 You guys remember the Oscars? The Academy Awards? Apparently that's still a thing that happens! I had no idea I haven't watched them in like a decade, because why? There was a point in my life when I really looked forward to the Academy Awards. It is my Super Bowl! I would get excited about the nominations, I would get frustrated when people weren't picked or films were left out, and I would get pissed if mine didn't win. I loved seeing the celebrities, the pageantry, the red carpet, the black tie affair, Adam Sandler wearing a hockey jersey for some reason. It was just a spectacle. It was a night to remember for us common blue-collar folk that we'll never see that side of the camera. Anyway, they're apparently still doing them, even though the ratings have been abysmal for the last few years, and no one really cares what celebrities have to say. After comedic genius, Ricky Jarvis completely destroyed celebrities a few times over hosting, the Academy got a little soft on their hosts. They got scared. They did a lot of lame ducks for a while, but now they're back. They are ready to attack and get those viewer numbers up, get people watching. So who did they announce? Oh, strong female leads. Yeah. Amy Schumer. Regina Hall. Are you ready for it? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, one to Sykes. Wow, is this going to be a night to remember? Amy Schumer. Buckle up, fam. We got vagina jokes incoming, and her sleeping around because she's a promiscuous girl. Wherever you are, in all alone. Someone in the mirror. Promiscuous boy, I'm in the mirror. That performance was a song called Promiscuous Girl by Nelly Furtado. I celebrate her entire catalog. It's a great hit. It's a jam. Wanda Sykes is a comedic legend. I assume she's going to be talking about how much white people suck. Get in line. We know. We know. And Regina Hall. Don't actually know she's a comedian? Yes, I'm out of touch. I don't know who the hell Regina Hall is, but yeah, we got a tree of ladies here that are just going to steal the thing. They're going to really bring in the numbers, I bet. Certainly not going to be a horrible year for the Oscars again. And by the way, what kind of pompous pricks have two different names for their award ceremonies? The Oscars, the Academy Awards, and the Oscar goes to shut up. Pick one. It's confusing to basic bitches like me. Every year, I still have to look and say, wait, are these the same? These are the same things, right? Why are they called two different things? I don't like it. I don't want any part of that. Roses are red, some violet's a blue. Na na na na, but you're still kind of cute. Uh, I can't keep my mind off you. Na na na na na na na. I should look up the lyrics next time. I always sing along with the song, and I just kind of blur my way through it. Listen, if you were thinking about skipping this year, I think this is the reason to stick around, right? We got ourselves a trio of tremendousness. That's the thing I just said. Uh, I honestly, I don't care. I don't care about any of these women. I don't think Amy Schumer's funny. I never thought she was funny. One of the psychs I like. She's really funny and curb your enthusiasm. I just don't really, like, why? Why her? Why now? Is she in something I don't know about? Is there a reason why she would be kind of jettisoned to this platform? Is that's really gonna bring in the new Jen, the young kids, the Gen Zs, or whatever we're on for Alphabet? Again, I don't know Regina Hall. Maybe she's the one. Maybe she's the golden ticket. Since I'm basically middle age, not knowing who she is might be a bonus. That might be something the kids are into, Regina Hall. I want to hear from you, though. Is this blowing your balls off? Taking your badge out for a spin? Are you excited about this? You gonna tune in for these ladies? Or are you kind of like me thinking, what? This is how we're shaking things up. You couldn't have got Dwayne Johnson or Ryan Reynolds or Zendaya or someone more popular with everyone in general. These just seem like very weird picks. Kind of past the prime. Anyway, yeah, let me know your thoughts. Subscribe if you haven't. I post movie content all the time. I'd love to have you stick around. Hit the notification bell so these show up, these propagate in your feed. Tell your friends about it. Tell your mom. She might be interested in watching me. Some ladies like me. Some ladies are like, I don't listen to the guy. I just watch him. The audio's silent. I just watch. That's fine, too. All right, we'll see you around. This has gone off the rails. Am I throwing you off? No? You didn't think so. Promiscuous girl, wherever you are, I'm all alone and a hun-a-na-na-na. Promiscuous boy, a-na-na-na-na. 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