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That's right, although there was other candidates, I think Dynlad, Trump and Joe, Joe Bligeon, I was picked as a right-in. So I'm going to be your president from now on, so oops, ah, President Hurti, good to see the people are already protesting, make love not war, that's not going to fly in my administration. Okay so this is 20 years ago, it's your birthday and your mother hasn't called you yet. Wine is nasty, politicians are trying to keep babbling, honey can we go home your wife says. I'm networking, I can't, she looks at you with resentment in her eyes, I'm tired of you she says. So am I, you reply instinctively, you are now divorced, okay, well this is escalating quickly, I have to change myself first before becoming president, I'm going to buy a new car and just after that you make a decision, you will run for presidency and I got it. Wow and this and Kashkai at a low APR and becoming president, what a great few years. Why is this game so depressing? I just told my mom that basically I don't want to talk and then she hung up and this is her last conversation before she passes away, I just want to be president and say like nuke that country, Ireland won't fight back, get him, I thought the whole game was just going to be me clicking about how I'm disappointing everyone in my life, I wanted that I just live my normal life, we must make sure that we win the second term, wait but I thought we just did it. I'm so confused, they signed advice president, do you not even have a name? Oh secret room that's what you want, oh my god who was in there, he's just him running out. Happy new year Mr President, how are you doing? I just read the exact same thing, what does that even mean? Alright, okay I think the situation is I've done three years, I need to do one more year of being president and then seek re-election, I just call the re-election crap and he doesn't like it. Alright let's focus on the military, I want to invade Ireland, they're up to no good over there. I'm pretty sure he's a cardboard cutout, I think they just put a cardboard cutout in my office and I'm just talking to that. Oh yeah he was cardboard, he turned around and out he goes. Ah emails, who reads emails anymore? Back off, news, okay that's not good news at all. How to talk, C.C. Smart, yes click, click, click please, why doesn't it work? Okay the climate issues are completely locked due to the narrative choices, I guess somebody does not care about that. He cares about conflict, that's the only thing I can actually do. Global domination plan, yes I want to get there, but for now, sleepy time, I take over the world tomorrow. Oh no go away, I don't want to talk to you, I want to go on my laptop. All this turtle on the planet starts swearing, we should probably nuke him. Josh tipped to his head a bit, dropped his carrot and then quite clearly said the word shit, probably found out I'm president, sadly soon after that Josh died. Maybe that's why he cursed then, some good last words, last word. All right I'm gonna learn about threat elimination, reptilian photos, why do I have a folder called that? What's the password? I'm the president, I should know about these things. All right come in, cardboard caught out, what have you got to say? Okay this guy has a plan to shoot missiles at Taiwan and then we'll shoot down the missiles to prove that we can shoot down missiles, great idea let's do it. Are we getting anything in return? I guess if we wanted to display his strength we could get them to return the favor and nuke us back. Yeah that sounds promising, wait I didn't know they had nukes, they don't, at least not officially but we could sell them some for the express purpose of firing them back at us, yeah that's something to consider. That man is a lunatic, sorry that cardboard caught out is a lunatic, all right launch missiles for them to intercept, nah launch missiles and sell them some nukes so they can retaliate, yes. Here we go, oh my god, meanwhile everyone in Europe is like ooh fireworks, oh yeah look there you go fireworks show of a lifetime, our European allies will be very happy with that, new messages arrive in your email, probably everyone in Europe congratulating me, oh no wait it's from Trev, yo man I see yourself in the car you bought after you and your wife split for good but to be honest that car looks hella shitty and rusted so I could pay no more to Tucci, I mean yes, wait do mean as hell agreeable toxic, call him toxic you think I'm stupid or what, that car is legendary piece of art, FFS, it made me happy truly happy, Tucci is maybe your mama's worth that's all I can say, no respect to you Mr. Prez Send, oh okay Trevor we're all good, that was fun I liked nuking people, can I do it again? Ireland, where are ya, nukum, nukum, I can't just nukum for no reason, all right I'll find a reason soon good morning Mr. President it's been two weeks the new year already, how are you doing? Fantastic I love launching nukes, my New Year's resolution will be becoming stronger and more because then I