 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant. They're brilliant. PogChamp, PogChamp, PogChamp, PogChamp. Yep, Charlamagne the God. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Wax is here. You. Taylor is here. Y'all. She didn't bring no sneakers, though. I did bring sneakers. Schultz. I got sneakers. I don't even need a tie. He's so full of shape. You're full of shape, because... You didn't bring no clothes to run track in. Why do I need to? I got my sneakers right here. You want to put on his sneakers and run in that romper? Is that a romper? That's a pair of shoes. You need to be fucked up. I thought it was a dresser earlier. You ain't ready. You just bought the shoes. I am ready. Okay, let's see. You're going to get called out. All right, we're going to call that bluff today. Listen, me and Alex got $100 on this too. Where's Alex at? Well, that's why Alex ain't here. Because he's not going to go. We're going to call that bluff. I want to see if Taylor's going to... You're going to get him. What do you have to wax? What do I just do? She just did a three-minute plank. It was very surprising, too. For real? Just three minutes? Yes! I'm an athlete. Why are you hating? You're not an athlete. I don't know if you're an athlete. You just did a three-minute plank. You still call me an athlete? Yeah, you could be athletic. Yeah, to read the word fomer exists for me. Yeah, you're an athlete. Jesus Christ. I think three minutes is impressive. Very, very impressive. Why is it that when we last three minutes, it's not impressive? Like, we basically planking, right? Like, we're on top of you. Three years of work. Like that. That three minutes is wack, but you just bragging about three minutes right now. Two different things. If you really plank in it, you'll probably hold off anyway. Yeah. But you should do that. You should do a plank and have her doing all the work. And you'll probably last longer. She did it just now? She did it just now. Yes! No, I'm just saying sexually speaking, like, three minutes is subjective. Because in sex, it's wack three minutes. Now you see what three minutes really is. That's what we be holding. If you can hold your breath for three minutes, you're a fish. That's right. Yeah, literally. You're a mermaid. You're a mermaid. If you can hold your breath for three minutes, you're a mermaid. Yeah, that's what happened. You fucked a mermaid. You fucked a mermaid, sweetheart. How do you feel? If I give you three minutes, I'm not not you. You're a fucking mermaid. I'm not a chef or a fiancee. What the fuck are you talking about? Not me. I'm not a mermaid. I'm a fiancee. So you did a three-minute plank and you're going to run today? Yes! Oh, you're going to be musty as shit when you get up. I hope you got some goddamn deodorant. Jesus Christ. Lord have mercy. How was everybody's week, man? It was good. I don't even remember the days anymore. I don't even remember. I'm sitting there like, man, we was just in Miami. We was in Miami. Oh yeah, how was the TikTok YouTuber shit? I thought it was phenomenal. You liked it? I was highly entertained. Really? You know what, and I saw somebody say that. They was like, this motherfucker didn't want to pay for Logan Paul and Floyd Mayweather, but he went to a YouTube TikTokers fight. That's because they're both YouTubers in TikTokers. Nobody's a professional. Everybody likes to see non-professionals fight. Exactly. It's the reason like when you walk by a bar and you see a bar fight, you might see what's going on in here. The reason we on social media and you see a fight, you're going to watch it. None of them are professionals. All of them trained for three months and they went in there and banged out. They was banging. What was it like when Callie was trying to hype up the crowd? Just exactly how it wasn't on social media. I don't know. What was it like? I missed it. But you know Callie was interested and somebody brought up a good point, right? Because I was like, damn. These kids weren't singing like none of Callie's music like that, right? Yeah. And somebody said, well, Callie was Snapchat. Yeah, he's Snapchat. I was like, oh, shit. Callie was Snapchat. That was like four years ago. That's what the person said. It was like, that was like four or five years ago. You know, it's different now. And I was like, I never thought about it. Thought about it. Yes. You know what I mean? So they're saying that Callie just washed. They see, I don't think they were saying he was washed. It was just like your kid's attention span is like this. Yes. You know what I mean? Because I saw them, they went crazy. Lil Baby, when I was interviewing Lil Baby, they went crazy for Lil Baby just by him sitting there. Like, when they said his name, like, ah! Same thing with Migos. Same thing with Lotto. I don't know. I just, I don't know. It's interesting. Who's Lotto? Lotto is a woman rapper. She's saying, what does she sing? What's that song? Big Lotto. What's that song she sang? She got the Gucci Man. I love it. Yeah, I say it. I'm a very freaky girl. Freaky girl remix. But I think that social media, that video of Cal, it didn't seem that quiet when you performed. Am I tripping? No. That's how it looked during social media. I don't know. He always did another one coming. I just saw the clips. I saw the clips of the fights. But I agree with you, man. It's like, if I'm invested in some way in the fighters, they don't need to be professionals. No, it's the sell. You want to see? It's better. Yeah. It's like karaoke of a boxing. I got people in my building that are kind of beefing right now. And you want to see them fight? It's fire, bro. I can't wait to get home. I can't wait to get home. I barely know these motherfuckers, but there's drama in the building. Are you doing anything? I'm talking about the gas on the fire. I'm like, yo, give me the details. What happened? It was good, man. It was some crazy shit going down. And then YouTubers and TikTokers had great story lines. Like, one of them was over the weight. He was like 17 pounds over the weight. Yeah. So he pulled out. And then so they interviewed them at the fight. And one of the dudes was like, yo, he's just a bitch. You don't want to fight me. Like we did it yesterday. I signed the waiver to still do it and he didn't want to do it. And I was like, hold up. I'm invested in that story line. Wait a minute. The overweight guy didn't want to fight? Which one was it? I think a lot. I think the guy was overweight. So whatever. He didn't want to fight. I don't think he could. But then somebody else had to sign a waiver, like a death waiver or something. Yeah, something like that. And so when he signed it, they could have made it happen. But it was something like it was like it had to be done like more than 15 hours before the fight. And it wasn't I don't know what the fuck it was. But I know it was a very intriguing story line. That made me be like, they got to fight in the fall. Yeah, I want to see that. I think it's Tyler with Tyler's somebody and something. And by the way, those YouTubers in TikTokers, y'all better stop acting like those people ain't real live stars, bro. Yeah, they got numbers. Those kids love them. Yeah, they got a number of numbers. Going crazy, yelling and screaming. My daughter who's 12 turns 13 this month. Never has texted me about anything. Except this. She texted me. She's like, are you hosting an event tonight? And I'm like, yeah, why? She's like, is it the YouTube or TikTok event? I'm like, yeah, why? I'm like, how do you know this? She's like, my friends are telling me. I'm like, shit. I guess a whole different world. Yeah, you got to get out of the way. Let them have it. You ain't got no choice. No, no, no, that's stupid. The TikToker thing is stupid. YouTube, I understand. But TikTok is stupid. I'm not on TikToks. I don't even know what's going on on TikTok. Akka said the best. He's like, it's just dudes thirst trapping. Like if you're good. Yeah, it's just like dudes with their shirts off dancing. It's only fans for kids. It's only fans for kids. It's only fans for kids. Just sounds crazy. Can't hit himself. Exactly, though. Only fans for kids. But it's weird, like as a dude, you're supposed to be famous because of your skill at something. You're not supposed to be famous just because you got ads. Like, we never respect people like that. At least when I was growing up, you never respect the dude just because he got a good body. You respect dude because he could either fight, he could sing, he could play ball. There's something that he could do that was exceptional. But you could do this as your thing? A body? Yeah, if you was an action figure. You know how you go like that? You could have the body, but you got to have some action with it. That's it. Action figures. Yeah, you got to fight. Like, we don't even respect dudes that got a good body. You know that's where the term action figure came from, right? What do you mean? Action figure. You know, we say girls got a nice figure. So if you're a guy with a nice figure, you got to be about that action. Yeah. I just made that up, but it sounded amazing. I went with you. I felt good. I supported it. I supported your bullshit. Yeah, yeah. That's what it is. But that's why YouTube and TikTokers have careers because people support their bullshit. They're bullshit, right? Yeah, they're bullshit. I love it though. Do they teach you like little things on TikTok? Like... No, no, no. Now, I will say this. You go on TikTok and like scroll, you can find some interesting things. Like you see some interesting creators. The same shit like with Vine back in the day. Like there were some people just found like creative stuff to do. But the dudes that are just famous for dancing, like there's a dance move that comes out to a song and that's what you're famous for. I'm never going to respect that. Shit. I've never respected it. One of them dudes, I can't remember the name. I think the name was Kale something, a cow. He danced all the way to the ring. Remember, he was dancing in the ring. He lost. He lost, but he was dancing. He was playing the role. I think he used too much energy. I think so too. No, no, I'm not even lying. I'm not even lying. He danced into the ring. And even when he was in the ring, he was doing this little dance like ducking and he was fighting. Yeah. But you know, no, YouTube, YouTube washed the TikTokers. I think the final score was like five to two or some shit like that. Mike got knocked out. That was a good one. That was a good one. We met that kid too. His name was... Michael Lee or something like that. No, no. Well, Michael Lee, no. Michael Lee? No, I think that's... I think Michael Lee got knocked out. He got knocked out. Yeah, Javis knocked out. I think the name was Javis. Javis, something like that. Jarvis, maybe. Jarvis. Yeah, either way, man. Those kids are stars. It's a new world. And you know, they on some get down and lay down shit. By the way, they don't even give a fuck if you get down and lay down because they got the on thing going on. Yeah, they'll go fuck. I can understand people wanting to see them get beaten up. Like, I can understand paying for that. If I was Jake Paul or Logan Paul... Yeah. Why would you ever fight any type of real athlete? Mike, it's more interesting. Like, yo, if I'm... I told you... You can just run to YouTube. Run this shit. Fuckin' TikTok. And pick the people you want to do as you know you want to. That's it. But I wonder if you can make the same money. Like, Logan's not making 20 mil fight in TikTok. I don't know if this is true or not, but they said the main event of this YouTube TikTok fight, both fighters made $5 million. I think that's the last time that will happen. And they said that... Put it like... Those kids were flexing so hard, they were like, I'll bet you a million out my pocket. You can't knock me out. And so they had to pay that up. I got to look at the... Well, actually, I don't know if they got to pay it up because he got TKOed, not KOed. Yeah, that's true. That's true. And if it's a million dollars, I'm going to be very specific. Very specific. I did not go to sleep. I didn't go to sleep. That's right. I do want to see what the pay-per-view numbers were like. Exactly. I don't think the pay-per-view numbers are going to be that big, and I think some people are going to lose money on it. And if they lose money on it, you're not going to see those big persons. Pull it up, Dale. Let's see. I don't know. He has to pull it up. They don't know. They don't know. Don't stress him. Because the focus on one thing and a half. Yeah, just let it happen. Alex Media not with us today. We got Miles in the building. And it's his first day. Miles is scared because Wax is close to him. He don't know what to fucking think. Now I was talking to him earlier. He all right. He all right, cool. Yeah, yeah. I don't know where during the podcast at some point in time, you just got to go like that to him just to see if he's on his feet. Stop. Now he told me he's going to start doing planks. He's going to start doing planks? That's what's up, bro. He'll tell you anything, Wax. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Is that a good thing to do, sir? Should I do some planks? What else would you like for me to do, sir? Let me see if I can put more. Did you hear that Batman don't eat pussy? I hated that shit. I don't understand why. Because he got a mask on. Now the mask is the only thing open for pussy in. I've never seen a muffin move on a mask. No, but he doesn't have a mask here. He has a mask everywhere except his mouth. I got to see that. But basically, there was going to be a scene where he was eating Harley Quinn's pussy in the HBO show. It's a cartoon. They were going to have cartoons eating pussy. Oh, someone just told me about that. And DC stepped in and they were like, yo, heroes don't eat pussy. They're right. That's number one. Now, why does his voice sound like that? You ever hear Batman's voice don't it sound like he being pussy all night? I'm Batman. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And let me tell you something. Harley Quinn needs to watch that pussy because his voice got me sounding like the Hulkster. Now, but can heroes eat pussy, bro? No. I'll tell you why. Why? Why? Why do we need them to have any sex, period? Like, and listen, by the way, I'll tell you one thing that this story did do. Let me know that Harley Quinn got a cartoon on HBO Max because I never knew. And I loved the Harley Quinn movie. I think DC should only focus on doing villain movies. You love all these girl movies. Harley Quinn is dope, y'all. That was I. It wasn't that good. Wonder Woman was one of the best movie stars. I hate it, Wonder Woman. Thank God. What do you mean? Finally. Wonder Woman was trash. Any girl movie that she loved it. There's nothing wonder about Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman was trash, bro. What is the... No, no, no. What's Marvel Wonder Woman? Captain Marvel was good, though. No, Captain Marvel was good. Wonder Woman was trash, both of them. But Harley Quinn was good. Let me think about it. First of all, have you watched anything of Harley Quinn? Not. But the fact that you know that they got Batman eating pussy? Doesn't make you think. No, HBO knows what they're doing. That's what I'm saying. HBO knows what they're doing. That'll get us to watch, though. Yeah, because I was watching... I wasn't even watching it. You heard, like, at the season finale of one of their shows, East Town, The Mayor of East Town, some silly show. It was drama. It was dope. They just shut down the service. HBO Max? Yeah. So people, like, it went viral. Oh, my God, halfway through the finale, we can't find out what's happening. I found out about the show from HBO Max being shut down. This is good marketing. That's what I'm saying. You wonder why. There used to be a time when they'd leave things on the cutting room floor. All this shit is marketing, bro. Why would they have to announce to us, yeah, we cut Batman eating Harley Quinn's pussy? Our Catwoman's pussy. Like, what? What I'm curious about this is what the eating pussy shit is. Like, as a superhero, you already doing so much for others. Like, after you saved the world, why are you eating pussy? Now, I'll tell you this. I agree with you. I agree with you. You spent the whole day saving the world. Some dudes like eating pussy, though. But here's the thing. After saving the world, you're gonna push them out 15 times. This proves how normal Batman is other than money. He's not a superhero. He used to think Superman would ever disrespect himself to even think about going down on Lois Lane. Batman ain't nothing but a human. He'd be down there like, no, that's gripping. Exactly. You think Captain America would ever eat some woman's box? Nah, bro. You think Captain America would ever eat Peggy Carter? No, I'm a superhero. I'm a superhero. Talk about it. I ain't no pussy. Batman ain't nobody a hero. Yeah. He's a human. Without the suit on, he's just a regular vagina muncher like the rest of us. That's facts. So Batman should be eating pussy, but everybody else forget about it. Yeah, he's a super hero. He can't even fly. Yeah, he can't do a fly. You think Iron Man's eating pussy, now you got a robot for that? No, no. You don't think he got a robot to eat pussy? Regular human. Without the suit, he's down there on Pepper Potts. You think? Absolutely. Without that suit, he's down there on Pepper Potts. He ain't got no powers. He's down there on Pepper Potts. But you don't think that you would just outsource that to a robot? You don't think you would find a robot that eat a pussy way better than you? Because the vibrators are. Exactly. You don't think he got a little button on his watch and then a little tongue pops out and starts to eat that pussy? Yo, Iron Man's vibrate is probably fire. Wiggy. Sorry. Iron Man's vibrate is next level. Yes. She's just down there a little to the left. Shut up, bitch. I know exactly where it is. By the way, if you get an incredible Hulk or somebody to eat your box, you're the superhero. Oh, yeah. That's a little dangerous. You get one of those super, if you get a superhero, one of those God level, Omega level superheroes to eat you out, you're the superhero. Yeah. Whoa. Because you haven't noticed they only fall in love with mortals? Interesting. Superman with Lois Lane. You know what I mean? They fall, huh? A regular person? Yes. I'm just saying I thought Lois Lane was regular. She is. That's what I said. They only fall in love with mortals. The superheroes fall in love with the regular people. They not fall in love with others. Superheroes. There you go. Actually, that's not true because your boy Wolverine fell in love with Phoenix or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. That is true. But I hear you. Wolverine Storm. Definitely eats the box. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can feel it. He wanted to feel it too. He's like, yo, go for a run. Right after you finish fighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right after you just stay in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you got these super senses. He smelled a musk a mile away. Yeah, I didn't like that. I don't see the point. I don't see the point of having that in. Maybe I got to see it in context. That's the other thing. Why is Batman going down on Catwoman? Not Catwoman. Uh, Clown Woman. Clown Woman. Ah, fuck it. Harley, Harley Quinn. No, if Batman was going down on Catwoman. No, Harley Quinn. No, they said it was, it's the Harley Quinn show when Batman was going down on, was going down on Catwoman on the Harley Quinn show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Catwoman ain't that bad. Huh? Like Catwoman look. See how blonde hair? I mean, the actress that plays this guy. Catwoman wasn't that bad. How'd she look? Like, what'd you tell us? You just told us you're not that bad, crazy guy. I think... Why were they... Can I ask, like, serious questions? Yeah. I'm not into, like, how you guys are. Don't try to distract from anything that's already. Okay? You need to focus all your energy on the fight that you're going to have later in this podcast with the users of Reddit. Taylor claims she didn't go on Reddit all week long. I don't go on Reddit anymore. She swore on her granddaddy's greats. She didn't go on Reddit all week long. Does anybody in here believe that? Nope, I'm kidding. I don't go on Reddit. You went on Reddit this week. Had to. The only time the first time I ever went on Reddit was because of him talking about he catches poop. That's it. Okay. I'm getting it up right now. You want to do it right now? I'm getting it up right now. You want to go... Who we got? You want to start off hot? No, I want to read them because... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I believe you. I believe you. I want to read them. Let me read them. Here we go. Okay, what's up? Let me read them. You don't get to pick the smoke. Yeah. Okay? I don't care. Let me read them. You want to read them? I want to see. Taylor, are you sure you want to read this up? Because I don't believe you. I don't... Taylor, you know what? Taylor Rose Thread. You know what? You better read her off. Okay, fine. Because I don't want us to be responsible for the bullying she's doing to herself. Okay, so this is just it. Taylor Rose Thread. This is an official Rose Thread. By the way, it's like 500 of them. I know. Made it light-hearted. Put me lit, baby. You got to stop jiggling her stuff. This is no for a bullying harassment. Taylor herself will be reading these next episode. Get your jokes off and upvote. Okay, let's do it. Oh, Miles got to pull them up. All right, Miles, do you know how to do it? Stop. Miles is shaking right now, bro. Miles is fucking shaking. Miles Wax hates when he's fucked up, bro. Go to Brilliant Idiots on Reddit. And it will be the first thing. Taylor ain't thick. She's just compressed. Whoa. Holy shit. That was pretty good. Shot while you get them up. Oh, holy shit. Holy god. Holy shit. Y'all ready? Taylor's not thick. She's just going... Hey, if Taylor can read one page of Harry Potter book without fucking up, I'll donate 100,000 Duvall's GoFundMe. Jesus Christ. This is corny, though. Like, they can't come hardly. Let's go. All right, Herman. Um... Taylor, Taylor's brain switched to Windows. Vista, every time she has to read the question. It's too far away. Oh, man. Can you make it bigger? Taylor built, like, Squidward after he ate all them crabby patties. You know what, though? They not lying, because I definitely gained that freshman 15, and I definitely was. They not lying? You said you got a freshman 40? No. Freshman 15 was real. I thought it was 40. Shut up. It's only 15? Yeah. Taylor's the brain-inspiration of Molly from First Take. Okay. Hold on. No, this is funny. I