 Oh my god, is that Madden Mobile? Is that Madden Mobile Gods? The biggest douchebag. You know when you make your first ever email account? And like, you made your first ever email account when you were 9 years old, right? So you named it poopybutfart69 at gmail.com That's not actually my email, but it's pretty goddamn close. That is how I feel about being Madden Mobile Gods. Like MMG is cooler because I can pretend it's Matt Maher gaming, which is my name, right? But it is, you know, at the same time, like it's kind of nostalgic. Like it's where I started, I missed this game, I missed the glory days of this game. You know, as much as I cringe thinking about my name on YouTube being Madden Mobile Gods, like it's where I started, so I should be proud of it, you know? As well with that in mind, and it's the holiday season, this is always where Madden Mobile picks up. Now, honestly, this year, more than any other year, I've looked at this game and just thought, like, what am I looking at? Like, this is not the game I remember. For example, let me show you the store. I don't want to just badmouth this game the whole time because I do want to get some gameplay, but like, they're literally selling you coins. 2,000 Madden Cash for 500,000 coins. It creates an unfair competition for people who buy coins, as opposed to people who play the game and earn them fairly. Buh! You're literally selling coins in your own, like, how far up your ass is your head? Your head has to be so far up your ass that if I were to grab your tongue, I would be damn near close. You know what's funny? When I started this video, I told myself, like, don't do it, Matt. Don't start a big rant. Don't make this a big thing. And like, you know what? I made it a big thing. I already did it. Also, guys, as you know, I am sponsored by SeatGeek, so I want to give a huge shout out to them. 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So then I'd have to go to the freeze master tree and figure out how to do that. And then I have to figure out, you know, the laws of thermodynamics and figure out the mystery to the universe just to play this game. It's a phone app, bro. Like, chill out. Now, that being said, let me show you my team. I actually, like, stacked my team for this one video. I've had all these coins since the start of the year. Never spent them because I didn't know when I was going to make a video and this is the time. So, I have one of my favorite players of all time, Megatron at wide receiver. At the other wide receiver, we've got Legend Randy Moss. Down here in the bottom right, we've got Legend Shannon Sharp. Even this stupid animation where it comes out as annoying me because I can't click on the place. Barry Sanders, Thanksgiving at half-act. This reminds me of last year Madden Alter team when I had Barry Sanders Thanksgiving on that team. That was sweet. And the Superstar, this is the card that, like, I'm really excited to play with. 97 overall QB Odell Beckham Jr. That should be, like, sick. Then I got a decent offensive line. My defense is trash. And I got a decent offensive line. My defense is no good. I'm just here for offense. I don't care about anything else. So, we're running vertical threat, which I think is perfect. Either way, let's hop into some overdrive gameplay. I honestly haven't played this game in, like, three months, so I'm going to see how we do. But it's always fun to return to your roots and try out something, so let's go. We're going to take this dub. All right, let's go. So, I scrambled by doing this. Oh, let's go Odell. Oh, truck him. I haven't played this game in so long. This Odell QB should be nasty, though. Complete a short pass for nine yards. I don't think I like this play at all. Oh, I can scramble again. Sorry, short pass. I'm running. Holy shit, he's so fast. Ooh, I don't know. Okay, QB blast. Sure, fourth and two. Get off of me. Oh, big play. Big play. Odell breaks the tackle. Let's go. Oh, but this isn't good. I got to, like, I got to run these plays a lot faster. I don't know which plays are good either. Uh, he jumped to the other side. We're going to hit Barry Sanders. It's an acro touchdown. Okay, let's go. We're going to win this. Have, like, we have, like, a whole minute less than our opponent. Oh, let's go. Scramble other side. Holy shit, that guy's fast. No, I was just sad for, like, 100 yards. That's not good. Okay, we got to get some of that yardage back. Calvin Johnson, go. Odell, toss it up. Calvin Johnson, go get it. Whoa, what's that? You have to tap something. Fourth and 32. Probably not the spot we want to be in. If I'm being totally honest, go. Go get that shit. Oh, he's so open. Oh, shit. Oh, I can rifle one in. Okay, I don't know what this tap thing is. I'm not sure when I'm supposed to tap it. Tap it. Oh, I just got another touchdown. I think I'm still going to lose. But we're kind of coming back a little bit here. Probably not at the time you want to be coming back. Okay, how do I do this tap thing? Oh, he caught it. Holy shit. Oh my God, wait, I can still win. I can still win. I need one more touchdown. One more deep bomb touchdown. Go. Go get that ball. Oh, no. No, no, no. Get up. Get up. To the line. To the line. To the line. Let's go. Let's go. Oh my God. Oh my God. I almost did that. All right. We're warmed up. We got one under our belt. Let's