 My god Here's some beautiful dried octopus That is alarmingly smelly. Oh is not food. It's a No, that's hectic shit watch you stand up and humiliate her in front of hundreds of people that poor blind girl I was fucked up man. I don't want to talk about it on the podcast That was wrong, but I've just come up with the new trend go on okay The task is you have to and this is called recycling water Basically, you drink you get take a gulp of water in your mouth. Yeah, you tilt your head back And then you try and transfer the water from your mouth to your nose Circle circulation But it goes in why when you put in your nose first and then out your mouth because that's not circulation Oh, it has to dribble down into your mouth. Okay. Here we go Michael's tilt in his head back Okay, everyone can watch now even those on Spotify. Yeah, that's so gotta be chokes here. We go That's not far enough, babe Oh shit, he's so we're spitting it out out his nose Okay I thought you were gonna drink it and then get it to come out your nose back into your mouth It's not good Anyway, you guys Prototype stage Episode number six of the muddy Michael fully actual podcast. We are here. We have got James Lee here today It's gonna be a fucking wild episode. We got fucking our fussy little boys. He's back. We've got voicemail segment We've got trauma trivia, which I'm not looking forward to we got prank calls We got how famous are we we've got lots of famous people who've replied to us and lots of other shit, too We got Matt's dream diary and man. Oh, man. It's gonna be a wild one Matt. We've also got the chiefs That's gold segment Michael so Michael he's been trying to bring he's been trying to bring that back for like three seasons because he loves the chief From the footage. Oh, yeah, he was a good guy. He played for Newcastle Michael Fussy little boys today by the way lads is it's not gonna be a good time, but It doesn't matter if you guys eat some if it's bad, it's gonna be bad No, I'm genuinely quite looking forward to it Matt had a problem at work. There was some kind of chemical spill That's why you're dressed like this right now So do you want to explain what happened there some of the concrete dust got up into the air duct filters and started spraying around the office Is that no well what happened then give us something that you've done and you've been yelling I can hear in your voice You've been abusing your staff now you stand there swirling your fucking a g1 like a king Give us your best dab Matt go three two one. I'll show you mine He's got oh man. Come on. That's a better thing than a dab and James is there for it So I am what did you guys get up to on them? I entered another basketball break. Oh Shit Wait explain what a basketball because it sounds like you like what the fuck even is that it's a basketball break Basically, you pay to enter a box opening and you get given a team That's fucked now Now I'm not much and I don't worry about it I answered it and I asked for the lendo magic and the best player on that team is is Banchero and anyway, I got one of his cards and it was a autograph card But the best thing was right you get a lot of you get a lot of cards that have an autograph sticker But this one was actually on the card, which means he's actually touched the card It was pretty awesome. So long story short. You're a loser Anyway, how much was I had a fucking good reaction James? Yeah Well, I was just I'd like Matt's quite notoriously lethargic in the afternoons boys agree Yeah, he comes home and likes to lie down He's a little nosey's little eyes normally his shoes are still on like he's that lethargic He'll have a tuck into his bed with his shoes still sounds very negative But anyway, so I was leaving heading to my car and I just heard like an explosive like Yeah Okay, I got to go back inside and see what's going on Matt was Frolicking is the only word I can use he was frolicking around the living Did he stop when he was like he had that one hand sort of like a 90 degree angle with a with a fist You know, it's the joy and he's like sort of bouncing bouncing back and forward He's a look straight at me. He's like, he's like, I just got a really good card Did he change when he saw you come in like How much it cost to enter one of these things it's all different prices. Okay, how much was this one? Not much. It was very cheap $25 it was around there. Yeah, I thought so. Okay. Thank you. That's what I wanted to know $25 to enter this But some of them can be up to it can be ridiculous. You can so how much is that card worth? I don't know. Oh, what's it don't know? Some kind of meat that you put on kebab. Yeah, it's probably in a couple hundreds in the hundreds well Well, so basically this is what we've been trying to get you to do. No, no, no and get into that I'm just saying I always want to try and elevate our platform to make browns gonna start his own YouTube channel And he's gonna breaking baskets Breaking baskets I If it if it made you like it's happy as it did the other day when you James saw you frolicking Yeah, if that makes you that happy I want you to do that and I want you to at least have a brown crack at it But would you be as happy? Oh, yeah, other people's car. Oh, yeah Good you just want to be near it because it doesn't matter for me. It doesn't matter if if Not, it's I'm the one who's pulled it out. I'm the one who's found it So and if it's really good, you can just delete the video pretend like it never happened. They have to do it live You can yeah, but you can just still pocket it dude. I reckon just post the video and that's why you call it brown Mark you get a good card you delete the live stream and pocket the car Yeah, have it water and then post it later and have a watermark saying live in the top left corner Let's talk about something fucking else Michael went to a wedding on the weekend. How was it and show me and the boys were there? Yeah, I went to Perot Congratulations with Madison Perot Madison as well. They it was honestly unbelievable was they it was mint They would have spent a fortune Professional dancers did they that was like Professional drummers and it was like a Macedonian wedding Johnson We ran around in circles for a while, which was just you think would get old real quick You just go around circles. It's just as fun. It gets fun and yeah You're sprinting as fast as you can and you add an angle you're sprinting so fast running around circles Yeah, yeah Well, we were actually near the wedding cake and someone almost knocked it over Yeah, show me was there Jaden was there dim was there. So is his dims brother and then Austin and yeah, it was how'd you greet the boys like a slap-hand fight. No, it was hugs I think there was a bit of handshakes at the end Can you tell us about Austin because I saw a story on dim story where he was like Table He was he was it was hard because you know that point where you've had a big night the night before and Then you're pressured to drink the next night. That was him. He was so fucked He's like I can't do it and I was like dude You've just got to push through here and then they brought him over like a cup full half of shots Oh, that makes sense because I saw him drinking in another store and he looked like he was swallowing razor blades It was so tough for him. But then he broke through he scalded this half of half a glass of spirits And he just changed and he's like I did the right thing Michael Because I was like dude you have to do it That's the only way through this and then he did it he saw it was the other way through But it's always it's a way through to a different way because you know, you there was stories of him Like underneath tables later. There is a consequence But funny story from Austin. He told me the night before he was at a wedding best man for his mate He was the best man He did a speech for him and apparently his speech was Highly highly inappropriate like we're talking like I don't know if I can quote this. Oh, yes, I can he fucking did it to the speech But he was talking about how his mate used to jack off into walls like onto walls and shit And he said there's grandma there it landed. I think it landed for most people obviously the close family It's probably hard to hear but for most people they were in hysterics are well done Austin that takes balls to do that and sorry guts for everybody and Did you kiss any Prasad's? Yes We were sober the whole sober he doesn't sober. I was a sober boy at a wedding He's not very bisexual when he's sober. I had a seaguar. I had a seaguar. Yes was Cuban. Yeah. Yeah, it was cute I love a cigar. Yeah, so yeah training. We're still training Michaels