 It's about that time of the year boys, it's that time of the year as the Madden season winds down and every single Greatest possible card in the game has officially been dropped. The market is tanked. Nobody's playing But finally a 99 overall Absolute God squad is actually attainable. So as a nice send-off to an amazing year for Madden 23 I'm about to use the most cracked golden ticket 99 everything squad that you're gonna see as you can see We've got 99 offense 99 defense. We even have 99 special teams. That doesn't factor into your overall But let's check out this squad number one huge shout out to my amazing editor kzo He's also editing this video So if you think this video is a banger you love his videos too so check him out He hooked me up with the squad and one thing you're gonna notice as we go into this squad It's not the players that you would expect for example My whole offensive line is all rookies plus Larry Allen and my wide receivers are Dion Sanders Collin Johnson Michael Pittman Jr. My backfield is Michael Vick Travis Kelsey and William Perry. Okay This is one of my biggest issues with EA the way that they release cards is through promos And they slowly up the overalls which makes sense But what they don't have is all of the best current players in the league Consistently having the best cards for example What I like that 2k does is invincible. So like at any given time when I were to log into 2k right now There's gonna be an invincible LeBron James invincible Kobe invincible Michael Jordan These are the greatest players of all time and they have insanely good 99 overall cards that I can use But if I want to build the best possible man team, it's a bunch of fucking randos Whatever i'm not supposed to be complaining to start this video But like like why is there not a gold 99 jamar chase? How does that not exist a gold 99 justin jefferson? Where are they? Also got a brand new shipment of glasses right here. 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You can always click that check it out It's that easy and enjoy the rest of the video There is though this rookie premiere promo which gave every single rookie a gold 99 for the most part So our whole offensive line is those gold 99s Some of these positions don't even have gold 99s unless you go for the rookie So this is the best way to do the gold 99 tight end that I went for is tray mc bride 94 speed 98 catch 98 short round 97 medium and 78 run block is all right I actually was gonna put william parry the fridge at tight end, but it messes up the overall If I put him at tight end, I can't get a 99 overall Someone made a prime time wide receiver golden ticket. It's insanely insanely good as you can imagine It's 99 most every stat for the most part gold 99 collin johnson now. I'll admit i'm a casual I don't know much about collin johnson collin johnson is six foot six with 97 speed Which isn't that crazy, but the fact that he's six foot six is is actually ridiculous and then michael pittman I actually love michael pittman. He's a stud 64 97 speed and a ton of the remaining stats are our wide receivers are cracked There are so many good golden ticket halfbacks. It's really hard to choose one of my personal favorites is a jay dillon I just love a jay dillon partially because i'm biased and I really liked him in fantasy this year He was an awesome fantasy halfback for me But the better gold 99 halfback is probably this michael vic six foot 99 speed insanely elusive He gets absurdly good abilities. We're running three abilities on him backfield mismatch grab and go and evasive So backfield mismatch is to make sharper cuts and we have hot rod master on our quarterback grab and go gives you human joy stick After a catch so we're gonna use them out of the backfield as a receiver a lot and then evasive quarterback is the same But there's only so many quarterbacks you can use but low key one of my absolute favorite golden ticket quarterbacks Is travis gelsey and this is a god squat So i'm gonna use my absolute best and favorite cards either way look at his stats bro 99 all of these throwing stats That's all of the accuracies. He's still got 89 play action 94 throw on the run 95 speed insane Also, my absolute favorite golden ticket halfback is v to veya You guys probably know that but i've made so many videos with them We had to switch it up playing perry the fridge best pullback in the game It's not even close. He blocks like a psychopath 95 speed He's getting out in front of your running back even if your running back is 99 speed He'll get out there Defensively, it would be so sick if this whole team can be golden tickets But there's not enough golden tickets for each position unfortunately got jeremy chin who is insane I actually pulled him in one of my big ass training variety opening So six foot three big safety insane stats I would call this a top five card in the entire game It's gonna be really difficult to make a case that are that there are really any cards better than this ted henricks Other than golden ticket at tutel jones corner. That's the only card i'd say can't compete with this 96 speed and damn near 99 everything whoever made this golden ticket knew exactly what they were doing It was absolutely a madness sweat who made this yes, you'd like to have 99 speed But he's not getting beat over the top by anyone anyway Okay, tyrie kill go and take a middle linebacker. This is like the opposite end of the spectrum insanely good stats This actually isn't that good of a card. It's just super fun to use so i'm using it He's a short linebacker that doesn't animate But he does have 99 speed and he has 99 hip power because he gives a shit resort Douglas