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Zant's Domain

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Published on Mar 19, 2011

Here's an original song I put together, dedicated to everyone's favorite blue-skinned, nasally-voiced psychopath!




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Come with me to a world of pure imagination
Go to hell Willy Wonka; this is my destination
It's a land of severe psychological pain
Welcome, friends, to the realm known as Zant's Domain!
(beat)
Padded walls stare at me with menacing grins
I throw my trash away in the loony bin
I was hatched from an egg in a cuckoo's nest
They call me 2 questions short of a sanity test
I take a leisurely stroll down insanity lane
And hop aboard for a ride on the crazy train
Roller coaster curves pave the tracks' progression
They go up and down like my manic-depression
Men in white tackle me to put a stop to my racket
I pick a pair of dress pants to match my straitjacket
I skip merrily through the dementia hills
Where all the rain drops are made out of tranquilizer pills
Dance solo Fluffy!!!...........God, you are so talented!
There's no one there.
Shut up! He's real!
Okay!
(beat)
I start my mornings with Folgers and electroshock
I have painful memories that I would like to block
I pack my nutcase full of office supplies
And go to meetings with squirrels that have the bodies of files
I get off from my job about a quarter to three
I get coffee with myself all twenty-seven of me
Doctors try to diagnose but they don't know jack
I keep my gardening tools in the wacky shack
I go off the deep end at the local pool
I once ate a rabbit 'cause I though it was a mule
When I come up with my plans, I leave logic behind
You better bring a search party 'cause I've lost my mind
(beat)
They call me Rap Master Z!...Z as in...cantaloupe! Big purple meaty cantaloupes.....I love them and their delicious chocolate flavor......Isn't squash just fantastic?!
(beat)
Come with me to a world of pure imagination
Go to hell Willy Wonka; this is my destination
It's a land of severe psychological pain
Welcome, friends, to the realm known as Zant's Domain!

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