So he's gonna try and do the fight we're seven weeks out now We'll be five weeks out by the time you hear this And that's been gone. All right. We've just been fucking Trying now our asses off. Should I I'm kind of I'm seeing some comments people were saying oh Just tell us what this treatment you're undergoing might eat a fixture fucking Heart shit, so I'm just gonna Take a couple of minutes to just quickly explain this. Okay, if this doesn't interest you just skip ahead, okay? So sorry boys. I'll just I'll just explain this as quick as I can We can put a little um a little section Marty's heart Yeah, if you look down in the little scanner thing you can go past. Yeah, you're not interested exactly So like I've been saying okay, watch this podcast on Joe Rogan with Gary Brecker and basically this guy You do a genetic test with a cheek swap. Okay, you can order them anywhere in the world You just order a genetic test you do a cheek swab you send it off They send back the results and they tell you what kind of genomes you have and what you're deficient in so I had some Genomes in my body in my brain in particular that weren't producing certain things So my nervous system would just go fucking haywire my nervous And there was nothing in my body to like mop up all the nervous system shit So all I did was give me some amino acids that my brain doesn't produce that everyone else's brains produce and my fucking heart shit Has been coming down and down and down I've a few skipped beats every now and then after a workout no more high blood pressure It's taken like it's four weeks and I feel so much better. You learn so much about your fucking health I've literally never felt better for I reckon is the best I've felt in like ten years So the secret is go and get a genetic test done. Okay, what would you what do you call it the the Figure what it's called methylation test methylation test. Thank you, Brown. Yeah, it's a methylation test And then go to someone a naturopath or someone who can help you decipher the information And then just get on some supplements the results are fucking insane all the boys are gonna do it now as well I'm gonna get my whole fucking family to do it. You know one test And I'm the one I'm not getting paid for any of this by the way, this is just I'm just speaking Exactly what's happened spent ten grand on fucking cardiologists All they wanted to do was put me on beta blockers and blood pressure medication the whole time Couldn't tell me why I had high blood pressure did this once figured everything out and like I've never felt better So I would highly recommend and if you're in Brisbane go to perpetual well-being. Okay, there's a little clinic there They will fucking sort you out tell a marty sent you perpetual well-being in Brisbane There's one in Graceville. I go to the one in Graceville I saw on their website this three I go to the one in Graceville. It's just it's honestly. It's been life-changing I've I feel so much fucking better and just yeah So if you're if you're having hardship that you can't explain or you just you just want to go and get your health Looked out like Matt's gone. He doesn't have any heart issues He's just gone for his fucking swollen joints and James is the healthiest man alive. He's going as well He's gonna get some supplementation. It's just good because you figure out what your body needs like it It's different for everyone So the shit that I'm on might not work for you But you can just go and get go in there and figure out what the fuck is going on It's honestly Dana White is on did the same shit you gonna follow his journey the president of the UFC He was fucked. He had like he was so overweight on high blood pressure medication everything No, I'm going up in the middle of the night Yeah, no one could figure out what was wrong with him like he and he was his endless amounts of money paying the best doctors in the World he met Gary Brecker and Brecker fixed him in 10 weeks and that's the kind of feeling that I'm getting at the moment I'm training like fucking twice a day like a maniac like getting my heart rate up all kinds of fucking ridiculous heights with zero Issues so I would highly recommend do you go and do this if this is something you want to do Or if you have some annoying elements that you want to have a look at fuck going to your GP They'll just sit you down for five minutes and go here have these medications go do one of these tests They'll see you down for like an hour an hour and a half figure out your whole history and actually fucking sort the cause and Not just fix the symptoms, but anyway, I'll put let's so perpetual well-being Perpetual well-being will put their fucking Link in the description if you're in Brisbane if you're not just Google Methylation test wherever you are and find somewhere that can interpret the results for you because it's a big fuck-off report that comes back and That is the secret that I've been hiding in my heart and I'm on two different Amino acids right now and it's been life-changing and that's it It's like taking a fucking vitamin every day shut up man. It's natural anyway Back to the fuck and speaking of natural You know what else it's pretty natural abortions. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I guess if you use the right tool, but There's a product on the market That's green. What's the cause? AG what? AG what everybody? AG one has 75 vital nutrients and minerals Matt's skull in a Danny's neck right now Danny's go finish it lets it sit in his sack here like a pelican And he'll have it later and it's got 75 Vital nutrients and minerals you can't get that from a balanced diet So just it's about a hundred and fifty bucks a month Australian and yeah You might be thinking oh, that's far too expensive for me Or you sit there and have a $30 six-pack of half-strang the beers you fucking Half-strang fucking get on this shit fix your life It adds health and vitality to you and it's just the best thing in the world use our discount code Fully actual and you get a free travel pack and and other shit like that man. It's so good man Crump, it's green. It's also green and nature's sexy And dude and the guy who invented it's dead He was gonna be dead but he invented this shit and now he's like eight foot tall and he's got six arms and shit Man, and that's not even me talking shit. He's fucking huge. He lives in Hawaii He climbs all the trees needs coconuts bear like hole. He just fucking needs coconuts whole because he's on a g1 And we can guarantee here What happened to you to Marty and Michael we will guarantee we can't make a g1 guarantee this But we will stand up for it and guarantee that you will probably live to like a hundred maybe if you stay on it For the rest of your life. Okay, that's just our hypothesis so far You know where educated scientists link in our description head there. Have a look at the product. It's hectic as Shit, it is so fucking hectic. I want to start a fire. It's slick Man, I want to just burn a fucking house down man. That's how fucking good that shit is great. Hmm. Anyway, it's a g1 Thank you, and let's not forget about our little friends our little friends there and Kind of just watching the days go by Just kind of sit down. Oh, yeah, just listen to another podcast where you sort of line bed and Think oh, yeah one day one day. I'll start to respect myself One day. I'll start to look after myself. Oh Maybe maybe maybe I look like shit and that's contributing to my low self-esteem and why no one respects me Have you ever thought about that? Have you ever thinked Matt? Have you? No, you haven't Have you? Well, maybe it's time to Smarten up a bit. Hey To rise. Did you know that you could die at any moment? Did you know that people have and then come back? But most of them don't die. Yeah, that's true. Most people stay dead You fucking idiot. So why are you wasting your life? 