid at least for this season and for the foreseeable future I think this new ownership group is gonna have to learn things the hard way Just as Manchester United fans ever since Americans took over their club figure to which let's talk about Manchester United Maybe the most recognizable name in club. You go ahead leave football to the professionals America we know that's not us. That's not for us. We can't go in there and try to lead when we have not even ever been a Fighting force Maybe like once we got some players, but like come on love football And in my previous videos about the Premier League as a fan of this club for over 15 years My advice has always been don't do it. Do not bandwagon Manchester United Do not become a fan of Manchester United save yourself the pain and support the other team in Manchester If you want to see a team that consistently wins because this team has been a laughing stock for the past decade now And the start of this season was no different. They're sparkling new manager air 10 hog was touted as the next big thing in football management Just because you ball with a beard don't mean you you know, I'm saying don't get it done Everybody can't be me They kept me marked as the possible successor to Pep Guardiola at Man City But after a shock 2-1 loss to Brighton in the opener He followed that up with a shambolic four nil embarrassment by once relegation father Brentford It looked like 10 hog was completely out of his depth that the Premier League was far too big for his shoes His team didn't just lose. They were utterly outplayed at every level of the game by two teams Like in football anything after three zero is a blowout If you got if your opponent's got three and you got nothing you're getting blown out They were playing in a division below them only a few years ago the beams on social media were ruthless The best one wasn't even an intentional meme You had to accept cookies to see Manchester United's positions in the tape because they were dead bottom Dead bottom of the league after two games and there was legit concern. They might get relegated That is how awful that team looked people were calling for 10 hog shiny bald head on a pike And to make things worse the team they had to play next was Liverpool A side that just last season many were saying was one of the greatest Premier League teams ever assembled A team that beat Manchester United so badly last season That they got two different managers fired so on match day three Manchester United actually wouldn't really beat Liverpool Yeah, we were all shock peaks you as well jane sancho. So maybe he's one of those managers that play up Like when the competition is not there, they don't play hard But when the comp is there, but you can't do that in certain leagues, man It's like you can't do that against professionals Because at any day they can show up He was sad a couple players down and then Marcus Ratchford hit him on the counter It was a result that pretty much saved their season and from then on they have won four games in a row Including beating a top of the table Arsenal side that was undefeated prior. So what the fuck happened? Well, the big difference was ten hog grew a pair of balls. He did be unthinkable He dropped Cristiano Ronaldo and the captain of the team Harry Maguire to the bench Now as american this might shut y'all. Why would anyone bench ronaldo? Well, the best way to put it to you guys is you know how in the modern mba everything has evolved to be basically Can you shoot a 30 ronaldo is like a center who can't shoot three Because what you gotta understand is that in modern football a lot of systems and ten hog systems Especially is predicated on having your offensive players pressing and that's something that ronaldo is not only bad at He's historically one of the worst pressing players of all time and even though he is a living legend So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Offensive players pressing somebody gotta explain y'all gotta explain some of this in the in the in the uh comments with me because that is an unfamiliar term that i'm not not Equipped to handle What is an offensive player pressing me? Also a huge liability without your strike of pressing the system just doesn't work and ronaldo Damn, he's dead last So sadly has become a dinosaur the game has kind of evolved past him So after the dismal two games of trying to play him and maguire He had to bench those two and played players that obviously are not as talented as those two But were actually capable of running his tech and since then he's won all four games He has now so as an offensive player you have to be able to play through Press is that what we're talking about? I thought he said offensive player had to be able to press Oh, so Okay, strikers who score goals have to be able to play press on defense Got it Got it got you got you got you okay We learned him now shown the tactical prowess that made him so coveted by all the big clubs in europe And in the process drag matches united from bottom of the league to fifth before the season started I said that top four would be incredible accomplishment with this side and two games in I was not very hopeful people were kind of giving it to me on social media and not gonna lie But now I think they might just have a chance now to be clear I still think that the only finished top six for as good as this four win streak has been This is still the first. I can't wait to troll people Just don't let leverpool have a good you know what i'm saying. Don't you know what i'm saying