 Alright, how should we do our intros? Should we do them like the same every time? We probably should have planned this before we just decided. What's going on guys? My name is Jack, you can call me Aishinobi, and I have Willi Nordredge with me. We are starting our Attack on Titan reaction series today with episode 17. It is called Female Titan 57th Expedition Beyond the Walls Part 1. I don't know why, but every episode of the show has an insanely long title. Willi, we're starting off today. This is your first reaction series ever. How are you feeling? Dude, I already did my warm-ups today. I already practiced saying, oh my god, 50 times in a mirror. Nice, nice. I said, what? You're gonna be awesome. It's gonna be great. Okay, we're just gonna hop right into it. If you're new to the channel, drop us up, hit that big boy bell, and let's just get started. Alright, so it begins. How are they females? Yeah, actually true. We've only seen like the- Yeah, I wouldn't say we've seen male Titans yet, but they've all just been kind of, oh shoot, the caravan, dude. Zoey is so weird. That's her name, right? I don't know her name, but I hate her. I don't hate her, but like, she's really creepy. Just her obsession with the Titans? Yeah. Dude, that is ancient. What is that forehead? Dude, she's definitely like the girl that brought her Nintendo Switch into school. She's like that girl, and like played it underneath her desk. But not like a regular game like any like Pokemon or anything. She played like the really obscure games. Oh yeah, yeah, she definitely spent way too much money on the indie store. From then on, you're gonna fight every single one, Aaron. You're gonna be putting in the hard work. Also, I was told you pronounce Irwin Irwin because it's German, but I'm gonna keep saying Irwin. Yeah, apparently this is like, I don't know if it's said in Germany. I don't know. Well, they're all speaking Japanese, so. Dude, what is this dude with biting his tongue? Wait, he bit his tongue. I thought something insane happened, but he just bit his tongue again. Dude, he did that like two episodes too. I don't know how that happens that often. I've also never bit my tongue like in half like that. Yeah, to make it bleed. Maybe he's a Titan and they're like showing that he can regrow his tongue. This is way too insightful. Mikasa's formation. Jeez. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. This is some intense strategy. Hold up. Hold up. Wait, where's Daddy Levi? Yeah, no, he's part of Aaron's group, right? Oh, I mean. Wait. How do you get two forces? Dude, Armin's getting scared by birds. I don't know. What a very blatant lesson. If you're in the front, you'll find the most. Oh, okay. I see. Cool, cool, cool. We're learning. I think that's freaking far. That was a cool shot. Yeah, they somehow make the 3D rendering not look awkward most of the time. Except for the bell. The bell. He looks so bad. Don't rip homes. Is that bread girl? I don't remember. Wait, that Titan was just, oh my God. He was just chilling in the house. Oh, why does it move like that? What the fuck? Oh, girl, no. Nice try. Oh, well, that was convenient that he has one. Oh. Dude, why does it cry? That's so creepy. Yo, the face is just throw me off. Yeah, I don't know what they do to make them look so weird. Okay, we are on the crabs back now. Dude, help out. Oh, see a buddy. Nice. I was like, how fast is this horse? It's calmed down. I haven't heard that in a while. What does black smoke mean? Ready, cut to the classroom. Oh, it's heading straight for the center. Oh, what's up? There was like a leaf in between his legs and I thought it was a penis, but totally wasn't wrong. Why is it moving? I hate the abnormal ones, dude. That's weird. So it just ignores everybody and just fast walks. I mean, is that bothering anybody? It's going for the center, dude. What does that mean? I don't know. The center of the formation. He's probably going to walk right through it and just keep going, man. He has no mission. He's trying to get his steps in. Yeah, he's trying to get his steps in. He's trying to close the rings on his Apple watch. Whoa, that cake. Yeah, he's thick. There's the baby. I'm going baby on baby. You'll see in the recording how hard I cringe at that. Wait, something really bad is going to happen. Yeah, good job. You just killed someone on their morning walk. Oh, this is the mom. Yeah. Wait, and that was her son, wasn't it? Imagine? Freaking huge. Oh my gosh. I'm stupid American. He has 14 meters. Very high. Oh my gosh. Whoa. She's freaking booking it. Oh, it means like, oh my God. She's so muscly. Slap down of the way. Oh, yikes. Oh my gosh. Oh, he's dead. Yeah. If he is not dead. Every bone in his body. It kind of looks like Aaron's hair in a way, whatever. Like his like, it's like the way he looks. Where's daddy Levi when you need him? How? What would Levi do? Oh, yikes. Maybe the mom. I was about to say like the colossal. Dude, you can see the eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, Armin, just stop. She's just going to keep going. No. Rip horse, dude. No. Horsey. She doesn't kill him. She has feelings. She's just going to keep going. She thinks he's hot. She has a little crush on our boy. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, they're all dead. Oh, yikes. I did not realize it failed that poorly. Why is he explaining this? Why is he like explaining that before you? It's for us. It's for the audience. Wait, why does she have like robot fingers? I think those are, are those not bones? Yeah, I think it's bone. Wait, and before it's like his mom. What happened to his parents? Yeah. Wait, no way. What if she just goes just kidding and then just... Wait, wait, wait. What happened to his parents again? I forgot. They just said that they died. Maybe that is his mom. Cake. Dude, that's totally his mom. Yeah. Similar hair, same eyes. That's for real though. What? A dog. Oh, my gosh. I'm glad I'm not the only horny one here. Yo, there's not many females left in this world. You got to settle for Titans. They all followed her. So if our theory is right about them sending a dog out of the house, we're going to have to do that. Yeah. We're going to have to do that. We're going to have to do that. Yeah. So if our theory is right about them sending people out, they probably send out like one human with a bunch of like inexperience. I don't know. I mean, unless they're not all human. Okay. What I'm questioning is what are they doing out here? Like what are they trying to accomplish? Well, we don't even know where they like spawn. Except the colossal. We're just like became lightning. I was like, wow, how do I explain it? That's how the colossal did colossally like spawned. Yeah. That dude is definitely dead. She has a mission in mind. That's why that's why she looked at his face. Oh. Why would she be looking for him? Perfectly though. Had either squad. Daddy squad. How'd you not get the memo? Wait, they got different, different copies of the plan. That's a really great way to Who's the secretary? Is there any way they can even catch up? I mean, these horses are booking it. I feel like they're getting closer. Yeah. How do you fight one with actual intelligence? Dude, that guy looks. This is soldier gen. Don't try and kill her. It's not going to work, buddy. We said distracted first. Maybe he actually has a better distraction plan. Listen, Jack, I'm pretty sure this dude's going to die. I don't care what kind of distraction plan you have. This dude's dying. That's actually smart from Armin. Those are some sturdy hoods. Yeah, actually. Those are definitely just like fly off. I'd just be sitting there the whole time just holding it forward. Armin's first compliment. Dude, like there's no way they're keeping pace. No strides. Four legs versus two legs, Jack. Two gigantic legs. She's gassed. She gets tired. Oh, he was such tired. Look at it. Mean or mean are just like on the same level. It's insane. Cutter heel tendons. Nice. I mean, if they don't kill her and find out who's actually inside, that'd be huge. That'd be pretty pogs. Great for humanity. I like how he thinks of Levi and Mikasa. Oh, shoot. The soundtrack. Yo, wait, he's a madman. Oh, he actually tripped her. Oh. Oh, never mind. Never mind. Horsey, no! Horsey, no! It just went a million miles away. That was so sad. It's looking at him again. Yeah. There's no reason for it to because it already did. Way more athletic as Armin already told you that she has intelligence and three guys to a pulp. Yep, she covered it. She knows the weak point. Yeah, she was told. Oh, no, she's just going to swap him. Armin, do something. She heard his voice and stopped. Dude, that totally has to be his mom. Yeah. Oh, she's not happy about that. She's not happy about that one. So Armin is saying that she killed the one she's looking for? Oh, he's trying to trick her. She looks sad. Wait. Gosh, never mind. It was a bait. He is not sad. Yikes. With just a thumb. Yep. What? I thought he cut a finger off. Is she having her error? Well, that's who Armin said that she killed. Like he was trying to trick her. Oh, my God. That was a crazy up. Dude, that's probably the strongest Titan so far aside from the colossal. I don't know about the running back, but she seems about as fast. The running back ain't shit, man. Dang, dude. Compared to those cheeks, Jack. That's what we're going to, that's what we're power scaling and attack on Titan now. Well, quite a good start to the series. I would say the female Titan part one, I'm guessing the whole focus is going to be on her for the next couple of parts. Excited to see what kind of part she plays in it. Willie, what did you think of your first ever reaction episode? I cannot wait to get flamed in your comment section. Yeah, I cannot wait either. Guys, that's going to be it. The next episode will be up in two days. I love you all. Subscribe if you're new, and we'll catch you in the next one. Bye.