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It's a different word and it still sounds funny If you start now You'll look back in a year's time and think thank God I did this learn to hold your head up high and stop being such a bag Of shit don't just settle for being a hairy fucking pussy loser hair all over your flaps Hair running down your back flyers getting caught in your shit tics tics on your dick fridge Frigid frigid Anyway, there's really you can't they're not sexual anyway man scape.com. It's also for fucking women Italian ones It's also for Italian women Yeah, well, I guess they could use it and a lot of other women most women all women Italian women's been particularly if you're from Italy Then go to man scape.com because you need to shave your tits or I ain't touching ya That'll work All right, we're we're gonna go and have a fucking massive Huge hit of the meth pot and we'll be right back with Matt's dream diary in our fussy little boys The break have a bong have a bong have a break here. I go baby. This is the real shit Oh my god, I can guess what everyone Matt's been dreaming. Oh, yeah I've been having a little dream dream. Yeah, good dream I am listen to the dream diary from episode number four and like I was like man Matt's dreams go for a really long time. So I'm just gonna read the ones that are a little bit shorter And I apologize for that and Matt just kind of goes on a little bit sometimes. All right, so If you don't know this is Matt dream Matt's dream diary where he details every single dream that he has a K He writes it down so he doesn't forget it and he also wants to one day interpret what they mean because no one knows because it's all fucking It's wild in your head. It's like a fucking coyote. He's got out some a fucking henhouse Weird dream I told this one to my girlfriend and she started crying. I'm not sure why I Was scuttling along the floor searching for scraps I would scuttle up cupboards and scurry across any spoons or forks left out after a meal I would drag my germ-covered ass across toothbrushes and suck any moisture out of the bristles I was good at being a cockroach every night when the humans went to sleep I would leave my hiding place and leave my mark on every bit of house that my stiff hard legs could scramble over But as good as my life was I felt this intense loneliness. I Ran into other insects from time to time, but they always seem to ignore me I would even try and talk to some there was some ants scouting the kitchen and our paths crossed And I wanted to try and make some friends with them. I Told them about a piece of ham I had found over near the oven, but they all just awkwardly looked at each other and walked away I even see other cockroaches hanging out and sharing food, but the moment I try and introduce myself They would quickly scuttle away This constant rejection started to wear on me. I felt myself sinking further and further into depression I resorted to even trying to make friends with flies during the day But even the flies would buzz away if I approached I could hear them talking about me as they flew away and saying that they felt really sorry for me That was the last straw. I couldn't take it anymore. I Decided that I was going to let a spider eat me and end my loneliness Later that night as soon as the humans were asleep I took flight and batted my greasy slick wings one last time I did a lap of the house and decided to find the biggest Hungriest spider that lived here. I knew where he would be I scuttled over with my gross fucking yuck as fuck fast-moving legs and saw him on the fridge He was a stunning huntsman spider Huge and powerful with fangs the size of my whole body. I knew he would kill me quickly With one final breath. I had straight for the spider It sees me and I braced myself and closed my eyes. I continue bracing and nothing Slowly open one of my slippery little fucking eyes into my total shock. I watched the spider running away What the hell was wrong with me? Why am I not even good enough to be food? Then suddenly I hear a click the kitchen is flooded with blinding light a human had come in for a midnight snack It took a moment for my eyes to adjust and when they did it while I was still standing facing the fridge Except now that there was light. I could finally see my own reflection I'd never seen myself before and I was about to run and hide from the approaching human But something caught my eye my cockroach face didn't quite look right. I Scuttled a bit closer until my feelers touched the fridge. I stared deep into my own face and then I see it For fuck's sake. I've got down syndrome again My little cockroach face is a bit smushed together and I just don't quite look like a regular cockroach Just as everything in my life finally made sense a human shoe gets slammed straight onto my back It compresses and mangles my hard cockroach body a spray of goo explodes out of my abdomen Somehow I'm still alive, but my body isn't crusted onto the floor I see my legs twitching in front of me and catch a glimpse of my down syndrome cockroach face one last time before the human shoe Slams down on my body for the second time and I am dead. That's when I wake up Why am I constantly dreaming that I've down syndrome? It's very strange I want it was a wet dream Have you ever been tested? No, but if you keep dreaming that Maybe it's a fear of them like you scared of them. Maybe there was one on my street growing up. Okay, I chase you Yeah, you just wanted her you were bullied by someone Yeah, you'd be like, oh my god, there's people and he just run after you. Oh, maybe Skin-to-skin contact with him not sexually just like brush past him or something Yeah, one time his dad came over to us and thought that we were beating him up And we weren't we were just talking to him and I put my hand I put my hand on him and just said I said no way I'd never get out and I put my hand was he wearing shirt was it skin to skin? Why did he think that it was shirt? Why did the dad think that? I think he gets beat up. Oh, I think he was getting bit up. Yeah I've been rescued. I've been rescued multiple times by a Down syndrome guy That's why I'm multiple because we used to stay at this caravan park And he'd love to just throw the kids because like it was like a 20-something year old Down syndrome guy But he acted like a eight-year-old and used to throw kids into the pool and then Scream Baywatch and jump in and save them. So he's touched your skin skin 100% he had his arm wrapped around my waist and what he would throw you into the water And you would drown and he would save you. Yeah, which was kind of it was kind of awkward because I'd like just I just wanted to play The pool normally, but when it wasn't really on bad with my friends Oh, yeah He didn't like throw me in and like jump in and like sort of man handle me out of the pool and scream Baywatch Did he touch you a bit? No, no down there. Just he like fingers were interlocked at some points like when he was trying to pull you or just normal Hey, just wrapped around my waist. Did he tell you teddy bear? Did he try and smell you? I don't have memory of that just lots of lots of grabbing and pulling me out of the pool and then throw me back in one time I was at a birthday party and why? Why not why were you at the birthday party? Why does it matter if he was touching me? I don't know. It sounds very touchy-feely. It's interesting. It's like Matt's done clothing contact. I haven't mine mine When I was at a party Came up to me and we all had like that ice cream with the the topping that sets on the top Magic ice magic. Yeah, there you go. Shout out It might set and I was very excited at the end of the party to have my treat and my one came across and just pulled my Did you even get to crack it with the spoon? No It just that the act I'm now the act of someone touching my food just puts me off it Hate that people with dancing. No, you hate them. No just skin-to-skin touch. What was uh, here's her's name Why skin-to-skin why wouldn't you hate them touching your food? I wonder if you sort of skin-to-skin goes from there to my food Give them a different name if you're if you have a baby and you see it has dancing I'm would you give it a different name? Maybe you just chuck it down in front of their name Down Michael like down James No, exactly my favorite literally my favorite person online is down syndrome Clayton shout out to Clayton If you do not follow Clayton's world on Instagram, then fuck you shit out because it is the best I don't trust me watch it and you'll fuck you man. Watch it. I've never heard of him You've never heard chicken burger the chicken burger guy. Very good. You have to follow Clay. It's very good It's just a little it's like a 30 seconds of joy every day. You can't not love him. He's the best Let's fucking collaborate with him. Oh, please Him and Matt have to stay in a motel for three nights together We can reach out to his older brother, dude, would you hang out with him for three nights, dude? You would have and we will do a documentary if you don't say down and brown. We'll call it's quite telling I just said the C word Connor Sorry, sorry. I reckon a doco. We call it down and brown brown and down and down No, it's you downtown with brown if this video gets look if this video gets 600 likes We average about 450 500 if this podcast gets 600 likes We will pay for Matt Brown a flight and a Sydney