 Whoa This chick's got a tattoo on her hand. That's like the worst place possible to put a tattoo Usually people do the hand like after their arms are completely covered But she like went right for the hand because her arm is like completely untouched nice She's a bartender. She's a 33 year old bartender She's got to have the sexual appetite of like an elephant seal or some shit Female bartenders in my experience are the loosest chicks on the planet. It kind of makes you wonder Did she really need to create a tinder? I'm pretty sure she's not starving for lays, right? Nothing screams out slut like a tinder bong rip picture, right? And you'd be surprised how much of these 420 bong pictures there are and it's the chicks and It's kind of like that wine glass trend 420 and chill they always put that and you know what that means Looking for a bar, buddy warning. I break hearts and I hurt pockets. Oh, I bet you do chick. I really bet you do Ever see a fat cowgirl with a knuckle tattoo? Well you have today. Is that a cupcake on her wrist? I'm pretty sure this was taken in wine country somewhere She looks like she was totally prepared for this snapshot, right? She's probably having a cigarette right in between her glasses of wine or whatever Whoever the account belongs to it's got to be the bigger chick. That's what I'm guessing But you know now that I look at it the bigger chick Kind of has a prettier face. So I guess it's a draw I'm pretty sure she's dressed like this because of the corona virus I'm sure that she thinks that this leather trench coat is a protective layer somehow. That's probably what she's thinking These alcoholic beverage glass pictures are like flooding tinder. Okay, it's like seriously like every fourth pick It's either like a glass of wine or a margarita or something And if it's not a glass of something it's a can of seltzer Chicks freakin love their seltzers Seltzers are easily putting beer companies out of business. So thanks a lot chicks Warning thicker slash chubbier than you probably expected. Oh trust me. We're prepared for it. We're way ahead of you chick How the hell do these chicks that live in like China or Japan, how do they get my feed? Seriously, I have my radius of like a 50 miles. They must be really good at hacking this stuff. I'm guessing Why would you take a picture with Pikachu? It's not like it's some sort of world-renowned landmark or something. It's just a stuffed animal in the bar. Oh You gotta love the coat shirt, right? All right, so she was a college cheerleader I mean if you were a college cheerleader and you never managed to get married or knocked up in your 20s Then something must be big time wrong with you. Okay, like damn Whoa 52 years old Okay, Tinder should like seriously have a cut-off line Like maybe say like age 45 or something and you got to keep in mind that she's probably lying about her age, too She's probably more like 62 instead of 52. She just doesn't want to look like a loser with all the 21-year-olds on here I guess damn Jesus Christ. Oh Nice. Yeah, this was my favorite one. Is that a tattoo of a dick on her arm? Is that seriously an erect penis? Because if it is Holy shit You see There's a reason why she's wearing a loose baggy shirt in this picture. There's a big big reason If she didn't have a belly on her She would be in a two-piece bikini right there Trust me on that. Not only is this another container of wine pick, but it's the whole damn box Aren't those like 699 at riot eight or something? Ah Another wine glass picture and this time she's taking it on a motor vehicle Well, good luck with that shit