wouldn't need Taylor's height, weight, or dress size to see she could hit the A gap like a motherfucker. Built like Charlotte, but things like wax. Worst of both worlds. Holy shit. What's the... I'm not reading that one. What's the A gap? I'm not reading Young Donald Darko. Taylor looks like Bojack Horseman if he put on weight. Taylor, I don't know why you do this to yourself. Who's that? Who's Bojack Horseman? Hold on. This is good. Taylor, you should not do this to yourself. Oh, this is good. Taylor's built, like, one of them mini-fridges you find in student housing. Stop reading these shit. All right. Stop. Let Taylor read those on her own. She look like her resting, okay. Whoa. Uh, she always be cracking up every time. Tell her some more, Miles. I would treat her as a... Oh, you can really know. Shit. Holy shit. Read with senior grandpa, but wrote Taylor. Taylor got my Cyrus guns. Bitch needs a gun. First of all, who's calling a bitch? That's what you have said? Yes. I don't know what Taylor was talking about. I don't know if I'm talking about anything else. You know, Taylor's the type of person that complain that her sushi is raw. Bro, Taylor. What? Vino. Look what Vino said, Taylor. These are worse than my dad does. Taylor, look what Vino said. She got grown-up gums and Tyler cheese. You say these are low. Say this shit with your chest. The same way you read... She got grown-up gums and Tyler cheese. Temporary eggplant. What temporary eggplant? Trunk-sized teeth? That's what I'm saying. I don't even think you got small teeth, to be honest. I don't. Yeah, I'm like, I have big teeth. No, but they're not saying you have small teeth. They're saying your gums are so big that it looks like you got small gums. Taylor and yo got your twins. Taylor, you are visibly uncomfortable. You not built for this and you know it. Stop it. Don't do this to yourself. Show me. I go to work with you every day with someone that... I don't tease you. Are you kidding me? Taylor, I tease you. Are you kidding me? When do I tease you? Well, you're so foolish. I do not tease you at all. You're so foolish. Taylor, you need to sprint your ass away from the mic. Somebody say, Taylor built like the ladybugs off bugs life. She is dope, though. Whoa, read what winter individual 4-4-2 said without crying. Taylor is the fat chick that thinks she is thick. That she is thick because her ass shakes. Okay, you need to shut your shaving, grinch-looking ass up and let the boy's flow. Boy's flow. She's spelled boy's wrong. We know you get ignored by everyone else. Don't pull your weight into people's ears. No one cares what you got to say. No, read the whole thing. You left one word out. Fiona. No one cares what you got to say, Fiona. Whoa. Yeah, this one's decent. Taylor sounds like she used her finger under every word when she reads. I saw that before. Taylor likes she can suck her own dick. Whoa, read what Detective Screech said, Taylor. Where is that? Right there. Fun size, fun for who, not for the sort of mattress? I don't get it. I don't get that one. What sort of mattress? Can you tell me what it is? I don't think it matters at this point, though. Taylor? I'm not, like, I'm not really a friend. You don't understand comedy. These are great. These are worse than my dad jokes for real. All right, well, guess what? I'm going to save all of these. I use them back six months from now when you get on my nerves. Okay. Taylor, what happens when you stand too close to the microwave for long periods of time? No, it says, Taylor, is what happens when you stand too close. Anything else? It's a lie. Taylor looks like you lose. Whoa, my God. Look at Dr. H, yo. Look at Dr. H. Look at Dr. H, yo. Where's that one? Where's that? Right there, man. Was Taylor's sandwich pre-minute count? Yo. I don't get half these jokes, though, so they're not coming off to me late. What about this one? Taylor's belly pierced and smelled like wax's dreads. Jesus Christ. How come they in so on you, too, wet? Scroll down some more. These are harsh, man. None of them are. None of them are, Taylor. I don't like it. Shut up. You think I'm losing sleep by any of this shit? I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm bored. Whoa. Rewisauce.com said. Where is that? Right there. Why are you slandering heavy tea? I am heavy. The fuck? You think so? On the bottom, sure I am. Show is. All right. No, I'm bored. I don't want to do this no more. I think this is too harsh. Let me tell you something. You can't take you. How long have you been on this podcast for? I don't know. They've been talking shit on the same shit on the YouTube. Like, it's not nothing serious. All right. I don't know. But thank y'all for making me lit even more. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You're not lit, Taylor. They mean 500 comments. So obviously I'm on their mind and everything else while I'm about to lose no sleep over this. Wow. And she said the jokes were trash. Reddit, you just going to take that? I know. Let's go. You just going to take that, Reddit? Yo, that's crazy when you just body slam them. Isn't it crazy how they just got body slammed? I'm not reading under those. I think they're too harsh. He's so annoying. I don't like talking about certain things when it comes to women, because I know they're sensitive about it. But what? Because men are sensitive about it. What did they say? Age. Weight. Weight. Age. I know exactly what I look like and everything else. So. Weight is crazy. We're not like that. 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Charles Barkley said something too, buddy. I'm bored of it. It's cool that you see these high profile celebs talking about it because they'll put pressure on the big networks to make the changes needed. Like, you know, if you got people like myself, whatever that operate on the independent sector, we're not putting pressure on the networks to change that. And the networks that I do business with are going to accommodate what I want to do, right? But when you get to Kevin Hart and you get Charles Barkley talking about like, yo, these execs are corny. We're just making fat jokes. Like, we're just talking shit. Great segue. I'm just saying, we're going from fat jokes to fat jokes. It's nice to see them talk about because it will get, you know, some more exposure and like show how ridiculous things have gotten. But at the same point in time, it's like we've had this conversation for like the last two years. Yeah, I mean, you need to get tired of it eventually, right? It is the thing. Thank you for that, of course. Cancel coaching is, I don't even think it's a real thing. I do agree with Cat Williams and Kevin Hart there. But here's the thing. It's real. Why is it not real? I don't, the only reason I say it's real is because nine times out of ten, it's just outrage, right? So people on social media get upset and they start pointing the finger, but they really don't have the power to do anything. Like, the cancellations, but that doesn't come from them. That comes from the network making a decision or this company making a decision. But aren't you, don't you think that that decision is informed by that outrage they see online? But that's to your point, that's what I thought you were saying. The companies and networks, they got to stand firm and be like, man, this shit going to be going after 24 hours. Like these people really don't give a fuck. Like they act like they give a fuck. They're going to move on, you know what I mean? And if you constantly just cut people because they said something or did something that offended individuals and people have outrage, God damn, you're going to be hiring and rehiring a whole lot. Oh, my God. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm shocked that the fucking, the people who are trying to get these celebs canceled, I'm surprised they believe the networks. Like that's the craziest thing. Like the guy from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, how he got fired or whatever like that. And it's like, you believe the network cares about racism? Like the same show that just never had black people on for a while, you know what I'm saying? Like you think that they care about humanity, the same show that like gets people drunk and like tries to put them in the most humiliating situation possible so they get ratings. You know what's so wild? You think they care? Like all these networks, sorry to cover you, but like all these networks that like once Game Month comes around, they're like, we love gay people as long as we can make money on it. And then the game is over and it's like, all right, take down all the flags, fuck all that shit. Like they just care about making money. Why do you believe that them canceling one person means they care? They're doing it as a performance. By the way, it's not a cancellation because Homie from The Bachelor ended up with like $25 million. As he should have. So that's the other thing that people don't realize when you're getting rid of, you know, these this talent or whatever it is that you have on your platforms. It's like, yo, you still got to pay him. You got to pay him. It's not like they broke any moral codes or violated any moral standard rules, especially when it's with, you know, some old shit. You're just literally reacting to people's outreach. Bro, he won $25 million to not. To not do nothing? Like not hang out with these motherfuckers. I don't gotta go to work. Oh my God. I just got my contract. I got whatever the terms of my contract you paid me out to walk away. Thank you. That's a score. Yo, talking about getting paid, bro, what did you think about the call her daddy girl? I loved it. $60 million. I loved it. For three years from Spotify. Listen, one thing I am never. It's both the girls, too. Nah, I broke that up. Sophia with an F left. Andrew definitely broke that up. You're welcome, Alex Cooper. I saved you $30 million. Yo, I need a little. You want to tell the story? Tell the story. All right, so a million times. But I need a bunch of, I need a few million. Don't you think I deserve a few million, bro? At least something. Because she would have to split $60 million. But now she doesn't have a co-host. Nah, if she still had Sophia with her, they'd have got $100 million. Easily. Yo, yo, yo, who saw you on, yo? Don't you think? I was just saying, like, who saw you on? If they were still together, if those two were still together, the podcast would have continued to grow, even though I think the controversy probably did help it. But I would think a lot of that $60 million came from the name, call me daddy. If I was Sophia F, I would be feeling away today because I helped build this name. Yeah, I can. But at the same time, the other girl was doing all the work. The other girl actually edited it and shit like that. Really? Yeah, the other girl is smart, like savvy. She understands, like, me. I don't know either one of them. No, I don't know enough about it because I've never listened to it. But when I heard that she edited it, like, immediately I have respect for that because that shit takes time, you know? So going in there and talking shit, don't get me wrong. We do that for a living. I love, this is the fun part. But if you're willing to spend time, like hours in the booth, chopping shit up, I'm like, okay, you're more than just I suck dicks. Yeah. Because you got to be more than I suck dicks. I've never listened to the podcast ever. I just know that they're super popular. I know the name, call me daddy. When they had the controversy, when they broke up, I read about it. And yeah, I salute anybody that's able to get that kind of money in the podcast space. 