Mating Call of the Suburban White Boy-BootyQuest





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Published on Jul 30, 2013

This is a very silly rap that I wrote about the booty.

Original Rap is by Bootyquest (C) 2013

Got that booty so fine, downright arithmatic
mathematically flawless, backside so dramatic
curtains fall down but the ass remains
pardon me while I clean out my semen stains

from my underwear it's blue in case you want to know
I'm just gonna face the wall so my boner doesn't show
watch my flow spitting rhymes like jizz from my urethra
please sit on my face, because I wanna be beneath ya

let me please ya, I'm very good at giving back rubs
please ignore my furry nutsack like a couple bear cubs
I am naked in the club please redirect your eyes.
my dick's hard like a club please redirect your thighs

the number you have dialed momentarily erect
please retry your call once you disconnect
that ass from your back joints, you know it's dislocated
juicy written across the back, and you know it's concentrated

[break] Gotta rap about the booty.

Take a look at these hips, so structurally sound
they could bear my load, as the beat pounds
come on give me your number and we'll go back to my palace
I'll make you a sandwich and then show you my fallac..y

my illogical argument for eugenics.
that booty is the master race, must be those genetics
I'd genocide an innocent people just to hit it
you've got legs that go for miles and an ass that doesn't quit

don't worry baby I remembered to wrap it
now take that healthy ass and let me have a slap
I don't even care if you have an STD,
that butt is so rebellious it could start world war III

I hate to cut this short, but I'm infamously quick
before you even realize it, I'm in and out, shlick
like a ninja except not even half as potent
just kidding it's only me and my hand lotion

[break 2]


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