 Palm olive soap your beauty hope at luster cream shampoo for soft glamorous dream girl hair Bring you our miss brook starring eve ardent Last Friday was student government day a day upon which the entire administration of the city is handed over to high school Pupils who have been elected by their classmates Well ordinarily our miss brooks who teaches English at Madison high school would have very little to do with this event But unfortunately miss Johnson the civics teacher took ill on Thursday and our principal mr. Conklin suggested that I take over her class of course I didn't have to accept the assignment. I just figured that teaching is better than being totally unemployed In some states it's better At any rate I conducted miss Johnson civics class on Thursday and on the subject What would I do if I held public office the class and I had quite a spirited discussion And in view of later developments. I'm sorry. I didn't listen But Friday morning finally rolled around and the entire student body and faculty gathered in the assembly hall to hear mr. Conklin officially proclaim it student government day Mr. Boynton my bashful biologist was sitting in the front row and Accidentally with the aid of two bloodhounds. I found myself sitting right next to him. Oh Hello, miss Brooks. Why mr. Boynton? This is a surprise to you anyway. I Didn't see you sit down. I believe I left my notebook on that seat It's just some lecture notes on the North American porcupine. Oh, sorry mr. Boynton. I didn't even notice it He must have pulled in his quills Here you are. Oh, thanks. I'll just hold it in my lap Why don't we let the notebook have the seat and you could hold no not in school Like you know miss Brooks something just occurred to me We're always sitting next to each other in assembly fate seems to be throwing us together Compared to my throwing fate is a sandlot pitcher But perhaps you're right mr. Boynton. Maybe we should give fate a helping hand. I'm free for lunch today How about you or would you rather ask me? Or am I being too subtle? Oh darn that bell. I'll have to get him in the next round Students faculty members and honored guests first of all as your principal I would like to announce that because this is student government day school will be suspended Please please please I sympathize with your disappointment But as you know student government day has been tried successfully in many other communities And I have always been ready to experiment in any progressive plan to foster good citizenship That is why you see before you on this platform our honored guest mayor rimson Now mayor rimson, would you care to say a few words? Of course not. He only brought those nine pages along to put his gum in Thank you, mr. Conklin for your generous introduction As I look out upon this ocean Of young eager intelligent faces A tide of emotion swells up in me I'm getting a little seasick myself And as I think of the glorious future which this community can look forward to as the hands of these youths I am deeply touched I have always been well informed on the affairs of young people. You ought to be he's kissed so many babies You can't see his tie for the pablum And so it is with considerable pride that I now inaugurate for the first time in this community student government day Therefore we are further ado. It is my pleasure to introduce to you your duly elected mayor miss harriett conklin You may applaud now Can to show this community something new and different by making my term of office a clean and honest administration Well now Thank you harriett conklin Oh, that miss brook certainly is a card Really say that in civics class. I don't know. I wasn't listening Mayor rinson allow me to apologize for my daughter's enthusiasm She was obviously referring to the aims of city governments in general without realizing that those aims have already been attained in our community Of course It is my extreme pleasure To introduce the student who has been elected your chief of police walter denton and police chief I cannot reemphasize too forcefully the remarks miss brooks made in civics class yesterday To win every crook and grafter who has been malting the city treasury of funds has got Thank you chief of police walter denton I haven't finished my speech Oh, yes, you have denton Miss brooks said just yesterday This is not a symposium on the memoirs of miss brooks or maybe it is miss brooks you hear No, I couldn't make it today What's that? Oh, oh there you are before we go any further. Isn't there something you'd like to say? Yes, sir. Is there a doctor in the house? Yes, miss brooks I did in spite of my abject apologies mayor rinson left here in a very ugly mood And miss brooks just what happened in civics class yesterday? Well, we had an open