 We're getting our bathing suits. We're getting our bathing suits. Bring it on! Oh, bro. Oh! I love you. I love you. You love me. Are you going to punch me in the face? He kicked me out of the club. That was awesome. Yeah. That was awesome. There was this one time that I backfisted Mike the situation. I can't do it. Get off. Punch me in the face. Oh! I feel like he deserved it. Oh! See what I'm saying? He did not see that being coming. That was a backfist. Try it a little bit. Yeah. So there was a time when Paulie Dade had a stalker. Are you kidding me? I couldn't even believe it. I don't know. I was seeing things. Right. Remember, she used to turn up at every single club. Women are going home. A little while. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Oh! Do you understand what I'm saying? Wow! Well, yo, she stalked my whole entire life on the board. Yeah. She's the worst. She's the worst. I told her I'll call you when I get home. She's scary. She showed up everywhere. It's a real situation on his hands. She's definitely a stage five clinger. I think everybody remembers this. When Snoopy got absolutely more old, she was drinking like all day. Where's the bitch? Right there. Where else would it be? And she was looking for the beach and was like right there. It happens. No, I meant my drunk. My drunk self meant how do I get on the beach? Right. Let's go. We're getting our bathing suits. We're getting our bathing suits. She is a little ball of energy. She's always falling over. She's very clumsy. She says what the f*** she wants. And she's just a laugh. She's the definition of a meatball. I got pee. Upstairs at Karma, there's no bathrooms. And if you're like myself, you can't make it downstairs. You make your own bathroom. I mean, listen, there was a time of my life that I had a pee, so I just peed upstairs at Karma. I feel like I still would do it. I do it in this restaurant here. Yeah. Listen, when you're drunk and you got a pee, you pee. Don't tell anybody. No, it's not you. You're slappy second. Obviously. No. All the fights from Jersey Shore are amazing. One, in particular, I remember, is the one between Angelina and I believe it was Snooki. You just brought home Alex. Did you hook up with him tonight? Probably. Do I care? No. Doesn't matter to me. Angelina, this is why nobody likes you. It wasn't the best fight ever. I don't remember any of it, so I woke up and I'm like, what happened that night? It wasn't violent, but it was like scrappy and so funny. We keep it gangsta. We keep it gangsta. Oh, yeah. I had to move the table because it was getting real serious. I didn't want anything to happen to the table. You know what I'm saying? Stupid. Zone two. Freedom, bitch. They like, it was like a slow fall. And that was round two. We moved the coffee table out of the way. I don't remember. Sorry, she's nobody. Go. So that was me putting D. That was our craziest moments on Jersey Shore. Yes. But stayed two for more. Yeah, it's going to happen. It's coming again. It's happening.