 Yeah Make sure you go on YouTube and subscribe to the 85 South show make sure you go on all social media and follow the 85 South show You guys are witnessing greatness in here tonight, y'all Another white woman right there We bout to have some fun no every nigga in here got a gun Is a trap all these niggas distract all these niggas All these niggas All these niggas I said Chico he nigga got crack and they suck They stop She got a one I see it right that bitch walking like this. Hold on. Don't take no pigs. What a big girl that is here fuck that shit Oh Say fuck that shit It's a good pussy out of that gun It's a good pussy out of that gun. Hey, it's a good pussy Don't stop. I live between it. She got titties on her back. It tastes like bacon This You ain't all you ain't all the China you ain't all the China been right Oh They argue with the usher over here Ain't never seen them go get the usher for the See Somebody tell auntie how we're gonna backwards Miss you Harriet Thank you for He would test it he couldn't make it a nigga drunk right now Shout out to all the ladies that fucked up your knee trying to pop lock and drop it when you were younger That shit still hurt The niggas in the back that they safe but they not I bet you won't What you won't do What you want do mama I say mama gonna get me clean then cook a nigga pot of greens Then mama gonna get me clean then cook a nigga pot of greens. Thank you Yeah You gotta be careful in the crowd in St. Louis these niggas as gangsters out here It might be a nigga from the dub in the crowd. I'm gonna leave that nigga alone. I know you dub niggas is in here What's up G? Hey, look at it. Hey, I ain't trying to be me. You look like the old Chico bean What's up? I ain't trying to be me. You look like the old Chico bean Chico the further you get the niggas up top can't see they like way you go. All right, fucker. Yeah, just come on back They can't see you Who niggas out there like yeah, I still see your dad right there. I didn't go follow them again. They're real. Hey mama I'm beyond so look this I say Louis. They gonna hit man mama right there. I say Louis mama in the building Y'all got y'all tickets yesterday like shit then y'all Yeah, damn now. I gotta get back up. What's up? Oh, gee Super You came forward in there. Come on Chico. You got it back back. Don't do it Boy, if you were to slip they would have never forgave you in this bitch Y'all wonder nigga to fall dirty motherfuckers like your shirts, baby shit look good That's what it is. They got them made at the mall Y'all have a seat. I know you're Welcome to the 85 South show Hold up, hold up, hold up, big man. Where you going? Excuse me when you're going right here, right here I thought he had to get through some people I'm about to say Look a big man stretching out in here with the all-white on looking like a paper towel roll. That's what it is Ain't gonna spill nothing Looking like a new pillow a Good a cop for the big a cop for the Look at them for right there in the in the boxes right there. What type of BIP sees them here Some shit happy y'all niggas tough stupid Yeah, this is the stifle theater this bitch old dinner motherfucker in the inside This shit look good on the outside and look new on the outside This is the this way Abraham Lincoln got shot at on the inside though I was trying to promote the show. I said this type of these niggas corrected me and said it was stifle It's stifle. Is it stifle or stifle? It's stifle. Yeah, yeah, it's been stifled today. Fuck that. I don't give a fuck It's been stifled for two weeks. What you ate? I'm at the stifle. Fuck you man We're in St. Louis man. A lot of motherfuckers don't know about St. Louis St. Louis one of the realest cities in the fucking world St. Louis is a gangsta ass city listen Everywhere I go motherfuckers be talking about the most gangsta cities I'm like nigga you better put St. Louis on that list It's the only city you can go over a girl house and her mama baby be asleep Her baby be asleep and her sister baby be asleep all on the same bed all on the same floor on the same bed I focus ain't lose you better not stop in the red light. I'll tell you that nope But it keep going everybody running red lights. We like nigga you better do what they do shit. I Got partners from St. Louis nigga he nigga took me over to Bashaun high school nigga that motherfucker is surrounded by the projects I'm like me who go here like all these niggas. Oh It's dangerous out here st. Louis Hey, St. Louis niggas a trick you to it don't matter who this nigga is you try to take you to the most dangerous part of the city Just say this shit. Are you good you with me? I don't know your St. Louis reputation. You can be a nigga that every nigga in St. Louis want to fight And then you know I asked cuz I'm over here with you Hey, you know why I thought was St. Louis though Even though they gangsters hair there still show they true colors. They real talk walk into that scam ring Nick Can't stand niggas in that one fucker Know my I know my St. Louis history nigga that skate King was just as dangerous as the streets It's a couple of niggas in here with a bullet in them right now from the skate King Got shot or the nigga on some skates that that nigga go right there That's not the spin, bro They is checking tickets. Look at this nigga Come here. Yeah, you'll see oh we back here She tried to steal the seat cuz she by herself bitch you got caught Hey great Walker a top and I think a little he like you outside, man You'll see it's actually in the car St. Louis man. Y'all show love and St. Louis this proof. Y'all fuck with y'all Y'all history the man like I personally feel like St. Louis didn't produce some of the best music just if they've nearly alone I only nigga like first of all, I know y'all might feel a little different cuz y'all from here Y'all know the nigga but from a nigga that's from somewhere else when I heard that country grandma nigga a lot of people Turned the radio version and they know that gangster shit. Nelly was kicking on there. I'm going down down, baby Yo, street in a rainbow street sweeper, baby cock ready to let it go when I heard that shit I said nigga them niggas is doing drive-bys and Range Rover's in St. Louis We do drive-bys and four torces and pony-axes shit Don't you know, I never knew what he said right now. We always only heard the radio version I'm going down now, baby. Yo, street in a railroad That nigga was talking some gangsta shit. This one made me fuck with St. Louis what when that nigga nearly said I'm a sucker for cornrows and manicure I Say you want better he said that was pedicures, but they get manicures on they feet my nigga I want to fuck with that. That's sophisticated. Right. This is walking around with fingerprints on a toenail Shit, I want to say Louis bitch. They get manicured toes say little Cool to sing on the track. Oh, yeah, Nelly. Let you know how gates of the St. Louis women was on that song My boo will go and work the avenue my boo will fuck you up if I ask the two I'm like, damn this bitch a go prostitute and be the nigga up. I need a St. Louis But she is not gonna let me fail. But what about hot in here though? Oh, it's getting high in here So what don't take off all your clothes then it'll be said I am getting so high I want to take my clothes Tractor now, you know what that is because it's really hot as a motherfucker in St. Louis They would sweat like a bitch. It's a different type of heat here nigga. Y'all niggas and saying Louis That's why y'all so aggressive that nigga cold Unless you're gonna do it. Yep He but the thing about the country grandma album is so dope to me is that he laid out what it's like to be a street Nigga and make it out the street, right? You know, I mean he really put that and people that listen to the album They thought that commercial shit fuck that that's one of the greatest albums ever made because he put That nigga put on for y'all That was for his homeboy that was a gangster that was Wasting bandages. This is a nigga who ain't gonna never get his credit though. The nigga with the mask Yeah, the niggas who was doing the spider-man with no spider-man webs. He's just behind Nellie He's gonna be turned out That niggas a legend for real. Oh my goodness You know, I met that nigga, bro. Oh, the nigga with the mask. Hell yeah Did he had a man so I'm gonna write up on me. He was like by fuck with you I was like by appreciate. He said you remember me. I was like hell now. He was like He was like, I was in the same little tits. You don't look at that. I'm like, really? Okay, you don't know why don't like that was I remember you but he was like, I'm the nigga with the mask I was like Oh Real man that nigga Nellie says it feels strange now making a living on my brain instead of came now I got the title from my mama put the whip in my own name now like nigga That's some gangster shit right there. His mama had his car for years. He was like, I made it mama Let me get that bill out your name. I think I had a nigga wrote a song For another chick to tell him that he loved himself Love you. He's like, yeah sign it This that video right there let you know that Nellie wanted a coldest niggas ever he had