 So guys, we watch Endgame, you told us to watch Deadpool, we watch X-Men, you told us to watch Deadpool, we watch Lord of the Rings, you wanted Deadpool. So I guess we're watching Deadpool. So we've met the mouthless monstrosity and X-Men's origins Wolverine, and you guys were like, erase it from your memories. Psh, psh, psh. Wait, what are we talking about? I think we're gonna watch Deadpool. Let's go. Let's go. And you guys were saying based on my personality, I was gonna, you know, love this guy, so I guess I'm gonna learn a lot about myself watching this movie. I guess I'm gonna learn something about you too. Let's go. New favorite, maybe? Oh my gosh. Oh, that's the lighter, you're off the console, Rick. Some coffee, some douchebag's film. God's perfect idiot. Ryan Reynolds, sexiest man alive. Hot cheek. I love these. These are funny. Is this Call Me Angel, that song? I might know it and break out in song in a minute. Oh my gosh, is he in someone's face, his crotch? I don't know why I know this song, but it's imprinted in there. Yeah, me too. I didn't really know the words, me too. I was just sort of humming them. I know, because I just said, is that what it is and you said, I don't know. This is sick, though. A wedgie. Dude, this is that shaggy song, that song, right? Didn't he take this? Yeah. Okay, yeah, that's how I know it. Oh my God, that is a song I forgot about. Shaggy. I listen to it every morning. Double. Directed by an overpaid tool. Damn, we're talking a lot, but this is good already. Hi, I'm Deadpool. Yo, he's different. Definitely, like, right off the rip. Ew, nice. On the cameraman. Look at his swords and all his weapons. He wear those Volkanowski guards on his legs. Smells good, though. Not the daffodils. The girl. Ah, yes. She would have made me a very agreeable wife. She would have made me a very agreeable wife. Gita's heart is stolen by my cousin, Bandhu. He is as dishonorable as he is attractive. Then why is he... So, Pinder, I'm trying to say love is a beautiful thing. So you gotta hold on to love, tight. Sir, what does Miss Mamajoon taste like? Like the two hobos, full of data, and to the point is it's bad. Marvel cuts his leg this way. Oh, that's because it's great. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks, six days, and 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me. Adventure in time. Come on, grab your friends. This shit. Yo, at least his mouth's open, though, but he's still kind of the same. Y'all, we forgot about that. Oh, what? Exactly. They won't disappoint. They'd better not. The British villain. Small disruption to our supply chain. I'm delivering for the following month. Yes, Fixiator. That's his name. Oh. Right, that guy's bullying him up. He can't do anything about it. So he said this is Christmas Day? Mm-hmm. Is this a Christmas movie, though? No, that's $27.50. I never carry a wallet while I'm working. Ruins the lines in my suit. But how about a crisp high five? OK. Bro, are you stepping on him? No. What is he doing? He's stiff, the camera's right up. I know. Oh, hello. Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? Oh, I can't tell you. But it does rhyme with polvereen. Oh. Oh. I've got places to be. Oh, bad guys to kill. OK, so his mission is he's got to fix his face. Oh, here it goes, the cold opening. Oh, Joe. Every time I see something like this, I'm waiting for Charles to freeze him. I'm looking for Francis. Have you seen this man? Oh. I might just stop the car. Where am I going to get out, myself? He's trying to make it so. I've never said this, but. He just got so many one-liners. I know. The wedgie, there it goes. Did I leave the stove on? I feel him, though, because you do worry about that. That was cold. That's crazy. So basically, this superhero is just more realistic than the others. He talks his mouth off. That's what I'd be doing. By those powers. There you go. There we go. Whoa. Yeah, he's in his glasses. I don't remember him being Russian. My God, Sonic, you must fight in concrete floor. That's the matching unitards, the house that blows up every few years. It's the house blowing up Bill's character. Right. Protein bath, good for bones. I love the self-awareness, though. Her name is Megasonic. School blow-up every couple years. Yeah, Megasonic. But she said it, but OK. What can she do? Megasonic. I don't know. I think it's Sonic having him like a bat. Me, too. So she's like a bat. Why did he do that? Why did he do that? That's what I say on it, on the casey. I don't know. Are they numbered? Oh, he got shot, too, but he's all right. Oh, he still has. He's got the Logan. Right. Did he still have all the same powers? We forgot about that. What's happening? Good dead bull. He doesn't have to hit us with the I Am Dead Bull at the end, because he'd be saying already. Yes. Someone's not counting. Wow, he just so in the zone. That reminds me of Legless and Gimli. Yeah. Oh, he's taking it. He's wild. What would you? He's so eccentric, right? That's like when you emote on Fortnite and get shot at. Oh, he's only got two bullets left in three dudes. Oh, let's go. He's said