 What is this? What the hell? I'm gonna go in. All right. It's like paint by numbers, IRL. Look at it. Normally seen it like this. You're going to what? Ooh, there's no need for that. I think this is how you do this. Like that. I think this is right. It's just wrong. I thought I was wrong. I've seen Kim Kardashian, she does that line on the thing he said. The line what? I'm not done yet. You look like a work of art almost. It's a cubist painting. Looking pretty new rave right now. How are you getting on? I can't see it going on my face. See? But then like... Oh, nice. Is this like really necessary, like to get the desired effect? I feel like this is not doing anything. Dude, I think it's because you're going to blend it in. This is when you contour it. Look, Andy, this is a master class now. I wouldn't go out looking like this, but I'll do it at the ends. But then wouldn't you just be mixing all of the shades together? All crumbs. This gives it the glow. I just look dirty now. Oh, God, this tastes a lot of work, didn't it? Now I'm going to start blending it in. I'm going to get some five. Oh, my God. It's also very hard to make without putting lots of weird faces. A little line down there just to make it fun and festive. One of those there. One of those there. It's an avatar. Let's say it right at all. I think I put too much on. Who's yours? Dusting of ours. I'm actually jealous of yours. Yeah, I do think I look beautiful. It's not great, Dan. I think I'm dumb. I don't know what I've done, but I'm assuming I'm dumb. I think I put it on. No, I think I've taken it off again. I understand why people contour. I'm more confused about the process. Can I write that? It's very hard, isn't it? Yes. It's a lot of effort. That was tough. I mean, we can zero as tough by your face. I know that. I think ultimately men are quite lazy. Can't bother with this. And at the end of the day, I don't feel comfortable like this. But if you feel comfortable like this, why not? No, why not? Why not? It looks like a map. What would go with my eyes? I'm going to say that's probably the least of your worries, which kind of is going to go. Right, this is for the shadow now. This is where you color in the top bits. Where does it go? Up here. Something a bit dramatic. Did you just blow the brush? Yeah. I'll have the fact that you did that, though. I've seen people do it, but I don't know why. I don't know. That's already gone wrong. I think I'm doing this entirely wrong. I think I'm doing all right, you know? I think I've seen girls do it, and then you get your finger... I think I may have gone too far. I need to balance my hand or my face to keep some of these still. Wait, if I need that. Oh, this is it. I look like I've been hit in the face. This has escalated very quickly. You've gone quite gothic. Let me have a look. There's not much going on there, is there? I know, we're subtle. You don't want to be really caked. I'm not like Jordy, am I? Oh, like this, look. Oh! Yes! That was all right! Are you doing this? I'm really struggling to coordinate my eyes. All right, look. You really haven't taken advantage of this, though, have you? Let's just give you a little... Okay, go. Did you blow? Yeah, I did hear you. I've been asked that before. I failed this one, by the way. Like, just there. I think we both failed this one. I reckon. Look at you. Decent. Mmm. I can feel you moving my contact. Oh, sorry. Oh, it's itchy. I'm not going to look in the mirror. I trust you. I'd suggest you don't. It's not easy to know when to stop with makeup, is it? You know, it's so creepy. You look like a raccoon. I'm thinking of it financially. As a man, one shower gel, one deodorant, 15 pounds max on hair and beauty products for a man, women, hundreds. I think I look magnificent. Like, if I was on the dance floor, I would get attention with those. Yeah, peacocking, that's what that's called. I'd say with eyeshadow, you probably draw focus to your eyes. Yeah, I'd say that's... And the eyes are the windows to your soul. Nailed it. Lipstick! Is this lip stuff? I'm assuming. That's going to be easy. So, obviously, this goes on your lips, doesn't it? Yeah, but you just put it on the bottom one and then you... How do you know that? It might have been eight times. That's quite nice. You just put it on. Oh, my lord! Oh, it's really thick. Done! Now it is! Yeah. I remember the days, right, when lipstick looked like lip balm. Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, they're spinning out. Yeah, like this sort of liquidy gel stuff is something new. I've been eating blueberries! That makes my lips fuller. Now I look like a Kardashian. That's a good colour, Dan. I think it brings out the colour of my eyes. What? I feel like I'm smudging a pop. You're taking it very seriously now, aren't you? It's not really a pie eating contest. How are you supposed to do this? Is it this way? Yeah, this looks really weird. There we go. Now we're getting it. This is my shade. It matches my top. Tastes weird, this. I hate the feeling of stuff in my lips. Yeah. A bit more kissable. I get why girls wouldn't put this on. Yeah. I feel more confident already. Your lipstick is something that you kind of just know. I feel pretty. I feel really pretty. This is what I was dreading right here. I'm not going to lie. I don't know how to use this. Do you do this with your eyes shut? Your eyes open. I have no idea. I know my mum used to do this while she was driving. So it can't be that hard. Can I do this for you? I'm not using that, though. I'm not using that well. How does it work? Like, is it? Oh, you put that in there? Yeah, yeah. I don't need to do it. I'm assuming you do that first, then. All right, well, I'm just going to go straight ahead. No, no, I'll do that after. Or maybe you could do it before and after. And then it'll be easier to work on. Do you know what, Becky? I'm not going to get into this with you right now. Sorry, Steve. You're doing this with your eyebrows, don't you? Ow! How have you done that? Oh, God, it's overwhelming. No, no. Oh, hello, I've made some contact. I want to go for this. Oh, Dan, look. It's in. I'm so scared. Yeah, I know. Just don't pull away. I'm literally shaking. I think I did something. Oh, look at that flick there. Just so I can do it all. I think I stubbed my hair. Oh, no. Oh, no. Now, you don't need both of your eyeballs, do you? No. Wait, wait, do I have it open or close? Open, you're right. Oh! It's okay, it's okay. Oh, hang on. Oh. I see the appealing. Oh, wow. I think this is hard work. Again, I see girls doing this in trains. So how can you do this? When you're on the tube? Fine. Why are you looking at it through the thing? I can literally just see your eyeball. We see girls with loads and loads of makeup on. It's quite easy to put loads and loads and loads of makeup on. Very hard, though, to just put just enough on. You know, very subtle. Very hard to be subtle in the makeup game. I mean, I don't know if I did mine properly. I can see the difference in yours. And I can see why people would do it. I think boys should wear those as well. I don't think that should just be limited to girls. Men and women both have eyelashes. You can probably put this in your eyebrows as well. I reckon. Don't you tell them, I'm doing it. Give it a go. Oi, oi. What is this? What are you doing with that? He's won a rubber. Hang on a sec. What the bloody hell is that? Eye lashes won. Is it eye lashes? It doesn't look like eyelashes to me, you know. That would be for your eyelashes. Good luck with that one. I think it might be highlighters. Eyebrows? No, this is for if you've got like hairs. Well, yeah. Well, this has to be for your eye, isn't it? Eyebrows. That's the one in it. Eyebrows, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. You cut them in. Oh, it falls in your brows. Yeah. It makes your brows look fuller. Yeah. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have trimmed these. Ooh. I've snapped it. I've got to smudge. I've snapped it again. I can't judge the distance. Oh, no, that doesn't look good at all. These eyebrows are not on fleek. What does the brush do? It sort of spreads out the colour in the whole brow. Right. Ooh. I thought we said less is more. Yeah, but I didn't realise how thick it was on the brush. I need to tweeze as well. Oh, God, I just have to do this every morning. I still don't really get the point of this brush. It's not really doing anything. I don't like those. Adam, let's just fill in with this. There you go. Oh, teamwork. Perfect. I'll just do them all. I mean, if it helps someone make feel confident and kind of feel better about the way they look, I think that's great. Come on. Come on, too. You get your eyebrows on fleek? Yeah. Eyebrows on fleek? This is eyeshadow on this unit. No, I don't think this is eyeshadow. You know what? Is it for the lids? Eye lids. I'm no stranger to this guy. I don't know what you do with this. It's eyeliner. Where does it actually go? Your eyeliner. It takes me half an hour to put in contact, so to get this close to my eyes could be... It's like the touching of the eye, isn't it? I don't know how to do this, you know? Get me an easel. I'm so scared. I used to date a girl, though. I used to have a little serif. Yeah. You used to go there. You never liked it? No. I'm really close, aren't I? You're not even close to your eye. You are not even close to your eye. I don't know what I'm doing. Do you know what? I always respect the girls, but I respect them more now. Haven't been able to do this. That bangs, doesn't it? Oh, shit. I almost done myself in the eyes. Oh, sorry. Okay, I'm done. That's all I've got for you. I tried. I love how everyone's face goes. Fully gas on that top lid. Can you see that camera? Oh, my Lord. What have you done? How do you do it? As someone's given you a prank, you look through it. I don't know how you do it. I think I can do it. I can do it. I think I can do it. I'm done. I think I can do it. I could do it. Oh! No. No. No. I feel like this is sort of like an accessory. Just saying, look at me well. Look at my shiny, shiny eyes. Shiny eyes. Yeah, I was just worried I was going to poke it in my eye the whole time. I didn't know where to sort of start. I personally obviously wouldn't wear this. I know there's guy line up, but it's a no for me, but thanks for coming. It's hard work. It's just effort. There's no spatial awareness either. You don't know how far away you are, how close you are. Next thing you know, it's on. It's on. It's either on or it's in your eye. I look like a Marvel villain. Don't I? Lashes. This scares me because that's glue. That, yeah. Made from natural hair. Oh. Whose hair? How do you take these? I know. Okay, cool. It's like a science kit. Oh. How did you do that? She yanked it. See, that might be the biggest challenge of the whole thing. Where are you going to put these? So I think it will go on here, like this. I don't understand what I'm sticking this to. Your eyelash. So this is the right eye. Yeah, I got the right eye. Yeah, I know where I'm going. That's the right one, isn't it? Okay. Put mine in a weird place. It's really high. Yeah, it's too high. I can't attach it. I can't gauge how far I am. But seriously, like, all of this stuff is so fiddly. I think all women could be neurosurgeons. You went straight in. I'm like, ooh, that's a lot of glue. It's very sticky. I like this. I was going horribly wrong this time. Oh, maybe not. Maybe not. Look at that. I can't hold my eyelash in. My eyelash's up. It's all heavy. Feels like I'm looking through a lampshade right now. Okay, now that we've got this. Look at that. That looks, that looks amazing. If I got it properly, like, that has actually changed the right side of my face. Are you meant to be able to see the lashes though? I think you just get used to it. It just feels really unnatural this whole makeup game. It feels horrible. It does feel horrible. Like, I feel like I've changed my face and I'm aware of that, like, constantly. No, no, but you do, you do look more beautiful. But, but I'm aware of it. Yeah, I wouldn't do this voluntarily to myself. Feels like, yeah, there's like a bit of a snood on my eyelid. You look sick. Yeah. Girl. Yeah, that's queen. You're gonna pull them off? Yeah. It's not gonna be like a waxing thing. Oh, okay. Okay, that's not as mad as I thought it was gonna be. Oh my God, what the... What? It's gonna hurt, isn't it? Well, I've, mine weren't even properly attached to it. They're like gills, like fish gills.