 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Hacker Jeopardy 2014, the 20th year of the Mulligan. By the way, nobody seems to understand what a Mulligan was. Anybody play golf? Yeah, you know, you take a swing and a miss, you get to try it again. So you guys, when you get a Mulligan, if you fuck it up, you get another chance. But only one. Okay, I'd like to introduce our crew. We've got the ref. I can see he's well loved, most referees are. Is here, they're stage manager, rock star, and in general, assassin. Someone's gonna get fucked up, man. Sherry, are you ready to come up on stage? This is Vanna Vinyl. Yeah. Come on down, or come on up, and down and up. This is the best part of my job. Miss Kitty, you kissed me last year and you're not getting it again. Hey, by the way, Eric and Karen, are you here? I remember the couple they got engaged last night. What the hell's wrong with you if you're here? You should be back in the hotel room. We all signed a nice card for them. So hopefully they'll appreciate it. Welcome, Joe. And by the way, for this gentleman who is now going to get married and enjoy the bonds of holy matrimony, he needs to learn to speak a new language. And so I brought for him a translator. And so when he gets home at night from a hard day of work, he will hear the nice opportunity to say, and so far. Anyway, without further ado, let's see where our teams are going to be for game number three. Team number one. Team Laservals. Seat in the first seat. Get your briefing. Alex is going to brief you and inform you of the rules. Number two. I love this buzzword compliant. By the way, scored four out of five in the trials, which is pretty darn good. Nobody got a perfect score, by the way, in the trials, which is pretty sucky, but hopefully someone will come up better. There's one guy who came up, and he was sitting there the whole time this afternoon, and he was like the last guy to come up. And they got skunked, like 0 for 5. And he said, I knew every single one till I got up here. It's amazing what bright lights will do for you. So, number two. Number three. A chance to come back from the past. Anybody remember these guys? What were you here? Defcon 9 or 10 or whatever? We flipped the coin because we had a couple ancient players. C-Tech. You made it. Does the big guy have room for two chairs? I made the critical mistake of giving him a microphone. Bucked it up, giving him a microphone. What do you think, guys? Fortunately, I've given a heavy tip to the people back in the booth. So if he gets out of control, we give him the right hand signal. Turn that shit down! Okay. We got all set up here on the stage. We're still briefing team three. Yeah, we got to sign everybody down a little bit. It's gonna be real fun when we get to game four with 12 chairs. Okay. Are we ready, Dave? Are you ready on the left? Ready on the right? It's time for Hacker Jeopardy! These are scripting languages. Wanted date, brand, function, tits, asses, and card fraud. I figure we got professionals in just about every one of those categories in this room tonight. Unless you're kind of nuts, right? Yeah. Okay. Are we set for the technical issues? Yeah. Just hard to read. It is indeed. Alrighty. Do you want to slide that thing in a little bit more? Uh-oh, yeah. Keep that away from the electronics. Yeah, that's like the thing from The Prisoners. Oh, look! My condom! Oh, no. He's gonna have to do that. You... Okay, let's get rolling. Hey, Laser Moof, you've got the board. What do you want? Scripting for 100. Scripting for 100. The answer is place this character before a variable in bash to retrieve its value. C-Tech. What is a dollar sign? What is a dollar sign is correct for 100. Perfect record so far. What do you want? Scripting for two. Scripting for two. Okay, the answer is idle is an integrated development environment for this hacker-friendly scripting language. C-Tech. What is Python? What is Python? See, you do it right, you get caressed. Fuck it up. See what you got. 51%. Honey, 49%. Bitch, don't push it. Is that how it works? What do you want next? Scripting for three. Alright, scripting for three. The answer is it uses invoke web requests and let the fetch a web page. Laser Moof. What is PowerShell? What is PowerShell is correct. Laser Moof, you are controlled the board. What do you want? Let's continue with 400. 400 in the scripting language. The answer is this notation is abbreviated PCRE. Laser Moof. What is Pearl Compatible Regular Expression? That is correct. Pearl Compatible Regular Expression. Hey, are these good questions? Are they good players? Or both? Okay, well, you're still in control of the board. Alright, scripting for five. Scripting or to close out the category. The answer is percent zero pipe, percent zero in this language results in a fork bomb. Kids, don't try this at home. It works. No, they haven't buzzed it yet. Fork you. Fork you, right? Don't fork it up. Alright, go on once. We have to go to the audience. We've got some cool swag tonight. Sorry about the swag last night. We did better. Number two. Go on twice and out to the audience. Sir. What is bash? What is bash is not correct. What is bash? Give me the language. Yeah, what is DOS bash? We'll give it to you. We've got to keep moving. It's Windows or DOS bash file. You get a tactical necktie with a laser pointer. I got one. It works. You can be like Winsportile. Because you still use Windows XP. Okay, we close out that category. Laser move, you're in charge of the board. What do you want? We will take card fraud for 100. Card fraud for 100. The answer is Dump memory grabber, aka BlackOS was a trope to use to steal over 40 million card numbers from this major retailer. Buzzword compliant. What is target? What does target is? Correct. Card fraud 200. Card fraud for 200. The answer is What do we got? What do we lose? Card fraud for 200. The answer is In 2013, 87% of skimmers were installed these types of machines. CTEC. What are automatic teller machines? What are ATMs automatic teller machines? Correct. Alright, CTEC, you're on the roll. I wanted to say this forever. Can I go tits for 100? Tits for 100. Well, it's Vegas. You get everything you want. By the way, all the answers in this category will have a tit in them. Let's see what the first one is. For 100, this in time, saves nine. CTEC. What is a stitch? What is a stitch? It's correct. You expected. What else you want? Let's go tits for two. The answer is Alright. 