a bitch text to him from a spreadsheet Yep He damn so did he did damn so did he did coldest shit now They ever said though got a room at Trump Tower just a hip of three hours kicked a bitch about the room because she used the word But the fucked up part DC is it wasn't he is evil, but he still put the bitch out It's a hotel nigga. That ain't your own evil. Yes, it is It was over some pettish it that really was there though. Like you want me to warm my food up. Hold up. Wait a goddamn man What the fuck did you say? I? Will prove bitch ain't no hour. It's your shit in my shit Saint Louis my security in the cut like some shit gonna pop off. I ain't shit gonna pop off I ain't gonna do shit, but duck behind that curtain. Here they go And they got a walker talking on his chest Ricky you owe me fifty dollars. I told you wouldn't go last long Look at the other white security guards. He started running till I'm they done started We didn't fuck with you said look at her. She had him a gun like here take it take the pistol hurry up Take it, you know, they're strapped. This is the Lou She's crazy got all these niggas in here. I know they nervous just a little bit just a little bit ain't shit Violin got to have me two niggas to jump up and start battling and they'll be like what the fuck are we supposed to do now? Somebody right now to get on start crumpling nigga That's the last time I came to St. Louis. I know the gun laws was what they was here I was at the little comedy club doing shows and shit after the comedy show. I'm like man They ain't nobody strapped. He was like, yeah, everybody nigga the waitresses The security the cooks all them nigga like hell. Yeah, I just got this one right here It's a hot point, but it got all the bullets in it nigga. It's still a shoot You I don't trust no nigga with a hot point. This is his first time I don't understand why you about it. You should save up to be a better criminal You run the chance of shooting your goddamn self with a hot point You ain't gonna shoot shit with a hot point. That motherfucker is not gonna go off click Hop on loud if you a good scare on that motherfucker do it that That's the only bullet that's gonna come out that motherfucker to sound like you hit one of them drums They play at a birthday party boo-boo You got three in the chamber? Yeah, I had a one-party. He would never do that. He just shooting up. They don't give a fuck about man He ain't trying to fight no man Nigga nigga that nigga like it's a stupid ass in the car man like to be around other people's guns Why not cuz any nigga in here whoever seen another nigga gun will tell you that bitch look Big as hell when it's in his hand It should look like that nigga got a cannon Who don't start and this bitch out? I like to tell my people. Hey, man. Just handle your business out here, man Just stay safe You do God's they scrap low cuz I can't trust nothing these women are out here sucking on cucumbers you fuck around to get That shit crazy they fucking the vegetables up bitch you putting all that Ebola shit on that damn cucumber Oh, I just don't like how niggas is overlooking other shit You didn't see that yellow spit at the end of the cucumber that bitch got the flu. That's your fuck with her That was a mucus of snow. That was not sexy to me. I'm sorry. I'm like me You know how many hands that been on that cucumber you could tell that bitch was sucking the shit out Fuck dick like that. She ain't got no bad teeth And I would definitely say I see once you suck in that bitch had cavities. I said bitch You need to do that to the same way you know what no, I don't want no bitch suck on my dick now my dick smell like Caesar salad I'm like bitch. Why my dick smell like a Caesar salad. Hey, man. You go get Come back and tell you some shit like yeah, you got no STD, but you got ginger by this all up The dip your dick is a blistering for three weeks Oh doing all that. I'm gonna tell you something bitch. You got the greatest head pussy be dry Look at some of the same That's how she want to do it. Give you a hand. I don't want to give you a hand. I'll bet you high on something you hide and something See what that pussy feel like stop taking the women that suck dick I ain't got wet pussy is murderous. That's what come with them. No bitch is gonna try look at her See they get the murderers up top bitch a good shit out you Man Purpose cuz he know he trying to hide it from me like bitch get up to top ain't nobody finish eat this good pussy That time the music off. This is serious business. Hey fellas grown man You remember when you was 20 you could fuck all night. Yeah You remember that's it. A lot of men came fuck all night no more if you want to go back to the days Well, you can fuck all night. I know the people at bluetooth.com and they have given me a promo code So me and my partners can goddamn go get the blue chew pills and fuck these women all night long Cuz that's what they want these days Go to bluetooth.com and use the code 85 self-show and get you a discount on your chewable Blue chew calm pills cuz they good and they get make your meat get hard harder Not saying that nobody's lagging in that department, but I'm saying if you want to hit her with the rock Hit her with the motherfucking rock Go to bluetooth.com use the promo code 85 stop now I'm not saying that this is FDA approved or nothing, but you experiment with shit all the time Why wouldn't you want to experiment with blue chew that color if you gotta look and you have problems getting it up? Here's what you need to do blue chew blue chew Go get you some Said blue chew Com and go get you some gonna make love to your lady Come on y'all a four long long time and hit her with that would swear to God I ain't lying. It's a sexual stimulant and make your meat get hard It's a sexual stimulant and make your meat get hard All the good pussy's up there at the very top. Yep My bad Let me find some I'm gonna show you look she do she might do she got the Bluetooth around her neck the whole Headset she got the T-Mobile headset And she got the little belt with the little purse on the belt. Yeah, that's some good pussy right there Ladies how you know if you got good pussy Nigga tell you he miss you soon as he hit a lot of y'all think y'all got good pussy and a nigga just needed a place to stay That's really nigga making you think that pussy good as a motherfucker living in that house. I get the smoke in your house. Yeah, I Ain't never get to smoke in nobody house. I love you Nigga tell the bitch anything we can smoke at the crib What's that know you got good pussy put your hand up? Hello, it ain't enough hands it ain't another She I believe her cuz she raised her head like she was great testify You know she got some she got a whole head skin right here. Yeah, right here right here both side. Yeah, and she got two flaps Yep, she ain't bullshit She better believe she sound I believe she do the little nerd right here She got a little sweater on in the summertime. Yeah, she ain't bullshit with no button. She just keep pulling it together I don't do this She got them little soft shoes. They look like pills. Yeah, you know them little shoes you slip on they look like pills Yeah, yeah, she keep fixing that bitch She got I know all the ladies in here with them with them thong flip-flops from old Navy. That's some good pussy, too They would this the slip-on ones you're using the shot when you're in jail. They're gonna good pussy women right there So I'm I ain't gonna lie Ladies who are Uber drivers? Oh Oh How did you find that up that bitch been sitting down all day? That's just You got to be a hell of a nigga to be asking for a ride and some pussy at the same time You can't you in the dough you got two strikes already Ain't no you can tell what I want to give you some pussy cuz I keep looking at you in a review mirror like What you doing when I let you go bitch find another No Ladies I'll tell you one of the ways you can do if you got some good pussy if a nigga put it in and think about it after he did it Oh, I that's what we doing. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Talk your shit. He got Talk your shit put their head in that motherfucker pussy. You like oh, I know not yet. All right. I wasn't ready for that one I got some snap on it. You know ladies, you know, it's good if a nigga slide in and he moaned like a bitch. Oh Look at mama look at mama right there mama say, yeah What are you doing mama? You've been making this a nasty fellas, you know that she good cuz your ass done locked up It went for your toes you'll be always in there don't think that don't think that just cuz Carlos said that don't think that Sometimes a nigga could have pulled it too. Oh shit I had to get that one. Yeah You sick, man Mama right there where I know you ain't bullshit mama. You probably be fucking young niggas, don't you probably hit a young nigga to meet In the ladies room Be back real soon. Uh-huh. She only fuck niggas name Melvin. She like these that Any nigga that drive a truck to work work with his hand linemen's four minutes niggas who do acts work Type mm-hmm. She the cat woman type trying to be all six and shit doing full play burn a nigga with candles and shit It'd be hard to fuck a old lady because you can't focus this business got cornbread fresh bacon and oven while you trying to fuck You like this cornbread smell good. Oh, how long is gonna be on that cornbread? Shit is them greens Y'all like four play I Like the hood shit. I like a project bitch. We're like pull the Hennessy off my titty. I Can't do for play. I'm too freaky. I'm ready for I can't do it. Don't kiss me Fuck around busting that don't do it Don't hit I'm done. I Don't think that I don't think these young city girls like for play They these motherfuckers want to fuck the goddamn Gucci mane and shit like turn that slow shit off But on boost it you like me not trying to fuck you to know boost it miss my hip this baby What he's saying What is that missus All right for play on two freaking I be ready for that. I'm telling I'm just excited Don't kiss me don't kiss me look out of bus the nut. I'm gone. It's done You're the bus in that off the kids man listen. I'm freaked out. I can imagine me fucking if you kissing me don't do it But you've been kissing for 30 minutes. Don't don't kiss me already How you doing? Hey you good what you do for a living G? That nigga said uh Don't need my answer. He's a collectible. He looked like he could let you Might be the police The police he got a bald head and just a mustache that nigga work for that nigga look just like mr. You got a friend in me You're a park ranger I think go home and take all this shit off goddamn this nose was killing me tonight Whoo, I told you it was the police his nose was killing. I got to wear my other nose Police one look it look like he got the vest on right now. You the police Nigga the park ranger take everybody's jail highway patrol to the city police County park ranger run shit Let him catch your ass out there fucking up. Don't have your fishing license. Come on drop that Drop all that it's a dangerous species and your ass out here fishing you're going to jail bitch leave your truck real License leave that baby to that baby ain't supposed to be out here They don't know you better know the police in they get powerful as hell He ain't bullshit to know because you don't have nobody to tell him what to do He the park ranger on that side of the park you've run that part I don't know what y'all do over there but over here Running what is the job requirements of a park ranger? First you gotta have all that shit. You gotta know how to talk to squirrels and shit You hear what he's saying what he's gotta be the police So you got to be a police to be a park ranger Yeah, they're not just about to trust you out there when you don't get bad They don't mean parking no parks, but they say get out. I'd be mad as shit if the park ranger took me to jail That's why he didn't want to tell you cuz it's full white man in here who won his job. Fuck. That's him, bro They ain't gonna take the part look at the white dude over there laughing. That is him, bro We got to get him tonight that motherfucker has the coolest job. He gets a truck a shotgun, bro You be making white people put they barbecue out cuz ain't no seasoning on the meat I'm saving your life put some water on it goddamn shit Hey, man, you know funny bros like when you be seeing people that sit down just hoping you'll say none of them They're niggas getting visible in nature She got on the shirt that they said the oranges in she was like take them nectarines out that bag bitch. That's an outfit What's them cute is damn sure would look cute on me. Give me that bag You know broke the microphone No, that's how she did it to she was in the whole foods on accident using a bad for she said, oh man That is a big nectarine bag right there. Excuse me sir white man. Come in real quick I take them oranges out that bag and put them in another bag. I'm gonna fuck them up tonight with the orange bag See through the y'all match that together shit y'all came out both with We working we got a white That's your husband. Oh, so y'all just accidentally water both water nectarine orange. You better watch them She got her whole leg tattooed me you a samurai You fuck around if you want to a head shit kick on jump up and pull a knife out back up He fixed it. Thank you I Dc what was that for you put that bitch up? Tell her nigga the card and I've been the client Tell him the ice-dream machine broke I think it's gonna call home from jail with the auto-tune what you say they can call home from jail trying to get out It's me Hey, how you break the news to her when you bust too quick Hey, what's that noise you make when you first slip in See like what's wrong? I say Hey DZ how you explain yourself when she go through your phone Bitch I already told you okay. I'm sorry All right, let me eat your booty That's fucked up make this nigga say everything That shit Hey DC, how you tell you how you tell your kids not to be bad when they go on the grocery store Listen, I Didn't already told you if you pick up something They gave a practice blow Hey, you ever get your ass with me you was little I have a stranger's how to make you feel better. Oh, what's wrong with you little man She's gonna fuck you up, too Leave leave leave leave me alone. Oh Playboy she'll pop your ass before you get in the stove. This is lovely as crowd that haven't kicked in You see how y'all lean it back laughing slow. Yeah I Can't breathe it ain't no oxygen ain't no AC in there They just up there. This is 2019 lock-in right here. This is the new lock in How many y'all used to go to the lock-ins and saying Lord what be sleeping a little ass face? Hey, ain't no way in the world y'all what young fucking in them lock-ins out of it Look at the niggas like hell. Yeah, the first time I touched the pussy was at a lock-in You think there's so many people in this bitch. They are. Yeah We still have lock-ins at my church, and they for real one so many freaking bitches they go to church nigga. What? hmm But we was in the gym so it wasn't really on the church premises. You did oh Say that excuse all the shit that you did in there. It's like across the street. Okay This nigga came with a gift bag what you delivering sandwiches nigga No, he's a little bitch. Oh, here you go. Oh right It's a hoop I didn't do you think I'm gonna give me back evil nigga appreciate it Appreciate you guys my nigga. Hold up. Let me see what you should say pure dope Don't miss and nigga people give me free shit all the time big forehead ass boy He's talking about you ain't where my shit. I don't know where your shit. That is right here God don't miss pure dope. I'll make some noise for big forehead Nigga I wonder what was just made the nigga jump up at that moment. Fuck it. Here you go, bro And they would debate in the whole time. He was like god damn Be bad pussy. Hey, he was up there Hey, he was at the time respect him that nigga made the shirts with the glitter on him That means he had to do the pee in the paint and then sprinkle the glitter Let us sit and then shake that shit off that nigga got glitter all on his floor for them shirts. Appreciate you I think they're gonna shake that shit. They were telling the kid don't come in bobo you and get this on your face Where he came from the front I Nigga snuck in a bit skew and then he bought it in the valentine's day bag You get a bitch you ain't fucked yet like here you go Yeah, it's some cars and a build a bed in there for you That was a beautiful bag. Thank you. Hey, we got a we got some Some shirts that the up here that we are going to try to see oh Exhale double XL. Who is a double XL? We got a double You are we having a contest we're gonna see See who can sell this double XL Brother you wear t-shirts you wear t-shirts my man. Yeah How much are we selling them for peace black man, how much we selling them for Me ma'am do you wear t-shirts? Can you get a t-shirt over the deal was to sell it two dollars? Come on Two dollars what you got for what you got for what you got You go y'all ain't go to the right people You give me I'm sorry, but this Right here for my ancestors come on black woman Look and she and she gave to you know, she need a big shirt to have them big old titties. There you go Now you got high Joe titties ma'am. I won I'm up here hustler. I won I'm up here hustler. I won Y'all niggas couldn't say I don't like me I got $20 double up $20 He's 20 Like here to drink concert You know why I had to sell to him why you had to because I know for a fact it's a bad bitch You know we can do I 20 together now we got 40 Who need the 40 DC day Big man How much can you get from the time I'm speaking China with this dog? Oh, he said haha not as much as I need No, they don't can do back in the day, man, you know, and I could get a 20 I break this shit down right what you'll do with Well, first of all, I'm stupid continue going straight to we How much weed you gonna get? Well, I need 10 whatever 10 don't get me Shit When I was young I get a dub and I used to get loose walking the store and by a 50 cent juice Then 25 said Doritos They don't sell them for that price no more You're gonna be used to He's gonna walk out the store with you remember how far $20 used to go in the hood man Dub was a nigga you can get a piece of soda pepsi Some