and meet up with Clayton. Oh That's the goal, but maybe we can't bring him up. Let's do it. Can we no No, we bring him up here until you meet him because then if you genuinely like him in person you follow That's so Matt. We will pay we will pay Matt to go down to Sydney. I had 600 likes By the way, please take this moment to like comment subscribe gives a five-star review on Spotify If we we are still 2.9 K. What were we gonna say if we were each three thousand Michael's gonna shave his head at three thousand I think at three three. No, no three thousand. Let's do that at three thousand. We will collaborate with Clayton. What about What about this and at five thousand? Matt, I reckon should call his mom and tell him about the time that he used to have His wallet. Oh, that's it Yeah Has that not happened yet? No, I did I was I had motivation to do once But now I feel so Why don't we call it old hella no five thousand five star review five star on spotify on spotify Yeah, we will call up Matt's mom and Matt will explain or say do you remember the time you found a condom on a wallet? Yeah, that was a used condom. Also, can I just quickly make a point in saying spotify viewers You have an uncensored version without the bleeps on spotify from now on. Sorry We had those few episodes where there was bleeps that will be no more of that Okay, so are the uncensored unbleeped versions will be on spotify. Um, and yeah, that's that's crazy It's say fuck Marty say fuck. Fuck. See don't say too many times Crunt still has its little click clank clank clank Yeah, nothing beats the actual. Yeah, it is a nice word. Oh, it's good Yeah, good word So look there we have it Matt maybe Matt and Clayton and also five thousand likes is five thousand likes to hear my Five thousand five star reviews on five thousand five star reviews and if the next video gets 600 likes We all get to horse bite slap Matt's thighs. I don't think I like the idea of any of that Oh, yeah, we'll we'll reassess about the Clayton trip. You get to go to Sydney. It's cool as fuck free Did you can get you love the ferry? There's a ferry there. You go to lunar park I've never been there. Yeah, he's Sega world Is there a Sega world? I don't do you got to go to LA because when I was there There is a shop this big as big as this room with literally I reckon millions of stickers It's just a sticker shop and it's everything you can imagine name something blinky bill. They've got it. Really? Yep, I reckon they would a boy not actually it's american Yeah, they don't have blinky bill. What's a trading card stores blinky bills this trial? Yeah, there is I don't know if they have card stores. Yeah, but anyway, you should go. Yeah dress like that I think I don't think you should ever really get changed. You look like a sticker actually today James hold up that bottle of prime next next to matt. What a fucking coincidence matt's dress is a fucking prime bottle today And we are in no way shape or form endorsing prime, especially if you have a little hair. I'm gonna have one See shane going gunglay brother. All right guys. Let's move right along at his time Oh for our fussy little boys guys hit it mad brown God I'm just done with that You're so sweaty dude. I'm gonna go get there. What the fuck? I'm gonna go get the scallops Press the button. Just kidding. Press the button while james gets that will do the intramusic We'll be right back with our fussy little boys hit it brown Fussy little world Shit, this is gonna suck. I don't know what it is and it's like I've never tasted this before I've never had it before but I'm willing to try it tonight. I'm actually kind of curious. Oh dude if you've Man, I'm fucked. We're leaving the beta loka Yeah, you guys we'll see you Every week is hard because it's either gonna be trauma trivia plus this segment Or it's gonna be like the bamboozled segment, which is the other way But you only got 33.3 chance to get in the bamboozle I feel like um, I feel like my head is like rejuvenating my brain do a do a star jump His joints are still hurting On they I imagine if the wrists and the ankles went next imagine if they fused all of your joints together I've already had pain in my ankles and feet. That would be really that's where it started years and years and years ago But how long ago now? How long ago did this all start? 26 or 7 I think york you had gout at 26 or 27 That's fucked man Man, I wonder why imagine what these going being like if you're when you're when you're 50 You're in your mid 40s now another five years. You'll be fucking 50. God knows how Then here comes fucking Jim by Jono with a bit of fucking fussy food for us I can't wait for you guys to see this. I honestly I literally see the lid in the kitchen. It gives me a bit of anxiety Yeah, yeah, this is edible food It's gotta be edible though. I don't want any fucking Oh This is this is actual humans for humans. This is definitely for humans. So this week And you guys got you guys got to remember I'm not I just want you to experience life So you like this last week we had oysters, you know, I don't know I've never tried this I'm gonna be honest. See it's weird that you guys haven't tried. It's like it's like, you know We have our five senses you want to see certain cool shit in life You want to hear certain cool things in life and you also want to taste some cool shit in life You might love it bro. You might become obsessed with this bro. Matt. You've been to mongolia Yeah, I'm gonna pass to you this marty and as I say the title. I want you to open it slowly and dramatically Okay, okay. Yeah, I tried weird things This week not too weird though Is some beautiful dried octopus? Oh, it smells so nice. Okay, we have dried octopuses kind of get a little zoom up though That is alarmingly smelly. Holy shit. That smells like fish. I actually was a bit nervous when I opened the packet Dog treat. That's what bosley used to eat. Do you eat this like this or do you need to like heat it up? No, so what actually is it big should I get the packet and have a look? Has it been cooked? Yeah, yeah I'm pretty sure it just says just eat it as it is. Yeah. Whoa. I'm pretty keen. Hey Has it been cooked? I think so. It looks like a hand. Dude, you can see the eight tentacles like fucking bone Oh, it's so weird It's so weird I'm pretty curious. Fuck off. Like you don't have to have a lot just like about that much. How do you find shit like this? Yeah, so it's dried octopuses guys. Let us know in the comments if you've ever tried it The smell of it is so bad and what you think of it as well. I'd love to know Matt's gagging a little bit. Whoa, dude smell the brain Yeah, it's intriguing to me My german my german heart Shut up. Shut the fuck up. The scavenger within me gets excited. Let me read everything I'm like a fucking straight dog. The packet says all natural and healthy is the first thing they say, so that's good We take great care and quality control when our products are sent out However, if you're not entirely satisfied with the product, don't worry about that It's all symbols. Where's the product from? Dried natural produce Oh needs further cooking before consumption I see So does it where's the where's the instructions on how to cook it? That's all I could literally just go and pour some boiling water over the have it ready in fucking three minutes, bro All right, we're gonna have a fat fat bomb break and when we come back. We're gonna have some freshly served dried octopuses Bomb break The break have a bomb have a bomb have a break Here I go, baby This is the real shit Yeah, who would have thought I just need to get like nice and soft bomb back Like a cock who would have thought you nearly fucking kill me No, he can go boil while I berate you over this Go on man, we could have died give me give me a fucking berate Or you nearly made us eat something that had to be cooked me eat it brother or nearly eat it brother We nearly ate that me included brother Oh, man, it's gone. We've read the packet. You got to boil it for 30 minutes. All right, so probably kill Whatever's left on it. All right, so James is just quickly gonna pop it in the in the in the What do you think's on it pop it in the oh Like just seaweed sea lice and sea bacteria that have got families and civilizations living on the skin surface of the dried out octopuses Probably cover mercury fucking flies. Who knows they probably fucking lie I'm out in the sun and let them bake and flies land on them and shit You got to make sure you fucking boil them a bit so all that hot shit kills the bacteria that's absolutely Smothering their skin. Dude. Yeah, this made me like sleepy. That's so yuck We're gonna