discussion and somebody opened it wider than I realized But we only discussed corrupt city administrations in general mr. Conklin We made no specific mention of mayor rinson's corrupt administration And never never mind what you mean Thanks to you we've got a band of young malcontents on our hands Why not five minutes ago a student delegation was in here demanding a three-day school week And that's not all they also informed me that they would like a four hour day Starting from the moment they leave home till the moment they arrive back there That's portal to portal Next thing you know, they'll be wanting time and a half for leaving the room There's no telling how far this thing can go they've got the with hand they're in public office today Student government day indeed whoever thought up that crack-brained idea or have his head examined bend over mr. Conklin What it was your idea? Oh, well don't change the subject. There's no telling I was saying there's no telling what that student reform party is capable of doing Miss brooks. It's up to you to see that they stay out of mischief But mr. Conklin, you said this was a holiday and I've got a very important lunch date to make Well, I'm sorry miss brooks you've got to chaperone those students but mr. Conklin Dismiss I said pull out on the double. Aye. Aye, sir Fine way to spend a holiday chaperoning a bunch of what am I running about on halfway down the hall? Well, that's funny. I stopped right outside mr. Boynton's biology lab Well, I might as well go in now that I'm here Well, miss brooks say I hope mr. Conklin wasn't too severe with you not at all, mr. Boynton How are you at setting bones? And speaking of lunch, which you weren't the date we almost had but didn't quite because you didn't get around to asking me And which I was going to talk you into but which I would have had to cancel because mr. Conklin wants me to chaperone the students who are acting as government officials today Just a minute miss brooks. I can't quite follow you me the mr. Boynton I suppose I'm trying to apologize for standing you up when today You were supposed to have lunch with me today. How nice of you to ask me Oh Shall we say the front steps in 15 minutes? Oh, but I just want to powder my nose and fix up a bit But you said something about chaperoning the students. Oh, that can wait till after lunch. See you in a little while mr. Boynton I wonder if I'm playing too hard to get Now if I can just avoid her honor the mayor and walter dentin water there's miss bro I am miss brooks. We've been looking for you. I've been lurking from you too Of this community, I feel that I have you to thank for many of my high ideals Me too miss brooks when you stood up in civics class yesterday with a a kind of glowing luminous light emanating from your skull And your chalk poised in front of the blackboard. You know who you reminded me of Joan of Arc at the battle of the erasers Look kids. I promise mr. Conklin. I'd chaperone you today, but I have We're really going to clean up this town. You have no idea what's going on in this town Miss brooks if you'll just stick with us. We'll show you a graft and corruption Infamy and greed I'd rather have mr. Boynton show me spaghetti and meatball Now if you'll just keep quiet about it. I'll meet mr. Boynton for lunch lunch But what about the ideas of decent honest government that you had yesterday? Yeah, and don't you want to be in at the kill? Who are we killing? I'm afraid we'll have to take an executive action walter right Miss brooks. I assume you still believe in obedience to duly elected authority Of course, I do walter then as chief of police. I hereby appoint you deputy sheriff For the rest of the day. Miss brooks. You'll take orders from me, but walter silence. We mon capitaine Here with this badge. I hereby make you a deputy sheriff Look walter to you. I'm a deputy sheriff and to harry it. I'm a deputy sheriff But to a deputy sheriff. 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Oh, they're all fixed fixed sure If a machine pays back more than five cents on a dollar they break its arm Here we are the jackpot amusement company. What are we going to do here? We're gonna raid the place We three Now there's another bunch of kids coming any minute You see the fire commissioner had to go home and change his pants. He tore him sliding down the pole at the firehouse Well, are you all ready men speaking for some of us men? No Now when I pull my police whistle, we'll charge. Sorry. I don't have an account here Let's go I'm with you walter. Oh now walter harriott. Listen. Let's go to a movie Walter, please hand him back a miss brooks Harriet. Oh fine. Now they're gonna use me for a battering ram What's going on out here? Trick or treat Boys of the jackpot amusement