stupid, weren't they? How he lines it up. Let's get an economical one. Oh, let's go. Triple kill. Oh, my god. Why did he skip? You're not Francis. Whoa. Rolling up the fence. He just walked right into that. I know, like, why did you even do that? I may be super, but I am no hero. I was using an anti-hero. I got to take you back to long before I squeeze this ass into Red Spandex. Look, would it help if I slow it down? I, who didn't order the fucking pie. Who placed the call? I did. Who the fuck are you? What the fuck are you doing in my crib? Just about to pull your game. Before you do anything to him, do you mind if I get a big tip? OK, wait, Wilson. You ain't even going to tip the driver. He ain't tipping you. I'm here for you. Whoa. It's not out of the woods yet. You can seriously ease up on the bedazzling. There seems to be no chandelier. You used to do that. Shut up. I'm going to shut y'alls up. I was fucking cat. No, you're not. Yeah, I don't really know what that means. I don't have a cat. If it was kitty littered, I'd just shit him. What? Oh, come on. Do you happen to know a Megan or Floski? Getting that right? Or Floski? Or Loveski? Yeah. Two. Take a dime to beat a fella down. Oh. A little Megan. She's not getting money. Aw. But look, I'm a stalker. Oh. That's her chair. So keep away from Megan. Oh, totally done. You better walk, bro. What are you talking about? Remember? In our general direction again, and you will learn in the worst of ways, that I have some hard spots, too. That came out wrong. What? What? What is wrong with him? What in the world, bro? The glasses. He looks like Tony Ferguson. Yeah, he does, don't he? You've heard the last of Jeremy. He's sorry. Oh, freaking way. You're my hero. No, no, no, no, no. That I ain't. I think he'd come across that little girl, though. Nope. Oh, no. Never will be. I'm dead. I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys. Oh, classy. I'm the sister of Margaret's. It's like a job fair for mercenaries. So she went and found him, then. And he's in a little bad guy club down here. Right. Oh, god, me, too. The drink. Loose knuckle. Rich, you let the kid off easy, too. Oh, he's not a bad kid. He's just a little light stalking. I was way worse than him when I was his age. I was traveling to exotic places, Baghdad, Mokadishu, Jacksonville, getting new and excited. Killing them. Do more. I give you a blow job. Take that over to Bob. Please tell him it's from Booth. A little foreplay. He's giving it to that guy. He's like, hold on. He just started drama for no reason. Are we not even going to say nothing about the fence? This is like the edgiest superhero movie we've ever seen in our lives. Why, I know. Why aren't we not even shocked by that? He's still breathing. He just carries that around. Oh, it's a dead pool. Literally. I'm living to 102. I wouldn't even bet on him. He said I'm living to 102, then dying like Detroit. Because Detroit lived for about 102 years, he said. Domestic. Vanessa. Wait. What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this? I did that. Yeah. That. Say the magic words, fat Gandalf. Kuna has taught us. He's sorry. You have to go. Go cast a spell. Daddy left before I was born. Daddy left before I was conceived. I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happens to be your bedroom. Lucky I slept in a dishwasher box. Trauma. This is like how society is now. What can I get for $275 and a yogurt land rewards card? Probably a lot. He loved that. It's time to put balls in holes. He said whatever I want. You love ski balls. Apparently it's more than you love vagina. That's a tough call. Pair to lose tragically. Bring a big man. Okay. We're too good at carnival games, just letting everyone know that. Yeah, we're gonna fire at those, to be honest. Limited edition. Voltron defender of the universe ring. War for board. And I will take the pencil eraser. Nice. No one at the carnival has ever taught me like that, or I get an arcade. They're always so awkward. Yeah. And shy. Five mini lion box. Three minutes. Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds? Origin stories. All year? All year? Day marbles came a long way, I guess. I know. Jeez. Is that the same girl? Oh, she's just role playing? Yeah. Hell no. National women's dog. Hell no. Uh-uh. No. No, no, no. Sorry. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. What are they doing? Oh. Oh, they need a water hose. So they just had an adventurous ear. Yeah. Your crazy match is my crazy big time. Uh-oh. That was cute. Marry me. Oh. Where were you hiding that? Somewhere. Oh, no. I can't. I love you, Wade Wilson. You're supposed to, so that's it. Yes! Please don't like that. Yeah, your butt's too sticky. You need to wash off. What if I just held on and never let go? Just ride a bitch's back like Yoda on Luke? What? Empire. Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer. We need to watch that, too. What? We've never gotten into the whole Star Wars thing, so we're going to check that out on the channel 100%. But we know who Yoda is. Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. Uh-oh. This had been the ultimate commercial break to our regularly scheduled program. What happened? Oh, he's sick. Oh my gosh. Is he got cancer or something? Clowning. Clowning? Say you're clowning. Late sage. Back to the kebab scene. And there he goes. He took out. His eyes look so scary, though, don't they? Yeah, like dead almost. So he's Canadian. Yeah. Apparently I made you immortal. I'm actually quite jealous. Oh, Colossus. Oh, what? It shit just went sideways in the most colossal way. Maybe not the most. Hey, that's him from the other one. You know what I'm saying? That's the old devil. Bernadette is not going anywhere because you're not going anywhere. I love his shirt, by the way. We both know that cancer is a shit show. Like, under no circumstances will I take you. Yeah, that's true, man. You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine. You don't want to win that contest. Yeah, neither of them are going to win that game for sure. That sucks, man. Oh, wow. I thought she told him. You know how they say cancer in Spanish? No. L-cancer. Oh. I'm happy you look here. And that guy over there came in looking for you. Real grim reaper type. Real grim reaper type. Mr. Wilson, how can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel. I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Just cash. What if I told you we can cure your cancer? Scam. What's more, give you abilities most men only dream of. I'll be like, I'll stop at the cancer theory. We won't just make you better. We will make you better than better. A superhero. I tried the hero business and it left a mark. So no, basically. We're within 500 yards of the school. So you may want to, you know. Dang. What an insult. Right, you don't do it, right? That just sounds sketch, right? Nah, he's doing it 300%. He has a suit on and a bar. That's the dude who does the taking movie. Right. She just accepted that answer. He made three of those nerfies just a bad parent. I didn't know they made three, honestly. I just thought they made more. Yeah, because how many times can she get taken? Right. The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you, but what it does to the people you love. He's leaving? Who knew if this guy could save my life? I knew there was only one way that I could save hers. Isn't that what superheroes do? Yeah, but you ain't no superhero, though, huh? Yeah, that card's luxury in it. It just says numbers. If you accept a card like that, you owe somebody something. Okay. Let's pro-con this superhero thing. Local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies. Come on. You're being warned. This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You are... Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Negasonic Teenage. What the shit? That's the coolest name ever. I agree. That's pretty cool. Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Can we trade names? Can we trade names? He just gave me a stiff right. I don't know. Please, come quiet. You big chrome cock gobbler. That's not nice. You're really gonna fuck this up for me. Nobody's getting hurt. That guy was already up there when I got here. Yeah, right. Use your powers for good. Heads up. Be a superhero. Creepy, old, bald, heaven's gate looking mother fucker. Not Charles. I used to think Logan was kind of edgy. You know what I mean? No way. Geez, that happened fast. That's you right there, the superhero. That's why they said that. Oh, that hurt his hand. He broke his wrist. He broke his wrist. He was like Ben Stiller. So he's just doing this for Charles basically. He's like stop acting up. Enough. Oh, because Patrick Stewart and the other guy. That's funny. What is that? No, it's that movie of that guy and he's stuck in a cave. Oh, and he has his hand called. He has to cut it off. I've never seen this movie. Oh, he said spoilers. Wow. I've never seen that movie, but I know that story. And I know they made a movie about it. Oh my gosh. He'd sound that perfect. Jamie Landisard. When life ends up breathtakingly fucked, you can generally trace it back to one big bad decision. Yeah, meeting up with that guy. He'll do right by me. So I can do right by someone else. That's looking sketch sketch sketch. I'm not going there. He volunteered for this. Well, I guess he's dying. That's what I feel, too. There he goes. Oh, no. For it to work, we need to subject you to extreme stress. Oh, they're about to torture him to make his like Mutant powers come out. Yeah, I guess. Oh, that's why he was chilling when he was getting hit. Oh, and he had that sword in there. Yeah. And I'm sitting there cringing. He's just literally chilling out and he gets like hit. Yeah. Makes sense. He's saying something slick right now, probably. That was like some cleaning detergents. Yeah, he definitely has one. Dang, right to sleep. You see the blood splatter? This is my favorite YouTubers intro. Oh, my gosh. This is on Bates Motel, too. Oh, wow. So he can either mutate or die. That's wild, dude. So he might not even make it out of this torture. Yeah. Who's this guy? I'm not going to ask what that is. You know what that is? There you go. I