 Hey Bidgets, my name is Fanta Grape Bottle today. I know it is not Halloween anymore and you already want me to start making Christmas videos. Don't worry they're on their way, but today I wanted to show you guys my transformation into my Halloween costume this year. If you didn't see it by now, it's on Instagram and Twitter, it got a lot of responses in which none of them were positive. You really don't like that costume but I love it. So I want to share it with you guys today. I'm gonna give you a tutorial on how to turn into a straight guy, specifically a straight Trump supporting male. This person is known as my straight brother named Chad. Chad Chad is his name. First things first, this is gotta go. It's way too homosexual. Like fake glasses, what straight guy would wear those besides earpoints? We're gonna start off with a makeup portion which is turning my eyebrows thicker, more unkempt if you will. I'm gonna give myself a mustache and some really bad sideburns. So let's just, there we go. First of all my eyebrows are very thin. Let's just get that all the way. Traditionally I had that Asian guy eyebrow which is like narrow and then it gets like almost down to my eyelid which is the most annoying fucking thing. I've been waxing them since eighth grade so they will never grow back like that. Thank God. But it's not too late to return back to it. So when I'm first doing this thickening my eyebrow, just a black shadow that you can get from anywhere. You want to get it mainly on the ends, just to get to move that piece of hair out. This little part where my arch is, no you want it gone. You want it to be straight like returning straight. This is just fitting the theme. The more messy the better. Like you really don't want to be good with this. That's pretty good. I'm also gonna put some shadow like right around here. This shadow is meant to be blended to give us the appearance of a five o'clock shadow that's like really not good. Once that's done just blend it out a little. Perfect. Oh my God that is exactly what I wanted. I want to look like my father. Fat brush isn't cutting it so I'm gonna take a bigger brush. Get this big fat brush and just go. Oh I can feel my skin breaking out already. So traditionally Asian guys can't really grow on like a full beard so they grow it in patches. So like a lot right here like some down here a lot around the sides of the mustache that really just sinks in the idea that I might be a pedophile if you look a different way. And a lot under here right on our mouths and then some on the chin. Focus the shadow because it can't look like a full beard. No no no no. And by the way I'm not making fun of straight guys. I'm making fun of Trump supporters. Straight guys I just want you to know do not be ashamed of looking good and making your eyebrows look decent. That's not a bad thing at all. I just want an excuse to make fun of Trump. And if there's Trump supporters watching what are you doing? Like why are you still here? Just please block me by now. I don't want to be on your feet. Now that we have the foundation done of our beard we're gonna go in with either an eyeliner or if you're like me some 0.4 millimeter pens and you're gonna draw on individual strokes. Yes you're going to draw on stroke by stroke. This really sinks in the idea that you don't wax. Like do you see that already? You can just see those little hairs coming in. You want to make those as dark as possible. Go like really far down below and a little bit up. Your eyebrows should exponentially grow as it gets whiter. That point right there that arc should not exist. That's gonna be really hard to do for this so wish me luck. When I first turned into Chad it really changed how I talked, how I acted and I had a different posture attitude. My voice went this low at some point and this is how I normally talk but if I'm really tired I can make it low like this which sounds terribly wrong but if I wanted to pretend I was a heterosexual I think I could pass it off with this costume. I think we're good on that side. Now if we want to do like Chad doesn't have a unibrow he has an almost unibrow. A little bit in next just do the same thing to your other eyebrow. I don't know why I'm acting like you guys are actually gonna do this next year for Halloween because literally who would want to turn into this. Like imagine going to someone's house trick-or-treating and look like what I'm gonna look like. You might get the cops call on you. Sometimes if I'm doing this I just like don't look at the mirror because I know part of me wants to make it look perfect and my eyebrows have to be everything but perfect. A little bit in the front. Also if you have an eyebrow brush I would really suggest pointing them down because that helps thicken the bottom part and then you look like this mess. Oh beautiful. We're still gonna be using this pen for a while. This is like mainly everything. Next step you want to draw on the individual hairs of your mustache. I know what this looks like okay I sometimes don't shave and then I see little patches right here and here here and here. It's the most disgusting thing I've seen on myself. So let's make it real. You have a little bit of background on Chad in my family. So he is biologically my brother. He's a little bit older than me by two years I think. I don't know I don't keep up with him too much