 Um, this is gonna be bad. This is gonna be really good. So, I guess you guys are strong, Malena and Nick. Espen, are you good at cooking? Wait, did you just call me strong at cooking? I really appreciate that. You are? I'm okay. If you hesitate, you're not fucking okay. So, I think what it is... I was trying to think what would be the best content. I was trying to get my answer. I think Malena's the best. I think me and Espen are okay. And you're probably dog shit. Yeah, that's kind of what it is. So, it should be girls versus boys. How about we can let Chad pick the teams? Everybody's saying girls versus boys. Girls versus men. Girls versus men. You know what? Men versus bitches. What team do you want to be? Pick the colors. Red. No, I want to be red. What? Why? I'm already wearing red. You guys are wearing black. You can be on either team. You look like Mario. Who's Mario? Today we are making Apple pies. Apple pies! And the best tasting and the best decorated one wins. But I think Nick wants to cook normal food first. Because he looks like he's running out of... He's not even paying attention. I'm 2 seconds first by here. Um... This is gonna be bad. This is gonna be really good. Have you ever made an apple pie before? Nope. What about you, Mies? Nope. Are you guys ready to get rolling? Do you ever have their coffee? Is everyone juiced up? Apple pie. This only takes 30 minutes. I have a big chunk of hair in my clothes. Wait. Wait a minute, Milena. Pies take 3 hours. With the dough, yeah. We have the dough. Good luck on your 3 hour fucking bacon, boys. How do you have the dough already? I don't. What is that? It's the dough. You roll it out. Like a big cigarette. It says 3-minute prep. I don't understand. Am I an idiot? So all you have to do is make the filling. You get it now? Yeah. Let's do it. What? What is that? Rolling papers. I don't like the way this feels. One minute. Prepare, clean up your counter. I wish there was more veins in it. It's kind of weird. It's kind of... You are responsible for the apples. Wash the apples. Take the stickers off, whatever. Core them, slice them thinly. Peel first. Wait a minute. That's not fair. We don't have that bowl. Get your own fucking bowl in there. This is so annoying. We don't even live here. Who let you into this house? You opened the door for me, so I slipped in. Do the peeler. I can't bend over. Someone bend over and get this. This guy is sitting down. You want to do the apples, S-Fan? Yeah, of course. So whatever Minks is doing, copy her. Minks just peel them into here on the counter. S-Fan has peeled them into there on the counter. Can I start? She's shooting. It said one minute. A minute has been up. She said start in one minute. Can you juggle? No, I can't juggle. How do you juggle a three? Just a minute until we start. That was the border. She's putting electrical tape down. Make the Norwegian's building. Should we wash these first? I already washed mine, so yes, you should wash them. Unless you're dirty. You can peel them into here on here. Can you fucking not do that? Stop touching the line. Why don't you do it right? You see that mansplaining? Why don't you fucking shit? Don't touch it. You are on your side. You get Dr. Point if you fucking come over. I can't hear you. They're wet, aren't they? They're wet. You wonder why I never get sick? Because I never wash my hands. That's true though. I like that too. What do you mean you don't wash your hands? Never in my 30 years I wash my hands. Unless I accidentally pee or poop on my hands. Yeah, yeah. My mom peels apples with a knife. Then peel it with a knife. I don't want to do those injuries. That's very parasocial. I'm a reverse parasocial angel. Side angle guys, everyone prepare for the side angle. Nice. So we need six cups of apples. I think that might be six cups, no? My family has manual bars. So Nick had to learn how to do it to get to McDonald's. So it was like a fight, a flight thing. You know? Let's get nice up close and personal view of S-Fan. S-Fan has very delicate fingers guys. Very precise fingers. Is this at one point consensually? That's wrong with you. I'm kidding. No, you won't. Wait, why are you getting an apple peel? Waste not want not. We went through the famine. Wait, this is ungreased pie pan by the way. Wait, apples are kind of good though. Is it good? The skin? It's good. You dip it in sugar, it makes it better. That's what we used to eat in Ireland. To not waste apple pies. It's not a joke. If we were good, our parents would give us apple peels. They're just putting the slices directly. It says it. What else are we supposed to do? It says, gently mix the ingredients spoon into crust and pie plate top of second crust. It makes the apples into the ingredients. Is that right? It doesn't look as bad now, but look about. Is that right? Oh no. It says more apples. I don't want to cut anymore. If you come near our apples, Nick after she works so hard on them Get out. Take this off, you don't deserve it. Get out. You're fired. Meese, go help them. Get this back. I don't want to go back now. It's fine. Jesus. My fucking face. Those are ours. Why can't you share this a little bit? You want your crust back now? There's no pubes on my face. What are you doing? What are they doing? We only have one of these, man. We need more apples. We gotta go. We need more apples. Can you cut these up? Do it again. Where's that fucking slicer at? Fuck your work. What? You can't do that here. She's Irish, it's fine. Why? Nick, she's gonna do it to Nick. Stop. Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. Things happen in this country. Stop. You can't fit me. You're a Minecraft castle. Hard, bruh. S-Fan. Put it in the oven. Bro. We had this. It looks like the dead bodies under a blanket. Take it out. Like this, last step. S-Fan, put the foil on it. Like that. You see how it wraps underneath it? And in the middle part. The middle part's gonna be open. Pull, pull. I mean, I can't. It's gonna fall off. Just like this. Nope, too much. Don't put it on the counter. Guess what? These are still about when you cut counters. They're quartz counters. They can swit stand up to 500 between 5 and 9. 900 degrees. Watch your hands. Thanks, Ed. It's not over, look. It has to leave the middle part exposed. After you open it, it's doing fine. Make sure. Guys, hearts for everyone here. Thanks for coming, S-Fan. Thanks for being here. Milena, you were amazing. As always. I'm great, too, right? No. Thanks for coming, Nick. Thank you.