600. Or not yet. Lose. This is horrible. It is disgusting. I watched you mix this thing up. I drank half of it. Yeah. Okay. Let's find out for 600 points. Sands is this type of entity. No, come on. Uh-oh. This looks like an oh shit moment. Going once. It's better if you say something. Going twice. It's an institution. In the form of a question. I had to get a chaser on that. It's been known to remove tonsils. We got the bucket of death. Okay, let's keep rolling. What's an institution in the form of a question? Alrighty. Great idea. Terrible execution, but you're still in charge of the board. What do you got? I can't talk. I got a terrible case in my mouth. Yeah, that's what she said. Tits for three. Tits for three. This man is fixated on tits. Let's see what we got. The only chemical element to fit in this category. Laser bolt. What is titanium? What is titanium? It's correct. Laser bolt if you own the board. Tits for four. Tits for four. A claim that is verified with authentication. Wow. It's a CISSP. Oh, Z-Tech. What is an identity claim? What is identity is correct. If this woman knows her titties. Tits for five. Tits for five. The answer is this document was ratified 225 years ago. Buzzword compliant. What is the constitution? What is the constitution is correct? Moving out the category and putting you back in the game. Said to be in hopeless lamers. So you own the board. What do you want? Ass is 100. Ass is for 100. Hey, when you run out of tits, what do you reach for? More tits. What's wrong with you guys? Tits. Okay. Ass is for 100. The answer is. He had his uncle execute in early 2014, at least according to some reports. C-Tech. Kim Jong-un. Who is Kim Jong-un? That's correct. Republic of Korea. Thank you. Ass is for two. C-Tech, you own the board. What do you want? Ass is for two. Ass is for two. Got some ass for two. The answer is Microsoft. Finally bit of dude who's now former CEO of early 2014. Who is Steve Ballmer? Who is Steve Ballmer? Let's get that thing out of the off-man hazard area. Ass is for three. You want asses for three. Okay, the answer is. They can fuck it up if they want, that's fine. You could. All right. What are you willing to wage you? 300. 300? We get something really evil for them. Let's see what we got on the wheel of misfortune. You get the dreaded shit stain. You win, you get to do it to another team. I had some. For 300, the answer is this former mayor of New Orleans has convicted numerous corruption charges in February 2014. The answer is what? I don't know. Going twice. Here comes the red. Who is Winshaft, Ralph? No, it's not. QAT, we got a pretty cool swag out here. Turn anything into a touchpad. Out to the audience, where the answer is. What's going to happen with those strange looking ears? Who is Ray Nagel? Yeah, it was Ray Nagin. Oh, that. Did you say Nagel or Nagin or Nagel? You can't use the N-word, you know, it's just politically inappropriate. Nagel, okay, fail. You're not in the form of a question. Who is Ray Nagin? Who is Ray Nagin? Yeah, you got it. The guy behind dot zero. Who is Ray Nagin? A friend of mine lives in New Orleans and says we don't just tolerate corruption, we demand it. Okay, well, Team Laser Wolf, you're looking like you're having an interesting experience. Oh, well, whatever turns you on, that's going to be a twit fix on you pretty quickly. You're on the board. What do you want? I think we want card fraud for three. You've got to keep that away from the electronics, guys. It comes back up again, it's dying an untimely death. I will fuck the fuck out of that. It'll be worth watching. Except you only last about 10 seconds. All right. I got a 50 hands. Five. Five. All right, card fraud for 300. The answer is this merchant suffered the largest number of breach records in history so far. Come on, somebody in this room probably did it. Going once. Going twice. Fail. Out to the audience. What was T.J. Max? What was T.J. Max? Wrong. Oh, nice. Who is eBay? Wrong. Nope. No, not Michaels. Say again. Who is Heartland Payment Systems? He's got it. Damn it, I was lying. Are you? We're still in the board. We'll stay over drinking. That's the idea there. All right. Some nice ladies. Team Laser Wolf, you don't deserve it, but you're in charge of the board. What do you want? All right. We're going to move back to asses for four. Go back to something you know. All righty. For 400, the answer is this Congress critter went on to head the MPAA where he's current CEO. Oh, Jesus. Fuck that guy. That's why he's in the asses category. He needs to see his face. Going once. Going. Man, you guys all start out so well and you started drinking the stupid beers. It's the shit on my face. Whatever turns you on, dude. It is Vegas. How much you have to pay for that out there? Look at all the money you saved. Okay. It's out to the audience here. Who was Hillary Rod? Who was? No, it's not real Hillary Rod damn Clinton. No. I heard who was Christopher Dodd. Who yelled that over there? You got a big mouth. Get your ass down here and collect some swag. Who was Chris Dodd? Ruff will take care of you. Okay. Laser Wolf, last chance to redemption. You got the board. Go say something. Asses five. Asses five. Okay. The answer is a daily double. Alrighty then. You had 900 to play with in addition to your own units. We're cowards. 100. 