would never bend under pressure okay last man standing is my quest that's very fitting but this is just to get our military stronger I'm sure I can do that, do you want to build a snowman? No I want to build a military that's capable of taking over the world, I can guess I could build a snowman first, oh well now's the time for it can ya nukes snow, and if all my citizens are cardboard they're gonna get all soggy we're talking about memes now I love memes, this adventure is coming and I did not believe them, what a fool I was sir I think that was a meme, not an actual prediction a meme, what's that? a funny picture consisting of both truth and joke I like memes, everyone's dying from the snowstorm and I'm like yay memes we do not want Americans to turn into polar bears so what I propose we should invest no, I like polar bears, all right fine I'll make some choices, I'll try and save some people what is just screech gonna be? oh I don't tweet, it's screech the White House is secured and soon the rest of the country will be as well do not open windows though, no wouldn't my fireplace is nicely cracking and my hands are now warming up I suggest you like, no I just really love polar bears, maybe oh dear citizen, I'm freezing as well don't die please, you're such a screech ah that's my work done for the day can I go sleep now? one tweet is about all I can do in a day this person's blaming me that his wife and child died from the cold let's reply to him, heartless listen moron, I'm not your dad and I don't have to take care of you or keep you warm you're grown man who let his family die in a freaking snowstorm therefore you're a goddamn waste of space that's all I have to say not your president ha ha ha, oh my god ha ha ha ha boy, I hope I get re-elected oh my god, he was just drunk and that was actually snowmen out of this backyard okay, well you know what, I'm glad I berated him now oh there's another event, let's see what's happening gorillas are targeting our local oil reserves I say we take the war to them let's go gang, come on yep, that looks promising oh no, someone's knocking they're only an angry aren't they oh, he's just saying the Super Bowl is coming okay, I like you, you don't care if I started attacking other countries for no reason wait, he's giving me an opportunity to be in an ad in the Super Bowl? yes, I'll be the actor he was like, you could just let the director take care of it but I'm like, no, I want to be the star I'm gonna have to screech about this, I'm excited there we go, screw football wanna see the real game? join me on Super Bowl Sunday and watch the best spot ever Super Bowl ad, your president, screech that everyone's really excited about it oh wait, an interview? I'm tired, no feel like talking no, no, I want this interview what, American sport in general, what should I do? I can't see all the answers what do you think of the American football in particular? it's lame yeah, people will love that I support the hyenas I don't think that's even the team, is it? that'll make a good article I need to get this to unlock my global domination plan we'll go this way wait, what did I even invest in? foreign influence budget okay, that helps too, that's nice congratulations, you're the 100,000 visitor acclaim my prize all you have to do is confirm the shipping payment yes, confirm do I win? I think I just got the White House hacked yes, I completed my New Year's resolution of last man standing I don't know what I did I need to go to war, I guess that was probably it yes, military footholds yes, study that, perfect do I want to go to the Super Bowl or stay here? I don't wanna watch it at all okay, I give up fine, everyone didn't like that oh, we won the war yeah, I forgot I started one alright, nevermind end of day, go sleep the stock market plummeted oh no who is this? just tell me, bro, you good? angry what the hell is your problem, man? you don't know me so why do you wanna know if I'm good? maybe I'm great, eff you eff you, do dog are you saying Jesus? are you signing it off as Jesus? cause that's important the military is just going fantastic and look, I got a little star on the map that's just lovely I like to think that's just hanging up behind him and he's got little smiley face stickers yeah, I did a good job oh no, I need to prepare for re-election already America needs someone strong as its ruler let's release like an advert of me lifting heavy things oh, press conference, okay, I'm ready oh my god, so many cardboard figures in one room yes, you sir, in the beanie how's this year been for you so far? ignore would you call the vice president your friend? ignore um, what would you do if you chose it for second term? ignore what are the biggest challenges for a country? ignore how do you describe your presidency with one word? successful are you sure you're not too old? ignore nervous before the no, ignore would you like to say something? ignore you stay in touch with your ex-wife? no next please your result poor? what? I'll just ignore that too one more sleep and I'll unlock my global domination plan