move on dating yuck. We're gonna get back to the fussy little boys segment. All right, and in the meantime It's time for the voicemail segment fucking go brown smash it Smash it like a misbehaving child Oh shit All right, and this is a segment where you guys call our number Oh four six six six oh two three oh three And you guys can leave us voicemail send us text you can send Matt brown pictures of your stretched open asshole You can you can send all kinds of shit. All right. We it's funny as gone through these keep that shit coming everyone So oh four six six six oh two three oh three Michael's now gonna play for you guys some of the funniest craziest shit We've received over the last week. Do you want me to hook that up to the bluetooth or not? Oh, yes Passive little boy Just phone in with my My virginity Stop 15 year olds being out in the piste with a couple of me mates Walk up next moe quite a familiar house Don't be front of me arse in the air and I remember just like looking around and there's me uncle smoking a tab in the corner 20 years on Still meet up me uncle every now and again now and we still get on every every uh Now and again, but yeah That's how I lost my virginity Cheers guys So he's saying that his uncle took his virginity. Yeah people have People have lost their virginity and he still meets our way in that is fucking wild Hey, man, you don't know you don't know any backgrounds, man. You don't know people. I don't need so that is James we've just to catch you up. We started the voicemail segment and we had someone Tell us about there how they lost their virginity and their uncle did it And they'll fit a guy and they still sees him Oh Well, maybe it was a positive experience. Those who need like how old was the guy 14 or 15? Okay, that's not okay They need dr. Phil. Well, look if you're 18, it's okay to poke your uncle Well, it's definitely essential. I guess I wonder if that's ever happened If if an uncle and his nephew of age have consensually Oh, it's gotta have happened because cousins do it dude in like the butch and in like island out in the butch In island In the in the meadows and shit in the meadows or like I reckon Or like I reckon Scandinavia like out in the Definitely would have done that shit. I know I know for a fact that they do that there 100% what's the hilly one where the sound of music's from? Africa Austria not austria switzerland they do it in switzerland. They've done it there out in the big mountain places I reckon yeah, I don't know about it. It's a theory. Okay. It's a theory now. Look that is that that sort of genre was you guys losing your virginities Basically, remember this segment is anything be creative. It was good though There was some long long. There was a dude who called like four minute stories And I did listen to them all and they were crazy do but it's if it's too long We can't do it. Yeah, it's true. His kapooka story was very funny shout out to you But also like so maybe like under a minute. I reckon keep a minute Make us laugh be weird in a minute doesn't have to be a story can be a sounds can be like Scripts that you've written so you play characters Matt will demonstrate a sound you could do Yep, and you could do that like for longer try it again See you can do sounds like that send that in we love that Yep, we also have like, you know some messages from you guys, which are funny But it is better if you it's your voice and and really send pictures of your balls to matt Has anyone sent in any fart art? We haven't got far. Oh, yeah, there's been some fart sounds, but they haven't been like not real from the bomb So they sound a real but you guys saying that you don't have the attention span to listen to anything more No, it's just I listened through them. It was just it's too hard for the podcast It just makes sense to go under a minute now matt was being passive aggressive that was a very very very pleased him He's wrapped with that this is awesome, man That's your mom Okay, now this is something off topic. Are you sure you want that out there now people know I think I've said that before haven't I they don't know her last name. I do Oh, they do know her last name. No bleeper our name con adjusting case Okay, moving forward that's that sort of theme that's done. You can still send in your sex stories or whatever story Okay, make us laugh. This guy Is important. Okay. Now his name is bailey. I'm pretty sure okay Now bailey is the guy who has been trying to get in contact with us each week But he's it's been his girlfriend answering Okay, so we've just been getting the one you abuse the other other week and her name's emily, right? I'm not abusing I just showed her that you're fair enough. You were right to abuse her. It was abuse You were right to abuse her abuse isn't abuse if it's like yeah, well, that's like a word In the eye of the beholder. Anyway, this is bailey. Here. He is. It's an abuse if it's dessert all right lads You've tried to call me twice now on the missus's phone and She keeps on fucking forgetting to put me in a three-way call from never wibber on a monday so get Back to me on this number because I've got a thousand fucking Bandit toys. I want to get get you Fucking call me back on this number Now for some reason I can't find his number. No, it's bailey We are going through your girlfriend if you Anyway, and she not only that she must meet our demands if we are to speak to you Look, and you can leave your band of stories or you want bailey. That's great But if you want to speak to us, it has to be through emily and she must Meet our demands. Isn't that right matt brown? Yes. I'd suggest starting hang out with your girlfriend on monday Yeah, maybe spend some quality time together. Let's fucking call her and see if we can get her to Quack like a fucking duck. No, no we can go bigger emily You need To sound like a time machine for us. Why don't we just go? No, why don't we make a sound and she has to copy that sound? She has to go She has to make that sound as loud as that. Okay, we'll compromise. We'll do that. But then at the end time machine sound And that's up to up to her discretion and it has to be good. Yeah Oh, we're hanging up. Yeah, we're hanging up if it's not Michael, what's your version of a good time machine sound? I was thinking like something like this That's not bad might be a um, like That's cool, that's good matt Oh, see mine, mine wouldn't even be the sound of a time machine Mine would just be the time machine and the theme song. We're back to the future playing. Oh, fuck Fuck That's a basketball card thing to say James A couple of button presses and then a boom an explosion. Oh man. You guys are good at that. Thank you. Thank you Let's see if emily can compete with him standing All right, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, we'll just have to put her on speaker Okay Emily just shut up and listen. Okay, you have to do a couple of things. Otherwise, we are not speaking to bailey first We want you Look first you have to make this sound. Okay, and we want it as loudly as i'm about to do it Yeah, perfect. That's perfect. That's how it is That's the sound you have to make then followed by the sound you think a Time machine would make Okay The second sound is up to your discretion The sound of a time machine, whatever you think a time machine whatever sound that is you get to make that sound She's like Sorry, you cut now. What'd you say? She wants the sound again. She's oh you want the sound again Hello, emily Wow, bailey you need to assess your fucking Emily emily what what do we do this? I reckon Wow, wow There you go, man. Emily. Emily. What's up? What's the meaning of she doesn't support you? Yeah, she's not being supportive as a girlfriend. I would break up with her It's not just a breakup. This is a destroy everything she owns sort of breakup. This hurt her family Hit her kids Have we gone too far? No, okay Man every week. It's the same shit. There's nothing wrong emily. Is that on loud in case she calls back. Oh, she'll definitely call back But like that's it discs. I genuinely wanted to hear her time machine though So do we give her a second chance? No, we can try again next week But no, no, that's it emily and you have really dropped the ball for your boyfriend bailey I am so so sorry about that and about throwing a one tree hill box set out. No, don't ever ever fucking do that Somebody save my call. Sorry. It's not even I think that's smallville. All right, let's move on To trauma trivia hit it brown town town town brown brown browns also buttons browns also buttons. Hit it. He buttons Oh Look who it is. It's fucking this isn't this is bailey. Look, we're