100 on a 500 point question. We have not done well in this category. Fuck you. You picked a question you should have known what you're asking for. Okay, 100 is the wimpy wager. Weiner. Here's the way beef thief works is if there really is another team that has finished three beers, you get to steal three beers for any team you like. However, if you lose, it is the 10W40 oil change. This is even worse than the medicine. Where is it going? You have your choice of one or two orifices and if you don't decide, Dan will decide for you. And remember what the category is, guys. Asses, so this could be painful. Let's see. Beef for oil. The pastor of the WAC, the Westrop Baptist Church, died in March of 2014. Who is Fred Phelps? Who is Fred Phelps? How do you... No, no. How have they drank less beers than any one of us combined? He sucked. Part 10. Go steal. Drink more. Beef thief. If you change your name to beef thief, if you make it to the finals, you can. Alrighty. You're in charge of the board. Go ahead. What do you want? Card fraud for? Card fraud for forearm. The answer is also known as chip and penny and V stands for this. Look at your wallet. What's in your wallet? Other than a used condom. Eat my vagina. Present it. Alrighty, C-Tech. What is electronic merchant verification? What is electronic merchant verification? That's a really cool answer, but unfortunately that is not correct. It's a 400-point arrow. Other teams, come on. It's worth 400 points. Legit, it's a good one. Go on once. Going twice. Time for the red thing. This is what Visa wants everybody to have by October 1st, 2015. Imagine the fraud rules. Somebody swag this, dude. Duck-a-duck-go. Oh, evil is happening down there. Can you make up finally, get a good answer? What do you want? We're going to move over to RAND for 100. RAND for 100. The answer is, you typically use this operator to force RAND to give a result in a specific range. And I haven't had a program. Jesus. MSCS is P. Oh. Operator. Plus. Plus, mine. Yeah, I did mine. No, I didn't. Seriously, if any of you ever use programming language program, definitely do them. Ladies and gentlemen, if anybody else wanted to get it, we got it. Well, speaking of the microphone, damn it. What is multiply? What is 30-minus buzz in? Nine people and you don't know a 100-point question. This is going to be a really bad category. Gentlemen waving your arm like you got a... Yeah, let's close it up. What is modulus? More modulus or plus two percent sign. You got it. Swag that, dude. Oh, jeez, that's gross. Oh, thank you. What is the answer? Lots of frosting in the face. You might be able to pay for these guys. Okay, if you can see the board, what would you like? We'll continue with RAND 200. Why? I don't know. All right, number 200. The answer is this function called use to seed the RAND function in the C programming language. RAND program. You didn't know the last fucking word. All right, buzzword compliant. What is SRAND? What is SRAND? You got it. All right. They woke back up. And they're up. One at eight, 100. What? Finally, the category, none of these guys are willing to try, want a date. Yeah. We went straight for kids and answers. Tired of getting turned down. In this town, you pay 100 bucks, you probably can get a date. Let's find out what you get for 100 bucks. The answer is the date the world would end for Y2K warriors. Your attempt, this one was for you. Solar flyers. January 1st, 2000. Not as a problem as a buzzword compliant. It is December 31st, 1999. Not correct. T-blaser roll. What is January 1st, 2000? That is correct. The world would still have been around on December 31st, 1999. And anybody who remembers all those total programmers that got called back to save the world, you know what they ended up doing the next week? Going back to your old job, asking people if they wanted fries with that. Okay. Laser wolf, you're in charge again. What do you want? Want a date 200. Want a date for 200. The answer is the first date of the 21st century. C-tech. What is January 1st, 2001? There was no year zero. Good job. You're back in the game. Sort of. Not really. Man, you guys need a lot of help. Go ahead, pick another one. Dates for 300. The answer is a daily double. The cool thing is, yeah, you can bet five. This is a government program. You have money you don't have. So $500 is a bet on a $300 question. Let's see what you're playing for. It could be very, very good, or it could be rather, rather bad. What do you think? Don't think. Let's just see if you can answer the question. The answer is the Beijing Olympics open on this fortuitous date. Come on, guys, ladies. I don't fucking know. The 1st of August, 2008. What is the 1st of August, 2008? Would not be the fortuitous date because in China, what's the fortuitous number? Eight. And so the opening date was 888. 888. And guess what you're going to get to eat? Uh-oh. Hey, by the way, did anybody remember that that happened to be the date that Russia invaded Georgia? And they got the idea of saying, hey, after the 2014 Olympics, why not go ahead and invade your next-door neighbor again after you've moved all those divisions down to protect the people? What? Ashley flew here the same night. Cool. All right. Oh. That's evil. That's really bad. Man, I'm so sorry that it didn't work well for you, but you know you're still in charge of the board. At least the beer is good this year. All right. What do we got? Pick a category. Dates for 400. The answer is the date the armistice was signed that ended World War I. Oh. When was there? V-Day is fucking amazing. He was already like 35 by World War I. This is V-Day. It's April. No. Come on. Pick at the types of answers you've seen before. Ain't no random number. Going once. No. I don't want to guess. Going twice. Fuck, I should know this. Hey, student of history out there, you, sir? Fail. What is 11-11-11? Not in the form of a question. I have no idea what you're saying, but it sounds wrong. Is that what you said? Say yes, because he's right. What is November 11, 1918? The 11th hour, the 11th day of the 11th month. Yeah. And for that, we have the Deep Six Faraday Band. What are the single-isolation cell phone privacy art shielding available to you? Thanks. I never do. It's a little and we haven't if they suck so much. Stop too much. Yeah. Okay, you guys still have the more? Dates for five. Dates for five. The answer is, females of this infraclassive mammals have three vaginas. C-tech, how come you think you know that? That's what thumbs are for. Hey, who wouldn't want a day with that? Let's see what your answer is. What is the kangaroo? What is a kangaroo is not a class of mammals? No. Infraclass. Is that it? No, that's a client. Although, C-tech. I'll let it. Well, what do you think? They're so pathetic. What are our supials? Not in the form of a question. He did say, what is? What do you think? Are they so far behind? No. It's the only date they may ever get. He says no. Thank you. We're going to give it to him. Marsupials of which an example is a kangaroo. Why she knows that? I don't know. I do. I know why. It's vagina envy, right? Card fraud for 500. All right. We'll adjust your score at the end. You got 500 more than you're showing on the board because we originally coded you wrong, but we'll fix that. Okay, you're in control of the board. You've got 200 points. You're still way behind. You better do something. Card fraud for 500. Say again, please. Card fraud for 500. Card fraud for 500. The answer is, this hacker double-crossed the secret service and stole 130 million card numbers from Heartland Payment Systems. He's in this room. I'll take the name or the handle. Yeah, dot zero. I figured you'd know this. Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Going twice? Out to dot zero? Yeah, who is Albert Gonzalez or who is a soup Nazi? Swag that, dude. You guys own the board. You got 200 points. What do you want to do? Rand for three. Rand for three. The answer is, PRNG is short for this. Buzzword compliant. What is pseudo-random number generator? What is pseudo-random number generator is correct. You got a close tie. They don't drink. Yeah, don't forget the beer zone. Oh well, one of us does. What do you want? 400 and 400. 400. Rand for 400. The spelling of the first and last names of the author of Atlas Shrug. C-Tech. I guess what is A-Y-N-R-A-N-D? What is A-Y-N-R-A-N-D? Is correct and ran. And you've now got 600 there. Okay. And for 500, please. And for 500 to close out the board. The answer is, the most widely used PRNG, it's based on a prime number of this type. Everybody paid attention in class. C-Tech. What is Mersin? What is Mersin or Mersin prime? That is correct. And we're going to do some totaling of beer points. We're going to throw a little swag out while we're doing this. Finish them up if you got them. These are new. 14. Five. One, two, three, four. No, we changed a lot of the rules. Finish your beer. Yeah. All in. No, we didn't win the plus five beers. We have shit stains, I can assure you. Hey, by the way, you got those beers just pinched and the lights should go on. What's the score? Okay, we're codiling the scores. We're telling the beers, we're figuring out we're making the adjustment to that 500 point. And we're going to come up with, we're ready for the category. And then we're going to tell you the points. The category is Dr. Wu. Hey, Winshop, are you out there? We are. Oh, man. To defend your title. You're not even, yeah. Yeah, that's for you. You can't play it. Okay, we've got a game. Teen Laser Wolves. 1,000 points with 14 drinks. 2,400. Buster and Compliant. 1,500. Sea Tech. 1,500. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, place your bets. We need to bet at least 6-0-1. Alright. 2,000. The Kazooke will open up. But if we, so she'll get her on. Yeah. Time to do these and they put the on thing. We'll still win. On? On. 6-0-1. Oh, these are mine now? Oh yeah. Alright, we'll see if we can do it. What do we do? 6-0-1. We'll fucking reserve the 1,500. That's the game. Who gave me a fucking 4? Who gave me a fucking 4 in life? I don't know, I told you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright, 14,000. We need to bet. Stop. If the answer's not Tom Baker, Sonic Screw Jarber, or Todd Esport Fox. This is for getting a shit on G-Mart. Who are you? Stop the beers. Okay, we got the Rangers in. Alright, everybody. Let's see. I did not hope. Let's take a look at what the answer is. You folks ready to write? You got something to write on. Very flammable. Ref, let's make sure they got something to write on to put in their wager to the bitch. We got paper up here. Hey, I look out for my people. They look out for me. Okay, we're a team up here. Thank you. Just be glad I don't have the ref use this on you. Okay, here's the answer, folks. TARDIS is an acronym for these words. Just be across. Destination space. Destination, yeah. Time and random. Random. Random. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Time and random. Time and random. Time and random. Time is up. Submit your answers. There's answer one. There's answer two. And there's answer three. We're going to go ahead and enter whether the right or wrong. I'm going to get the answers passed up to me here. We'll be done. Oh, man. Man. Alrighty. Alrighty, let's start out first with Laser Wolf. The answer that they provided was actually in the form of a question, which is what is time and random destination space? That's a fail. Each other sucks. Want to see how much they weight you? $601. Alright, well Buzzword, maybe you've done better. Their answer is... And it's not even the form of a question. Time and we suck. So is that good? No. That's a fail. Fortunately, you bet your collective IQ. Okay, so CTAC, finally, the chance to get it right. A chance to redeem yourself, but you're not looking good down there. Pound fail. Pound fail. What is transports across real distance in space? The audience knows that that's not quite right. And so that's fail. Their wager was $14.99. We'll get to the answer in a moment there, doctor. We've got the 13th doctor waiting right here with the blinking necktie. Fail. It was not in the form of a question. Yes, buddy girl. Yes, she's got a win. What a time roll to the mention in space. Congratulations. Let's take a look at how the scores ended up. Laser Wolfe didn't deserve it, but you win. $17.99 because of your betting. You earned that. You earned the abuse. So you've made it to the finals. You have our dollar? Yeah, give her that. I got shit on my face. Let's get ready. You guys got a chance to pump and dump. Yeah, take a pee break. Be back here in about five minutes. Yeah, well, you're going to have more by the time game two is over. All right, we're going to reset the game. Stay where you're at. There's, I think, an opportunity for some serious gaming, some serious humiliation. And we're going to have a lot of fun. UAT mascot. It's better than the sheep that had been able to come ready. No, I'm going to throw it because the monitor there. And over in the sound panel, how well can you hear me back there? Put your hand up if you can hear me. Over here, put your hand up if you can hear me. All right. Hey, can we boost the signal just a little bit about one click? Because we've got folks who can't hear. Okay, let's try again. Can you hear me back there? Raise your hand. There we go. Hear me over here? Raise your hand. All right, that's good. Thank you very much. We've got some swag coming, and then we're going to have two or three swags, and we're going to bring up