60 million. Clearly they got the numbers. That's the thing people don't realize about the podcast game. The podcast game really is a numbers game. If you got them numbers, you will get paid accordingly. Simple as that. Yeah. You know, I'm not going to sit here and act like Jen Dan, race and stuff probably don't play an issue. But I haven't seen it yet in the podcast game. I see people get paid what the podcast is worth. 60 million, bro. 60 million dollars. Black Effect got to start raising them payments, bro. Um... Well, it's different for us, though. Nah, I'm fucking around, I'm fucking around. No, no, no. But I read not to say different Spotify's behind a paywall. Yeah, I'm teasing. You know what I mean? So we doing okay. 60 million is crazy though. But once again, man, it's not too many podcasts that get the numbers that call me daddy gets. What numbers were they getting, man? Nah, they do millions. They bet. They do? Chris Moreau. Chris Moreau, tell us about your favorite podcast. He might not be there. I thought he was there. But nah, they got to be doing millions, bro. You see somebody get 60 million for three years? That's real. I mean, that's pretty much... I'm shocked that Barstool didn't know none of the IP had a name. Yeah, they gave them that away. But that's the thing with Barstool, that's just not their business model. They can't compete with that 60 million. You can't compete with 60 million, bro. That's a different thing. Come on. That's just a different thing. If anything, you better off partnering with Spotify in some way, shape, or form. And like, I don't know, licensing your podcast to them and still keep it a Barstool production. I don't fucking know. I can't tell nobody how they do their business. But Salute to... They got too big for the brand, bro. Who? Call me daddy. They just got too big for Barstool. I mean, they was up there. I mean, I used to see them up there with Rogan every single week. Battling. That's what I'm saying. So, you know, listen, they did the numbers to... What do you think that is? Why do you think that... Like, me personally, I don't know an unsuccessful sex positive. Is that what they call? Yeah, they give like 9.5 million. Sex positive podcasts. How much? I just seen right here, 9.4 million. At what? Call me daddy. A month? I don't know about a month. I'm just looking at like the tracks and stuff right here. But I guess the point before I'm trying to say is like, that's a very successful genre for women. I mean, why wouldn't it be? But why is it? Because of the name of Weezy's new show. On few. Yeah, but I get what I'm... Sex cell. But here's the thing, what's weird about us, they're like, we'd rather listen to girls talk about sucking dick than watch them suck dick. Like, the internet is right there and porn is free. I think these guys like doing it all. So they run out of porn and then they're like, oh, I want to hear sucking dick. I'm in my car. I'm listening to them talk about sex. You know what's crazy? What about the sex thing? I get home on my cornhub. And the day you got the sex hotline. Exactly, sex hotline. Remember, they used to have the 1-800 numbers online. You could call $5 a minute. You used to listen to girls talk about sex. We got a sex addiction, bro. We got to kick that shit. That's life. The world is sex. Bro, we're all here because of sex. Everybody in this room that breathes is a product of sex. If a bug walks in here right now, it's a product of sex. Sex is life. There's nothing, regardless of what your gender is, your sexuality is, you like sex. Yeah, but we could talk about getting our dick sucked every week on this podcast. They ain't going to hit those numbers. There's something about women. Now we start talking about sucking dick. Okay. We going to get a deal. Hey. We going to get a dick, dick, dick. Oh, yeah. Yeah, wax. Come on now. I'm bad you want that 60 million wax. I'm bad you want it. I'm bad you want it. I promise you. Now you're not competitive, huh? Last week was like, I'm not going to box anybody. I'm not going to box any meat. I think people are more interested in women talking about fucking because if women talk about fucking publicly, especially if they like almost label themselves whores or sluts, there's a scarlet letter that's associated with that. I think y'all are fronting on the LGBTQ community. I think I figured out why the slept podcasts are so popular is because once girls do that publicly, they can't get rid of that. That's a stain. Okay, I was trying to talk about this on the flagrant two podcasts we were talking about. It's like, that's with you forever. You know, if you're someone who talks about getting fucked all the time and sucking all these guys' dicks, it might be hard for you to find a guy this cool with your past like that. Now we all know that people have had past, but that doesn't mean that we've shared that past publicly. Why don't you put it out there? You put it out there in the world. You're like alive all the time. You're kind of branded. But we just said that though. I know and it probably is tough for Weezy. You know, I think Weezy is absolutely amazing. I just love hanging out with her. I think she's absolutely great, but it might be hard for her to date the type of guy that she wants because that guy might be a little bit upset with the fact that she shared so much about this with her past, you know? That's a secret. Right or no? Like, that's a secret. Let me hear my guy Big Soldier said about me, man. What happened? Big Soldier mad at me. That little bar while I wasn't rich since I was a kid, I was in the street selling you talking about, y'all. Don't know me. Hey, stop speaking on my name, bitch. Fuck you, tell my niggas gonna be this every time. You want to see me show out? That's what the fuck you gonna get because I ain't no nigga finna sit here telling me where I'm from, nigga. You said this or bow out, son? I'm a grown man, nigga. I'll be telling me where the fuck I'm from, nigga. You don't know shit, nigga. I love Soldier. But it sounds like you're speaking about while. Is he speaking about while? What? No, he's not. I'm a young man, nigga. Bitch, I ain't nigga don't know shit about me. What the fuck I look like? You know, I ain't motherfucker. Tell me where I'm from. Why you got a fuck with me like that? Prove me where the fuck I'm from. Who gives a fuck? I'm about to give a fuck where I'm from. Bitch, I ain't nigga. I said I'm from where I'm from, nigga. What the fuck? What's the big idea, nigga? What's the big deal, nigga? You might be talking to the people in the comments. He said... What's that, nigga? I'm from Atlanta, nigga. And that's that. That's the soldier I like. I like Soldier. I love... Listen, I love Soldier, boy. I did not... I don't even associate Soldier Boy with Atlanta. I just don't. Where do you think he's from? I never thought about it, nigga. I really never thought about it. When he came, when you were asking him, he kept saying I'm from Bumpgill. He kept saying all these different names. He just quit. Yeah, that's what I said. I thought... I don't fucking know. I just... So when they said that, when Envy was like, yo, Soldier Boy need to be on the Mount Rush from Atlanta, I'm like, yo, Soldier Boy not even from Atlanta. I don't know. Is he from Atlanta? I... I... I... We really don't know. He's Soldier Boy. I... I... He's Soldier Boy. He's Soldier... I thought Soldier Boy was from the Internet. I don't... I don't think about where Soldier's from. Louisville, so. Where's that from, Ohio? Shut up. Now, he was born in Chicago. Okay. He was born in Chicago. That I know. But then he did say he was from Bumpgill. I don't know. I love Soldier Boy. If we can... If we can get Soldier Boy like that once or twice a month. That's hard. It's good for the game. It's good for the game. I like Big Soldier. I can't wait to sit down and have a conversation with Big Soldier again. Soldier. From the bottom of my heart, you're not from Atlanta. Oh, Lord have mercy. Now, I'm going to tell you right now. Soldier, you're letting the white boy talk. I know. You think... You think it's a game. You play with Big Draco if you want to. Soldier. He just told you he did. You play with Big Draco if you want to. You're from Canada. You play with Big Draco if you want to. We all know it. All right. Okay? Play with Big Draco if you want to. We all know it. You're a Canadian kid. Okay. We know this. Grow up with healthcare, private school. You even went to college. Think it's a game. You went to college, Soldier. Soldier makes more than goddamn girls clap. Say what? Soldier let them hammer in. He just told you he did. With snowballs, Soldier. While you were up there in Canada and all your snow, and you see lions and shit, we know what you were doing. You were the first rapper from Canada, actually. Way before Drake. Big Soldier. It was Draco. I love Soldier, boy. I love Soldier, boy. I mean, it's got to be two different type of Mount Rushmore as a hip hop, though, like when it comes to Atlanta. Because you got an OG generation that you cannot ignore. The OG generation to me should be Jermaine Dupri, Lil Jon, T.I. And then one head with Big Boy on one side, Andre 3000, that's outcast. Because everything in Atlanta could stem from those four individuals. The group in those three individuals. Now, you can have a new era where it's the Soldier boys, if that's Atlanta. Future. Future. Migos and Gucci. Is it possible that maybe Soldier, and in all seriousness, is it possible that maybe Soldier Boy's not on the Mount Rushmore but he is in some way on the Mount Rushmore of influence? Like, I don't think he's ever died than I influenced on the game. Soldier Boy was the first artist getting... I think it was ringtones? Yeah. The first artist getting all this ringtone money? Even when he, like, kind of hacked Napster, did you hear about that? No, Soldier. Yeah, when he took his song and put it under the name of everybody else's song. Listen, I... Come on, man. You know we give Soldier Boy all the credit, man. We literally called him Jesus. He is Jesus. We got a lot of love for Soldier over here. He's Jesus. He's Soldier Christ. He's like, we respect Soldier Boy. We love you, Soldier. We love you. We just bustin' your balls, but... I just really did not know if he was from Atlanta. I've never thought about it. And that's kind of cool. His identity exists outside of where he's from. There are a lot of people who tie their identity to where they're from because where they're from might be a place that's really cool and they want to associate themselves with that cool until they're bigger than that. Right? With Soldier, like you said, from the internet, Soldier-Soldier. Yeah, because I don't even remember, like, even when you talk about the wave of ATL artists, I don't even remember ATL saying, yo, Soldier's one of us. And I don't remember Soldier throwing up the AE. I don't remember... If it happened, I don't remember nothing. Yeah. But clearly, you know, I know he lived there and probably since he was a kid. 