Failed Bunnies (In the USA)





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Uploaded on May 2, 2011

And now, we hear Osama's side of the story. As it turns out, all he wanted was bunnies. Unfortunately, the French sold him out, and we baited moderate Muslims into disliking us rather than embracing the BUNNIES.


I sat in my cave and thought a bit
"What am I doing in Pakistan?"
Hair dye and handguns are hard to get
How will I survive then?

Jumped on a goat, headed out to the pay phone
Don't want my beard all neglected when I stay home
This is all too messed up
Everybody needs to fess up

Obama's peaceful and he wants an easy way out
We could talk about my gray spots
But even if we tried to phone the CIA
Then Dick Cheney'd hunt us down
Yeah, Dick Cheney'd hunt us down
Dick Cheney would hunt us down

So I'm calling France up
And saying let's talk
And Abbottabad is the place
Sarkozy's in like yeah
D├ętente's hot like yeah
I show financial
Details of my spiel
They say it's gonna be okay
Yea-a-a-a-a-a-ah, we'll arrange it with the USA
Yea-a-a-a-a-a-ah, we'll arrange it with the USA

Order some lunch for the heads of state
Everybody's calling off their guard
But then they press, "Any more requests?"
And this is where it falls apart

I've been living under a rock, and
My English isn't easy to understand
I thought I'd asked for some bunnies
I guess they heard me saying "bomb me"

The generals do a double take and make a call then
Guess we're ready to go all in
That's when the others all fall on the ground
And the Special Ops charged in
And the Special Ops charged in
And the Special Ops charged in

So I put my hands up
They're saying 'don't move'
And the Navy SEALs fire away
Jerking my head like yeah
Fall on the floor like yeah
As I see them rush in
They're playin that song
By Springsteen as they operate
Yea-a-a-a-a-a-ah, I was set up by the USA
Yea-a-a-a-a-a-ah, I was set up by the USA

Am I here in Paradise?
Allah greets me with a sigh
"We're out of virgins, I won't lie
But we have 72 bunnies for you inside"

So I enter and sit
The bunnies are there
And Obama's going to speak today
Calling a win like yeah
Go America like yeah
But instead of having
A peaceful accord
They killed their way to victory
Yeah, they will party in the USA
Yeah, but they're stuck in Pakistan today

If they'd given bunnies, 200 or so
There'd be no more war today
But I got offed like yeah
Afghans are mad like yeah
And I got al-Qaeda
To double their size
I know they'll want to go repay
Yeah, It's al-Qaeda in the USA
Yeah, No more bunnies for the USA

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