the teams. This two-byte instruction in the X86 programming language is a jump to the stack pointer in 32-bit. X86 programming language. Okay, we're ready to get the teams up here. Okay, Dave, if I got team names here. Okay, we've got in position one. Last year's defending champions. Win job. Get up here. Team number two, winners from last night. In position number two. Stand by, queue up here. We'll give you instructions. Taking a wiki leak last night in position three. Monkey fuckers. Just to show you that rebranding can take place in an instant. The winners for round three, beef thief. Oh, gross. There's slight poop on there. Okay, we're banding up the stage up here. Telegram. What is that shit? What is that shit? Hey, okay, we're ready to get going. Okay, without further ado, here it is, which you can't read from a distance because of the tiny font. But it was so much fun last night. We bring back, are you smarter than the CISSP? Pressed ham. Security acronyms. You would know. Math that you can do drunk. XX. Yeah, yeah, that's a good movie. And alt coin. It doesn't matter. Well, you know what? Win job, you're in control of the board. Because you won from last year, you may be the only opportunity. Choose wisely. Choose. We're going to do rated XX. They're going to do rated XX. You're going right for what they think is going to be... Can you push buttons? You can start drinking, yeah. Clear and hot. Okay, rated XX for 100. The answer is... Born in 1906, his mother of cobalt, retired in 1986 as a rear admiral. Taking WikiLeaks. Who is Grace Murray Hopper? Who is Grace Murray Hopper? Correct. Great. And I got to meet her a couple times in my career. Really cool lady. Go ahead. Rated XX for 200, please. Rated XX for 200. The answer is... Considered the first computer programmer working with Charles Babbage in 1842. Who is Countess Ada Lovelace? Who is Countess Ada Lovelace is correct. I think we're starting to figure out what XX means. Hey, next year I want to see more XXs sitting at this table. Ladies, come on. You can do it. Go ahead. Rated XX for 300, please. Rated XX for 300. The answer is... This actress was issued a patent on spread-spectrum broadcasting using piano rolls. Monkey fuckers. Who was Hedy Lamar? Who was Hedy Lamar is correct. That is true. XX for 400, please. XX for 400. The answer is... She invites you to talk nerdy to me using the handle Nixie Pixel. Yeah, she came out... She put out a real identity a couple weeks ago. She was stuck in Malaysia when I was over in Malaysia. Had a hard time getting back. Really? You don't know something that's rated XX? Going once? Maybe she's in the audience. I'm pretty sure she's here at DEF CON. Going twice. Does anyone follow her? Not in the form of the question. Speak louder for crying out loud. What's your answer? What was his answer? Some of you repeat, I can't hear from him here. Do they hate the Carrera? No. Going once? Yes, what is it? Let's keep rolling. Nicole Allen. Going by Nixie Pixel. Back to the board. You got control of the board. XX for 500. The answer is... You can wager up to 500. 300. A very wimpy wager on a 500 point question. Let's see what else you're playing for. Dreaded Medicine. Let's see what you got for plus six minus three. The redheaded founder and president of 3D gaming company, Technical Illusions. Medicine. I think we're getting prepared to deploy the medicine. Going twice. I need an answer, gentlemen. Here comes the medicine. Time's up. To the audience. Who is G-Mark's mistress? Good idea, but I don't think he'd go for it. My wife certainly wouldn't. I think he said... I was trying to hear this guy. Who is Jerry Ellsworth? Exactly. Jerry, by the way, got over a million dollars out of fundraising online. He only had like 400. Good job. That category is closed up. Security acronyms for 100. I said the medicine. Are we getting more? We're getting chasers. Okay, let's keep rolling. Off and Mord. You're back to zero. What do you want? Earth to Off and Mord. He wants a monkey. Security acronyms for 100, please. Security acronyms for 100. The answer is CISSP. What is certified information system security professional? Correct for 100 points. Acronyms for 200, please. Acronyms for 200. The answer is ACM. Taking a wiki leak. What is the association of computing machinery? What is the association of computing machinery? Correct. Acronyms for 300, please. Acronyms for 300. The answer is a daily double. I mean, you're in a good lead, 600. Last year they fucked this up. It's a 300 pointer, middle of the road. Good one, too. I heard that glass crack from over here. Yeah. Check your between your teeth. What's your weight, gentlemen? Come on, need an answer. 500. All right, got some balls. Let's see what else we're playing for. Take one yourself. More chocolate, please. Take it to pick the other team you administer it to, or you take it yourself. Take one for the team, as they say. Let's see what the answer is. Isaka. Oh. I got two of their shirts, too. Yeah, I've got a couple of their shirts as well. You do what? It's a good thing. Yeah, yes, yes. It's amazing the things you do when you're younger. Oh. Oh. She's so corny. Was there corn in it? So donkey. It's amazing how corn doesn't just just dump inside. Okay, I've got it. Are you ready to go? What is international security audit and control association? Three out of five is not going to be good enough, so I'm going to have to say no on that one. Out to the audience on this side. No one's answered over here. Four more. Four more. All right, go ahead. The soft-spoken man in the bag had the answer right. The information systems audit and control association. Give that man a pony. Okay. Taking a WikiLeak. So we've got some swag coming your way. Don't go away. Okay, WikiLeak, you on the board. Dan is a bunch of police. Thank you. Altcoin for 100, please. Altcoins for 100. The answer is a visual. The name of this cryptocurrency which was launched in April 2014. Defcoin. What is Defcoin? Yeah. He's good. What is Defcoin? That's correct. It's pretty obvious. Now they have to drink. Altcoin for 200, please. Altcoin for 200. The answer is the name of this cryptocurrency launched in December 2013. What is Dogecoin? What is Dogecoin? What is Dogecoin? What is Dogecoin? I guess the weird pronunciation will take it. Dogecoin. Look, it's Dogecoin. Dogecoin. You got that. That's 200. Dogecoin. Okay, proper. Such correct answer. Such correct answer. Dogecoin. Altcoin 300. What is Altcoin? Altcoin for 300. The answer is find me something. Give me a two or five. Hand sign. We're drunk. Go big or go home. Five? You're in for 500. We're betting with somebody else's money. And let's see what else you can get. Something tells me you win with Banna and you lose with the rest. Dogecoin. Okay, shall we explain what all service is involving? Please. Okay, you'll see Banna here having some condoms in her hand. And you know the thing is, is that since one of the other teams she's going to be using them tonight either on you guys or somebody else. And here's how it works. Banna is going to place that over your beer bottle and without using your hands you're going to have to remove it or you can't drink anymore beer. And if you get it up really fast everyone will be talking about you. What could possibly go wrong? They've got skills, okay. What, are we ready to roll? The name of this cryptocurrency launched in October 2011. Look. What is Litecoin? What is Litecoin is correct. Yes! And so you get to pick your mortal enemy. Who do you want to punish? It's in my nose. You guys are well loved. Is this Sanitary, bro? Sanitary, bro? Come on, all the way down there, honey. You're way better at this than I am. Please don't write about that. I'll keep it moving. It's got to go under the label. I got this, I got this. Oh, look. No hands. Suck that beer. It's like mother's milk. They figured out a hack. At least two of the three have. Come on, pull harder. The other guys just figured bite a hole in it. Use your teeth. Those things taste gross. No wonder why you can't get that kind of date. The trick is to use your teeth. Hey, beef, beef, you own the board, what do you want? It really does taste like rubber. Can we get, are you smarter than the CISSP for 100? Are you smarter than the CISSP for 100? The answer is, this worm spread through the Internet in November 1988. What was the Morris worm? Was the Morris worm is correct? Robert Morris Jr. out of Cornell University. By the way, for extra credit, anybody know what Robert Morris Sr.'s job was at the time? Prostitute? Yeah, he was a chief scientist at NSA. That would have been an interesting conversation with his son. All right, you hold the board. What do you want? What do you want? CISSP for 200. CISSP for 200. The answer is, US PACs are valid for this many years in the data filing. What are 17 years? What are 17 years is wrong. Ow! No, I'm not sure. Three other teams, come on, guys. I ain't gonna do it. By the way, that was true about 25 years ago. It's no longer true. The number's been changed. I have by you going once, going twice, out to the audience with the... Not in the form of a question, you moron. What is 20 years? With no time off for good behavior, you got it. Oh, we got a shot glass with a... Holy mackerel, an anatomically correct lady here. You can come up and get this one. Okay, Alfred Moore, do you control the board even though you're in the hole? Maybe you like it in the hole. Which hole is it? Takahai, right? CISSP for 300. You haven't learned your lesson yet. Okay, the answer is... I want to touch you. In your no-no. With government money, you can bet up to 500. We will fuck it up, but for 500. They're gonna bet for 500. Let's see what else we're playing for, kids. Beef, beef, beef! I don't know what that is, but I like it. I'll tell you what it means. It means you have to do beef thief up on stage. Just like we had Van... Oh, no, we don't do that anymore, sorry. No, you get to steal three beers from the opponent of your choice. Can you check your privilege, please? What? And if you lose, that dreaded medicine comes back. Okay, so let's see what we got for this 300-point question. This raid level provides interleave parity through striping and parity at the block level. It's a beef thief waiting for you if you're able to get the answer. And total humiliation if you don't. Come on, kids, what you got? What is raid level five? I didn't do that. Beef thief! Beef thief! Beef thief! Beef thief! Sorry, gentlemen. You had three beers gone. It's a little bit of payback from last year. 400. Okay. CISP for 400. CISP for 400. The answer is the evaluation insurance level EAL for formerly verified, designed, and tested. You have to answer questions now. What is 7? EAL 7 is correct. Nice. Hey, he's a fad. What do you expect? Okay. You own the board there. Altcoin for 400, please. Altcoin for 400. This is a visual. The name of this cryptocurrency launched in August of 2012. Hey, Wiggy Lee. My balls. What is prime coin? Talk into the microphone. What is prime coin? What is prime coin is not correct. Out to the other three teams. What is wrong coin? Yeah, we got to finish this silence. Special guest coming. Really? Special guest coming. Let's figure out what the score is. Don't lose. Let's put the image back up again. Last chance before special guest administers some very special punishment. You better get it right. If you get it right, you're immune. Going once. Going twice. All right, out to the audience. You were up first. What is pure coin? Yeah, he said that. Do you own any? Do you own any real coin? Are you living in your parent's basement and mine all night? I got 400 satoshis. I'm rich. Well, let's see what we're doing. You know, we have a special guest priest who is up here to deliver an atomic wedgie. Do it. And that is in the last place. Oh. Where's the fuck is it? Atomic wedgie. We need a picture. I'm looking for it. Three at a time. 100 bucks. What? Drink. All right. Okay, what do you want to do? All coin for 500, please. I can't hear you. Say again, please. All coin for 500, please. All coin for 500. The answer is a daily double. Okay. I think we know what the punishment ought to be no matter what, if it's wrong. Priest is here. Okay. WikiLeak, you got in bed up to 500. Well, work for beef thief. We're going to try 500. They're going to do 500. They're balls in. All right, balls deep on this one. Let's see what else you get. All right. Win, you get two more. You get seven for five. Sound like you're playing the craps table. Yeah. Lose, out comes the medicine. Here looks like the name of this cryptocurrency launch in July of 2013. Oh, oh, oh. All of their mirrors. You're in charge of the what is. We're in charge of the brand. Fuck it up. 130 percent. 