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That's what it was. But even if you witnessed it, I would think it would HR. I don't think HR can say I fired him because he wouldn't listen to a woman. I don't think that... It sounds like performative woke nonsense from Chris, but you always hope that it's not. But it's just such a horrible thing. I believe Chris. When Chris said that's the reason he fired him, I just want to know from an HR standpoint, is that legal? I mean, there are certain states where you could fire someone for whatever reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, to work states, I think they're called. But it just seems odd because how do you prove it? Like, what if this woman told you do something but it wasn't a good idea and in your field of expertise, you thought there might be a better idea? Like, is there any room to push back? You could tell. You could tell. What? You could tell. I mean, the only reason I can say you could tell is because I've known some individuals who I've worked with and you can tell the disdain they kind of have. And then when you have conversations with them, they'll explain patriarchy. Like, they'll explain it in a way. Like, they'll say little things. Justify it? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? They'll say little things like, I mean, that's one of the reasons, you know, women couldn't really... Leah, you could never have a woman pray. Like, little stuff like that. And you'd be like, oh. Wow. I love those guys. They're hilarious. Dude, we had a guy, I mean, it's just absolutely hilarious. We had a guy on the tour, he was opening up for us. I mean, this is totally different. He's not, like, one of the... He's not sexist, but like, he just has, like, wild beliefs as well. Like, he believes in flat earth. Like, he doesn't believe in dinosaurs. Like, Angus Black, he was hilarious comic. He opened up for us in Virginia Beach and usually on the road with Corey Holcomb. But like, dude, we were in the green room just going, bro, keep talking. Tell us what you think. Like, are there aliens? He thinks white people are lizards and shit like that. I've heard that theory, the reptilian theory. The reptilian theory, but it's so much fun listening to him because he's like a really smart, like, funny guy. And he's like, listen, man, I don't know if it's true or false. I just watch the videos and some of the shit kind of makes sense. And you're like, just keep going. So any people that have, like, crazy beliefs are just so interesting to talk to. Even if you disagree with absolutely everything, just keep going, bro. Keep spinning. This is fun. You know, I had some thoughts about patriarchy, right? Okay. You really, like somebody had to really go out of their way to, like, create patriarchy. Did they? Or did women just not want to lift heavy things? Stop. But here's the thing, though. Women lift, women... The patriarchy exists on a plane when the overhead bin, you can't get your luggage out, all of a sudden it's full, right? But women lift the heaviest thing. Which is? Goddamn kid. Yes, nine pounds. No, you're thinking physical. You ain't got no kids. Is that? You couldn't last... I can't do it. You could not last a day with a kid, and I don't care what age they are. It's horrible. Man, bro. Like... I love him. He's so... Yo, honestly... I don't care what he says. I don't care what he says. I see it. I live it. I got three kids. That's the attention. I'm pretty sure I could take care of my kid. Yeah, take care, like... Your kids, I don't want that shit, but my kid, yeah. Take care about, like, I put a bottle in his mouth. Like, lean in. Yeah, give him a leash. Show you make sure he's in an area where he's safe. You know what I'm saying? Like... Do I have my phone with me? Can I look at my phone, too? And then look at the kid every once in a while? Exactly. See what I'm saying? Dad, what's wrong with that? Dad's the... But you can't do that with children. Children, you have to mic... When I say micromanage... It's like watching a plant grow. Ooh! Lord, have mercy. Listen, there's no question about... You never had a baby... Sorry, what'd you say, honey? No, go ahead. No, no, you go. I was gonna say, you know how the baby said, like, a little kid or nothing like that when you were... Nothing? Uh, I'm not probably baby sad, but like, you know, I don't know. Man, nobody trusts you with a kid. Yeah, like why? Here's the thing, right? I'll go ahead, you. Let's think about it, right? Men, we impregnate women. Yeah, yeah. But everything starts with them. I'm talking about literally everything. So, from the time the baby is conceived... He's like this all day. To the nine months... He's like this all day or just on the clock? You can listen to Angus Black, talk about fucking reptilian white people. So much preferred to do that. Then listen to women, you massage... It's so hard to be a woman. Then listen to all women. No, no, no, I'm not saying it's hard. I didn't say it was hard to be a woman. I said that the nat... We really had to go out of our way to create this societal patriarchy because nature does not have it set up that way. No, nature does. And that's why the patriarchy... No way. What happened might was right back in the day. The strongest dudes back in the day are the ones that could provide for women and protect women. Because that's based off how we look at power. No, but that's based on how we get food in our mouths, right? Like... Explain lions, then. Yeah, the strong fucking lion, the one who could beat the shit out of all the other lions. No, no, women, the women are. No, the lion is going to hunt the food. Yeah, no, no, no. The lion just goes to hunt the food because lions are pimps. They're like, all right, ladies, now that y'all belong to me, y'all go get the food and I'm gonna eat that shit and I eat first, Daddy eats first. But when the male lions come over... I got to control it. Exactly, the male lions come... Matter of fact, one just died recently. There was a lion that and him and his two brothers controlled this pride. I forget exactly what it was, maybe in South Africa, but they did it for like seven years. So it's an incredibly long amount of time. And what that means by control means they had this whole area and all the female lionesses in that area, they held it down. And all these dudes try to come up and check them and they say, nah, and they fuck them up and those dudes got to run somewhere else. But you said specifically get the food. The lioness has got to do everything. The lion just chills. But that's women. Say what? That's what women do. They go shopping, take care... But we got to take care of the pride, too. Listen, I'm not... Women do everything. No, no, I'm not... By the way, by the way, now I'm just talking... Forget our girls. I'm talking about who led us when we were young. Yo, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. We mean everything. World War II, how many women died in it? World War I? You know what I'm saying? Like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not part of this. I'm not part of this. Like, men never did nothing in history. Shit. You know what I mean? Bruh. I mean, when the boys went out to Germany to fuck the motherfucking Nazis up... Stop! What about them, yo? What about them? Listen, listen, listen. Oh, the boys, it dies. No doubt. But guess what? No doubt. But guess what? When it comes to... When it comes to every... When the terrorists ran planes in the Twin Towers? Who said? When it comes to... The boys! When it comes to everyday life. Yeah. The thing that makes all of us go. The reason all of us are sitting right here right now... Yeah. It's because of mama and grandma. It's both, bro. Daddy got to work, too. Yes. You feed your daughters, don't you? Of course. But it's a different... Yeah, but stop, man. Because y'all are just... I don't like this shit on men's shit. I'm not shitin' on men. You shitin' on men. You can't... You sound like the people... It's father's day you shit on men. This is a week of father's day coming up this week. You shit on men. No, you sound like the... That's disrespectful. You sound like the people who think just that somebody's talking about one thing. Why you hate your home, bro? You're not listening. We need self-love. You're not listening. You're really nice. When you look at women in the way things are designed, everything starts with them. And you're lying to yourself if you say... That's a lie, too. So you're saying you got more... You got more nurturing from your dad than your mom? Nurturing your patience. What? It's a lie. It's no way. It's a lie. It's not even close. I got 10 times more. My mom is like a tough Scottish woman. The roles were reversed in our family. And that's different. Yeah. That's different. For us, for me, I don't know. It was mama. It was definitely mom. Mom, grandma, aunts. Nurturing and making sure everything is good with mom. And by the way, it's natural leadership is my point. Yeah. Like women naturally lead. Why do we have to tear down dudes to big up women? Who taught them, dude? You're the only person she's gonna do it with. I didn't say it out, dude. Not once. Taylor. He just talked about women. He just... Taylor. No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna talk because you're not gonna do this shit. No, you're not gonna do this shit. You just got to split this. Taylor, I need... Men are talking. If you could please shut the fuck up. I swear to God. You see three men having a conversation. We're talking about... We're trying to talk about women. We don't need a woman's point of view. You don't need your perspective. We're trying to take down the patriarchy. And only we are strong enough to take down the patriarchy. Okay, so please... Nobody wants to hear a woman. Why would we need a woman's point of view? Talking about the street for women. Exactly. If y'all were strong enough, we wouldn't have this patriarchy in the first place. But fortunately for us, we don't need it. No, no, maybe you're not doing this right now. What I see a lot of motherfuckers do is they got to tear down dudes in order to be a woman. I'm like, yo, we do some fire shit, too. Okay, ground history. Yeah, we fucked up, but the people in power always fuck up, okay? Because those are the people who have the power to fuck up in the first place. But in terms of risking our lives for women, in terms of protecting women, we are out here and putting food on the table and a roof over our head. I'm never going to shit on men, especially now on Father's Day before that. Well, guess what? I would not want to live under no roof that a man is in control of. If a man got to deal with the food every goddamn day and keep it in the house in order... I mean, if we keep it in the box, all the best chefs in the world are men. But are they cooking? I don't want to cook it for me. All the best chefs in the world. I mean, you go to the food channel. I know the best chefs? My father-in-law, the great chef. There you go. He's a creator. My wife actually learned to cook from her father. All I'm simply saying is... No, I understand what you're saying. It's like when you're... And we do this in companies, but we don't do it with each other, which is weird, but in a company, right? You'll have a figurehead. But that figurehead will always give the credit to somebody who's supposed to be under him, right? And be like, well, that's really the heart and soul of this company. That's who really makes this shit go. Yada, yada, yada. That is women. That's all I'm saying. The neck. The woman is the neck, the man is the head. Can I say something, though? Yes. Because I will say, I will shut up. I will say, I will say more the other day, that y'all have a hard life, too, if you think about it. Because... We know it! No, with this world woman's perspective, I'm just saying, like, you know, Robert comes in the house. You have to get up and see what's going on. Titanic is sinking. Women and children go on the boat. Like, we don't want to live, too. What a reaction. Like, we ain't got play-ins on Tuesday, y'all. You ain't done nothing to do. You shouldn't did your push-ups. The reality of the situation is, you and your woman should be at the gun range together. So if somebody break in the house, and what about if you not home? What about the boat? That's a fact, too. What about the boat? The boat is sinking. Women and children free. Why women and children get to go on that shit? Why? Why is that? Like, I don't want to hang out with my kid. Like, I don't also love my kid. But that's silly, though. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't even want to go to America. You're a bitch-ass woman. I always thought that was silly. It is silly. I don't agree with that. Because everybody should be trying to escape. Thank you. If the kid is a teenager, then the mom gets to die. If the kid is a baby, the mom got to stay alive. What? Wait, what? If it's a baby, the mom got to stay alive. If it's a kid like a teenager, the father I take over, the mom gets to die. Oh, I hear what you're saying. He's saying, like, the mom's duty is done once the kid is a teenager. And it's up to the pops. He got to take over. Yeah, I don't know if I 100% agree with that. I'll take him out with the book. Shit. Ah, listen. And I was going to say, too, like, y'all born with y'all dicks. Like, y'all can't choose with if y'all want to have a big digger night. That sucks. What? Yeah, but you guys are born with your pussies. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, but we're also still, like, versions of it. Like, it opens up. Nah. Your pussies could be big. They're girls with pussies. You haven't seen them girls walking down the street. You know what's fucked up about this conversation? What? You know what's fucked up about this conversation? You never see a girl jump across a bar and fall in love. I'm in here talking about women's natural leadership and how a patriarch leads them bullshit. And she reduced women's today pussies. No, she reduced us to dicks. Oh, we are not dicks. Like, we ain't here fighting wars. I'm not fighting wars with my dicks. This is horrible. You actually are. That's the only reason why you're fighting. Damn. We were not even thinking. Back in the day, we was like, yo, everybody can say whatever the fuck they want. And, you know, a few dudes are like, wha? Yo, are you sure? You guys going to my house? Yeah. Mind go. How many of them motherfuckers were married? That's what we need to find out. It was a single motherfucker who was like, they can say whatever they want. That's crazy, bro. That is a crazy thing. You know, one of the motherfuckers found out, I was like, pump the brakes. You out your mind. But they didn't write freedom of speech for them. Say what? They didn't found any fathers wrote freedom of speech for them. Old white men. Yeah. That's who was supposed to have freedom of speech. Yeah, that was when you talked to one person a day. Everybody's house was like two miles from one another. There was no phones. There was no phones. Nothing, no communication. You want to speak freely when you finally see someone. Listen, think about that, though. You fine with anybody saying whatever the fuck they want. I don't got to hear you. Yo, I'm not talking to you. And all of a sudden, we start having neighbors and it's like, yo, we should have some limitations to this freedom of speech. We're going to rewrite this shit. You know what I mean? Puerto Ricans move into neighbors. You're like, these guys are loud. Yo, can we have a volume check? Freedom of speech. Come on. Freedom of speech stops at 10 p.m. That's real. These Puerto Ricans is talking all night. That's real, yo. For real. Yo, we need a time machine so we can go back and back. Yo, what the fuck we don't think of? Yo, y'all might want to rethink this freedom of speech. Freedom of speech, nine to five, yo. Freedom of speech is from nine to five. After five, we can slow it down or something. Limitation. Hey, by the way, that's another thing. I've been thinking about all of this stuff. Go. I hate freedom of speech, too, and I'll tell you why. Okay, here we go. Because it's never been real. It's always been across the shit you say. Always. Yeah. It's never been real. It's never been a real thing. Yeah, they shouldn't have used freedom. Are you free to get your ass worked? Yeah, because it's true. It is a freedom to it, but they make it seem like it's a consequence-free freedom. That's what they make it seem like. And that's what people stand on, right? When somebody says something they don't like, you punch them in the mouth. Oh, man, I can do it. It's free speech. What does it do with them when he was in a wax car jacking off? Free speech. Free country. The free fucking country. Free country. Same shit. He's really right, though. Yeah. It was a consequence from that, though. Yeah. What is it? Like someone else finishes you jerking off? No, the consequence was really nothing this time. I just kicked him a little bit. Oh, you just beat him up. I ain't beat him up. I just, I couldn't touch him. That'd be really funny if you're like, my car, my rules. And then you just start jerking the guy. And it comes in your own face. Make him come in his face. Yo, that's crazy, son. How was that funny? Yeah. That's a different level of bullying, bro. You know, to bully into a whole new level. Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah. Chill out, wax. Chill out. But it's always been a cost to free speech. Yes. And I don't know why we act like it's not. It's never been free. A lot of people get away with it, though. A lot of people get away with it. You're allowed to do it. There's just consequences. There's consequences. But you are allowed. I think that's what they're basically things. Like, they're like, yo, you can't say whatever you want and not go to jail for it. But someone might fucking love you. You can go to jail, too. But what you say? If you yell out fire in the theater or a motherfucking bomb on the airplane or whatever the fuck, you can't, I can't walk up to a cop and say, I should shoot you in the face. Yeah. That's a fucking threat. That's a threat. A terrorist threat? Like, the whole concept, we do need to go back in time. And just redo some shit. All of this shit, man. Yeah, you gotta do a little bit. All of this shit. All we really need. Nah, I love free speech, though. That's fire. It's not free, though. But it is fire, though. Like, it is fire. If you could say what you wanted with no consequences, it would be consequences. I like the consequence thing, though. Yeah, you gotta just keep people in line. Say what? Keep people in line for the consequences. It does. Consequences do keep people in line. And consequences make you feel, make you realize if it's even worth saying. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you measure somebody up. You're like, I don't know if it's worth it. She raised Worth Cal, calling the wax a bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rather not. Yeah, but then not everybody got the same consequences. You know, because you could probably call more people bitch than could call you bitch. Of course. But, you know... So, what's your check? Maybe a girl called me a bitch and nothing I could do. Ain't that crazy? So, women really got freedom of speech, though. They can do it though. Women actually got freedom of speech? No, I'm not going to talk to like that to women girls, though. Oh, yeah, Chrissy getting that work. Yo, but you know what Chrissy's problem is? It's like... She's talking to a dude, she'll be all right. Yeah, but her... Well, she was. She was, they were saying. Gay dude at that. Dude, she was gay. Nah, but she was... This is Chrissy's fault. They broke him. Chrissy is down to cancel somebody for their worst moment and forgets to acknowledge that she's also had horrible moments. We all have bad moments. Nobody is perfect. And if you jump on the bandwagon to cancel someone and criticize someone when they're having their worst day, it's going to come back to you when you have your worst day. Because we the people recognize that motherfuckers have bad days. You get cut off in traffic, you might say some wild shit. And if someone records you saying that wild shit, that could define you for the rest of your life. Instead of us all going, man, I've been cut off before, too. And I said some foul shit. Nasty. What Chrissy... You deserve five seconds of freedom after getting cut off. Well, Chrissy Teigen is learning is what a lot of us should learn. And all is... You got to have grace with people. And whenever you throw them rocks... Oh, boy. Somebody will throw them right back at you. Oh, boy. You know what I'm saying? Everybody, if you've been on social media long enough, or you've been in this space of talking long enough, or doing comedy long enough, whatever it is, I guarantee you you've said something. Life is a little way. That they could dig up and fuck with you. But you know what's crazy? Like, the level of like sociopathy from Chrissy is she was talking all that shit publicly and becoming like a public Twitter celebrity for the shit that she would talk about people, knowing full well she'd been in the DMs of a child telling them to kill themselves and being in the DMs of this other dude telling him to kill himself. He deserved everything bad that's happened. Like, she knew the fuck shit she did and was still cool being out here in these streets. That's crazy. I agree with you. It's two things, Tuto. Kill yourself was slang for a long time. I still use it really bad. Yeah, it was slang for a long time, and people would use it. Even if you look it up on Urban Dictionary, it means whenever somebody says something that's like not true. You know what I mean? Or something like that. Somebody might say something funny about you and you'd be like, man, shut up, kill yourself. You know what I mean? But if you're talking seriously to somebody, like if you're being very critical of them and saying, I don't care, fuck you. I don't care who you are. Yeah, it reads very, very, very horrible. Also, she's not giving people what you say. The grace when it comes to the things they say. She's taking people at face value very literally for the things they say. And listen, I'm sure, because Chrissy's only... How old is Chrissy? 