company What if I am you're under arrest? What? Miss brooks. You're a deputy sheriff arrest this man. Pull over to the curb, bud Lady i'm a busy man. Why don't you just take your kids over to the playground and shove them down a sharp slide Now beat it. Oh resist the arrest day. This may go hard with you my good man What's going on here? Who blew the police whistle? I did officer arrest this man. What did he do? He tried to get fresh with you lady. No, and that's the story of my life And what do you want him arrested for yours not to reason why as your chief of police I gave an order your duty is to obey What does that go against sonny? You heard him officer as mayor. I decree that you arrest this individual Let me get this straight. You're the mayor and he's the chief of police Ah, who are you lady? I'm joe navar can stop breathing on my armor I do not wish to be rude, but I have to go in now You see I am little miss muffet and I have to go sit on my tuffet for a while This is your last chance officer arrest that man in there at tomorrow. You'll be pounding a beat in a swamp Oh pounding a beat in a swamp. Is it do you realize this is insubordination? Insubordination is you've just got to arrest that man. Oh arrest that man, is it? This is getting monotonous was it? Look folks, why don't you all run along and we'll forget about the whole thing? Oh, that settles it. Miss Brooks arrest this policeman Arrest this policeman, is it now don't start that again. Will you go quietly or do I have to use the bracelets? Take it easy lady. We'll settle this in a minute That doesn't frighten anybody I got one of those two Good for you, sonny Some people don't seem to be familiar with the constitution of the united states Which says we the people of the united states Or that matter the declaration of independence, which says establish just Little jack corner sat in the corner eating his christmas pie He's stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and along came the black mariah Miss Brooks, he won't even listen to us. Let me call him after all i'm still mayor Fine mayor. She's been in office six hours and the whole administration's up the river It's as much your fault as mine You and your police whistle. Now don't start bickering children. Maybe if we behave ourselves, they'll make us trustees Hello out there. Oh god ill-bred screws Yes, mrs. Denton, I'll call you the minute I hear from water. Goodbye Imagine that mother mrs. Denton wanted me to call the police department How would they know where her son water is? I can't understand it mother. You can't understand water is good That's the fifth parent who's called me up to ask why her child hasn't come home for dinner yet You'd think they'd keep track of their children and not suddenly discover at seven o'clock that they haven't come home for dinner yet By the way, where's harriette? She hasn't come home for dinner yet What? Well, don't just stand there do something call miss Brooks I put the children in her charge call the police the bureau of missing persons get the district attorney Contact them. Uh, find out if there's somebody else. Why don't they move? Well, maybe you could get hold of them But I don't know what you what you're just standing there for. I'm here. I'm sorry. Why are you not concerned? Why don't you do something? Get going Ah, that's good. I'm like a walrus caught in a turkish bath I did call miss Brooks mrs. Davis says she wasn't home yet Poor woman. She's had dinner on since six. She's terribly worried about her stewed tomatoes Please stop sniffling about mrs. Davis's tomatoes We've got our own tomato to worry about Please do you calm down a little Here have some fruit. It's very good for the nerve. I don't want any fruit. Oh, that's probably harriette now I'll answer it. I must lose my temper. I must be calm Hello You're talking in a banana No wonder with the household cluttered up with fruit bowls Hello, is that you harriette? No, I was good. This is market Davis. You have? Yes, that's good Oh, thank heavens. Tell me Margaret. Where are the children and miss Brooks? There and you see Martha. I told you there was nothing to worry about Miss Brooks and the children are all in jail Like the banana this is young fella You may talk with them, but don't try to pass anything through the bars. Oh, thank you What's mr. Boynton? Hi, mr. Boynton. We've been framed about that luncheon date I don't think I can make it What is all this miss Brooks? Haven't you heard we're celebrating student convict day We were only doing our duty as public servants, but mayor rimson must have forgotten to notify any of the other authority Yeah, we raided some racketeers and the next thing we knew we were in the pie wagon They have no right to hold you here. Oh officer Officer, what