100 percent. There's a question. That's what I said. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you asking me for help? What do you think it is? Just win, please. Yeah, he's thinking what is 45 ACP coin? What is RU coin? It puts the lotion in the basket. What is RU? RU coin? RU coin. I'm sorry, it is not RU coin. So medicine time. Medicine time. Oh shit, real name. To the audience, put the picture back up there. You seem to have some. No, it's not mega coin. Yes, sir. What is mega coin? No, it's not mega coin. I fooled you on that one. What is fraud? They all are frauds. No. Here comes the barf buckets. It's got the special sauce. Incoming. RU. Yeah, that's it. I can't handle you. Thank goodness you can't handle me. I can't do this shit. All right. It's a 500 pointer. Okay, the answer is what is quark coin? By the way, don't buy any. Wow, that's great. We're still winning. Mark. Can't we all be French? All right. You're like, sit down. Lincoln Vickies. Come on, your job is to drink. Drunk so we wouldn't pull it cheap. There we go. Drunk, you can do math for 100. Okay. Math, you can do drunk for 100. The answer is 2 to the 10th power in decimal. Off and board. Do it. What is 1024? What is 1024 is correct. That was pretty easy. What do you want next? Math, you can do drunk. I can't hear you. Math, you can do drunk for 200. Math, you can do drunk for 200. The answer is 2 to the 10th power in hexadecimal. Off and board. What is 16? What is 16 is a massive fail. A massive paper. That's 22. Good thing you stole my beer. I'm the number 22, you dumbass. Just drink, okay. Come on. Going once. This is not difficult, folks. Going twice. I have your audience. Zero X. Hey. Come on. Is that all you got? Yeah, how are you guys? That was zero X. Two zero zero is wrong. Drink motherfuckin' drink motherfuckin' drink motherfuckin' drink. Zero X 400 is correct. Who knows that? Yeah, start counting at zero, kids. Zero one two three zero one two three. You got it. You're still in control. Off and board. Press 10 for 100 please. Press 10 finally. It's like DOD sexy underwear. Let's see what you got in the ham radio operator section. For 100 points. Press 10 for 100. The unit of measurement for electrical power. Off and board. At least this year I don't have to worry about feeling bad about things. When? When. What is the what? What is the what? What? Yeah, you got it. What's a what? I knew that. What's a what? What? Okay, you're on the board. What do you want to do? Press 10 for 200 please. The answer is another daily double. 500. Alright, 500. Got some guts. Let's see what we got. An addition of 500. That's the hardest one in there. Unlike you. Let's see what we got. The answer is doubling power increases by this many decibels. It's a daily double. I know. What is 10? What is 10 is Epic fail. Yes. Drink your medicine. Hey. Hey, Dan, what's the answer? You fucked it up. You fucked up, Faggots. I'm working here. Dan, what's the answer? I'm a mean person. He needs to check his privilege. What is 3 decibels? Yeah, what's 3 dB? Yeah, what's 3db? Holy fuck! Did we answer my monkeyfunker's direct up? Did that happen? Hey, that's the oil thing. Show us how this knows. That's pretty bad sign, kids. It's okay, kids. It's good. All right. It's good. All right, Hapnbord, what do you want? Does that mean we get 10 beers? Can I get 10 beers? That's 10 beers. You can't eat one. We're all over 10 beers. If you can call it, what do you want? Press tam for 300, please. I can't hear you. Press tam for 300, please. Is that press tam for 400? 300. Press tam for 300. The answer is a lot of extra studies required to pass this highest class of amateur radio license. I gotta record records of things and stuff. Really? Come on, Dan. This is for you. Wait, wait, wait. You don't connect thing up here. Come on. That's nice. It's a gimmie. It's a gimmie. I wanna get punching. Going once. Punching. Going. Oh, win job. What you got? What is extra class? What is extra class is correct. Thank you! He did that on his own, kids. He really does deserve something. Yes, it's a good way to be. We own the board, too. Doctor? Doctor? Doctor? Doctor? What do you want to do? Take something. You want to dance with you? What do you want? Matt, you can drink for three. Matt, you can do drunk for 300. The answer is the prefix for 10 to the minus six. What the fuck? What is micro? What is micro is correct. You own the board. What do you want to do? Matt, you can do drunk for 400, please. Matt, you can do drunk for 400. The answer is the product of all the interviews from minus 10 to plus 10. This is tough when you're drunk. What do you got? Are we still here? Half and more going once. Is this your turn? Half and more going twice. What the fuck, man? I need an answer. Give us a minute. Ready? Fail. On to the next game. Beefy. What is zero? What is zero? Beefy, beefy, beefy, beefy. All right, Beefy. You own the board. What do you want? Sure. Let's go CISSP for five. CISSP for five. The answer is the vote. We're going to fuck it up. I guarantee we're fucking it up. All righty. Well, beefy, if you're in the lead with 700, but there's a lot of beers down here. We got more than that. All right. Go 200. You're going to go on 200. You're going to whip out. Let's see what else they got. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. Beefy. in no right up. Come on, you CISSP's. By the way, there was an awesome tweet last night. The guy said, I've had my CISSP for 10 years and the first time I saw the Bell LePagell model was during Hancock's Gepardy. Thank you. All right. 