knew it was from something like that. Right in C. Uh-oh. He tried him out for what? Oh, wow. That is torture. And he's just going to eat broccoli? What a bad guy. He's got something in his teeth again. It's broccoli understandable. A whole weekend of that? That would suck, man. So he's going to take them right to the edge of suffocation and just keep them there. Oh, my gosh. And then give them enough to survive. Wow. Well, I'll never not be able to think of that again. Was it working? Oh, gosh. He's mutating. So that's how his face gets like that? Dude, I thought they had a port acid on him or something. Wow. Well, how's he going to fix that? Benadryl? He needs Benadryl. Right. Yeah, because you spent all your time just tucking jump to this dude. Not very smart. Fuck, all right. I think we have him in that one, yeah? She got hit and he's like, we owe him that. Oh, she's mad. She just chews on two picks. What's my name? Francis. With a capital F. Sorry, Francis. My lips are sealed. That is horrible. Yeah, that's like the worst thing I've pictured in a long time. This guy's the right to be mouthy after this. Oh, he took it from the girl. Man, they just ain't no shot. Oh my gosh. Man, he can still peel like instantly because that ain't going to work in any other way. Mm-mm. So he has like Wolverine. Yeah, I'm assuming he still has all the same everything. Trigger, doesn't he? Yeah. He kind of does. This is like super funny and it turns super evil. Oh, man. Oh my gosh. Man, he could bobbed him. Candy Kingdom. Ah. I guess it is a Christmas movie after all. Dawn. Francis AF. Dawn dish detergent. Oh no. His friend. He ain't going to be able to save him. Oh man. Guys, just a random thought. You don't have to spoil it or say like what it is, but out of every superhero, out of any like comic DC Marvel, who's got the best origin story? This one's pretty traumatic. I would either say Batman or Spider-Man because I know what Batman's is, even though I haven't really seen the movies just because it's like culture, you know? But I don't know exactly how it goes down. Maybe it's different in each movie. I was trying to burn stuff in there, didn't he? I got the cure to hell everything, but there was only one thing that really mattered. Your face, bro. Being able to be with her. She might still love you now, though. Oh, now he's stalking. Look at that. Aw, that's so sad. Yeah, how is she going to look at you if they're all looking at you like that? That's what he's thinking. Mm-hmm. He can hear their voices, their thoughts. Babe, it can't be that bad. She doesn't care what you look at. Do you like what you see? Dang, man. You look like an avocado. Have sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Oh, my God. You only have one course of action. Damn straight. Find star in horror films. Oh. Star in your own face. Right. Oh, that guy. The douchebag does think you're dead, right? Like I'm wearing a mask? Yes, a very thick mask. All the time, you will die alone. I mean, if you could die. Oh, my God. So he's going to be alone for eternity? Now I've seen the nickname, like Wayne the Wisecracker. You're a scare devil. Mr. Never Die. I put all my money on you and now... Yo, okay, okay. Deadpool. Oh, perfect. Captain Deadpool. Nah. No, just Deadpool, yeah. That sounds like a fucking franchise. Oh, it is. Yo, this is so cool. I'm liking these guys. I don't even know what to mean. I know. He looks like Peter Parker in the first one, just so like... Yeah. Such a thrift store suit. He looks like they got Mean Girls. She doesn't even go here. Salsa water and blood. But we're red. Oh, yeah. So he was for real when he said he was wearing red to cover his blood. Don't make me ask twice. Where? It's Francis. Man, somebody's got to give him up. He's meant to loyal to Francis. What? You're about to be killed by his abode. It's just confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist than odd to hit you? I mean, the line is real and blurry. Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're going to die in five minutes. Do you hear this song? It's like a Deadpool rap. It's so psychotic. Uh-oh, here he is. Yeah, that song was crazy on it. So they're recruiting everyone with cancer basically. Yeah, basically. I'll take a football. Fully loaded. Whoa, whoa. Mr. Wilson. Where's your boss? I can tell you exactly. You might want to look away for this. This little piggy went to him. Thank you. Got him. That was wild. Moving the camera. I know. Oh, no. Oh, he owes him. No, no, no. And we all know how this turned out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is he nose and nose with a little unicorn? All caught up. Okay, back to armless. We'll handle this, actually. Oh, yeah. Like the kind we were a year-long plan and spending dismembered. He's the old ragged cover of his hand. I share that home with someone you've met. The old blind lady from the laundromat. Al. God, I miss cocaine. Her. She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old and black and blind. That's his roommate for real. Oh, maybe because she's blind and she doesn't realize he's a