Don't let leverpool be in any championship type talk Because i'm on your heads. I don't care First year learning a new system, so there's bound to be a lot of teething pains and also their transfer window was only okay Basically bought half of ten hogs old ix team and cast me over from rheometry Nice pieces, but no real world beaters You know what i'm saying and i'll most likely take a few windows to reshape this team in ten hogs image This is a rebuild year for manches united But the hope is that maybe just just me this is the first solid foundation that they've had Since the legendary sir alex furglough But it's still early days in the bald-headed era of manches united So let's see how ten hog bears for the rest of the season my verdict on the team cautiously optimistic Well, I probably check back next year now The next team we're going to recommend is only for a certain subset of american fans And those americans that i'm talking about are the ones who've been following a team that has just sucked dick Since the day they were born So if you belong to a fan base that has worn paper bags over their heads to a home game Then I think you deserve to bandwagon. I feel like he's about to hate on somebody the other team in manchester Yes, i'm talking about the defending permanently champions to manchester city Not only are they the defending champions They're back-to-back champions and in fact they've won four out of the last five seasons They are more dominant than the gold state warriors in their prime. So it makes it got some w jerseys I'm telling football football got the best jersey in sports I'm even more terrifying is that they won it all last year without playing a true strike So in the off season they went out and bought the best young striker in the world Erling holland and this dude was seen with the same amount of hype as when lebron james entered into the mb Hold on now. Wait a minute. Who is this? I've been seeing him in a premier league highlights. I just don't know who the warriors in their prime So what makes them even more terrifying is that they won it all last year without playing a true strike So in the off season they went out and bought the best young striker in the world where he from he looked like a ogre It's giving ogre. I'm just asking not trying to be funny Erling holland and this dude was seen with the same amount of hype as when lebron james entered into the mba 58 goals in 57 games. He's from norway. Gotcha. And holland has already somehow surpassed all expectations He doesn't just look like the best young striker in the world He looks like one of the best players in the world period Just look at this 22 year old ragdolling fully grown man He's got the size pace and skills to be the final form cell of this era and he is scoring goals at an unheard of rate What's on the front of the eyes? How tall is dude? Look big as hell about six six six six two two twenty 58 out of 57 58 goals and 57 games is Insane for context to be considered an elite striker on the permanent league You need to score about 20 goals in 38 games holland has already scored half of that 10 goals in six The all-time single season record is 34 and this kid might have a legit chance to break it. Yo, when did this come out? Eight months ago. Okay all right Still valid for me In his first season in the prep because Manchester City are force-feeding him the ball Remember when you were a kid and playing peewee and your coach just told you to give it to the most talented kid That's literally what they're doing. But they're doing it. I was the most talented kid. So I don't remember that I remember getting the ball The most competitive league in the world. It's obscene. It's absurd and it's a fucking joke How easy it's making it look the only questions now really are can this kid stay healthy In captain city win the champions league this year because if everyone stays healthy The racer the golden boot and the permanent league are pretty much sewn up. That is how dominant holland The the the Premier League championship was today, right? We're gonna go watch some highlights after this Man, they are playing FIFA. I'm here 98 and FIFA Damn, they got 298 They got 298 96 and 95 and 96 and their whole Everybody's in the 90s except the goalkeeper They paid for their team This is crazy. They must got money They're just going out and just grabbing all the best players. It's like a this is like a team build This is like flight when he plays 2k and NBA 2k like what's going on? That is how dominant holland and man Manchester City have been they are playing FIFA. I'm a Liverpool fan, but if I'm playing with FIFA Don't don't tempt me We'll go get some good play You should only feel good about bandwagoning them If you are a fan of a long-suffering team like the Jets or your dog is cancer because simply they are too fucking good If you want to be the guy who became a Warriors fan after they got KD That's the level of shamelessness you need to dick ride this team this year But honestly though as a new american fan They're gonna be the most exciting team to watch for Messi and Ronaldo in the twilight So the career this holland kid and imbappe are pretty much set to be this next generation's goats And for all my young fans out there who are I've seen imbappe play Kind of more fans of players as averse to teams. I'm going team holland over imbappe all day But maybe I'm getting a little too ahead of myself because Manchester City aren't even at top of the table right now That honor surprisingly to many and and probably even their