 Good morning, Hank. It's Tuesday. Good morning, John. Oh, it's a surprise reunion video. Who would have guessed it? I would never. I didn't even know I was here. All right, Hank, I have some questions for you. First question. How many potatoes did the average Irish person eat per day in 1844? Do you want me to guess or no for sure? I want you to guess. I'm going to say six. 45. Wait, what? The average Irish person in 1844, man, woman, and child average human ate nine pounds of potatoes per day. Hank, can you really grow potatoes on Mars? Not the way they did in the movie. Okay. But yes, other ways. Do you want me to get into it? A little bit. All right. Well, you got some serious problems with Martian soil. It's got perchlorate in it, which is a big, big issue, because that's toxic to humans and also plants. Okay. If you can get that out, if you can get some of the other bad stuff out, and you can put in some good stuff, yeah, you can grow potatoes on Martian soil. Even without an atmosphere. Oh no, you'd have to build a thing around it. You'd have to build an atmosphere. Yeah. Hank, did you know that potatoes were responsible for at least 25% of Europe's population growth between 1700 and 1900? I'm noticing a trend here. What's the trend? Potatoes seems to be the trend in this question Tuesday video. It's weird. I just got a lot of potato questions. I don't know why. I also didn't know that. Fascinating. And I bet there's a Crash Course video. There is. You can watch the Columbian Exchange Crash Course video currently on Hank's head. Okay, Hank, if you could create anything with potatoes, what would it be? A man, a fully ascensioned being. Like Mr. Potato Head? They already did that. They already did that. It's in Toy Story. But I want him to be a thinking, feeling potato man. Have you not seen Toy Story? Please name three potatoes. Um, the Russet. Yep. The Purple. Yep. The Goldie Hawn. That's a good potato name. They haven't done that. They should. Yeah, they should. Why isn't there a potato named after Goldie Hawn? She's an American treasure. Hank, can you rename one of your favorite books by replacing one word with potato? Red Potato. The Fault in Our Potatoes. The Lord of the Potatoes. I hate that book. I mean, both The Lord of the Flies and The Lord of the Potatoes. Ah, I was talking about The Lord of the Rings. Oh, I have to teach The Lord of the Flies this year in Crash Course Literature, and I just openly reviled the books. So it's going to be very challenging. That will be very interesting. I'm quite fond of their eyes were watching potatoes. This is a good question. Which of you has a better potato impression? You know, potatoes have eyes just like humans. Not just like humans. Couple questions not related to potatoes, Hank. Oh, shh. Sorry to do that for you. I'm completely unprepared for this. Uh, what's the opposite of potato? That is a potato question. Henry, do you know what the opposite of potato is? The opposite of potato is the vacuum of space. I was going to say that the opposite of potato is a boysenberry. Actual non-potato-related question, Hank. Are you stressed about the presidential race? Oh, God. Yes. What is your favorite One Direction song? Yeah. Henry's favorite song is, uh, Farahala Boom, which is what he calls, uh, Boom Farahala, the, uh, Swedish hip-hop song on the Fault in Our Stars soundtrack. Hank, what do you prefer, potato pizza or pizza potato? Potato pizza. I also like potato pizza. It's an old favorite of mine. Underappreciated pizza. Yeah, actually, I've had a lot of good potato pizzas. In the Western Montana Fair, they have a thing called a tater pig. A tater pig is just a hollowed-out potato with a hot dog shoved in it. It's not very good. All right, Hank. Thank you for participating in Question Tuesday. Hank, I'll see you on Question Tuesday, Friday, whatever.