superhero, obviously. She can hear everything. They're talking about Ikea things. I love Ikea. That's where the whole show came from, right? She's wild. How did she build that? Oh. That's how. The cock-thistle that turned me into this freak slips through my arms today. Today was about as much fun as the sandpaper dildo. Dang. He just pulls up like that. Fucking Wade Wilson. We'll put him out of our misery on our terms. Why don't we just take his shirt off and then get patched up? I don't know, man. Oh, because it's cold in there. I'm sure that was helping that little wife beater. Is that his hand? Looks on everything. He's waiting for himself. What is wrong with him? I didn't get along with those dudes. I thought that was funny. Uh-oh, there's a picture of him back there. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Man, everyone's trapped up in there. Yo, we got to watch that on the channel, guys. Wade, you said that's the first Marvel movie, so we got to check that out. I know what they are. I don't know if I've seen them or not. If I'm watching it, I might remember it. I might not. I don't know. Wow, this cameo. Yeah, Stan. Every time I see her, it's like the first time, especially from this angle. Why is he showing up there, though? Right, he's going to throw her so off guard. And she's drinking in her hand? Man, that would be tough, though. That mirror sucked. Someone out back asked me for you. Something about an old boyfriend. I've already need to meet you all back. I know better than to do it when it's raining. You ain't going to come. Right. That's their little thing. That ain't him. That's the other dude by the kidnapper, ain't it? Dang, she hit her with the shoulder like that. Oh, no. The coin purse. He's got that punching bag. They took the water out of her, he punched it. Look at all that toilet paper back there. So Weasel's more than a bartender? He's like the gun guy in John Wick when you're down in the mercenary club. Was that Wolverine? No, was it really? Yeah. He brought a Magdalena Wolverine with him. All the pieces in the house. No, no, no, no, no. Come on, let's go. Cop it up. I'd go with you, but I don't want to. I want you to know that I love you very much. It's about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment right next to the cure for blindness. That is jacked up, bro. And he loves her very much. Thanks, Dickless. And I mean you. My old boyfriend, he's dead. See, I thought that too. But he keeps on coming back. Let's see how he flies with your head on the block. I wasn't even thinking the same thing, is it just them? He might be a next man. What was that? That was Bandhu in the clunk. Oh, I thought that was somebody in the pot hole. I don't know. Romantic rival, Bandhu. His romantic rival. I did not tell him to do that. Absolutely not. You got lost in translation. Don't hinder. This is no way to win his heart back. I'm so proud of you. Drop Bandhu off. I'm so proud of you. And kill him. And then win him back. I presume a crisp high five. For you? Ten. I love it. Why is this not the X-Men theme song? I don't know. They knew it should have been, though. That's why they put it in this one. They regretted that forever. That's the sticker I see on the back of people's cars. Oh, it's in a Hello Kitty bag. Aw. And he's committing a crime. Bandhu got smacked. Did you see that? That's the second time he said that. This has got my cheeks crammed up. Oh, my gosh. That's too funny. They got so serious. She's going to do a superhero landing. Wait for it. Oh, boy, they punched the rim. Yeah. I'd prefer not to hit a woman. So please play with me. Dang. Dang it. Why you can't even move him? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He broke his legs, kicking him. I mean, that's why I brought her. Oh, no, finish your tweet. Not bad. Oh, he's so pity, but duty pressures her into prom sex. She had on her X-Men uniform. You saw that? Yeah. Yo, if I'm not a mutant, I'm just not coming up to mutin' and shooting them. Right. You know what I'm saying? Stay out of there, yeah. I've seen way too many suckers just take tires and fork blisters out of the head for no reason. Wait, child. Look away! What did he just do? Wait! I pulled his underwear off. A flag? You all speckled muppet fart. So, I'm going to give you a chance. Commando. Just like what the heck? A bunch of dummies, I think. Back of the head. That's illegal, ain't it? I don't exactly know what she does, but it works. She just gets mad and feels good. Wait. Oh, my God. I haven't seen you since... Jacksonville. ...DGI Friday. Oh, what the hell? Come here, you. He gave him mercy, though. Did she punch him? He even helped her. He even covered it up. Francis. And there's a head with the eye. Oh, my God. Oh, she lifted him. I did not. When he said climb on, I thought he meant hop on her back. Right, because we're not sure what her powers are. Yeah. Like, what the heck? Maybe she just, like, explodes off the ground or something. I don't know. He's just mad walking away. What the heck? Now, all he's got to do is go beat Ian Gary. And he's good to go. That's who he does look