200 points or medicine. Mulligan allows you to get a ransom wrong and try again. Going once. Going twice. Come on, we got to move it. Hacker pyramid coming in next. We got to clear out the schedule. We're running out of time. One more minute. What is Lee's privilege? No, what is Lee's privilege? Anybody out here jumping No, it's not Bell LePagell. That was last night. Where's my beer? Oh, there it is. Yeah, what is a Beeple model? It smells kind of good. Sorry, we didn't read the screen. You're allowed to be you, sir. Okay, now we got two of the three categories left. Breastam, Matthew can do drunk. Beef thief and security acronyms. What do you want? Beef thief, speak. Earth to beef thief coming over. All right, how are they going to pick for you? Let's do security acronyms for four. Security acronyms for 400. The answer is ISE squared. Beef thief. Speak into the microphone, please. What is the Information Security Council? There's no square in there. Where's the Information Security Council? He said consortium. All right, taking WikiLeaks a shot at it. What is the International Information Systems Security Consortium? Oh, it's five out of six. Five out of six. Come on, Bell. Please, five out of six. You've got to get them all. He'll give you $100. For $400, anybody? Does anybody care? Scorched it out here? No, you're not. All right, after the audience and ISE squared, nobody knows, nobody cares. What the hell? Show me the answer. Let's keep moving. International Security Certification Consortium. What did I say? You missed certification. You had five out of the six. I said certification. I was listening to you. He had to say the mic. No, you didn't. I did say it. No, you didn't. You can still win. You're a good shaker. I did say it. I only heard five, seriously. Math for five? Math for 500. The answer is... Whoa! I'm sorry. I'm actually not bad. All right, which way, Drew? Up to 500. All in. I wrote this down, so I wouldn't say it wrong. Yeah. Okay, the wager is 500. Let's see what else we're playing for in addition to 500. All right, while we do this, here we go. We got to get some stuff here. Oh, the dreaded null beer. That created vomiting yesterday. Let's see what we got. The next two terms in the sequence. Kilo, mega, giga, terra, peda. What is? One of those null beers could be nasty. What are septa and sexa? What are septa and sexa? You get no sexa tonight there, boy. You're wrong. But you get a null beer, and one of them has a surprise in it. Let's see what we're going to get for you. Everybody open at the same time. Okay, here it comes. Open on one, two. All right, we found the winner. Let's see the audience. What comes next? Waving back and forth with the light. It's the thing with the stuff. Shut up. Now we got the second one wrong. X is correct with the second one. What? Yeah, what's X and Z? Doctor? All right, let's keep rolling. Come on. Acronym's five. Acronym's for five. The answer is Sam's. This one time, I didn't play this game. You know what? Hey, hey, G-Mark. Fuck Sam's. Fuck Sam's. Sam's G-Mark. I didn't get that. We didn't buzz in. We never buzzed in. You got a male function. You're a liar. Liar. All right, we retract. There you go, WikiLeague. What do you think? What is the system administration networking and security... Oh, for fuck's sake. No. Yeah, he's got that because it is a system administration networking and security institute. That's the Sam's. He's got 500 on that one. I love you. I do love you. You're way too serious, bro. All right, press Sam for 400. I love you. Come on. All right, 400 it is. Dave, give me the 400. The answer is the number of... For 400. The ham radio. The number of characters in a one-by-three call sign. Okay. I think you guys ought to go to the ham radio operators' license tomorrow over there in the hardware hacking village. Drake! What is four? What is four is fail. Can I just put... Guys, there's not too many numbers left. Anybody want to take a shot at it? Going once. Going twice. Hey, duckhole. Are you out of here? Anybody got one by the way? I do. Yeah, what is five? Yeah. W4GGG. 500 points. Everybody's dead. Press Sam for five. The last one, the answer is... The rhythm of a Morse code transmission that uniquely identifies the sender. Going twice. Yes, he's got it. What is a... Do you ring in? Too late, we're already up to the audience. What is a fist? Yeah. Guys, the hits don't get any better than this. We're going to total up your beers points and see how we're going to do it. I don't think we have enough. Can we tell what the category is first? Can we know where the... I know, but I would like to wager based on the category. W1, finish it. 7, 6, No, thank you. I'm going to finish it right now. 8, 4, 12. Go down. Don't chuck it up. 9, oh, no, that's not done. We have 11. What if everybody is an integer? 12. 13. 13. 13. This guy is offering to remove four skins after the game with a Steve. I just know about... things I do. I'll try two points for Dick. Okay, we got numbers all right. Let's see what we got. The final category is Bitcoin. We're moving down there. We are professional motherfucking alcoholic. I love you and the things that you stand for. Everybody in the hole, but everybody doing positive. Okay. Does everybody have something to write on? Your answer must be in the form of a question. Make your wager. Make your wager. What do you think? Figure it out, do it strategically. He's doing it. He's doing his own nipples. Well, you know what you probably could if you took some hormone pills. Wagers are in. Let's take a look at the answer. The answer for a fine lack of jeopardy. The South American nation which uses the US dollar as its official currency is the first to create its own national cryptocurrency. Yeah, it does because the same legislation made Bitcoin illegal. All the wagers in, we got all the answers in. Yes or no? Come on, we need some answers, kids. We got to move the stage. Remember, Packer pyramid comes next. Stick around. It's going to be awesome. All right, we got all the answers in. We're tabulating. We're calculating. We're removing beers. We're scraping the vomit off the floor. Oh, geez. 82. I love all of you right now. We love you too. Alrighty, let's see. Can I keep the ball? You could use a beef thief. By the way, this was in the press in the last week or so. I don't need the press. Good job. What is Argentina? No, don't cry for me. Argentina got it wrong. How much do you weigh? 402. Okay. The WikiLeaks. What is Guyana? Is not correct. How much did you lose? What is Panama? Which is not even in South America. It's in Central America. It's a pretty good chance. You got it wrong. How much did you bet? 1100. Beef thief. Beef thief. Who is Bolivia? And that unfortunately is also wrong. So how much did they bet? 400. Which means it all comes down to betting strategy. I still think it's... All right. The answer of course is, anybody know? Yeah, what is Ecuador? With these boys. Y'all think we can't do shit, don't you? Yeah. We put your nails.