wait the judgment day oh no wait, I'm in a plane and there's a crisis at least it's not on the plane of a fear of flying that would be scary alright, there's a crisis over here there's been a drastic shift of power in Kenya and their new president refused to acknowledge the preferential trade agreement his criticism signed with the US let's just negotiate a new deal or nullify the agreement and encourage them to pull out of Kenya I wanted to go to war well, I didn't respect the deal I backed out of Kenya Kenya, believe it? this guy's trying to give me advice and I'm just like I am the best president stop offending me I am always right are you my parent or what? can we just chill it? I have a bad feeling about the convention I don't care this is your moment to shine okay you open your mouth I like polar bears suddenly everything fades to silence you see? that's how I get attention anyway I still need to tell you there's a void in your head you feel dizzy excuse me I have to go I didn't get the nomination for my party the disposable president I got an achievement that's it? what about my remaining 100 days? I didn't even get to talk about my plan for global domination alright press conference time again let's try and do it better bean boy give me a it's a beanie boy but bean boy give me a softball question there we go your result awesome there we go turns out not just standing up there and going as they're trying to ask me questions works a lot better now please choose me to run for re-election I faked my way to the 100 day mark oh no it's giving me the same options you know you speak Jewish but cannot stop oh no they're not gonna pick me again it's Harrod being president why can't I just be a king? okay amazing this time I have an option to actually have a strategy great when it comes to international affairs since I know quite a lot of business okay Kevin don't say I really like polar bears don't say I really like polar bears wait what is this? this didn't happen last time an executive order oh I don't know if I should do this beforehand I don't want to mess anything up oh no I've messed up my signature alright we'll just bring it over here and then we'll do cursive kevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv some lowercase some uppercase letters and we'll put in a little smiley face here as well that's part of the signature a little Nike logo just for you know just do it that does not look like a Nike logo a sun shining down on our glorious presidency and this little man who is voting for me and he's also happy because he's voting for me and he's he's a Cyclops there we go except they're just like I guess sir I don't think you can get your toddler childs to sign these for you no that was me me the president of the United States that signed that alright let's end the day and just hell no mr president I don't feel so good what is this what why did I get through it okay good I got through it thank god okay my parody must have picked me I guess a reelection on the horizon yes okay great I have a chance here oh god a medical checkup oh no this isn't good please don't put a needle in me you'll find out that my blood is basically kfc gravy this is just a formality but please sir tell me how are you feeling should I be honest and say I'm generally in pain why is he saying I have a headache stomach ache and everything ache don't be honest with this man have you ever woken up and did not know where you were why do I have to say yes sometimes or oh god yes you often feel weak like you could lose consciousness or have you ever actually fainted I feel like fainting right now wait oh my god a memory test I didn't realize am I don't know oh that's correct okay thank god I will come back to work and forget all about it long live the denial that's not what you say to a doctor your grandson wants an autograph oh of course it's got like the sun on it and the men voting and everything oh I actually get to sign it I get to do another one the righteous music playing and then I give him a letter saying I will kill your dad see I don't know if I'll get a second term like do I get to play as a second term because if so I want to play it safe now and then in the new term start my global domination but if I don't get to do that I I want to start my global domination now maybe I'll just keep doing this for diplomacy and then I'll move to my global domination plan but all due respect you need to stop alienating your voter base what am I doing to alienate them it's about the music sir what the music is pissing them off oh my they want to know what music I listen to that's what you care about I'm here trying to plan global domination or like do you like jazz my heart is so full of music I bleed sounds and notes on many occasions okay no that won't go well with the doctor report that's going to come in saying that I feel like fainting at any second there we go music is a beautiful thing some songs even bring tears to my eyes have you ever listened to smash mouth I only cry when you screech mr prize okay we got this done let's focus on