like. That guy? Yeah. Don't worry, baby. Let me get you out of that shit box. Oh, you never laughed. I'm just selfish. I don't focus. Mm-mm. She might not survive this. She might become a movie. Maybe. Hey, you grow back. What are your parts now, Wade? When I'm finished, parts are left to grow back here. Good one. Yeah, that's a good one. He's talking to the writer. That's so funny. Pretty solid bite. He put himself at a disadvantage to save her, though, look. Cause he only has one. That's right. He doesn't know Bane. No! Bane, she's being proactive over there. That was smart. Feast. Sounds like your last Saturday night. I don't know what that means. And that guy's tough, too, though. How's he gonna meet him? Ooh. He stabbed him in the head. Good job. Give him a sword. Good job. Oh, he's actually hurt. He's always so funny. It's hard to picture him hurt. What's this dragon right here? What is this thing? Oh, could he lose it? I think he just fell in love even harder. I think he's got a knife in his head, so he's gonna tweak it right now. Oh my God, he just gets up. He's a cool nickname for a reason. So she's basically just a big missile, huh? Unextractable. She's still gonna bang her head around, though. Better put a parachute on the thing. Yeah, he likes her. He saw her naked. Is she okay? Let's go. Man, that girl would be so beat up if she really fell in that thing. She's just never over with this dude. What are we supposed to do with him? Yeah, I was about to say there ain't no fixin' that, bro. Right? That's what I was thinking. Who fuckin' cares? That's some good wisdom. Let's go, Deadpool. I knew that jump was coming, dude. Oh my God. So he'll try better, basically. No, they're about to have a competition. She ain't in the mood to play, is she? There we go. Not a box. If there was a guy out of this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember. Nervous. What if she screams? I don't hope she doesn't. I hope she doesn't care. How he stapled it to his forehead. Did you see that? He stapled it. So Wolverine still made a cameo. He has a lot cheaper. He's gonna staple it in his chin. And a bunch of drinks. She's there too much. I don't know, man. Good for you, bro. Good for you. Here, let's whisper. That really was a love story. It really was. It was good. That girl will bring out the hero in you. Let's finish this epic wide shot. Pull out. It's gonna be the only thing that's pulling out tonight. Love a happy ending, huh? Wow, bro. Okay, where is the end credits? We know there is. Look at this. That robe's tough, though. I like it. You're still here. It's over. Go home. Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money. Sam Jackson, show up with an eye patch and a saucy little leather number. Go, go. We were making an authorized distribution of this film. The sequel, we're gonna have cable. We have no idea who we're gonna cast yet, but it could be anybody. Just need a big guy with a flat top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Kira Knightley. She's got range. Who knows? Go. What? All right, guys, that was Deadpool. I finally get why you guys want us to watch that. And I don't really understand why you guys thought that I would like this character based on my personality so much. I guess maybe I am sort of like... I don't know, man. Maybe that says something about me and myself. I really love the movie, man. That was a 10 out of 10. I don't think I've laughed that hard in one of these movies since the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. Those movies were funny in their own way. In a more family way. Yeah. I usually get excited and try to show my son these. I think I'm gonna skip this one for right now or definitely not gonna show him this one. Where's the remote real quick? Because I gotta fix that in the back. It's gonna bother me. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry about that. But to me, I enjoyed that a lot, but it was just a little like... How do you put it? Perverted? I don't know. It was funny. It was funny. It was a little perverse for me. It was fun. It was definitely... It was different, right? We can enjoy it, man. It was more of an adult superhero movie, but we definitely enjoyed it over here. I had someone try and watch it, man. My cheeks were hurting. Deadpool. Really awesome character. He has really awesome abilities. He is basically... I didn't really see the full, I guess like presentation of his powers. Right. Because we saw him hill. We saw him... They were regenerative. He was really good with swords. He moved very fast. Right. So he was able to like slow down time. And he could like hear people's thoughts too. Exactly. So there's a lot of different things like presented about him. I know we're supposed to completely ignore the first Deadpool guys, but you know, the only thing I can really have to make educated thoughts is my own history, right? Right. So the other Deadpool, that guy had every type of power. So he possessed every type of mutant power. So he was like the ultimate... Right. So far in like the X-Men universe, he's like the ultimate bad guy, I guess. Yeah. In