is it now? I there there's been a mistake. Please open this cell and let these people out of here Oh, let these people out of here. Is it? Well, yes, it just happens that I've had quite a bit of legal training in addition to my biological background And I can tell you that you have no legal basis upon which to hold them any longer Good for you, mr. Boynton. That's telling him mr. B And furthermore, I'm sure you don't want to get into any trouble. Oh, I don't don't I tell him You'll have him pounding a beat in the swamp If you persist in this belligerent attitude, you're liable to be pounding a beat in a swamp. That's done it I knew you'd see it my way At last mr. Boynton just you and I and the children Sir, I don't belong in this cell Oh, there you are Connie was mrs. Davis I would have been here sooner But I just had to stop at the mass meeting what mass meeting mrs. Davis. Oh, mr. Boynton is with you How nice Please mrs. Davis, we've got to get out of here now if you'll only everybody in town was there conny And I told him what you said to me on the phone about student government day being run all wrong Good for you mrs. Davis. Now, maybe we'll get some action. Where's the brook cell They also told those parents how you said that if you had been running student government day instead of mr. Conklin, there wouldn't have been so much dunderheaded bumbling Bumbling. Oh, hello. I was good. We were just talking about you. Anybody want to buy a used teacher's license? Well, I guess I'll be running along now that mr. Conklin's here. I'm sure there's nothing further to worry about miss brooks How could you put why did you have to when were you? Oh, please mr. Conklin. Remember your blood pressure It wasn't miss brooks ball daddy. Don't blame her and you harry's in prison How could you do this to me my own flesh and blood if you've got his blood hurry you better watch your pressure, too Quiet gentlemen Miss brooks, it's my painful duty to inform you that you are under suspension for conduct unbecoming a teacher Have you anything to say in your own defense? Yes, your honor. I'd like a new trial On what ground on the grounds that i'm not doing so well in this one But we'll discuss that at the proper time meanwhile you children remain here in mr. Boynton's charge until I can arrange to have Mr. Boynton Hello, what in the world are you doing here? I'm just visiting mr. Conklin one of those guests. You just can't get rid of Well, we'll see all about this. I'm going straight to mayor rimsons office. I'll handle this matter personally What'll I do in the meantime with a little luck 30 days? Well, you've done a lot for me hj, but I can't understand why we're dumping this slot machine deal Because it's too hot mayor besides our cut ain't big enough Also, the people are up in arms the people. What do they know about it? Ed. I'm surprised at you What are my initials stand for hj honest jim? I'm the people's friend ed and we got an election coming up We can't afford to let the people get upset or the first thing you know, they'll start thinking for themselves And then where are we? Okay jim okay, I'll have the jackpot company get rid of those machines right away No, I've got a better idea ed you're gonna make yourself a hero with every parent in this community You're gonna let the kids do this job the kids who were elected to public office for this one day Wonderful jim wonderful. I'll call all my department heads and I'll tell them the students holding office that I have complete authority Fine ed. It's democracy in action. That's what it is. Yes, democracy in action And mayor rimsons is solidly behind it until after You is mayor harried conichlin. I am step out, please now which one of you is chief of police dentin Oh, that's me. Come on out. I've had orders to release the both of you. Oh, but what about miss brooks and myself? 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Yes, it is walter. Let's go in and see if they've cleaned out the slot machines I'm gonna look around in back miss brooks go ahead walter Say here's one of those nickel machines What a racket naturally two lemons and an anchovy If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times crime does not pay Another our miss brooks show brought to you by palm olive soap your beauty hope and luster cream shampoo For soft glamorous dream girl hair our miss brooks starring eve arden is produced by larry burns written and directed by al Lewis with music by wilbur hatch mr. Boynton is played by jeff chandler mr. Conklin by gale gordon Others in tonight's cast were jane morgan dick crena gloria mcmillan helen spring hunts conread hal march and her bigron Men do you shave with a lather or brushless shave cream? 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