not he had the chance He had the chance. We can't we can't anymore. Put her on silent. Put that shit on silent. We don't Should we I yell out we only go through emily now back. Okay. All right. Yeah, that's good on speaker. Make sure it's on Bailey we only go through emily Oh If this keeps going they could end up having to invite them to the live show imagine if he just went home and just lost Oh It's like he explains it it's like it's like me hanging up on taylor swift Oh It's a text message That's a text message. What did she say? Wow bailey has just sent a threatening message This should be directed at emily bailey not us use a missing out Emily Emily Dude, it's my truth. It is a threat in my truth So that's that uncle brook house it made me bleed All right, let's do this trauma trauma. Fuck's sake. What do you got this? It's going to be um Today's punishment is going to be um, what should we do it the arm pinches? Yeah, okay. I'm back with the arm pinches Oh, fuck me man. That is the best Dude for those who don't know I had one the other day. It's a 10 pinch to the tricep is fucking excruciating Do you remember in high school over your body and then do there? It's fucked and like get a good bit It's like levels above a normal pinch. My forearms are really strong too. It's really gonna. Oh, yeah You got the memory in high school. Michael all our friends will walk around with huge bruises On their triceps because I would run up and pinch And leg it away from them. All right, fuck you matt. Let's go. What's the topic? Um, you have to pick one out to pick one out pick one out. I picked one last week michael But would you like to pick one? Oh Just one from the list, please You're reading. No, you're reading. Oh What is it really? That was michael, but it says music. Oh for fuck's sake music Now I have made it more fair to marty's like so marty can be equal with you because I don't know that much about music You fucking know that's what he said about golf and you knew when tiger woods was born That is so true. Yeah, I was impressed with that I'll watch that on the front All right, matt. Oh no pain is about to come Shit five pinches in the same spot. He goes first at how it works I think so. Well, should we write an answer on a paper? That's what's suggested. Oh, yeah, we're gonna do that I'm gonna get bored for you for next what are we next week? But this week. We pay us as paik. I love his paper Okay, I would like to have first attempted the quest it's gonna be so easy like who it might not be It could be one of those scenarios where who's closest. Yeah, my god Stop being negative Nancy. Okay. So all right question number one How many people attended the original 1969 woodstock festival? Is this in australia woodstock? No shit Oh for fuck's sake man. This is I'm glad I'm going. Yeah, it's almost better. Yeah. Yeah, that's the uh, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I know what I'd say Like across the whole festival so people coming and going like a three four day thing I don't know what the original one was but But this is across the whole thing. I'm gonna say 406,000. Okay, Michael 407,000 and the answer is 400,000 I'm just fucking that Ah I've earned this victory pinch. Give me your arm. Wait, wait, wait, wait Fuck you, fuck you This is so pressure Challenge you Marty to make him run if you can make him run today, I'm gonna be well He might get up and die a bit. I can I can pinch a bit of the flesh The better the muscle off the way I'm going. I can pinch some of the muscle offs. I was floating around separately Okay, all right question number two for Michael first. Oh, I'm scared now um Please be easy Beyoncé Oh, fuck Um Beyoncé uh holds a record for the most Grammys ever won. Oh, no, how many Grammys has she won? I know this I love Beyoncé and I follow her Okay, I'm gonna say look I'm gonna say look has to be a high number so probably um Um 23 Okay, that's a very good guess. Yeah, that is a good guess. That's hard to go up or down Okay, she's been around for what let's say 20 years, right? She's had a lot of good Yeah about 20 years and some years she'll win like three in a go, right? She's had a few where she's won. So would you say 23? Would you say 23? Yeah, I did. I'm gonna say 24. Oh, no Shit, shit, shit, shit. He loves it. That means I'm in trouble. What is it? The answer is 32 Oh my god Oh The jump really helps me get a good grip Usually my fingers slip a little bit, but I'm able to apply extra friction with that jumper This game dude Michael three rounds left Michael as a judicator I must say you cannot strike the person who's being the punishment If that happens again, if it happens again extra pinch. It's an extra pinch. Okay, don't go I understand this pain and you want to lash out. Yeah, that hurts. I'm just gonna lash out physically myself I'll cell phone then Matt. How would you like that? You love that? Thank you Question number three three three. Uh, how many musical instruments are there in the world? That's tricky. Yes. Yes. Yes. I actually know this Dude, there must be a Talking about what if some homeless Been laid down in the valley and he's in it with a stick. No, they've got to be proper instruments Well, like are we talking like, you know, uh, because I could just tom tom all the percussion or is percussion one? Yeah, what about acoustic guitar guitar? No, they'll be different instruments What acoustic guitar electric guitar be different? What about like how there might have been made like millions of guitars Do you have to say all the ones that have ever been made? No, I would say guitar is one Oh, really? Sorry electric guitar Okay, surely different I wouldn't dwell on it too much. Well, it it adds to my answer And I'm gonna say Hmm, there's a lot of countries out there. They've got a lot of weird shit They do a little flutes little bendy little fucking sticks with holes in them and shit They fucking whack them up against the branches should make funny sounds. I swap it up and do a lot of that I'm gonna say oh fucking here we go. Oh, fucking man. I can't have them in the dark. You can't have a real stab. I'm gonna say Don't forget the organ. I'm gonna say That's very German. I'm gonna say 119 119 instruments in all the world. Oh my god 120. Yeah You fool It's like four thousand the answer is 1500. Oh, yeah, okay. Revenge will be sweet Michael it's so good when you get to dish it. You are such an asshole man. Oh wait, wait. Sorry It's You don't have the strength to harm me. You don't have the strength. Look him in the eyes, Marty Oh I don't know it's fun when you get to do it, but not when it gets done Yeah, that's who one very good question number four Michael's answer What is Ryan's favorite music genre? Oh, you know shit I don't know. I don't have a stab. Okay. Wait. Wait. Okay. I'm gonna say it is it Don't don't don't no clues Um, um, um, look, I'm gonna say and it's pretty easy. It's rap I'm gonna agree and say rap That is correct. It's rap. Yes So that means we both survive. We don't pinch. You both get to pinch Matt. Oh That is not the rules Can we touch your feet at least? Yeah, let's touch it. I want to touch it. I want to have a little grassy little fly All right final question I have to answer first Oh, so it's either a tie or a landslide Um, well, I've got two. Yeah, it's two ones. It's two ones. Michael wins is two all Shit, here we go. Please don't question number five. How many instruments does James Lee play? Let's keep a straight face Like well or has played that he can play The ones I put down are the ones that I would be comfortable standing up in front of a group of 10 to 20 people and playing something. Okay, so well I'm gonna say four Okay, Michael Three I was gonna say three The answer is Six Oh Okay, I was electric guitar in it guitar ukulele drums trumpet euphonium and piano piano I forgot about your shit trumpet. Yeah, dude. No, I played it for years I'm sorry He's making a memory It's still I win three one. All right last pinch now You let go you can go move on I think fuck that's over. Can we um, can we do the tiebreaker question because it's kind of cool? Yeah, yeah, but not not a punishment involved. No punishments. Okay quickly. Um Cooper plays in a band. What instruments does he play bass drum? Yeah, bass guitar. Yeah, bass Been 30 minutes four minutes and 16 seconds until the octopussy is ready. All right Well, let's do how famous are we and then we'll fucking get in the octopussy taste me Sorry about that. Yeah All right, let's read this one first, right To wendell sailor as you know, we we started applying to wendell sailor He did reply and by the way, there's a segment where we send