breadsticks No, I don't everybody want to get no hundred. I remember when they got a hundred Who gave you a hundred nigga at least two times idea my dad Word like a hundred. I was like ooh a hundred I try not to break it, but when I broke it I do do the same thing with the 50 like I Then I broke it and I'm like I do we can't we can't break you now Then I got the 10. I'm like look nigga Next thing you know, you walking around shaking change like you got skittles in your ass Everybody know you get the little $40 for your birthday and your mama come through come at me hold that money for you I don't need all that money My mama still holds my money for me. I don't know where that money went. Oh, I'm gonna ask her for the next time I said like mama beat the fuck out of you What that's $60 you took from me in the third way. I know a motherfucker didn't ask me for six that I love Let me tell you something my mama still open my mail money Your mama still open your man. I'm gonna open my mail like I've been stealing for her life She like nigga where that money can say you go give me Stop opening my mail You can't tell your mama to stop doing shit. I bet everybody in here mama then called them at least one time. You okay? I know it's gonna be a lot of niggas in there. I just want to make sure you okay We in St. Louis shout out to check it what the hell is up? Hey, that lady right there got the fly with thing around her head like like a snapchat filter That's what it is. You made your own Where you get that from or did you make it? Faber 21 You don't look away. That's your one time bitch. You know that right? Can't wait tomorrow that she gonna go straight to you right here on your chest, right? She gonna take that bitch off. We're gonna smell like edge control. He'm like, you know what I can't you know Why I like why cuz she crazes here all her tattoos on one side Mm-hmm My man recording the show for all this beer she gonna be on sale tomorrow No, ain't nobody gonna be able to see it on that big a phone. That's an Android That's it only look good when he play it back to him man. Look at this shit. She's crazy. He on Twitter Hey, you ever had somebody see your video on the androids you be like boy This look like Grand Theft Auto right here. I Look like CJ My phone asked me for my email address. I was like fuck it. Never mind Not saying enough for another Google nothing fuck that picture man the internet has changed the game Like you can't do nothing to save no more with the internet like the shit is made like how many niggas know how to get Anywhere without using a GPS. I don't know how to go. No fucking way If it was a GPS, I just won't go Nega, they need GPS to get home tonight, right Go home every day the park ranger don't cuz he know how to read a map That nigga got an atlas in the truck. Well, it says right here. We're due north You know how to read a compass. How you read a compass north south of ways. Come on right now where I'm going He says south South He was born for this shit. He was a poll. He was a boy scout a police officer More security that nigga that been in law enforcement whole life Can you make a fire out of two sticks Out of two sticks you ain't official You what you can make a fire? It get cold and you and he got survivor skills He gonna be out of there before it's time to make a fight. He gonna be in a car He don't need to make no fire. He dressed like Uncle Phil. I know that nigga got money Got that Uncle Phil sure set on when you go to the grocery store on Saturday National parks He'll know ain't got no daddy. He'll raise myself Hey, look a nigga yourself You guys said no, no, I got a daddy. I don't know that nigga, but I know he alive. That's his uncle My uncle my favorite Two-parent household he said my mom and my dad and Mary Congratulations Stop fucking they don't even like each other that one sleep. What's that one sleep down? They just together cuz you stupid It's on hey, I've been trying to leave for 20 years this nigga with that little boy Shout out to everybody on this side. What's that know what y'all over here? That's the corporate side right there. They got no church shirts and shit. I See you here dressed like a chef. Where you had that? Right down the end, you know you should just like a shelf security got a bluetooth straight up. I did bit What's going on this side over here? How y'all niggas fella in the corner? That's what it is. What's up? It won't fuckin lit on this side. I ain't gonna lie. They lit on this side here. Yeah Let me tell you something my side so lit She just like a uno called a line The women over there drinking this shit they speaking all drunk I love you Look at her. She made a shit. She got to walk out now these niggas see me fuck Shut out a bad bitch. You got these shoes on What's up, baby? What you just want to get something hurt you want to get something to eat? Yeah, you did that shit was highs among what you want to get a corn dog What they cooking back there? They swear they ain't got no more for the food Food I ain't got It'd be disrespectful when you go places and they just upcharge you like ain't no where worse than the fucking movies in the airport Nigga like when you go to the movie theater that should be disrespectful Let me get a small popcorn and a small coke. All right. That'll be $19. You like bitch Now I know that's why I fuck with the real hood women to bring that big bag Yeah, yeah, we got Oreos Doritos sandwiches Chicken strips You know some niggas in the movie theater you and they like man Somebody got some shrimp from Popeyes and this motherfucker I smell I'm talking about the real ones to put the sandwich in the plastic bag So when they take it out it'd be smushed. Oh, yes I went to the movies That girl had a crock pot with some meatballs in that bitch plugged up You want some meatballs my little boy birthday party I love that bread. They can still go you're gone. How y'all feeling up top y'all still good up top? No, they sleepy They sleep cuz we look little They been like this a whole time. So they just went on to sleep This is nigga up there the scared the shit of heights. He was walking up like who got that we getting high and high Who baby, I told you don't buy them goddamn tickets off that Facebook page shit Now we got to sit all the way Y'all motherfuckers Hit me and tried to sell me his ticket back man. I ain't gonna be the maker. You want a bad e from me like This is on the street She wouldn't go get her friend You made your own That is nice Well, you ain't seen it before you gotta say still like that nice This is a friend look I'm gonna stay a bitch. This will fuck you they don't they don't tell you What they like I won't you She wants you right there the one who's raising her hands that lady right there. Oh, you want me? Yeah, who that boo who that you let me see get up You don't want me what you say All right, now you're late for an hour ready back here Won't you I'm like, yes, sir. All right She over there right now. Fuck you You know, I love you girl. She's got that little maria. I can't right now Ladies you ever get your lace front done and wear it one time and take it back like the dress from February 21 Like yep, don't get no smoke in my head bitches going back in the morning. Oh Y'all got the D'Angelo. How does it feel braids up under that motherfucking week? Lady, let me tell y'all something all baby. Hey, baby. How if your baby had curves a bitch all down here bitch That ain't baby. How that is. That's real hair. You need to put that shit in a ponytail This had a long ass world on our face. I'm like, bitch You need to put that shit in the party and the women get slick with them hairstyle You ever had the big forehead girl do that swoop cross the forehead? Oh And you don't see it till you get the fucking in that bitch slide back like wait a minute make a mind I didn't know Like two snakes on her full head Do be funny though as soon as you get the pussy. She started looking fun as hell like this bitch look just like quagmire strong This is stupid quagmire That's the thing fellas ain't nothing we could do nigga. You look the way you look I say that all the time nigga, whatever's all the ugly niggas who still got a fine ass woman I'm somebody she's so fine. Don't nobody think y'all together. I think I'm like Right there He was confused and shit she was like a cute he was like me She said I cute That's why you gotta take a chance You never know she might like ugly niggas ladies makes me know as you like ugly niggas See you don't know that's a good 16 women in here. Who will fuck with whoever you can't find no man Look at them. They sounding desperate The women had a fuck of ugly nigga going for safety because you know that nigga can fight and he ain't got nothing to lose They can hit me That about my woman nickel like you sure will sir. I'm gonna leave you alone No, I think they can treat you better than they could say your life from a burning building. So my baby in there move So little Skin made out of avocado. That's come on girl They can see that already burnt. He don't give it down And they got excellent Salute to all the ugly women y'all really a blessing. I know y'all ain't gonna make no noise like