get going from here now. All right. Here we go. Hail Mary just turns out to be my plague. We're going to start out with a touchdown. Literally my worst-ride receiver, Antonio Brown. Not bad, though. He's so good. He plays just like he plays online. Red at the middle. Go. Go, Del. Go, Del. Can I hurdle? That would be pretty sick if I could hurdle. All right. We got a ton of yards. And now I think Barry will just power it in. Yelp, touchdown. Money. Let's go. 215. I got trash defense in, too. So I don't expect them to do much. I'm going to throw this one to Calvin Johnson. And I'm going to try and get this tap boost. Ooh, I got the boost, but I still didn't make it. Let's go back to Barry Sanders. This play has been giving me some great blocks. Got some underneath routes. O'Dell's going all by himself. Good shit. Dude, this O'Dell is so nasty. Oh, scramble. We're gone. Oh, my God. He's so fast. This is so sick. I kind of want to try and like hurdle someone. I don't even think that's like an option. Ooh. Holy shit. See, this gameplay is honest to God. So much more fun than the old Madden mobiles, but the game itself is nowhere near as fun. Like there's so much more to it than the gameplay. Go. There it is. Touchdown. Touchdown. Touchdown. Go. Did he make it? Oh, he didn't make it. He didn't make it. We got to get this in. Hatback draw. Oh, no. That's not there. But Barry breaks the tackle. Stud. That should have been a goal line stop. Okay. They won a short pass for nine yards. I ran the wrong play, but we're going to hit Barry Sanders on this. Can we hit that? Nope. Oh, no. I got picked off. That's not good. That gave him a lot of points. That's not good. All right. We're going to scramble with Odell again. He keeps running a QB spy, but Odell is just too good. It's not what you want. Good. Pass to Barry Sanders. Oh, got him in. Oh, Odell just shook him. Oh, fell. Go. Go, go, go, go, go. Can he get there? No, but he's going to throw it on the run to the Antonio Brown. I don't even get to use my Calvin Johnson or my Randy Moss because everyone's doing everything. All right. We're going to go with the play action crossers right here. Oh, why is wide open? Got it. Antonio Brown again. Literally my only wide receiver, I guess. I'm not intentionally doing this. I want to give it to other people, but oh, why? Right there. Dangerous pass. Okay. Throw it to RB. He's got it. Wide open. It's having Coleman, my full back. He isn't, but RB is wide open in the middle field. That's Randy Moss. Randy Moss gets his first touch. Oh, that spin move. I guess it's my go-to. I'm hitting Calvin Johnson wide open in the end. Calvin Johnson gets his first touchdown. Let's go. I'll run full back dive just for the hell of it. Why not, right? That's good yardage. That's real good yardage, actually. I'm kind of surprised, but our opponent keeps scoring. He's keeping this close. I don't like. I mean, oh, Calvin Johnson touchdown. 100%, 100% touchdown. Let's go. Burns him. All right. I think I can send this one to Calvin Johnson also. Run it across the field. Oh, it was there. I just didn't get it off in time. All right, Odell, we're bringing it back to you. I know you can do this. Uh-oh. Fat Blitz. There we got that pass off. There's only 15 seconds left, so we pretty much secured this one, but I want to make sure Odell gets his turn. Oh, I wanted to do a spin. Oh, last play. Final play. Final play. Hail Mary. Let's check one up to the end zone. We'll go to the other side this time. We haven't gone over here yet. He's going to go up. Triple covers. We didn't get picked off, though. 608. That's the most we scored. How was it? Go. 87 on the first play. Oh, Barry. The house to the house. Get a truck. Let's go. Start. Oh, A is wide open. Yes. Go get it. Shannon Sharp with a touchdown. Dude, we're just throwing dots everywhere now. Oh, Shannon Sharp touchdown. You got it. You got it. You got it. Let's go. I don't even know if I want to scramble. I got to keep taking my free touchdowns. Calvin Johnson, I got to do it again. Let's go. Get the tap. Got it. Plus 70%. Can I get Calvin Johnson in a pocket? Yes. Oh, my God. He's got it. Touchdown. Touchdown. Touchdown. Touchdown. And that clock is running. Uh-oh. Goal line. Goal line defense. Barry. What is that? Barry Sanders. I love you so much. You're literally my father. I think I just ran the same play, which is bad. We still got the touchdown. Oh, my God. He's beating us. Despite all of what we're doing, he was just beating us. Doesn't make it to the end zone. Oh, my God. He scored. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Um, go O'Dell. No, no, no. Pass it. Pass it. Pass it. Why didn't he catch that? Oh, my God. I'm going to lose. I'm going to lose. If he scores on this last play, did he score? Oh, my God. I just, oh, my God. Oh, my God. He scored on the last play and I didn't. O'Dell went for that pass and he didn't catch it. Oh, my God. That was such a good game. Okay. You know what? That sucks to end on that one. But honestly, that was such a good game to end on. That shit was intense. All right, boys. That's it. That's it for this episode. I hope you guys enjoyed it. It was fun to throw a bag of Mademoiselle. This team was sick. O'Dell played sick. That's it for now, guys. Thank you for watching as always. See you guys in the next video. Peace out.