because he lives with my cousin Frank back in Alabama. If you guys know Frank he used to be on my channel but he's been away for a while. If you want him back let me know I'll give him a call. My family is very wild it's hard to explain. Okay I think that's good. Extra bonus points for you. If you choose to draw an individual hairs on the side like this you want to lengthen your sideburns get them below your ear by the way that is the best look for them. Oh you want to get a lot right here right under the mouth. That is a dangerous spot to look at because if you don't shave this part once you add this part oh my god it looks so disgusting. And then your little goatee that you want to grow in. Okay I think I look good. Oh I almost forgot the skin. My skin is way too good looking. Yes I'm complimenting myself. So what we're gonna do is mimic eye bags. Damn the power of makeup guys. It can make you beautiful but it could also really make you ugly. Oh that looks perfect you know. I don't really have an eye shadow for this but if you do get a red shadow and just give yourself some acne. Big pimple right there. Right there. Pimple on the nose. That looks good. Okay so you've mastered you know how to do the face part now. The second part is the outfit. Let's get to that. You want to get the closest hoodie you can find. If it has the graphic on it it's even better. Words make it look great. Nothing in color usually. Unless it's adidas but nothing else in color. Black, gray, white are very popular choices. All right that looks good. Yes yeah. Next up we're gonna put on the hat. Try to keep it like as basic as possible. I live in New York so New York hats will be perfect for this. And for some goddamn reason you're gonna put your hoodie over the hat because that's a fashion for guys. Cinch it up a little bit. Yes perfect. We're in a hide the fact that I live in New York. Next you're gonna get a pair of joggers. You can get it from Necki or Adidas but if you really want to get it from somewhere good. Bonus points if you get it from a designer brand. Guys like designer joggers of everything. And just so you know for your shoes you're gonna wear white Nike socks and then you're gonna put on either sneakers, filas, chunky sneakers is all I ask of you. Get them from Gucci. We're Louis Vuitton. You're doing the right. Okay so this is the whole outfit. Wait my voice needs to change like three pitches down. This is not auto tune by the way. I can do this actually. Your voice has to be really low and like monotone. You want to make sure that you pull your pants down. I'm talking ass out. Okay there. This part is like borderline. I could show you my dick. Oh hold on, hold on. Yes this is what I'm going for. Just shove a banana somewhere. There you go. My dick is this long actually guys. It goes from here to here. You want to tie it right here. Push up your joggers so like they're chunky around the thighs. And then when you walk around you're gonna walk around like this. Okay we're gonna just low. Okay arms hanging out like this. How to tilt it down. Or if you see a girl walking by. Hi guys my name is Chad Chen. Is Frederick here? Do you know where Frederick is? I don't I don't see him right now. What is this gay shit? Why does he have this? The fuck is this? Who let him buy this? Like what? Oh this is oh this is his merch. You would buy this shit? So yeah this is pretty much the whole look. Oh also perfect. Guys grab grab him by the hand. All right I'm done. I'm done. This is the end of the tutorial. It's shake and bake. I hate this. I hate this so much. Okay I'm pulling my pants back up. This is honestly if there's a straight guy watching why do you do that? Like who wants to see your boxers? Let me get this banana out of the way because I know no one's dick is that long. Good luck convincing people that your dick is that big. You guys know I wear high-waisted stuff every single day of my life so having that down felt disturbing. I bet you were disturbed too. None of you wanted to see that. None of you asked for that which is perfect because that's how straight guys do it too. I literally embodied the straight guy. Oh by the way if you put on axe like here and here in your mouth under your pits that's good. Brow out your nails to like the point that they could pass off as acrylics. That's the extent of our eyebrows. I like this one more what do you think? Notice the acne around here right there and there. Yeah perfect. Oh it looks like I'm bleeding. Yeah that's that's it. Happy Halloween. So I'm gonna wash this off now. If you enjoyed give this video a like leave a comment down below or subscribe because I post videos every Saturday. All right so let's read it coming out straight now. As Chad said though as always you know I read these at the end of the videos just so other people can see them and be inspired to come out as well. So when I was in fifth going into sixth grade I realized that I was gay and at the time life in the same gender was weird because when my sister came out as bi to the school people were awkward about it so after five years of me getting nervous about it and worrying about what my parents will think I told my mom and her exact response was I know. I know too. Let me hit up your sister. Okay I'm done goodbye. I love you guys and everything is less than three. Oh yeah I got piercings by the way. Pretty gay.