 Hello, I'm Niles, the game for hilarious histories. Now, check out this fossil of a pacemaker. It was originally designed to send electrical currents to your heart to stimulate rhythmic heartbeat. Now, today's technologies, it basically looks like a glorified Dr. Ho's physical therapy pad. Give me a second, I got this. Let me get the line. Yeah, an aneurysm. It kind of looks like the earphones you'd get if you won one of those yellow Walkmans that you'd get by collecting enough popsicle peat points in the 90s. Right, does anyone remember that? I don't think this thing could cook a hot dog, really. I'm just saying that if this was what was available for today's technologies, I would rather take my chances with a nicotine patch and some Scotch tape. Just a prayer of fingers crossed, whatever. It was invented in 1950 by a guy named John Hop, which is nice when your last name is synonymous with your heart skipping a beat. All I know is that I hope that this came with a pair of shock pedals, double as mittens. Mwah! I'm Nas again for Hilarious Histories. Pace out, that was not my joke.