a sense, because he was the most powerful mutant we've came across so far. In my opinion, other than Logan's... Logan's love interest, lady. Gene. Yeah, Gene. That's right, Gene. Yeah. Gene. You know what it reminded me of? You know how RDJ went in Iron Man? There would be like Captain America little things and he would like kind of like pick on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like kind of like, Ryan Reynolds kind of did that. He was like little brother. Yeah. Yeah, that was funny. Yeah, I love all the Hugh Jackman. Yeah. Guys, I don't know, man. I give this a 10 out of 10 just because I thought it was funny. It was refreshing. If every superhero movie was like this, man, it'd be a little ridiculous, but I am glad to see that they made a character like this. It definitely makes sense, man. If you have all these egos, all these personalities, you know, they come across like that. We try to compare these movies to like real life and try to like talk about them and stuff. It's kind of hard to do sometimes because they are just fantasy and things don't exactly play out on the screen like they would in real life. But in real life, man, if I had the ability to do the things this dude did, I might would talk a little trash too. Right. You know what I'm saying? I think that's what makes it so lighthearted is, and also in the X-Men universe, a lot of it has been super intense and super emotional. You know, it's been like actual historic events and then we get this lighthearted Deadpool, which is also like, I think relieving for the franchise if you want to view my opinion personally. Right. And you know, a lot of these movies have completely different vibes to them, even though they all sort of go hand in hand. Like I was saying, for example, when she was in that, what was it, like a hyperbaric chamber or whatever that lady was in, and she fell off. I was saying like, there's no way she did her head and die. Right. If this was like a more serious tone of Marvel movie, like that could have killed her and that could have been like the moment that we're all supposed to be really sad about. But in this movie, you know, she was completely fine. So I'm so glad we got to see his origin story there. I'm ready to watch the second one. Yeah. How many movies do we got to watch until we get to watch the second one in a while? I don't know. What do we watch next on the channel after this? Apocalypse. X-Men Apocalypse. Yeah, I'm really excited to see that one guys because the teaser that we got was the lady. The pyramids. She was moving the pyramids and that, you know, man, I could just do a whole movie like that to be honest. That was intense. I hope maybe we had to watch this one before because maybe Deadpool actually joined the X-Men and helped in Apocalypse maybe. Right. Or maybe there will be somewhere where he does actually join them and runs in. I would like to see him in Charles or him in Magneto and something. So the X-Men gene really starts to flare up and show itself when they're going through these adolescent stages in their life, right? So they're confused. Their hormones are messed up. There's a lot of, like, anxiousness and stuff. And it makes it flare up. But in this movie, we saw that you can do the same thing by induced torture, which was wild. But they took it from Wade who had cancer, though. I think it had something to do with him having cancer to mutate something. I think I thought that the only reason the cancer part was relevant, that's interrupted you, sweetie, was because I thought that the only way someone would volunteer to do that was if they were trying to do it. Right. And maybe that, too. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that since he was as good as dead already, he was like... Okay, so he had nothing to lose. Yeah, exactly. It's like a clinical trial thing. Okay. I thought it had to do with the cancer, but that doesn't make sense. I mean, you know, I could be completely wrong. I have no idea. But yeah, man, I really enjoyed the movie. Which favorite part? I think my favorite part was just that he actually got the girl, and then he said he was going to play Careless Whisper, and he did. Yeah, he did. That part was funny. That was sweet. That was sweet. My favorite part was... My favorite part of the movie, man, was the fact that he didn't tip the cab driver when he hopped out. I just thought that was so messed up. Like out of every single person, you could be terrible, too. Like, why that guy? That really just goes to show, like, how douchey he was. Right. And then they become buds because he's like... He's like, you should capture the guy, and the guy does it. He does all these things. He tells them to do it. I've never even seen a superhero movie in my life. I could have watched that. Yeah, absolutely. And enjoyed it. I might not have understood, like, you know, the X-Men. Right, you wouldn't have understood that, like... Exaggerated school and all that, you know. But now that I have seen those movies, I definitely get it. But even if I would have just seen those movies forever ago and just