own fan base are arsenal now arsenal Have been in the same boat as Manchester United fans for the past decade. Yeah, they were awesome in the 90s But since then they've kind of been a joke and last year was no different They were insanely inconsistent looking sensation at one moment and then losing to a shit team the next Now much of that could be put up to the fact that they are in fact the youngest team in the Premier League And they also have the youngest manager in the Premier League as well As you want to see how the experience plays a lot in every sport, man Experience goes a long way Even in the locker room even in the day-to-day mechanics of a team man experience vets. You need vets Look at Zion Williamson He out there impregnating strippers. That's another my business But you know if there was vets around and I'm not talking cj mccullen type vets that don't get no, you know, I'm saying I'm talking about vet vets How that season went you were featured on amazon's all or nothing last year not sponsored just found the show hilarious because After watching it I was convinced that they should fire our teta because there's this moment Where a player is coming back from an ankle injury, right? And they show him getting treatment in the physio table and our teta walks up And slaps him on the ankle like what the fuck are you doing? Are you stupid? But apparently I was wrong because they're slapping dick this season for one. What did he just say? What are you doing? Are you stupid? But apparently I was wrong because they're slapping dick this season What does he even mean by that? Yeah, we out here slapping I didn't even repeat that For one, they had a fantastic transfer window their new center back saliva looks like a quality defender And stealing gabriel jesus away from man city has been a dinosauric upgrade at the striker position for them They opened the season by winning their first five games and even though they lost their most recent one to manches united They See with 20 with 12 minutes and 45 seconds in and we've only mentioned liverpool slightly I'm cute. I'm wondering what's going on here. I'll be real with you as a man united fan Arson looked better than us this kid odegaard a failed wonder kid over at realm of jit has finally blossomed into a baby kdb over at arson He's pulling the strings in the midfield. He's in defenses open The kid is just a delight to watch play his game And then you got martin ellie and soca who are incredibly exciting on the wings It is just a really Lovable enjoyable to watch young core players now They did suffer their first loss of the season up to manches united and this is going to be their first big test How do they respond to this loss? Do they let this affect their confidence and fall back into their inconsistent ways of last year? Or do they learn for the previous season? Do they dig deep show some grit and go again? That will be the next step for this young team and I for one am hoping that they could put it all together Although my verdict for the team for this season is that even though they start out hot I think they're a little bit too young to be true title contenders not with man city in the same league not this He seems like a whoever this is doing his videos very unbiased. It's been fair so far He's not completely deriding one one team. You know what I'm saying? Even his favorite team. He's you know being a real is realistic Realistic about it And now I guess I should talk about arson's biggest rivals 19 many consider to be the dark horse coming into the season That of course is Tottenham Hotspur And they've always had a reputation for you know, they're gonna make top four But not much else But for the first season what seems like a millennia a lot of pundits Actually believe in this team and that is because they have one of the best mercenary managers in world football Antonio Conte and seven games in the tiny italian has already gotten to a handshake war with tom stucco While quietly grinding out winds and as Tottenham sitting third in the table ready to pounce if anyone slips up Spurs really do feel like a tiger waiting in the grass right now They had as good a transfer window as anyone and the new boy r Charleston Seems to be annoying defenses as much as ever and offers a different dimension to spurs His son or kuleshevsky are having an off night and harry kane is just doing harry kane things He continues his sensational form from last season The only way defenders are stopping him in the air right now Is to just handball it before it can get to his head and just pray that vahra isn't a thing anymore And sonny boy who is having a little bit slow start to the season came on in the last game and scored a Sensational hat trick in 15 minutes the quali hat trick in 15 minutes Who was he playing against sunday leaders? What's going on quality on two of these strikes are simply world class And if it wasn't for the dominance of holland and city i'd be giving them more hype But 2022 mad city is a fake and they are big problems But i will say this if city for some reason hit some unforeseen snag Conte has the ability to make sure that this year is going to be top numbs pause Hey, yo, yeah next up is liverpool. Ah, okay Here we go And what the fuck happened to you bro like last Chill i know there's been some snags in the world in the road, you know what i'm saying, but This is not how we should start this out numbs here next up is liverpool And what the fuck happened to you bro like last season you're challenging for a story quad People wanted to anoint