 No money spent? Why, dawg? So I can f***ing lose? So I can loo- No money spent so I can lose that y'all can have fun, huh? They were- We had play some sweaty games! God d***, dude! Why am I supposed to play f***ing Skimbo and Kiv and f***ing problem every f***ing game? Holy sh**, who do y'all play every game? I'm playing Bones again! This is the other dude I play. Bones and f***ing Lou and Mike Ward. And now Nick Hackles on the list too. I guess there's like four people play- Do you guys play All Madden? Am I the only person that plays All Madden? Everybody begged for All Madden and nobody ever plays this sh**. Okay, this is my rival, bro. All right, when he's flipped this way, it's a blitz. I swear to God, when his nickel is on that side, he blitzes me. Oh my God, bro. I was wrong. I was wrong, but he beat me last time because I kept getting f***ing railed. I still got shitted, like I feel like I had a step right there. Am I wrong that I had a step? All right, I put McAllister on the other side. Hurry up and remember that W. All right, I put McAllister on the other side. This dude is taking the scheme, bro, to another level. Come on, man. That's got to be a loss. Come on. No huddle. Come on. Y'all smell that? Y'all smell that? Anybody smell what I smell? Anybody smell that? Oh man, Brandon was seven months. Let's go, man. Flop would have never get this. Big baller Brandon two with nine months. Let's go, man. Now both, I'm telling you, his defense is really good. I have zero tells on Nickel Normal. I have none, like zero tells on- What? I have none. Then this dude is random. Yo, did y'all see that? Did y'all see what Ronnie Lott was doing? This is man coverage, bro. I'm gonna eat my hat. I swear to God it is. Oh man, I got- Oh my God, I should have bulleted him. I knew that was match. Nice. Come on. This guy has the W.E. book, so I got to play myself here. He's actually really pretty good at tight. Stack them. There we go. Nice. Beautiful, boys. Real linebacker. Real linebacker. Let's go. Come on. Third and 14. Guys got cornered out. Yep. Come on. You called that? Like, oh. Good call. Knockout. Oh, come on. Oh, that's got to be a short knockout. Who do I got with both? Gilmore. No, sir. Good work. Good work. Good work. Good work. Good work. Good work. Good work. I shouldn't even clicked on him, bro. I shouldn't even clicked on that f***ing dude, bro. I shouldn't- I like- I wouldn't let me get any animation right there. I was just up his a**hole and didn't let me do anything, dawg. Like, come on. I'm being way too cute right now. Like we actually are being like way too cute right now. Like way too cute. Knockout. Oh, that's why he called Ben. She got threat detector, bro. Knockout. Easily. Nice job, man. Come on. Now, he gonna know these Blitzons. See, I gotta realize that he got- he got threat detector. Yep. That threat detector audible, bro. Audible. Come out on a cover four. He thinks you're not Blitzon. Audible at the last second. Come on, man. I'm second level, boys. I'm trying to tell y'all I'm second level. Take three. Come on. This is man Blitz. 100% man Blitz here. He like knows what I call against this sh**. He really does. I mean, them dudes had zero f***ing chance right there, bro. Like my boys had zero f***ing prayer. They had no chance. Dog, 68, are you serious? I'll lose those. Come on. I gotta have the heart to throw that sort of running back. I really do, bro. I really do. I gotta have that heart to throw that running back right there. I really do. I can't lie. Devonta gotta catch that juke for me, don't he? Like what the f*** just happened there, boys? Like, are you kidding me? Give me a chance if you Blitz. Feet? Shockey? Let's go, Shockey! Big-time players make big-time plays, boys. I don't know what he did. He had all his own shaded down. Like, he was wide open. No, this dude plays really good defense. I can't hold it. He's the toughest defense for me to play, is this guy. That I've played so far this year, is this guy. Lurker? Lurker? I told y'all Lurker is dumb as sh**. Deep out of lead, bro. Get that sh**. That's why I use it on moss. Oh my God. We can't get a hit right there. All right, come on. Let's get a pick. Let's get a tip pick to one of my corners, and we can win this game pretty easy. We got Gilmore in that slot. We got in that spot. Nice. Exactly what I want. That's got f**king nine yards, dude. That ball of bull s**t just got nine yards. That one. Come here, kid. Come here, kid. Tackles, tackles, tackles. Good sh**. Come on. Third down. He's got threat detector now. He's got threat detector. He has threat detector right now. Easy pick. Let's go, man. It's a f**king bag, dude. It ain't no way he dropped the ball. If y'all don't believe in DDA and this s**t. If y'all don't believe that they cheap for the team that's getting their ass kicked. Y'all just don't play enough mad. And I swear to God, there's nothing I believe in more than DDA, dude. Like the game's over. Like the entire game is over. It's 21 to 6. The game is over. And we just randomly dropped the ball. Y'all know, man. I'm spamming stick moves. Like, what do you think I'm doing? How do you think I do when I juke? I just go like this, like a f**king 10-year-old? Is that what you think I do in open field? Is that what you've watched me this long? You got the blue badge, the grid, and you think I go in open field and just go like this, like a moron. Come on, dawg. Come here, kid. Swat. Pick it off, too. That's what makes me mad is that your defense never catches those passes, but the offense will catch the f**k out of him, won't they? Won't they, boys? Come here, b**t. Yeah. Pump my football, please, sir. Pump my football. Four's in the chat. Come on. This is man coverage. A man coverage blitz right here. 100%, dude. This guy knows that I'm wanting to f**king throw this running back around here. My right tackle blocked him. My right tackle. This is why the game sucks, dawg. Like, I do everything. I did a corner. We have perfect blocking, great route combination, an easy dump off, but my right tackle is f**king run blocking and let the guy walk right in. It's stupid as s**t, but the right tackle went dumb as s**t. And let the, let the, let the, like, it's just stupid, dude. And I can't lie. That's like 10, 15 years later, this s**t bothering the hell out of me, dawg. I'm a bull s**t skier. And you know, I'm, you know, trying to keep up with them. And I went down some, some diamond s**t dog. Not the move, bro. Not the f**king move. Yeah, I tried way too hard to be a f**king skier. No, it really wasn't bad. Like it hadn't been hurting me, but recently it's just been hurting the s**t out of me, bro. Yeah, I'm getting old. Mother nature is undefeated, bro. GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG. Super Bowl Champion, a clean, perfect record. Super Bowl boys. I know you guys are bored. I won like nine straight games of Madden tonight, man. It's time we hop on no money spent, so maybe I'll lose and you guys can have fun and call me s**t. You know how it works, boys. You guys know how it goes. Just won way too many games tonight, you know. But we'll take it, right? Super Bowl Champions of the World! And Roger's holding the trophy. There he is. The only usable quarterback in mud right now.