Somebody had to do it. Minnesota's response to Katy Perry's "California Gurls" by Dime and Peppimoo ft. Cookie and Twizzler. Appearances by Dizzay, Marf and Paperboy.
LYRICS: Dime: I know a place, with summer, winter, spring and autumn. Ten thousand lakes, finding a beach is not a problem. Chewing lutefisk, lying underneath the pine trees. Lumberjacks, bust their axe, trying to creep a little sneak peek (at us)
Bridge (Peppimoo): You can travel the world, but nothing comes close to a Grain Belt toast. Once you angle with us, you'll be falling in love.
Chorus: Minnesota gurls we're unforgettable, waterproof boots with flannel on top. Wind chaffed skin will turn your legs to popsicles, ooooo. Minnesota gurls, our spam is fryable, farm fresh fun, we're working every block. Midwest represent now zip your jackets up. ooooooo.
Dime: Stars in the sky, instead of only on the sidewalks. We jam, in our van. Prince is on the stereo.
Cookie: Spray on tan, now we ready. Need a shovel this snow is heavy. Uf dah, the big midwest. These are the girls I love the best. I met her at Lake Wobegon. 34 degrees, but no coat was on. She's a hometown girl. We went to Valleyfair, did the Tilt-a-Wirl. On to Mall of America, California dude would you please stop starin brah? Or keep on staring on to Target Field. Ask Joe Mauer, these 'burns are real. Outside ball, we're hangin' out, We'll play through hail without a doubt. You've got the Lakers, we've got the Wolves. That comparison was terrible. I regret that line, I'll take it back. I'm Paul Bunyan, check out my axe. I'm a real man's man, I just wanna show ya, cuz your representing Minnesnowta.