30-something years old? I don't know. So, 10 years ago, she was in her 20s. I'm sure she has grown a lot like we all have. Problem is, I don't even remember Chrissy when she was doing all of that type of stuff. You know what I'm saying? I know Chrissy now. You know what I mean? So it's like, yes, even though she's evolved, she's a mother now, she's married. I'm sure she's a totally different person. But I hate... And y'all know I know this better than anybody. I hate when people try to weaponize the old you versus the new you. Yeah, but she's willing to do that too. That's what I'm trying to say is like, she became famous for canceling people and forgot that she could potentially get canceled. Yeah, that's like... You just gotta have grace, man. You gotta give everybody grace. Everybody has to get grace, yo. Don't become famous for canceling people. It's a corny thing to be famous for. Like, there's so many better things that you could do to get fame, get notoriety. Like, have a skill. Have a talent. Try to hone that shit. I'm going to do a crack on set at the best. When you see somebody going through something, don't laugh. Because it could happen to you right back to you. Don't laugh. Learn. So even when you see Chrissy Teigen right now, don't laugh. Learn. What is your theory on the Lin-Manuel Miranda thing while we're talking about extreme wokeness? Well, it made... Did you hear about that? You want to explain it a little bit so people know what we're talking about? I mean, I just saw that In the Heights only made $11 million at the box office and people were mad that he didn't have more, I guess, dark skin, Latinos in the movie. I think that the $11 million came from the fact that I didn't know where to catch In the Heights. I thought they said In the Heights was on Netflix. Then I started it was on HBO Max. Then I started it was in theaters. Like, I didn't know where to... I didn't even know the shit came out. I didn't know where to get it. We had Anthony Ramos on the show, but I don't know why I thought Anthony said In the Heights was on Netflix. Are theaters even open in New York? Yes. That's the only place people are going to watch it. Yes. Oh, In the Heights, because it's so New York specific. But you don't think the Hamilton hype? You don't think the hype of Hamilton and Lin-Man, yo, Miranda and... If somebody else attached to this movie, that's real popping. Oh, he directed something. He directed another movie that... Oh, the Asian dude directed it. Crazy Rich Asian. No, but isn't that weird? Like, why is the Asian dude directing the Latino movie? I know if they had a white dude direct Black Panther, motherfuckers would be pissed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was like maybe that... If there's any grievance, which I don't agree with, I think if you're a talented director, you should be able to direct a movie regardless. But if you're specifically directing a movie about a culture of people that you find unique enough to tell a story of, maybe you want someone who's familiar with that culture to direct it. Asian stories in all our hoods. Asian stories in all our hoods. The Chinese stories. So he directed it from that perspective. They know about us, they know about everybody. That's true. I think In the Heights would have been great as a stage play for us. It was, bro. Oh, it already was. You got something here. Yeah, it was why he was able to do Hamilton. Really? Yeah. In the Heights came before Hamilton. Yeah. I did not know that. See, I don't know enough of the backstory in the Heights. I think a lot of people are jumping on the bandwagon because it made $11 million and now people want to say, see, it made $11 million because y'all didn't have dark skin Latinos in it. I don't think that's the reason. Yeah, I just don't think there was any interest in the movie. I mean, Hamilton was a fucking sensation, dawg. Yeah, that was crazy. And that's another thing that people are making a big deal of this because they're like, yo, the dude literally casts an all black cast for all white, I guess, characters. They're not characters, but like historical figures. So they're like, why aren't you giving him some grace with the way that he casted this movie? And I understand that a little bit, too. It's like every single person in Hamilton was, except for the king, was cast as a black dude. I don't know what the fuck. I didn't know what they were supposed to be in Hamilton. I thought they were. Alexander Hamilton was George Washington. They're all white guys, but he cast him as black people. So everybody, so you would think you'd be like, all right, let's let Lin Wimwell, Miranda, slide on this in the Heights thing because look what he did with Hamilton. Well, in the Heights is different because Hamilton is acting, right? So I agree that if you're acting, you can play whatever role you want. It's acting, right? In the Heights is supposed to be about the Latino experience, isn't it? It's called in the Heights. What the fuck you think Hamilton is supposed to be about? White colonizes. Yeah. So why do you have black guys playing them? No, but it's acting, though. So actors can act. They're both acting. But no, in the Heights is based off. One is real, the other isn't. And the real one is the one with Hamilton. But the Heights is real, though. Not really. They're both real. But when you think of the Heights, come on. When we think the Heights, we don't think nothing about Latino, bro. Yeah. They're diminishing. They're still Latino. They're just light-skinned Latinos. What do you mean? I think the actors were still Latino. Oh, but at their point, their point was there's so many Afro-Latinos in the Heights as well. Where's the Dostian representation? What I'm saying is where is the same argument about white representation for if we're really worried about actors depicting the roles that they're playing accurately, at least with skin tone, where were all these people when Hamilton became the most successful musical in history? Why were they not going, yo, why isn't George Washington white? This is crazy. White people didn't give a fuck. White people was out there buying on tickets. I get it. Hamilton was too fired to give a fuck. Hamilton was amazing, bro. I'm saying, that's the other thing, too. If it's fire, it's fire. Hamilton was fire. I'm being dead serious when I say this. I never even thought about the fact that they were playing colonizers until just now. Really? I didn't think about it. I went there watching it. It was a great play. Even though I know Hamilton is a white man and other people in the movie was white, I didn't care. Low-key, they were fighting back against the colonizers. Who? I mean, that's what George Washington said when they were fighting all back. They were fighting back against England. England was colonizing them. They're like, yo, we're done. We don't want to be the colony anymore. We want our own country. So it was a war against colonizers. So they warred against the colonizers, only to colonize. Both in the future. Later, they colonize a little bit. That's what we do. That's what 50 Cent did to Jaru. He took Jaru to fuck out. And then? Started singing. That's all I say. Can only be one of us on the block. I get it. I love it. But listen, that's the way. That's the American way. That's the American way. 50 Cent is a founding father. We get rid of the competition and then do what the competition was doing. He capitalized off it. That's what I love it. Hey, man, it's the American fucking way. Respect to fifth. What about KD? Oh, God bless, man. KD had a little game on him, huh? Yeah. KD can't carry a team. You are lying. He did what I thought he was going to do. There you go. I still got Bucks in seven, though. If Hardin stays injured, it's Kyrie. What's that? Hardin line. Kyrie's out for the whole series. Kyrie's out for the series and Hardin couldn't even. I don't even know if he... He was a sexy decoy. He was a sexy decoy. Sex. Sexy decoy. Sexy decoy. They didn't know what to do with him. They didn't know whether to double him. They didn't know whether to leave him alone. They didn't know what to do with him. He was a sexy decoy. But KD, and I said this on Breakfast Club, I picked Bucks in seven before the series started, KD did what I thought a player like him could do. KD would, I'd say KD will get them a game. Yeah. He's that good that he can get them a game and will the rest of the team to win. 3-2 right now, all right? It's 3-2. He got them a game. And by the way, they played the game of life. Thursday, Bucks win. They win. KD played every single minute of that game. Yeah. James Hardin is probably getting rubbed down right now. Legs so goddamn stiff from playing 30 plus minutes. Yeah. They gonna go to Milwaukee. They had to travel. Bucks win game six. I got Bucks in seven, man. It could happen. You know, it's so crazy. It's so crazy what happened with CP3. I'm gonna be honest with you, man. I picked the Clippers to win it all at the beginning of the season. You heard what happened with Kawhi, right? Yeah, I heard Kawhi was out for the series. ACL. Yeah, yeah. Is it ACL? They don't know if it's torn or whatever, but it's looking like an ACL injury. Wow. He's done for the season. But here's the crazy thing. Who started coronavirus in the NBA? Remember Rudy Gobert? Yeah, Rudy Gobert. The Utah Jazz he plays, right? Yeah. CP3 has COVID, most likely. So he's going through the COVID protocol. The Nets are fucking injured. What's it called? Kawhi's probably doing the Clippers. Ironically, the only team at full capacity right now is the Utah Jazz. So the guy that literally shuts down the league is the only team that's gonna be at full capacity and they might make it out. The Suns look special, bro. Yeah, but not without CP3. They can't wear without CP3. CP3's fine. Come on. It's gonna be 10 days minimum. If the series goes seven, this Jazz Clippers series, then they start on the 23rd. If it goes six, they start on the 20th. CP3 might be in COVID protocol for 40 days. No, no, no. It's got to be 10 minimum if he's gone. No, they've been shorting that, man. I thought they shorted from 14-10, but that'd be dope. Yeah. They get them back, that'd be dope. And he's rested, ready to go. Come on, man. And they look, I don't know, something about them Suns that look very special, bro. They look good. I'm not gonna lie. It would be a very great story of CP3 won a goddamn ring and what is the 18th year in the league. What is it? Nah, not 18. 16, he been there for a while. He's been there for a while. 