ugly niggas, but we love y'all Y'all motherfuckers are down for whatever You would get out change a tie with a nigga who? Ugly women Ugly girls are beautiful inside The worst thing about having a ugly girl is when you get around the fine business They try to act like they liked you already like no the fuck you didn't No, you didn't you didn't like me until you saw me come in here with this possible looking man's girl Now I'm cute all of us. So you ain't fucked with me three weeks ago Now somebody enjoying my company and that's the thing Why you want to give a niggas a pussy once he got some you don't want to give a nigga Now when they ain't got nothing, but once he got something like oh you looking good in your little jeans It's complicated. I had these jeans on for three weeks. You ain't saying nothing They like they like when they don't care about you chasing them. They use it as shit. They want you to look at them like They love that shit. They want to chase you women want to chase us No, they don't look at it. No, I don't be running man. I be jogging from them. It's all right Curve a couple bitches to see that bitch pull up a lot. You got like you don't see me or something But that's a thing every woman in here got at least five niggas that she don't fuck with for real But she keep them around because they do certain things in her life He's stupid. We look at her. They really just clap for the start five. Yeah, it's starting five Stupid. None of them get no pussy, but they all do something specific in her life Look how frozen all the niggas is looking. What number am I? Some women in here right now with a number three nigga, then he don't even know it Probably number six. You is the number three nigga. You ain't even on the team six man and nigga Ain't he start. She fuck with that nigga three times a year Always come through in the clutch every time you call you be so happy thinking she finally about to get you some pussy. Hello. Hello Hey, baby, what's going on with you? How you doing? You feeling good? I was good. I'm glad you called me All right, what's wrong? What come okay calm down you say you need what? They didn't turn off your lights again. Oh I know baby. I just give me about 20 minutes. I'll be over there in a second. All right Oh, no, she matter of fact, I see a little bit. Hey, man, let me run over here and see my lady man She uh, she said to her lights turned off. I'm not using you. No, she ain't using me man She say she loved me. Oh look you fucked up. You left one. This is where you could have sent the whole shit home Well, when she called you and said the lights was off you was supposed to say damn Why you ain't tell me before they cut them all you Fuck how much is it? See no, how much is it? See y'all y'all y'all tripping. They y'all y'all you wrong again loads. No, no Don't come out the pocket. Make them chase you they call you hello You say what now? She got a light on her phone. That's how she's so well bitch. You better use it Can't let you sad shit get put out his kids over there. She got that food in that refrigerator Even a trick be bitch. I used to say a crack Yeah, like crack dealers though financially responsible No, because you you it's crackhead that be trying to you know, I'm saying for this you to give them all your dough You know I'm saying so all the bullshit. I'm gonna go for it So I had all the crack head to try to give me to give them all my But first of all last time I gave you a front man, you ain't ain't come back in time I left the block and everything you just ain't ain't come back bro. I can't fuck with you No, see what happened when I gave you that right you gave me the rock I went over there so that they'd be for $20 Your rock 20 docksie coming Got to take that rock over here until I'm gonna go here. They spend away more money. They spend that way more money Look look look look look man. I Hear you and all that but I can't keep fucking with you because every time I do something for you You always say you gonna come back. You'll never come back. So that's what I need you do I need you go here. Give me that money now man She is you owe me about 150 man cuz I don't front of you a hundred fifty. So you need to pay Yeah You gonna do me like that what what about that time I cannot do good Then you ain't give me all my money when I ask you that time you give me my mind When I can't let them go to your dog bit my leg when I came out and you ain't been my leg And you gonna do me like that Every hood got the same characters is just you in a different space Every hood got the same characters man. You got that nigga that you can't trust There's always into the business bullshit every time he come, you know, it's something fuck Hey, hey, bro, let me use your whip real quick, bro. My who your car my car. Yeah, man Come on with that shit dog. We straight. Hey Hey, hey, look, I need to hold your car real quick You doing all that fuck ass shit my nigga I'm trying to get a break. Come on, bro Don't all that nothing that shit dog. Hold up. Hold up. Hey, hey, look look You know, look, he's in my car. He'd be tripping to what I was trying to tell you if my transmission be slipping So if you try to put that bitch in reverse, it's gonna go in neutral. I ain't going in reverse I'm just gonna ride through and do what I need to do. Can't even put it in one because ain't no one It gonna go straight to fourth and I ain't got no for all right. Look look look I will fuck a fuck the car. Let me use your strap real quick Yeah Yo, my man dog Yo, what the fuck is this nigga dog? That's my cousin, man. This nigga ain't even from round Come here, man, let me finish telling you why I can't give you the scrap. Okay. I got locked up with it last week They took it but it's right there though. That ain't that's a problem Well, let me use your asthma pump because I've been breathing funny real quick Don't fall Let me just see the strap real I ain't gonna go nowhere with it. Let me just see it real quick Hey, oh my man, take that shit off Take that shit off dog Take that shit off. Take that gold off nigga. Take that gold off nigga. Take that motherfucka What's this? Stop motherfucka moving give me the chain give me the chain give me the chain take the chain on take the chain on It don't come on I don't want the gun The nigga come back. Hey. Hey, I got change for sale. Hey anybody try and buy gold chain Nigga come back and try to sell the chain on the street. Yeah, you gotta try buy gold chain He won't go change. That's how niggas get caught you good You can't rob them a fucking way to change shit shit That ain't how hood niggas go hood niggas rob a nigga and be had that shit on the very 20 minutes later. Hey bro You see me nigga But let me tell you so my little partner so stupid he went into an establishment the rob the establishment But forgot he didn't have a mask on The nigga stopped the robber right in missy. He was like nigga you better give me he saw his reflection in the in the glass he was like I was just bullshitting I was When I worked at Domino's a nigga Rob doesn't order the pizza gave us his phone number address and everything They're gonna rob us with all his information They're gonna rob the show and he had picked up he called in order So we got a nigga phone number address everything he get to pick up the pieces and then they tried to rob the show What it was He tried to call in and try to come in and they picked a nigga up so fast. He was like Like the 85 sounds we don't make any shit Every one By someone St. Louis that make shirts and they all went and got what you made it yourself Y'all from Chicago. Okay. That's what it is shot down in the building They go to the middle of the mall and say look who ain't traveled from somewhere else to come fuck with us. Oh shit Be careful It's just legalized weed over there. Well legalized we wear them Illinois Get your mother bucket smoke on the best the best part about that though I heard that they gonna clear all the convictions of people who got locked up That's what we need my niggas coming home. We sold the pie. They're gonna sell them again This is legal now. It's gonna be hard They like I love it up here bro. Look at all these cool lad black people Yeah, my man look at my man walking with the two little nigga. I'm gonna drop that juice. Ah That's that was too much fun. Shit. I missed that still Hey, man. I felt the look look he was drinking out the straw the whole way up and sat down. I Ain't finna sip in front of these niggas that's crazy as a motherfucker nigga looking for that goddamn straw in the club Freaking nigga man take that goddamn straw at your drink you a grown-ass man. Oh Come by the hand That's what you know a nigga in the club on bullshit when he just got to drink and he's staring at my fuck I don't need drinking the club. I just get coke and act drunk You got a look at drunk people see what they're going through I don't want to hear that shit. I hate it. Don't tell me tell me when you sober Because when you drunk you're gonna prolong the story. You can just look at how the motherfucker drinking and tell if that shit is Serious or not. You ever be out drinking and see a motherfucker. Hey, bro. Hey, you all right? Fuck