remembered what that school was, that was definitely like a standalone movie to me. I don't really feel like... But I think just knowing, like, knowing... Maybe not so much Colossus because to be honest, that was the most we've seen Colossus ever talk. Yeah. I didn't even know that accent to be honest with you. But, like, just, like, seeing them and kind of understanding a little bit about them is worth it to me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nice to, like, build up. Yeah. Because every time you put one of these characters on the screen, it's just really nice to build a little history with them, you know. Right. Make them more familiar. And I think if you want me to be honest in the MCU, like, knowing all the origin stories before we, like, got to Endgame and Infinity Wars, that made you have more stake in them. Yeah, it made you feel like you meet friends, but family, like, you know family for life. So, you know, and we sort of, I guess in a sense, we still meet them. I mean, they're still adults when they have more stories. And I think that's why in The X-Men, we're just super tight with Logan and, like, Magneto and Charles because we, they've had the most screen time for us. So, like, for Deadpool to have a standalone origin movie means he's important. Right. Right. I really like Ryan Reynolds' character cast for this guy. I really think that, like, he just has, like, a very, very good voice. I know a lot of people are probably going to take that the wrong way, but he just has a way of, like, cutting your head off and then just be like, oh my, you know what I'm saying? Like, he just has, like, a very... It's, like, optimistic in a way. I don't know how to explain it. Like, you just did something crazy, but you have a chipper voice. Like, you're just chipper, I can't explain it. Yeah, yeah. 100% like a dang... Yeah, you guys know what I'm trying to say, so I really enjoy the film. I don't really know what more I can add, but we're just going to continue on this journey, guys, and thank you guys so much for showing us that. I know you guys have been excited about that and... It was definitely... That was worth seeing. What is it? What is it called? The hype was real. The hype was definitely real. That's what it was. The hype was real. That was funny. So I'm sure that you guys, I can see why so many people wanted to see it, not just because the character was awesome, but people probably want to see what we thought about a character, like, from this, you know, this whole entire world. Yeah, we didn't even bring that up. They're just so edgy. There's times in this movie that was unique because you do see Iron Man and some other things where he's, like, kind of like a monologue. But in this one, Ryan Reynolds was talking to us as, like, us as, like, the audience, but he was also talking to, like, the producer. Right. He was, like... It was funny because he was, like, poking fun at superhero movies. So it was, like, in a way a spoof to superhero movies. Yeah, it was a very self-aware movie. Right. That's why you couldn't make this movie multiple times, though, because it would take away that self-awareness from it. So the movie's unique because there's not a movie, a lot of movies like this. So... When they said do the iconic, what it was because it's so, like... Yeah, exactly. Yeah. They're picking fun at it. I really love that. I really do enjoy that. But if you're a superhero and you jump off something tall, how many different ways can you really land? I know. Where are you going to land like this? Yeah, that looks hard on the screen, right? Yeah, that looks lame. I'm gonna fight you on that. Your eyes and your brain just wouldn't accept that because you know good and well that kinetic energy transfers to their knees or something. You don't know that. Man, dude, I kind of don't even want to get off the video because that was just so much fun. Guys, that was Deadpool. And I cannot wait to watch the second one. And guys, we don't live under rock, so we do know there's like a Deadpool slash Wolverine movie. I think I mentioned that. And I know that I think the trailer debuted during the Super Bowl. But guys, when that thing came on the TV, I'm telling you, I completely looked away from the TV. I keep it very honest. Yeah, we genuinely didn't watch it because we didn't want to spoil anything. And like, for example, like if someone wasn't in that trailer, then we could probably guess that maybe something happens to them. We're genuinely doing our best to like do our best. We're talking to somebody and we're conversating. Like I don't, I don't, I try not to mention Game of Thrones. I don't try to talk about it. I don't ask anybody if they've seen it. I don't want anybody to spoil something for me, man. I love giving you guys the realest reactions on YouTube. And man, that was my first look at Deadpool. And I've always wondered, man, what's up with all these dudes with this whole Deadpool thing? But I get it, man. I get it. So that was fun. We'll see you on the next one. Like, comment, subscribe. All right, guys. I'll see you on the next one.