you as the greatest team to ever grace the premier league But a month into the new season you're toiling in six struggling in europe Although to be fair every team is struggling in europe besides mad city and cloppy for the first time in his liverpool tenure Is actually being questioned tucl got sacked for less and let me remind you that at the moment Chelsea is higher in the table than liverpool and this team just looks so Didn't finish the premier league very well this season. Uh, obviously we didn't get where we wanted to be Um, but everybody has a bad year Everybody can't you know four in a row. You know what i'm saying three in a row But four was getting tough out here. You get me You know sam people were people were constantly, you know Getting better and getting better You know i'm saying Next year's a new year On the liverpool if that makes sense They're bereft of creativity and they're all over the place defensively The loss of sardinia money was a way bigger deal than many made it out to be myself included But i think the biggest factor with this team has to be the injuries They're missing a third of the first team and that's why they have zero creativity in their midfield And the front three as electric as they are they're not that creative either They need service for them to work you combine that with the fact that virtual vandyke Is for some reason been trying to block shots with just vibes lately and They Work you combine that with the fact that virtual vandyke is for some reason been trying to block shot What is he doing? No, is this what i got to look forward to what is this why is his hands behind his back? That's what just vibes lately And then you compound that with the fact that their new 80 million dollar striker darman unis Headbutted a dude and got a three-match ban for it and you can kind of understand Why'd they start it out a little bit sluggish this year? But with all that said i wouldn't hit the panic button on them just yet these problems are solvable And the calvary is already on toy tiago their most creative midfielder is hopefully back to full health soon And as rock is to start in they have the leadership to go ahead and weather this They're gonna find form and when a couple more players return from the physio table I can see that in about a month from now when they play man city It didn't get a win off of them. They could be right back in the hunt. It was wishful thinking So they're both fans probably calm down a little bit. It's a long season. You never know But i would keep it up to you chances aren't likely that your cat this season coming up Like i know this season just finished, you know uh Man City won right the premier league, but you know As clearly it was expected as we said in this video But you know We liverpool has a point to prove They're forgetting about us. They're forgetting about what we have done They're forgetting that we will never walk alone They're forgetting what greatness looks like Are we gonna be an underdog fine But underdogs come back underdogs win Underdogs tell a story underdog build character You get me cashing man city the way that holland's banging them in I don't think Liverpool could afford this slow start and at this point They would need an injury to the big norwegian salmon to get back within a whiff of man city But because of this big ass dude, what are you doing? They would need an injury to the big norwegian salmon to get back within a whiff of man Look at this Bro chill And city but because of the slowest start and maybe a little bit doom and gloom on the season This could actually work out for you My american friend because if you are new to the prem Liverpool still remains my top choice for neutrals to bandwagon their own by americans lebron owns part of this club When they have the players they typically play a wildly exciting brand of football And what better time to hop in than when they're not looking so hot It's the best time to bandwagon your butt Exactly, that's why i'm a Liverpool fan That ain't why i'm a Liverpool fan, but you know, you make it sound Legit, I love you so high brother and they got to coach as lovable as headlash So when the players are world-class just don't ask trend alexander to defend my vertical team Probably not their year this year But a good bet to be an amazing watch for the rest of the season and many years to come And now of course is the portion of the video where i talk to the cool kids in the back Everybody loves a good sleeper And of course it would be easy to suggest brighton because they've been the early darlings To the season or maybe even new castle because they just got bought by the saudis But with brighton losing grand potter and the saudis not quite opening up their piggy banks yet I don't know if this season is the season for those two So I thought I'd go for two more intriguing teams for my american bredlin this season And if you're looking for a team with ten lasso vibes I mean look no further than leeds united or if some of them leads united states of america Because not only do the creature brandon erinson and chile adams too Leeds got a w party scene but i don't know about this Of america's brightest young talents in their starting squad They're also coached by an american wisconsin born jesse marsh Jesse is only the second american born coach to manage in the premier league Don't trust it And it wasn't easy for him when he took over for the legendary and beloved bielsa The uk paper's universally panned marsh literally labeling him the ted lasso of the premier league