you got going on, bro Nigga they be swinging move Can I can I can I talk to you for a minute? Nigga be like did I do something? That nigga bring it out you that we already say nigga that motherfucker nigga have a nigga You be cool one minute then that shit kick in the next thing you know, you got to tell every secret you ever knew in your life Yeah, yeah, I fucked it But but I didn't love her My girl gonna put me out the goddamn house She gonna tell me what type of grown man can't wipe his ass right bitch. I work hard I ain't got time to be worried about no shit street bitch. That's what I bought the washing machine for bitch Do your goddamn job. It's making it easy for me to do mine. Oh But he give a fuck about none of that shit And tell you look dirty ass son stay out my goddamn pockets too Little nigga outside with 40 to my goddamn dollars buying ice cream cones and shit for niggas out the damn truck I don't give a fuck about that little nigga. He ain't even my child I drop no no no no no no no. I said what the fuck I want to say Can't say that You got to start it. God damn it. No. No. No. Hey. Hey, man. What's up park ranger? Tell these niggas, baby Tell them how we do it, baby You don't know. Well, fuck you too Hey, no, no, no, no, man. Hey, hey, man. Listen, listen, listen, man. I had a little bit to drink Come on, man. I didn't had a little bit to drink. I ain't drunk no more Oh, this is your daddy little man. Stop. Stop. Don't touch him. Don't touch him. Hey, hey, little nigga. Hey, little nigga. Hey, hey, I ain't just I ain't shit to a motherfucker. Don't do that, man. Don't do that, man. Don't touch me. Don't go in the house. Move out of the way. Hey, nigga. I ain't your dad. I ain't your daddy. Hey, man. Don't tell him that. Don't tell him. Go in the house. He ain't your daddy. He ain't your daddy. That little nigga don't even know how to read out loud. I went to his class one day They raised his hand. He goes and says, Hey, little John, speak to the Clair, read your paragraph. This is my book. That ain't my goddamn son. I was reading on the ninth grade level when I was in the first grade. He good in math, though. He good in math. Yeah. What's up with you? Hey, baby. How you doing? That goddamn orange bag shirt on, man. All right, damn it. You used to switch the oranges out for some goddamn melons. Them titties big. Suck your goddamn titties asleep. They looking like produce. Produce. Can we get a price check on produce? That's a good hand clap. See this little hand clap. Hey, hey, hey, my man. Hey, hey, get the fuck off the phone at the show, man. That nigga alone. That's the old Gucci. My baby here's a double-gustle, pal. My boss. If you ever come down to Easter level. I'm started on my day, little brother. That's the old Gucci. That's the old Gucci. That's a good one. Hey, Gucci got that one, that one freestyle with him. R.P shot it low. I used to run around the corner, right on Flintwood. Pat the bag shorted with a hundred pounds of good. I was trapping like a fool. Me and that fat fool. Didn't go to school. Always kept a tool. I was trapping like a bitch. I really give a shit. I really give a click. I really give a shit about a pussy-ass nigga. Pussy-ass hoe. Gucci man to Flint. My chain look like rainbow. How the fuck do you know that? That's some YouTube shit. That ain't even on the CD. I know. My brain, man. Like I just got a lot of my mind. I got a phone with Gucci. That nigga was fat as a ball fucking to get there. And that nigga went crazy on that bitch. That nigga Gucci a legend for real, though. Y'all fuck with Gucci in St. Louis? Yeah, yeah. He come fuck with old Gucci. That nigga was throwing old Gucci. That nigga Gucci said, crank my car with the tip of my fingernail. Want a shot with me, then buy you a bigger scale. Want a cop, choppers, plenty of yoppers, then call me. I got more goddamn guns than they know me. So I see entertainment, soldiers cock it and aim it. And we don't want to sign you just make you famous. So man, it rains on, I need another pinkie. I hit more bras than will to Chamberlain. That's that juice man. Juice man, come here. That nigga used to say, hey, they started that shit. Hey, Gucci, hey, hey, hey. They dead, I'm telling you. Call the bridge, I'm telling you. Hey, hey, hey, I'm like nigga. Call the bridge, have a bridge. Call the bridge, have a bridge. OJ the juice one of them. Hey. Coldest niggas ever. Like what happened to this thing? Yeah, I'm a stoner, got an old school. That's the same color thunder. Same color thunder? Fuck color thunder, my nigga. That shit see through to the mob, I got it. Nigga like, hold up. I'm trying to paint my color the same color. That one right now. That what he said. Yup, that's what I want, right? Hey, what's the nigga name from St. Louis that made? Hold up. I gotta remember this nigga name. Come on, big brain. Pretty Willie. I ain't even St. Louis. Leave your body down. I want to touch your body. Yeah, that's the classic. Freakin shit. If you can find me, out on the block with my, out on the block. I remember that shit. Come on and roll with me. This nigga is a music connoisseur, man. You know everything. I do, man. You need to be a DJ, man. I'm telling you. Yeah, I do. You know why? I was in St. Louis fucking with that hella thorough. Gee, shit. Ooh, you this boy, that one. That whole nine. Ooh, you just went back then. Come in dirty, let me holler at you. That was my shit. I'mma sit down. I don't know nothing about that shit. Yeah, that's a new one. Layers to the dance floor, baby. It's your song. That was that shit. You ain't a pop, y'all. That's the thing. Music is a big part of all black people life. But when I was young, I used to sit down. Let's take one. Rest in peace, my Aunt Mary. I used to sit down in the living room, my Aunt Mary. And she had like all these records. And I would sit down and just go through the records. And whichever record cover out that would make me laugh, I would listen to it. So I would just sit down. And then I lived in the house. I lived in the house with all my family. My four uncles, my aunts, my mother, my little brother, cousins. So I had all these different influences. Yeah, we was deep in that. Deep in that bitch. Deep in that bitch. Deep in that bitch. For real. For real. And I had the influence of all of that. That's why I know all the gangsta shit. My uncle used to listen to all the gangsta shit. First time I ever heard Nelly, my uncle was playing that Nelly in the basement. I was like, who is this nigga harmonizing like this? That nigga, Nelly came on the track. Like, oh, this nigga can sing and rap. Who is he? He's the guy. He's the man. Who's the white woman? I get nervous every time I see a random white lady. I'm like, who's she with? Who's she with? She need to get with who she with. This is set up. Don't fall over. She get one of them goddamn hairs on your shirt. Now you involved in some CSI shit. You are CSI. Why white lady have a nigga locked up 30 years? And that nigga was straight out of my collar. They come on like, dude, Stifle Theater 2019. The 85 South Show. It was going smooth. And then the next thing you know, a murder happened. We are going to trace the steps back and find out who killed Amber. Like, oh, I'm about to watch this shit. Who killed Amber, man? Niggas was just sitting there. Amber walked by and hit him with the white girl hat that shit fell on his lap and they got 30 years. Damn. That's fucked up. At the first 48, Amber been to St. Louis? Hell yeah. They had to stop. Yeah? They had to stop coming. They never seen one. Yeah, they stopped coming because they couldn't find nobody. It was just like, shit, man. We got a body. We ain't got no shell cases or nothing. This, we can't add this shit. Shit. They don't have no evidence of St. Louis. And they were like, well, can we get something on the Etch-a-sketch or something? Look at my man right there. That nigga was like, here, nah. Niggas, we boop, boop, boop. Get them out of there. Because you know at the end, they always say, have you ever found something? Can you just please? I ain't nobody finna tell shit. They put that at the end of every St. Louis episode. They ain't called nobody. Hey, my nigga, if you heard something, just call us back. Look, the first 48, okay, the show is over. I start watching the first 48. Why? Because every time a nigga get killed, they go to his house and they go in that goddamn kitchen and they find that goddamn bag of meat. Well, it looks like he was selling marijuana out of here. Every nigga who got killed don't have no three pounds of midget in the cabinet. Especially no meat. They plant the evidence. And I start watching it because it became too easy to determine who was going to tell. The signs was too easy. Because once I turn on the TV and see that nigga with his arms inside his shirt, I'm like, yep, he gray-tailed everything. That nigga with his head, having his arms in his shirt. White man gray walking naked. Look, look, look, man. Sit down. Here go your bottle of water, man. No, we told you we got you. Now look, we don't want to have to put you through anything unnecessary. But I'm going to tell you, we got you. I told you everything, I said