global domination now I haven't read my emails in four years honestly I'm surprised more people don't email me since I seem to just give it out to people random people are just emailing me about their you know daughter and wife dying in the backyard how do you do fellow kids oh damn it did I not relate to them with my music wait how did beanie bro get in here yo yo yo mr prez what's up big homie all right he's my music advisor apparently I need rapper pop let's get some rap up in here beanie oh my god the economy just sank why oh something happened that was bad and now bad things they'll blame me it's not my fault I'm just the president I just sit here all day oh god we have someone committing fraud in our administration I don't need this right now I really don't wait you the man from the plane I'm firing this man I don't know if he did anything or not but even the accusation without any evidence has deeply offended me out you go I can get global domination yes oh no I just started my global domination plan and then it came up new developments in Germany require your urgent attention it's not something you ever want to hear oh no it's just the terrorists that's fine we'll leave the Germans deal with them they'll be fine I want global domination who is calling me on my phone I guess after four years of emailing you finally decided to pick up the phone oh god that was a journalist and this whole scandal of that guy cheating money out of the government is ruining my reputation I just want global domination I have nothing to do with fraud good morning sir I see that you're busy so I'll try not to take too much of your time thanks I appreciated that I'll get to the point then it's about the global domination plan it's been making some major waves among the people privy to the details even my guys like can't say I blame them why have you ordered us to work on this plan what's our end game both me and many others are confused about this okay so the bars up the top show what boosts I'm going to get and since my military and I think diplomacy is already so high I'm going to talk about this one to get a boost to our industry I'm just muttering like excellent as he walks out sorry sir did you say something as I walked out no oh no he's got his hands on his hips he's pissed off some boring thing about security I don't care about that oh wait I have to make the decision on it scanning all the subway passengers heck that there we go fuck that reject oh no I'm in a briefcase is here now it's my doctor okay sorry the memory ain't too good dog how is your grandson doing he's good no god I can't do it wait what oh my god is something wrong I'm dying anti oh my god I've had a brain aneurysm oh my god having an aneurysm is not a death sentence people can live with it for a long time but only if they avoid stress and live peacefully what are you trying to say doc you cannot run for re-election this could kill you and if you are not willing to resign the parity the nation even I will not allow you to continue no global domination get out of here like honestly why would you give me that bad news and immediately saying how you probably shouldn't be re-elected like could you not just give me a moment to process this information oh I forgot I have to manage my cabinet where's the guy who got me in trouble this guy can we get rid of him there we go he's fired where's sandals even in winter you're in oh wait what about this one I wish I had hair like hers yeah you're in cool hair maybe it's best I don't get re-elected the way I make my decisions sorrow endings no that's not a title of a chapter I want to hear about oh it's a fucking lightning storm outside am I about to die oh what is it now it's my ex-wife are you serious why did you divorce me um I wish why never mind okay good talk you cannot be present anymore then it's gonna kill you you have to quit this unlocked saying it's not fair I don't know how I did this but let me pick this one I've been thinking how would you feel if I visited you one day when you're already retired I sure I'd love to that be nice after the global domination no one's knocking no one wants to talk to me anymore could I just nuke someone for all time sake please they're like all right go on yay I just started launching the nukes election day fall is finally here look at that at least I'm leaving the country with the strongest military possible and a solid plan for global domination they're talking about the vice president and the chief of staff is like do you know that he never rides a car without a head protection so he just drives around in a helmet isn't that dangerous I need to do a speech drag intro here this is how my president ends with thunderous applause put that as my intro I got happy ending global domination all right well we launched some nukes we achieved global domination well at least we've a plan for it I feel like that went well if you want to vote for me again be sure to hit the subscribe button but for now I'll just say hope you enjoyed appreciate as always and I hope to see you next time bye for now