dms to famous celebrities And if they reply that means we're on their level of fame. All right And we each week we go up a little bit higher a little bit higher I just wanted to go back to this del conversation because it turned out to be pretty funny And when do we fucking love you? All right, if you ever this ever gets to you We actually love you and it's fucking it was it was a good time watching you play man And I wish you were here instead of man. My mom met him in the nursing home. Really? He was visiting his grandma. He's that old? No, no, no. Yeah, he was maybe his mom But anyway, I love you on the show. There's a fucking funny man on your del anyway So we said to him big del adam mcdougal told us a funny story about you wanted to know if it was true or not And he replies and said yeah, dogs love him Ha ha. He reckons you've started growing marijuana To which del replied what a stupid thing to say never have never will make sure you get your info right, okay? He said that But then I said, uh, ha ha nah, mate We're just wanting you I haven't ever spoken to him We're big fans and used to what you play and then he replies with ha ha ha you you got all good. You got me good All right, so as you all know, we did DM Nicole. What's it tits Richie, but bitch I didn't reply so Uh, she didn't reply so we've damned a bunch of other fucking people and let's see what some of these other fucking said so we we damned um dan hooker, you know from the ufc pretty big deal And we said to him Quick question. Are you in new zealand currently and he replied said yeah, bro live in akl So Auckland So there you go What a legend. Holy shit. Is he like a big big fighter? I'd be terrified if he wanted to find at least we've got protection now. Yeah. Yeah, he's he's I think he's just that's pretty much Means he's willing to protect us. He's got half a mil half a mil on bloody flaila. Yeah, maybe say that Maybe let him know that could you ever come to Auckland? Do you be as secure? Yeah? Help us fight this guy All right. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, that's a great idea if we come to New zealand Would you protect us? All right, so I've seen that team we'll see what it's always good to be up front with new friends. I agree All right, so there you go. Um, we've also deemed Liam Gallagher. Oh, man If he replies we've deemed that is tick of the life box Preston Lacey we've deemed Carl Stephanovic who's left us on scene Oh, Carl. Carl never replies anymore. Carl's over messages brother. He's better anyway. Yeah I think Carl's had had had his fun with us. Yeah, I think we're not cool enough for Carl You're not mainstream Carl's bigger than us and we've messaged Reese Walsh who is a Brisbane Broncos football player and we've said quick question. How was vegas? Did you have a bet? You met our friend Nothing yet. Nothing yet. So is it planted those little the little fucking seeds we've thrown out and we've scattered around We've done all the maths people. We've done like a football players retired football players current football players We've we've we've done a UFC player now. We're getting up there boys. All right. We're pretty big As soon it's going to be like fucking it's going to be like crazy, bro It's going to be like a fucking storm dude. Imagine fucking having like Kevin Bacon message us You'd love that Or Steven Spielberg and remember guys that remember guys If you if you can think of someone you want us to DM They might DM back let us know in the comments right fucking slap that shit straight in the comments and turn around And spit point blank range in your fucking mum's face and tell her to fuck off Yeah fucking spit in her face Matt wouldn't let me message Andrew Johns No, he said he's not he said he's not good enough Oh, james loves Andrew johnson. I said he's probably not on socials very much Oh, well, you gotta try you can't try unless you try but we've now he's only like 80 k We're our numbers that we just hit what what did you say dan hooker is 500 k 500 k? He's pretty big. All right. It's been a few minutes. Let's go get that octopus now go fussy little boys All right, and oh and we're back everyone and we're back. It looks so much worse. It looks kind of revitalized It looks kind of all right. It looks so much worse Very excited. All right, so we've been boiling this dry octopus now for half an hour Boiling in the hot water and now we're gonna have a habit. It's probably a bit Probably a bit slimy in our Very rubbery and chewed up been dried out in the baking hot sun with maggots and flies crawling over it But now I've killed most of the bacteria hopefully so these were living octopus and they've been killed and dried out slapped on the concrete in the baking hot sun Oh smell is fucking Give him some smell the boys have opened like all the windows and all the doors. Yeah, they were struggling All right, let's should we go first james? Yeah, I reckon yeah Take a fork mush lint. So this is what a normal person trying food for the first time how they will approach something like this You know what? I'm just going to get in with with my flicks. Yeah, I'm going to use my hands Do you want a piece of of tentacle or head tentacle? Please don't say it like I love some tentacle Please because that's for me to touch it. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine because that's where the suction was That's how you want. Do you want a bit of the dipping sauce? Yeah? Yeah Yeah, just have a little dip in whoa now It's quite a large tentacle bit. Can you just hold the yeah dipping sauce? Oh, it's still quite tough, isn't it? Be careful What's wrong? He doesn't want it to drip on the flying. I thought you're worried about your waterproof Clothing Okay, there you go mutton. Thank you Oh The fact that it took like two shots to like buy it's very leathery. Isn't it? I am very leathery Is the sauce nice? It is. Yeah, it makes a big difference. I'll just whip that up. No, this is fucked up It's kind of like um very springy It's it's similar. It's like Instead of beef jerky. It's seafood jerky. Yeah, it's like fish jerky All right, here we go. Michael saw that bit too. No, I wanted that bit. Michael and Matt now here we go One at a time, please I want to see each of your reactions and remember you two must rate it out of 10. I give that a seven out of 10 I'm gonna go with five. It is not food. It's a fucking octopus. I like fresh octopus fresh octopus is no joe I'm ready. Can we go? Yeah, get it done. Shall we go around? Do I have to eat all that? Hell? Yeah, fuck you Dead fish Oh, yeah, it's like jerky See Yes, fuck All right, Michael's turn to eat the baked dried octopus Let down the sun's sweat slippery and then they dry it out and boil it again Oh to kill all the bacteria on it. That's salty. A filthy sea mite and lice I got all over it. They're dead in a bucket with other things touching it. Heaps of octopuses Heaps of heaps of octopuses together Heaps of octopuses slammed together and dried out Slopped onto the ground one by one by some ancient who gets paid four dollars and fucking hour doesn't give a shit about his job flies Talk about pussies Oh, dude, that was so close to god in his mouth octopuses all stretched onto the ground stretched and dried No fishy octopuses. Ah, yeah, dude. This is so fucked up It's in my throat It's in my throat dude. It's so fucking disgusting. How's that compared to the Oyster that's that's worse than the oyster somehow dude. Really. What did you think of it out of tense? It is that's a one Dude the smell the smell It's like it's like a head should have a little bit of the head. That's look at that. Look at it's little slints Dude, it's like a shit gummy lolly Yeah, it is like a shit gummy lolly. Try the head. I can't dude. I come on. Just having enough Octopus if I And we're throwing dead animals at each other All right an intelligent animal too. So I hate it. Matt. What do you give it out of 10? It is like an octopus jerky. I do agree But it's like a four. Okay. All right, so michael this week is fussy. It's the one If anyone eats that for pleasure They're just shit. No, you mean I will say though if I'm if I'm stuck on island I can eat that. That'll be so good Stuck on a what? I'm not stuck on an island and can't get off. That would be amazing, but not even if it had flies on it Yeah, I that's doable. Yeah, I can live off that it's not good Hills This shirt here really helped me grip hard, dude. Usually I slip off, but I could really dig in hard So that's gonna leave three little bruises touching it matt Touching the octopus a little suckers on it. Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it put your tongue on one and see if it sucks On your tongue Oh, that'd be so crazy if it did All right, so there you have it everyone michael is again fussy this week again If you have any suggestions for what the boys should eat for them our fussy little boy segment Please leave them in the comments below We've got a p.o box here from jono and we're gonna fucking open it real quick before the prank call So if you want to send us anything p.o box 256 tagam We open everything queens in australia. Send us weird shit. We open everything live on the podcast jono centers a spider and now Matt Must try everything. He said he would he said he would all right It's a little bag of these dried chilies and the smell immediately hits me Wow, that it's like it's like i've been pepper sprayed and i'm only holding on to a fucking bag of it And uh, these are quite spicy. Let's open it up and have a smelly. Has he said in there what they are? Ghost peppers i'm pretty sure really are they worse than carolina's not okay Brian is the chili i'm just gonna see what jono said to me in the messages Yeah, that's uh smells hot Smells hot definitely um you got your work cut out for you there brand. Thank you very much jono Cat they are carolina reapers carolina. Oh there you go. You've had plenty of those before I guess you just gotta Just got to take a walk on the wild side and just pop pop one your mouth and swallow it pop one your mouth and swallow Dude brown, what's going through your brain right now? Just chew it up before and i don't want to do it again It just ruins the whole night I'm sorry. Do you want to do it at the end at the very end? Because I feel like you're gonna be running around screaming and crying. I will be that's it's always everyone watching So like your finger now away Yeah, I know you've done so much for that. So jono Sorry about that jono. Matt said he would eat everything, but it just ruins the night. Yeah Yeah, no, I'm sure jono understand. He's very fussy. Sorry. We're only trying to entertain people It's it's it's fine. Whatever we can move on. So it's fine. Why don't you do it then? Thank you for wasting our time Exactly, we'll move on to the yeah, should we just cut that whole should we just cut that whole? I think let's leave it in to really to shame But um, yeah Look jono, how about this? We will use these in some form of video content, okay? And who knows we might even grind them up into a little powder and sprinkle it on Matt's face while he's sleeping on the couch All right, are we ready to move on to the prank call? Any more gifts you want me to open brown? Any more gifts you want to give you we've lost him Hey, hey Prank call time or you want we're gonna prank all time. All right, let's hit it brown. We don't have it prank call time And this week's prank call is brought to you by joe Fortune guys go and check out joe fortune socials. 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Um, look, I don't know how to say this right or Just recently went into one of your public thoughts and that And wall all was um on the toilet You know how he's got damn lot little bins in that next to it One of them one of the tops was bright and rock lock Look, you know how lead usually pull a lid up and there's another little lid that comes it comes and stops You from like putting your hand down to it. Well, that was bright and snapped off right And I'll go and put Picked it up Pick the lead up right my hand going straight in Straight past it right and I've gone and I've been pricked by something in sort of I didn't see it I pulled my hand out quick as a flash But still I got a little blood spot there and now I'm starting to freak out and that because like Look, I don't know what like is in there. Do you know what I mean? So like, what do I do from here? Like I've already you don't need to tell me to book in at doctor I've already done that but like is there anything like short term and that like this this happened? Yes, be right. Yes, be can I still like Like try suck like the blood out of my finger or something where I got job Like is there something that you's recommend that I can do to like, I don't know Just just make me look better my chances that like nothing bad's happened in that I got no idea mate. You just have to go straight to it. Yeah, like what it's kind of like Like it's kind of your fault, but It could have been a piece of paper that had a sharp Yeah, that's what I'm hoping that's what I'm hoping but like it's kind of your It was one of the one of the one of the public toilets or north side of their public toilets, mate Well, wherever the fuck it was. I got your number from one of them. All right. I don't know which bloody toilet it was Yeah, but where are you like we we covered gimpy to to sunshine breezy. I'm in breezy I'm in breezy, mate and like, you know for you to say that that's that's like I'm panicking right now. You got to understand. Look, I'm I'm pretty scared right now, right? So like and at the end of the day, like I'm It was it was near st. Vinnie's nursing home or something like right I was I was visiting Nan at st. Vinnie's Went to one of the toilets. I don't know. Okay. I don't know where where it was But when on the toilet there it happened and it happened because your lid was broken Right, that's that's on you guys. Like the lid was broken and I've gone like barely letting my hand on it Hands straight in and I've pulled my fucking finger out of the fucking little jab, you know Okay So like I like I know you can't do nothing yourself right now But I'm just saying like if I get like some bad news and that like Or like I don't know like I'm gonna probably have to speak to Laura and that like who's like use You's got to make sure you put like steel cage or something around them Like so no one can break him and that because like it's so easy to just bust bust them up and stick your little Sticky little fucking fingers in there and get a little fucking jab on that day And that's not on mate And that's not on Okay, look, I'm not saying it's your fault or nothing. All right I'm just letting you know that this has happened and maybe send someone out to fix that one and look I won't take it any further. All right. All I want right now. Okay I'm feeling a little scared a little panicked. All I want right now is just a formal Apology a heartfelt apology from you to me saying that you you guys have dropped the ball here and you's haven't put enough protection On your sanitary bins. That's all I'm asking Okay, I understand what you're saying but what I'm also saying too is You are not supposed to be putting your hand inside the sanitary bin How you meant to know like what's what but like you got the toilet paper sitting right there Look, it's it's it's like, you know what I mean? Look, it's It's a female fem care bin. It's you're supposed to be putting sanitary pads in it. Yeah, look When you're putting a sanitary pad in it. No, look, mate. I was just trying to stand up or something I don't even know how it happened. It happened in a flash But what I'm saying is it shouldn't however it happens, right? What if someone's what if someone slips a bit and puts their hand out to try and balance themselves? Fingers going and fucking pull them out with a hair or needle or stuck in your fucking wrist You know what I mean? Look you's got to put more protection around your fucking sanitary bins So the thing don't fucking stab people So I really just need an apology right now from you a heartfelt one look I'm not putting that with just oh, sorry I want a heartfelt apology because I'm feeling real fucking scared right now and all I know what to do Okay, all I can say mate is maybe go to a doctor and see what they say Or have but are you hearing me? Oh all I want is just please just I want you to hear you say sorry And I want I want you to mean it What do you mean you can't She did say sorry. Yeah, she she kind of did say sorry if you had said stand with me she would have been down She was like thinking you were like just trying to get it to say sorry for some sort of dodgy reason You're gonna record her voice or something Well kill it to admit it or something She did apologize. She did apologize for what she did. I think she said sorry because she couldn't say sorry Well, that's that's a that's a negative. Sorry. That's It kind of worked It kind of worked out a little bit. It's very good All right everyone we failed the prank all ever we'll be back next weekend Don't forget next week. We're back with bamboozle and the great debate and that's favorite segment Don't forget to like comment subscribe and give us a five star review keeps the wheels of the podcast We're the best