everything. Listen, first of all, you said you were in the circle and you made a left. You can't do that at the circuit. So once you said you made the left at the circle, we knew that you were lying. So look, look, just let us know what... Look, my partner, my partner, he looked different than me. All right? I'm trying to be your friend. So just let us know who killed little man. Who can't look? You mean for that, see, that week we getting good. But that's what we're trying to find out. Who is we? Because I know you didn't mean for it to happen. Look at me, look at me. I know niggas make me look at me. They make mistakes. Look, they're not going to fuck you up after. I'm trying to help you out, right? This is your chance. Think about your mother. Think about your mom. We had your mom down here and... She was down here. And she said... Fuck, man! Yeah. She said you were a good boy. And I believe it. You're looking at 40 years plus the gun. 40 years plus the gun, man. Don't you, don't you have a little girl? Think about your little girl, man. You're going to be 99 when she get out, bro. You at least want to be 72. So, look, just tell us who was in the car with you when you shot Lil' Man. And you'll be all right. Who was in the car? You. Because I know you wasn't the shooter. We know you weren't the shooter. Because you didn't have the problem with Lil' Man. All right? We know who had the problem with Lil' Man. We just need you to confirm it. So, where was he from? We heard about the dub. Is he from the dub? We have some people that confirm that already as you can hear. So, just tell us the names of the people who killed Lil' Man. Who was it? Come on, man. Come on, man. Listen, we got you on Natural Bridge. We got you on Natural Bridge. We saw you. We saw you in Walnut Park. We saw you. You ran past every red night, nigga. We got all the information. Please tell us who killed Lil' Man. Your friends aren't really telling us it's you. Your friends, who you grew up with, since the third grade, nigga. Okay. Chico. Chico. Chico. And the other dude, I don't know the other dude. It ain't... It ain't... They call him DC. They call him DC. That's all I know. They just call him DC. I don't know him. DC. DC. I know Chico them, but... I ain't... The other dude. So, we got Chico and DC. Yeah, it's Chico. Chico, bruh. We got Chico and DC. It's Chico, man. Okay. Then the other dude, bruh, it wasn't supposed to be nothing like that. It was just supposed to be a robbery. He had some weed over there. We were gonna go take the weed. And then the other dude, was a little crazy shit, bruh. The dude, the dude. Let me ask you this. The DC dude. DC dude. You might not know his name, but we have an alias as Looseleg. Is this Looseleg? What's it? Is the DC guy? Is it also Looseleg? So, it was Chico and you and Looseleg. It was us. And Chico also has an alias name. Called Potatohead. It was, yeah. Okay, Potatohead. Potatohead. Was it Potatohead, Chico and Looseleg DC? Those were the guys in the car with you. I didn't want to do it, Mr. Austin. They said they were gonna kill me. They made me go... They said they were gonna kill you? They said they were gonna kill me. They're gonna kill you? They said they were gonna kill me. You know what? They ain't gonna kill you no more. Because now you help. And we're gonna protect you for 35 years. Thank you, brother. We appreciate you, man. You gonna do that 35 like a champ. I got you. They're made your friends, bro. They put you in some crazy shit, my nigga. And now you got to go down the road for 35 years. I can't believe them niggas be going down. Oh, then what then? They're just still having him in the parking to come out. All right. We got it. We got it. Give me some. Ah, that's what I'm talking about. Yep. Let's wrap it up. All right. Let's go find Potatohead and Looseleg. All right. See you tomorrow. Haven't been with the family for four days. Nigga, really be going down there with no lawyer talking. Thinking they can go tell the police. What happened Friday? I was asleep. Shout out to all the single ladies who came out tonight. Y'all ain't trying to do a goddamn thing but bullshit. Trying to be friends with a nigga for the eight hours I got left in St. Louis. So what we about to do? Fuck, hopefully, ma'am. Please. I got time to be figuring shit out with you. You play Sega. Bitch, where you find a Sega at two o'clock in the morning? She said family dollar. Look at your head. Nope. And got time for it. These ladies crazy as hell, bro. I'll be thinking I'll be on auto too, my stupid ass. El detention room. Y'all give it up for J.O.N. in the back when the motherfuckers first time. Little dude we know. J.O.N., bro. That girl over there spoke to J.O.N. 11 times. Hey, J.O.N. Oh, yeah. J.O.N. be having fans. Hell, yeah. Yeah, J.O.N. I know where. Hey, J.O.N. Play something for the ladies that fuck with you. Play something for the ladies. But got a good time. Got these church lights in his motherfuckers. Lewis Blues, man. Our way. She had a big old ass and some titties. But she had five kids and they was litty. I'm like, how many of them kids is yours? She said, all of them, I'm like, damn. She said, you want my number. I was like, hell, no paper. You need to scram. Scram. Carlos, remember the other day when we were smoking that blunt? Met a girl who said she loved me. She did. She said she wanted to do everything that I need and be my lady. But then I got her to the house and laid her down and tried to get the pussy. Oh, yeah, she did. And then she lifted up and said she needed $40 from me. What the bitchy. What's one of your niggas stole my $40? Y'all that stole my goddamn money and split it. Oh, man, I found it. That's how I steal a nigga. You lost? Yeah, you must have dropped it. Here you go. That's 20. I don't know what. No, what up? No, what up with that, bro? I only found one. It's how you do it. You take me, bitchy, you gon' find it. That's a real thieving ass nigga right there to steal something and help you look for it. Like, man, where my money at? Where is your money? Nigga done stole my goddamn money. Y'all niggas stole it when he started moving stupid shit. Hold up, get up. Hey, excuse me, man. You stand up real quick. Let's just drop some money. I think she got it. Oh, shit, there it go right there. She came out of the sky. What happened? No, it's not yours. I don't know what you talking about. He niggas be thieving like a motherfucker. Stealing there, nigga. Hey, man, if you steal, steal, beat it. And he got steal no more. Stop stealing. So steal me if you ain't gonna steal no more. Stealing for $30, don't steal for $30, so. Or, wait, don't steal at all. Goddamn it. I got to teach my black people because when we learn some shit, we got to spread the knowledge. Now, all my niggas, we out here in the streets. Spread the knowledge. Listen, y'all in the streets trying to rob a nigga for some money. Look, trying to rob a nigga for some money. See, that's the wrong shit. 10, 10. Get your credit up. Get your credit. Go in the bank. Real talk. Go in the bank. Get them on for $20,000. $20,000. And walk out in the bank like, well, they ain't getting shit back. Don't do that. I can't believe we had this bitch. Don't do that. You right back there. They gonna get it back. You better not put your Social Security number down. You ain't gonna be able to get a goddamn CVS card with your shit if you fuck up that bank money. Computer love. But all I'm saying is nigga, get the loan to go crazy. But that's the thing. Most niggas don't fuck with credit card. She's a nigga, boy. That nigga always wanted to sing, so it should sound good. He like, oh my god. I sound amazing. Oh my god. Then she get a dip and throw the color. He like, my boy. That nigga was singing that computer love. Nigga, that's the shit. For real. That was the remix. Well, sing I Wanna Be Your Man. That's the city of Watts. Sing I Wanna Be Your Man. Nigga, that's the classic zap. How'd it go? Sound like you been smoking new drugs, nigga. Put the battery back in that bitch. I can't do it. That nigga sound like he hit a whole pack of squares. Nigga, this is your man. Sing that shit. Yes, I am. Did he see having a heart attack on Carlos or not? Let me see that shit. There you go. The least favorite commercial. You going to hell? Straight to hell. You is going straight to hell with that voice. The cigarettes make your shit do that from the commercial, nigga. Marlboro's. Marlboro's. Yeah, yeah. Now let's get him off of it. All right, Emma. That must be them Virginia slams. Don't make it this skinny. I'll be like, what are they smoking? Nigga, that's candy. This nigga said, boy, you is stupid. They say we about to go over time and we're going to have to pay. Oh, yeah. Let's get this shit running. You know how we can't come out and give a fuck. Run the beer. Them niggas are top sleep for real. Run the beer, Lord. We don't give a fuck. We got a tab, but we ain't going to pay it. Hey, up top, y'all. Back, whoa. Get that. Them niggas is dead up there. You is stupid. I need this bitch. You need that? What you need it for? I need this microphone in real life. Why? I need to use certain situations. I told you, boy. Why I just need this