16, 17. I mean, he's just fucking amazing. But we don't talk about Chris enough because he don't have no rings. When we talk about these aging goats who keep getting better with time, the Tom Brady, the LeBron James, Chris Paul is right there, bro. If he gets a ring, he rewrites history. If he gets one ring, he's the best point guard ever. If he doesn't get it ever, he's the best point guard ever. If he gets one ring, when I say point guard, I mean traditional point guard. Wilden, he's still two, bro. Magic Johnson. Come on, big dick magic. Man, don't play with magic like that. But magic, yeah, I guess. He's just not a traditional point guard. Magic? Yeah. Of course he was. He's fucking six, nine. He revolutionized the position. Absolutely. Don't get me wrong. And like, if Chris Paul, I mean, if Steph Curry is a point guard, he's better than Chris Paul. But when we're talking about like point guard, point guard, traditional point guard, I haven't seen anybody better if he gets the ring. If he doesn't get the ring. Chris is too A still if he gets the ring. You think? Because I mean, listen, you know my top three. Magic, John goddamn Stockton. Yeah, you love John Stockton. And Isaiah Thomas, right? I got a bump, I'm bumping John. Yeah. I'm bumping John and because John don't have no rings. So then it's between Chris and Isaiah. And those are some otherworldly talents. That point guard, bro. Isaiah Thomas and Chris Paul. That's a tough one, man. I don't think that you can put Chris above John if Chris has a ring. And John doesn't. Really? John doesn't have a ring, bro. Oh, no, no. I put Chris above John if Chris got a ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I put Chris above John. So I would have to bump John. Yeah. So then if I'm bumping John for Chris, then Chris and Isaiah are battling for that two-slot. Yeah, yeah. To me. But I can't put John at three because that disrespectful to Isaiah. Yeah, so it is. Disrespectful. I actually might have Isaiah at my number two. Yeah, Isaiah I think is a safe one. I gotta put Zeke at my number two. He got the rings, bro. He got the rings. And he got the rings in a tough era. Yeah. A tough era. Yeah. Okay, okay. Here's one. Okay. Um, what did you think about John Stewart's performance on Colbert? I didn't see it. What? I missed it, man. The goat? You didn't even see it? I didn't even see it. I saw it with Colbert spitting his face in some shit. No, watch this clip live right now. I gotta watch it. I didn't see it. Oh my God, bro. This is unbelievable, bro. That was Colbert's first night back, right? I guess. I don't know. I think we owe a great debt of gratitude to Zion. Coronavirus was made in the lab. It's made in the lab. Which Dr. Fauci has also said. Kind of said after he lied the entire time and said that we don't do that. And he was also under oath lying and said we don't support that research at all when we have been supporting that exact research in that exact fucking plan. New research must have came in because he's definitely changed his tone. Oh, real quick. Isn't it interesting how he changed it? And everybody was kicked off Facebook. They were kicked off Twitter. You were labeled a conspiracy theorist saying this exact same shit three months ago. And I don't know how it wasn't so fucking obvious to us. There's a coronavirus lab in Wuhan. I didn't know that. That just happens to be there saying the whole time. And then a coronavirus gets out in Wuhan. Why wouldn't- No, no, no, that I heard. Yeah. I did hear that. I didn't know that it was actually called the coronavirus one lab or whatever. I figured there was just a lab that they do a whole lot of different research. I didn't know it specifically was based in this. Yeah, I didn't know that either. I definitely heard that it got out of a lab. That I definitely heard. Early on. I'll tell my early on. I don't know. I just think it's so funny. It was just like we just ran with that bat shit. We ran with absolutely everything except the most obvious version, which is there's a fucking lab that has the virus in it that they were doing things to. It's called gain of function research. They're putting steroids in the fucking virus to see what would happen. And that shit got out and they don't want to be responsible. So they're like, oh, it was animals. It was a wet market. Well, I heard early on, I did hear that it was in the lab and they used to test it on animals and they threw the animals out. But the animals, they didn't burn them or do whatever they were supposed to do to discard of them or whatever the fuck. But either way, it's like all it does is make you think like, well, if they had the disease, then maybe they always had to cure. Why do you think they got the fucking vaccine so quick? The quickest vaccine in history. And this is the craziest thing about the vaccine. Why does the vaccine work on all the variants? Yeah. Oh, well, one vaccine works on the Indian variant, the Chinese variant, the British variant, the South Africa. It's one thing that just cures everything. But they throw a new fucking Tylenol of vaccines. Alcohol. Get the fuck out of here. Of course, they got all the information, all the research from that fucking lab and the vaccine is done with it under a year. Well, they say they don't know if it helps with all the variants. It's been working with all the variants with like crazy certainty. I saw on CNN this morning, they said it's some delta variant that they're not sure about. Not sure. And then a few months later, they say, oh, now we're sure it works really well. It's 10 percent. Yeah, none of this shit makes any fucking sense. But what it does make you, what it should make everybody think about is if this if this shit was all some type of planned social experiment, what was it for? Okay, here's my thing. I don't think it's a planned social experiment. I think that they're just a bunch of goofies at that lab and they fucked up by not having enough security. And then they were embarrassed that they fucked up without having enough security. Yeah. And because apparently in November, three people that worked in the lab went to the hospital with like these conditions were as hard for them to breathe, et cetera. And that's probably how it got out, right? That's the first time. They got it and then they took it out. Yeah, spread fast as well. Exactly. It was an accident. It was an accident. But they just didn't want to be accountable. And by not being accountable, they just got to keep covering up their lives and covering up their lives. And that fucking gerbil Fauci was the guy who just did it and we exalted him. We just made him see him like a fucking god. Or maybe he just didn't know. He knew. That motherfucker knew. Maybe he was the head of it. I'm going to be honest with you. Maybe that's the problem with us as a society. Somebody has to know, right? So everybody turns to him to make themselves feel better. He's Chrissy Teigen. He's true. That's who he is. He's Chrissy Teigen. The motherfucker knew the whole time. And he was lying and he was exalted. He was put as some fucking hero when he knew he had skeletons in his closet too. And once some skeletons came out, now all of a sudden he's break down. Honestly, by the way, I don't know if he knew or he didn't know. But I can easily see him not knowing but acting like he's knowing because when you act like you know, it puts people at ease. And at a time like last year when everybody was in this like state of terror, state of panic, that's all you wanted. That's why Governor Cuomo became a star. Because he would get up there every day and just talk. And then what happened with him as well? Woof. Yeah. And God did. He had a different type of virus that got out. Very, very bad. That shit didn't play at all. Bodies. Motherfucker have bodies. So I don't know. I just think it's interesting to see this happen. Like, we do this all the time, bro. We will never know what the fuck is going on in this country, or in this world. I don't give a fuck how much we get on social media. I don't care how many YouTube conspiracy theory videos y'all make. I don't care what CNN tells you, Fox tells you, MSNBC tells you. We will never truly know the truth. I'm looking at the fucking news today. I'm like Biden, Putin summit. I'm like, didn't y'all used to kill Trump for this same shit? Yeah. When Trump would go meet with Putin, they would act like it was World War III. He's a fucking traitor. You shouldn't be having conversations with this guy. Yada, yada, yada. But it's like with Biden, it's cool. It's cool, bro. That's your guy. You let your guy get away with anything, bro. I mean, the hypocrisy is absolutely hilarious. Yeah, wouldn't you be pissed if you were conservative right now? If you were conservative, Trump would be pissed. Wouldn't you be pissed at the same people that were shitting all over you for what Trump did? And now they're doing the exact same thing, and they're getting no criticism. Yeah, I don't know if pissed would be the word, but yeah. I'm all out here like, don't come. Don't come to America. Same exact shit. Fuck y'all, don't come to America. Same shit. I just want everybody to pay attention to the media, because Malcolm X told us this shit a long time ago. If you're not careful, the media will have you thinking the oppressor is the oppressed, and the oppressor is the oppressor. And that was just something he used, but it's the truth. They can literally make us look and see who the bad guy is, who the good guy is, anytime they want. So it's just like, yo, some one person can do the exact same shit, and he's the worst person in the world. I'm not saying that Trump wasn't one of the worst people in the world, because he absolutely was. But then this guy can do it, and it's like... It's all about who he is. Yo, be honest. When you see Biden in these meetings, do you think he's in shape enough to be president of the free world? I was thinking that they put in my snuff in front of everybody. And he wouldn't even know that it happened. He would not know that he happened. I don't even think he knows where he is. Bro, did you see the thing with South Africa when they're at the meeting? You saw that shit? I didn't see it. Well, the Boris Johnson or whatever like that, that he's the prime minister of England or whatever, he's thanking everybody for being there, and he says all the countries. And then Biden goes, uh, and he's... But Biden's like fucking Jim Carrey. He's like... That's why Jim Carrey plays in one SNL? That's right, he did. You forgot about South Africa. And then Boris Johnson goes, oh, yes, in South Africa. But I did say thank you to them, but that's cool, whatever. And then he's like, oh, you did? Where are you, dude? You're president of the United States of America. This is a fucking joke. He's 80 plus. Give him a break. Why didn't we put him there then? Give Grant that a break. Why did we put him there, bro? It's not a game. It's not a game. Hey, man. They put Trump there. We didn't have any other chance. I think they got back to old presidents, bro. They really did. You look at your money. You, they want that again, okay? Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Wait, um, did y'all want to talk about... You want to go race? You want to say fuck asking niggas? Y'all want to fucking go race? That'd be great. Okay. All right. Like, I'm not... You want to race, bro? I'm gonna call Alex though. Uh-huh. Like, can I call Alex though? Because we got a bet, $100 bet. You want to race? Yeah, sure, let's race. I don't, but let's do it. Wow, I like that. He ain't... He not even amped to do it, Taylor. He not even amped to do it. He don't have the right shoes, he said. He not even amped to do it. So, listen, this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna bypass asking idiots today and we're gonna go race. And then we'll come back and talk about the results of the race next week on the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Does that work for y'all? Huh, Reddit? Huh? Okay. We might even put the video out first. We might put the video out. We know what we will do that. Let's put the video out. This race is for the patriarchy. This is gonna be hilarious. Guys, Brilliant Idiots massive. Thank y'all for joining us this week. We hope we gave y'all a great show. Oh, I'm still recording, Miles. I'm closing out. I hope we gave y'all a great show. But we gotta go record this. We'll add it to the video so you can see what happened in real time. And then y'all gather on Reddit this weekend and we'll all gather back here again next week to discuss the results of this race. Taylor has on nikes and a fucking romper. Okay? Like a thug. Like a what? Like a thug does, okay? Like a thug does? Really thug. This is gonna be stupid. Ready? This is gonna be stupid. Let's do it. Y'all ready? As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. Taylor thought she was gonna get out of here without having to do this race. But Reddit reminded me that you may need some cardio. So let's go.