and westry wester He's actually amazing. This isn't a guy. You hear a lot about an actual NFL But he ended up getting an easter card and a golden ticket as a six foot four corner He's massive plays kind of like ted henricks What's insane about ted henricks is you could use him at any position and he's insane You could use him at corner and he's insane. You could use my strong safety. He's insane You can use him as your sub and a linebacker. He's insane Detackle is jordan davis, which i love people weren't exactly rushing to the idea of making a golden ticket Detackle so they didn't a loading on is a little bit better. So I actually have both on the squad But jordan davis is still a beast. He's also like physically just insanely big Like some cards have good stats, but they're small like he is a six foot six three hundred something pound Detackle. He also got came on timido chanting tindall dav robinson patrick kerney I really wasn't happy with the outside linebackers or the left end, but there's just no other options This team composes the players. I don't give a shit about and that's frustrating to me because this is a god squad Came on timido. I kind of like dav robinson, bro. I was I'm not just born in the 50s I don't care about that guy chanting tindall. I've never seen him play a rep erin donald big dub big dub michael pittman big dub travis kelsie dub michael vic dub collin johnson not a dub prime time wide receiver not a dub My whole offensive line minus larry allen not a dub tighter not a dub All right, my rant is over. Yeah, if you see this video Which you don't because you have me blocked and you suck cocking balls Just put summer blockbusters back in have a feeling that the way I asked for that proposal They're probably not gonna change anything. Gosh, that was an awesome promo and I really do miss it I don't know. I don't want to be a little bitch and say it can't be that difficult either But why not just slap all the best players in the league at their position? Give them a 99 jack their stats to 99 everything and just call it quits. It's the end of the season Who gives a shit for anyone watching this video in the future? Because I I know this video get views like months and months down the line EA did do a really cool thing they handed out a free golden ticket kicker punter to everyone They actually go hard as fuck. It's a mat or aza and a Justin Tucker Tell me this Justin Tucker isn't a savage actually kind of a nasty card. It's hilarious It is truly a 99 in every position a true 99 overall god squad My boy kzo is one and one and obviously we should have some really good competition because the only people who play right now Are people are really good at the game and have god squad So hopefully we play another god squad stingly prime time and he's got career tribute bronc But he's probably got more like a 95 or 96 overall Our top three is kelsey tyreekill and prime time all three of them were in the wrong position I just realized that all three of them were not in the right position All right, kelsey with gunslinger hot rod master long range dead. I prime time with raltec and michael vic We have the whole shit ton of abilities over there. Oh, I'm gonna throw the seam right down the middle To prime time wide receiver. No heat. I can roll out right. Oh, is that open? I'm beaming it It's not open, but I'm beaming it go up prime time The boys need to be close to but you know what he's on the two which is actually really fun I rarely get safeties. It'd be kind of fun to get a safety. Does he hand it off? He does He just lost the yard. He just lost the yard. Damn. He's got ap back there, too. I like that He's probably gonna pass here. Oh, he does it. It does that a safety one Oh my god I think he fell forward at the end for like a literal big point one yard Oh my god. He wants something short right here right here right here Damn good delivery on third and 12 did not get as much pressure as I was hoping for He does like the run game. Ooh, I dove a little early there retiree kill. Uh cross drag I love this play. So I definitely know it goes to his curry tribute ground. He's gonna go half back He gets it off to no one dude. Look at how big jordan davis is. Look at how fucking massive he is, bro I say we send a blitz. We can't have we can't let him have time to set this play up, right? Well, exact. Was that jordan day? Oh, it's k-line timido off the edge. Beautiful. Let's go have some fun I'm a joke inside Those were disgusting. Oh my god. I actually successfully perfectly joked three dudes That is a rare occurrence. One of those dudes is usually gonna tackle. I'm gonna throw b Oh, beautiful throw from lc. Nothing. So, oh, he does go to his half back. Oh good I hate that. It's adrian peterson because I have on the adrian peterson unis That's how I associate these unis. All right. We got palamalu and he threw out of this formation last time read option Yes, sir. Oh, I wanted to rock t-boat. I respect his game plan. It's just not working. Get there jordan davis. No way I am so embarrassed right now. I'm so embarrassed. Okay. I see the half back. Oh, he doesn't throw it Just did jefferson in the back of the end zone great throw. I think I can stuff it if he runs it. Yes, sir I just outlined said I think I can stuff it if he runs it and he ran it and I didn't stuff it The golden ticket prime time. Okay. Oh my god. Those blocks are fucking god tier I should have stopped and goad him. Oh, I was one good move from a touchdown right there Easy throw to collin. Wow. He is huge collin johnson for five yards. Keep it simple, right? Oh prime times wide open on fourth and five. We deliver All right, let's just score right