shit. Like what? Like when she bullshitting, she don't pull up. What else? Nah, this nigga got a motherfucking squirrel on his head. Hell nah. Boy, you thought I ain't shit? Hell nah. Hell, it's a squirrel. And they got a red cool tail. Stupid, honey. And they got that crocodile Dundee on it as well. He's like, what's wrong with it? What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it? Boy, your brownstain. Hey, let me see that motherfucker, nigga. Let me see that mama. Hey, you got a red cool on your head, bro. You know you're allergic. What? Turn off, nigga. Put my hat back on, nigga. Don't do it. What type of gold teeth is in your mouth, nigga? It look like you got the Wrigley's gum around your teeth, nigga, like the little boy. He said, we got a tattoo on it. Boy, you ugly as shit in the gym. He got hip buttons all the way to his neck. Stupid ass corporate buttons. Stupid ass boy, I'm on your ass. Don't make any real glasses. Ugly ass boy, I'm on your ass. You work at Mason, so that shirt was free. Stupid ass, nigga. Hey, you talking about what? You had that chain on since you were eight. Ugly ass boy, that's a hand-me-down chain. My APC. Yeah, your beard look like this hat I got on. Ugly ass, nigga. Nigga, get away. Nigga, come on, nigga. For a few, get your own. I used to play football, this and under. Your team side rip. All your students ain't going nowhere. I'm on your ass. You a substitute teacher. Ugly ass, but for pre-case. Dumb ass kid, I'm on your ass. DC. You need not to watch kids. You a deadbeat, baby daddy. I'm on your ass. This nigga dressed like he was at the lock-in and they never get let out. Nigga, you dressed like 2000. But if you get your college heel, look in that, get your ass. I bet your seat was all in the back. You ran down here. And you got the troubled chain, Jordan's on. Nigga, them the Jordan's there. You ain't got no socks. You got St. Louis fucked up, nigga. You got St. Louis fucked up. Nigga, you ain't St. Louis. You got the nigga in St. Louis. Nigga, I'm... No, he's an Uber driver in St. Louis. That's what he is. He's an Uber XL driver. I'm on your ass. You got some thick-ass eyebrows. Now, I ain't gonna let you get me, nigga. What you mean? Nigga, I'm not gonna let you get me. Nigga Carson, gosh, jeans, short so. Nigga, if you don't get your goddamn... Yes, left, left shirt, left shirt, right shirt. Boy, your ass built like a camp counselor. I'm on your ass. What you want to do? What you say? I got the kids. You take attendance. Ugly ass, boy. I'm on your ass. You built like a supervisor, but you an employee. I'm on your ass. Come here. Uh-oh. Come here. Why? Hey, you talking about... You got on the wrong Jordan's. Uh-uh. This way. Come on, this way. Bring your little stupid ass up that way. You got on the wrong Jordan's. Nigga, the low cut. Look at them. Nigga, that nigga Jordan. Hey, this nigga only could afford half some Jordans. This nigga got half wands on, nigga. This nigga got some 60%. And then got Keens hat on. Man, if you don't get your motherfuckers, tiny, tiny build bags. Nigga, this nigga got some nerd shoes. Get them thick ass shoes on. Chico, you don't get your motherfuckers. Muffin top, body mouse, Carlos. You don't get your motherfuckers. Big chin strap. Look at them shoes, nigga. You don't get your big shoe ass out of here. Y'all got me fucked. I got St. Louis fucked up. You got me fucked up. You got me fucked up, nigga. Where my phone at? You got comedian with EC fucked up, nigga. It's my scene, nigga. Come on, let's go, nigga. Let's do the show. Hey, he said this is his city. This is his city, St. Louis. Hey, I'm up here. Y'all got to support the homes here. I'm up here. We support the shit out of St. Louis. Look at my hat, nigga. That's what's up. Nigga, I look like a motherfucker. Hey, look at the park range. Y'all must arrest me. Hey, I got me fucked up. I'm up here. St. Louis and his motherfuckers, nigga. Y'all got to fuck with comedian with EC, nigga. Salute to y'all, bruh. Salute to y'all. Hey, this pretty Willie Sutter right here. You can do that if you want to. You're not obligated to do this. This pretty Willie Sutter. This pretty Willie, oldest boy. Willie C. Willie C. Sutter, pretty Willie. All right, pretty Ricky. We didn't get you in four minutes of fame. That nigga do look like Pleasure P. in the face, don't he? I'm telling you. Hell, yeah. Y'all make some noise for pretty Ricky. Comedian Willie C. Willie C. Willie C. That nigga said, St. Louis, y'all in the house. They were like, nigga fuck. He was like, y'all got St. Louis fucked up. No, they don't. You do. They was like, hey, Salute to Willie C. There was some niggas in the bag. We're like, that nigga from the county. Salute to Willie C. Much love. Salute to Willie C. Hey, Willie C. That nigga work in the middle of them all. Comedian Willie C. He that nigga, they be cleaning everybody. Shoot, come here, come here. I got to clean. Willie C. He say you're a comedian. Fuck with Willie C. Fuck with Willie C right here. We don't do no hang up here, Willie C. You just got to show out when it's your turn. God damn it. But Willie just ran up and jumped in the goddamn show. I don't know Willie. I ain't friends with him. I didn't got up here. He was just like, shit, fuck it. I ain't all. I ain't all. Ha! Come on, St. Louis. Help me. Help me, St. Louis. Come on, baby. I think I ain't say shit. I think he said, DC, you look like a fuck that. Chico, you look, you know what? You know what? Fuck it. You know what? You know what? I said, Louis, come on. It's a beautiful city. Magnificent. I think he said, playing me, playing me. Let me get this nigga. This hat back my head. Itch like a motherfucker now, nigga. I told you, nigga. That really, really cool, nigga. You tricky. I'm about to put some perox out on my forehead when I get in the house. I can't believe you put that shit on. I did. Damn. My whole head, nigga, to put on anything. This nigga, that cool. Go with my nigga. You need to be trying, nigga. Shit on you. Let me see your hat. Oh, yep. There you go, my nigga. You good. Oh, that's crap. No problem. I just believe the show. Hey, you know that nigga. You see, all his fingernails long. That's a gangster, nigga, right there. He ain't got tapping a razor. Look at my hat. Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do. I'm a real player, ho. I see. You already know I'm the motherfucking player. I can go backwards down the one way, bitch. I'm so cold. I get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday, ho. You better watch your motherfucking mouth. That's a cold game right there, bro. I've been looking at these mermaids. Oh, shit. You know what I mean? Oh, shit. He's like, yeah, he talking about me. Hey, DC. Man, fuck. Hey, DC. They about to kick us out. I'm about to get the fuck run the beer up. Y'all cut the lights out. Come on, come on, come on, come on. You ain't going to pay for that shit. Who found that ear? I don't know. Now, that C-phone, give me that shit. It's sold, nigga. Oh, that was us. Oh, my bad. That's our phone. We recording the sound with that phone. Who? Oh. You work for? Yeah. Lucky. He my friend. All right, I get it. Oh, shit. It's about that time, dude. I love you, too, baby. What the fuck you at? It's about that time, bro. So, you wish y'all had a good time to hear with us tonight at the Stifle Theater. Oh, oh. Listen, you already know this shit going to YouTube. So, we got to show niggas what St. Louis really is, nigga. Uh-oh. Turn the lights up. Turn the lights up. Turn the lights up. Turn the lights up. Turn the lights up. We got to show these motherfuckers how St. Louis get down. Hey, up top, down the bottom. Hey, we as live as the motherfuckers. St. Louis make some motherfucking noise in this bitch. Uh-oh. We love y'all motherfuckers, man. Damn, she fan. Yes, yeah. Ma'am, you so fan, I don't even know what you selling. I just bought two of them. Two waxes. Come here, I'm doing waxing. Let me get a wax, come here. You trying to get the dick out of me? I know it all. Nah, I'm an old school nigga. I can't be out here smooth digging. I can. These women don't want that smooth dick. They want that curve in that vein. You had your dick too smooth, it's going to be popping out. Can't hear that. Can't be out here smooth digging. Look at all these niggas. Salute to y'all. Make sure y'all walk down them steps slowly. We don't want no injuries. Down bottom, we appreciate y'all the real niggas and real ladies in St. Louis, man. We are the 85 South Shore. We love the shit out y'all, man. DC. At the after party at the marquee, we turn it up tonight. At the after party at the marquee, we turn the fuck up tonight. Where's the marquee? It's down the street. The marquee and the county. We turn the fuck up. Stay here if you have meet and greet tickets. If you got to meet and greet tickets, stay here. We're going to run to the back grill. What's up, pop? This is our adopted father right here, man. This here man, Holiday Inn right here. Yes, sir. We got my nigga show out in the building to St. Louis on what's up, baby. Mr. Remix. St. Louis, we love the shit out y'all. St. Louis, we love you motherfuckers. We appreciate y'all coming out rockin' with us.