 Hello there, this is the family doctor You know doc, I bet you've been in my drugstore a hundred thousand times Oh, yes sure and I ain't never seen you eat a chocolate sundae before well that can always be a first time Pete yeah, that's right I reckon but I always says is how it ain't so much what a man does is what he thinks That counts in the long run for as he think of in his heart so easy Exited huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah sure a thing doc. That's it now you take lawyer baits upstairs for instance. What about him? Hey, all right, doc your chocolate sundae. I put some nuts on it till Yeah, well lawyer baits now he goes around town most of the time with a grouch on Least wise he tries to make folks think that way hmm He growls around town yelling all the time that he's going out to foreclose a Mortgage or call a loan or something, but he don't never seem to do it No Ralph Bates is all right. Why sure he is He just seems to get a wallop out of making the folks of Cedarton think he's a tough But deep down in his heart. He don't think so at all of course not so it ain't what a man does It's the way he thinks that counts you're absolutely right feet Say doc, what's the matter with you this morning? Well, what do you mean? What's the matter with me? Well, I can generally get a argument out of you But this morning you're just too dang degradable Yes, I guess you're right again Well, I'll tell you Mrs. Adams has been hankering after that new radio set that just Rankin's had in his window and last night I decided she ought to have it so I took it home in the car and hooked it up before supper and you should have seen how Surprised and pleased she was Gosh the Friday you'd have thought it was Christmas morning. Well, that's a Jim dandy daughter Mrs. Adams is a fine woman. She deserves the best. I should say she does and that reminds me Jess should ought to be coming around here pretty soon to fix my radio Something wrong. Yeah, that sure is I told chick to stop in at Rankin's is on his way back from the blizzes and bring Jess with him What's the drugstore without a radio a feet sure thing, you know, oh here they come now Hello, Jess. You'll just about have time. What seems to be the trouble Pete. Oh, howdy doc get them Oh, hello, Jess morning chicken morning doctor. Well, I'll tell you Jess when I want to listen to the fights I get a bunch of italy and singing some fern language and when I want to hear the master of crime I get some high voice dame a spout and receipts for cooking artichokes Well, it ain't no laughing matter. I want to hear them races. That's going on pretty soon Here's that racing for me. Ask me to get mr. May. Yeah. Oh, yes, thanks Well, check. How are you with that? Well, I Golly, what's the trouble doc swore a nut? Yeah, no, no, I'm all right. Give me a glass of water sure thing Yeah, there you are Well, Jess, there's the radio over on that hot water bag cabinet. See what you can do to fix her up quick. Will you sure? Give mr. Rankin a hand if he needs a check. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure Pete may Huh, boy. What's trouble getting a young boy like chick hopper to beckon on horseway all now doc That ain't nothing. We wasn't gonna bet much just about four bits or something four bits Yes, four bits today and next year it'll be $50 and the next thing we know he'll be into that sort of thing up to your neck Betting maybe a hundred dollars. Oh, no now listen now you listen to me now Wait a sec doc didn't we decide a couple of minutes ago that it wasn't what a man did that mattered It's just the way he thinks. Oh, this is different. Oh, it isn't either. That's the same thing If chick wins he'll start thinking this is easy money an easy way to pick up a little extra spending money if he loses Well, he'll start thinking he's got to make it up. It'll just go from bad to worse Oh, doc golly. You mark my words Pete may if you let that boy bet even 50 cents You'll be starting him on a path that you can't bring him back from Following the horses is a mighty bad start for a boy. Oh gee. I don't see Almost well, that's dandy jazz. How much do I owe you? Oh, we'll call it square If you give me a soda and let me sit here and listen to the race. Well sure thing, you know How are you betting jazz? Well, I don't know. Let me see that racing form chick. Sure, Mr. Anken Hmm Run around with horse. Hey doc. Where you going? I'm going home turn on my new radio and listen to some I call you singing a permanent language Poor dog he thinks we're sending chick to the dogs just a listening to a horse race Oh You're going to take a run around are you jazz yep, I think I will all right then I'll take soap bubble And I'll take on the cuff. Yeah Well, shall we make it odds or just even well, let's just make it even that'll be easier. Okay with me Hey, listen, it sounds like they're ready to start now, ladies and gentlemen do the courtesy of full being horse food We bring the broadcast the final race the Asma Park racetrack with Bert and Iman at the microphone. Come in Bert Thank you, Jim. Well folks, there's a great crowd out here today, and they're all as excited as your announcer is to Well, here are the names of the next the eighth and final race It's a great sea handicapped before the weather number two jumping jack with Michael sit up number three On the cup never more with Rainier. You're on Mike Ryan Just about to come out of the pattern. Yep. Here they come Hey, hey, it can't be the radio. Oh gee I'm sorry folks. I accidentally put my hand on the wrong button and took us off the app for a second We're trying not to do it again. Oh, I guess I was mistaken folks They're not coming out yet. I think the band is going to play another number. So while we're waiting I'll switch you the microphone in front of the bandstand just to play a pic alone Why don't we get up a band here and see Piccolo takes the lead Leading off the post Getting lined up now Yep in the order we gave you So bubble is a favorite here today in this event Clellan's been doing all right, and he knows this horse now. I'm set of stables by the way Jumping jacks living up to his name. He's acting up at the barrier Getting him calmed down now, and they're just about never more takes the lead on the other thing with it So bubble pulling up at the turn so bubble passes buzzer About nose and nose with nevermore run around is dropping back now Run around is sick. Oh shit. I have soap bubbles first Second buzzer third on the top is pulling up. I got jumping jack. He's coming up faster than the cup passes buzzer He's pulling up close to nevermore just about a half a length behind evermore Can they come in the stretch? Oh Hey, hey, just for gosh sake do something to that radio isn't the radio. I tell you my horse was coming in. I know he was When did you come in here? I didn't hear you open the door. So here are the three grade gamblers I told you no good to come with this beat. Oh Quit it doc. Don't rub it in Some mechanical difficulty at the track prohibiting us from bringing to you the finish of the last race to make an a code Difficulties because of previous commercial commitments We shall be unable to return to the track now anyway And so do the courtesy of Kloppenstein's flower shop chip turn that thing on and Oh Doc for gosh sakes. Can't you lay off us now? Well, Peter just goes to show when you start leading a young boy astray like you and Jeff Rankin have been leading chick here Who me? Yes, you check opera. I mean you nobody else I think idea such a thing these two supposedly Upstanding upright citizens as he did and betting on horse races with a clean cut young lad like you Why it's it's preposterous That's what it is if you never run into these two you'll probably never have known there was such a thing as a horse race All right, dr. Adams. What are you talking about? I used to be a jockey nevertheless. I'd go I'd you you what? Yeah, I was a jockey for three years. I rode the nags all over the country from the last spring when I broke my leg But well, well, I I never heard of such a thing Gosh to Friday. What is the world coming? This is the family doctor I'll be in to see you again right soon. Goodbye