And marsh was not too fond of this label I'm not sure ted lasso helped But under his leadership he badger pressed leeds out of relegation last season And this season has some punching well over their weight Culminating any three-nil victory over premier league giants chelsea And again that exemplified all the quality that blew out These that americans love brandon erinson who always stops the charts in distance run He went ahead and charged down chelsea's keeper Knift the ball off of him to open up the scoring then you had tyler adams Who's just as hardworking always comes in second in distance run Destroying people in the midfield and then of course who had the american underdog coach jesse march who everyone labeled the dummy and he goes ahead and outfox is arguably the best Technical mind in club football in thomas tucco and the cherry on top as they scored the third goal He went ahead and grog spiked a water bottle There's american as a team gets on the premier league and they're also owned by americans What have you got on a sports bra for? They're not just any americans they're american as a team gets on the premier league and they're also owned No, what is that some type of special football type type of apparatus My americans are not just any americans they're owned by the san francisco 40 nonners now I will preface this it's a vest that tracks heart rate and stuff You sure about that? Listen to my american fans you're not rooting for leads united to win the league It's it's more like rooting for like a midfield team in f1 You're just hoping they get best of the rest In a world cup year what better team as american for you to root for than leads united states of america And the last thing I want to talk to you guys about is brenford fc This little team that could were only promoted to the premier league in 2021 It was their first time back to the top flight since 1947 They had just beaten the nazis when this team was last in the premier league But they made good use of their time away for it Because they've garnered reputation for sneak attacking the big teams in the premier They vivisected manchester united 4-0 in the second game of the season And their striker ivan tony if it wasn't for hollam this striker would probably be The story of the season because he can do it all freekicks dinks headers poaching And he can even do what most english players cannot Score a penalty and not just score any old penalty this man handles penalties Like ted bundy's handles women Myrtle son Oh, that's not funny. What is funny? You might ask how could this newly promoted benford find a top three striker in the league? Well, they moneyball the shit out of their club Their owner making money is using analytics to find the margins in sports betting And he thought he can go ahead and apply that to the world of international football And that's exactly what he did They've been able to identify players that the market undervalues Going ahead and buying players for only a couple million and then flipping them for tens of millions They're doing what every fifa career mode youtuber does but in real life A lovely lot coach thomas frank. He has these bees drilled to kill And this judgment is not only a shrewd tactician. He also likes to party When brentford won promotion to the permanently for the first time in 74 years He stayed out with his team and partied until 6 a.m in the morning I he was doing some class a's. I ain't even gonna hold you. I like to party What a bloke it sounds like it live I didn't know what I expected him to sound like but it didn't wasn't this And partied until 6 a.m in the morning. I like to party What a bloke verdict for this team They might actually be more ted lasso vibes than leads united states of america And lastly I would be remiss if I didn't give at least some mention to big ol mitro The titanic serbian sits second in the gold charts on the permit league right now And he has been absolutely just terrorizing shorter fullbacks at the back post Six goals in six games. He's only played one game where he hasn't scored this season And for fans who like to follow players more than teams then big ol mitra Oh Game where he hasn't scored this season and for fans who like to follow players Why is he slapping his butt more than teams then big ol mitra vish But multiple times like once hey good job But like playing a drum solo on it is crazy It's definitely the big sleeper striker for you this season and that is going to be it for now It's a long long season But these are my early favorites and sleepers for you guys to go ahead and bandwagon this year Now since it is a long season I think that I'll be probably be checking in once a month throughout the season to keep you updated On how the permit league is going all the big juicy storylines all the drama And just in general give you a close america's perspective on how things are All right, that's it Tlo leave a like comment subscribe turn on your post notification bells Happening for me this for me. This is valid even for the upcoming season Even though it just ended the premiere league for next time I got my team, but I also know who to watch out for You know I'm saying And you know now that we don't kick we're gonna be watching a lot of these games man We might watch some live We might watch the highlights we're gonna watch the highlights for at least Big games we want to watch them live like all four games for the big games You know I'm saying we just gonna get it done man Come to kick Links down in the description in that link tree i'm gone