before half because he's gonna get the ball half Oh, shit. Oh, he didn't even fumble. Oh my god. That's the beauty of having jefferson galsy at quarterback I'm going back to the touch pass. Let's see if his user snicks with it. He's gonna be looking for it. Yep. Oh, he's he's over Oh, shit That's more difficult to control than I expected. All right. Let's see what we got here prime time underneath beautiful He's been our bell cow. This is a bold fucking play call, but I'm sending it. Yes get out there I really didn't expect him to fly to that so well All right 16 seconds left. Let's see what he does Get there. It was calculating you guys. It was calculating. I turned the ball over to get a touchdown Go up and get it mcbride. Ah, okay. He's out about I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. So I hate linebackers, bro Linebackers won't animate a safety would have picked that off. Oh read option one more time But we're on it. Oh, it's a triple option. You sir have the fattest cock I've ever seen. I'm not even mad All right, he goes to cross drag again beautiful play How can you be upset with this guy? Dude, this guy is a super sad Dear me. Shit. What are you doing? I'm actually mad at you You ran that beautiful triple option to just get picked on the red zone with a bad pass a little mad Oh, oh, oh, he's pressing. He's pressing prime time. I'm in play action. This is a fucking touchdown. Come on Is he there? No, he's not. Oh shit. I might be a pick at least the animated. Well done, Pittman I didn't think any of his db's could run with that. They very much could Zach Erts back up tight end for 18. That was stupid My man coverage beater routes are giving him a lot of trouble because he keeps running man. Look at Vic Wide open wait wait Michael vick. Oh my god. He's so good Halfback Michael vick. This is what people want to do with Lamar Jackson. Oh my god That had so much room. It wasn't even funny. I had x. I can't throw it now. I'm throwing b Oh, what a Oh, damn it. I thought that was so money. Oh, he can't guard that prime time wide receiver Kelsey has no passing touchdowns. I feel a little bad. Wait for it. Wait for it. Oh Beauty Collin Johnson with the deep corner out. This is my most efficient drive. No question Oh, you guys want to get Pittman some love? I say we get Pittman some love Let's get a double team on this left end here. Oh, look, he's usuring it too. See what he's made of here Oh, oh my god, that's so damn good Michael Pittman We're really distributing the ball to Collin Johnson's getting reps Vic's got a touchdown McBride Pittman prime time I'm going across to be oh my god. He's open. Ah, you bitch. Oh my god. I shouldn't have I should have racked that That's my fault. He caught it, but he was rolling out of the end zone All right, let's see if he's got first and 10 It's gonna be tough to run read option right now with this clock very much not on his side. Oh, I'm on this Oh What a bomb Thank god Ted Hendricks could catch up to that. He's he's taking advantage of my cover too right now He goes out short. Let's go low a little too. He keeps it table. What are you? Wait, wait, wait Did he reach for that? Holy shit fourth and one Oh Good route. I couldn't claim that I tried to main him up and I couldn't the out route cooked me Dude, I respect my opponent. He's got a deep really cool playbook. He won't onsite I think he wants to be able to stop me here, but I plan on putting up another touchdown I'm not going to chew clock against an opponent. I respect all gas. No brakes. We're staying on full offensive mode Beautiful route from Trey McBride gonna oh way to go low smart man But Kelsey right up the middle. They were too far on the edges. We're gonna rush for about 20 right there All right, let's go Vic to the edge was unsuccessful last time But look at the blocking this time the juke in the middle goes for nine four rushes 28 yards and a touchdown Oh, he's sending the cavalry Michael Vic. What a route We got it into him I actually tried to stop and go and go around him and totally didn't work Would have been really cool though. And you know what we haven't done enough of we haven't used William Perry as a lead blocker enough yet I can't believe I talked all about it. I didn't use it. But there he is getting to the edge seals a nice one The juke inside and Michael Vic. Holy shit. Get to the edge block his user. He's so fucking good Right there is prime time kind of seals the game up. Dude, we we're so efficient with who we pass to and everything I'm so proud of our boys. Everybody gotta pass. Oh, William Perry William Perry William Perry William Perry now is two yards. No one can ever talk shit to me ever William Perry He got the 20. All right, let's go boys 26 to 15 kind of a bizarre score, but yeah, this god squad is a true god squad Damn that print on my receiver is so much better than I thought Dude to think we started this game out with literally a free interception. So we started All right, taking a peek here at the stats dude. He had a better qbr But uh, kelsey 16 for 24 181 66 completion two touchdowns one interception But the rushing game is where I'm so proud of our squad bro eight for 51 average 6.3 a touchdown No fumbles receiving prime time 7 for 72 j jettas 4 for 150 solid game Collin johnson 2 for 27 mike vick 2 for 44 William Perry 2 for 5. Don't you forget about it. Michael pimpin had literally one catch, but it was a touchdown Hey big dog, but you guys know, I love using the god squad. That's so fun to use the god squad So I hope you guys enjoyed that's it for the 99 overall god squad Thanks for watching as always and I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace