 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How was your weekend? What's it like being dumb Jimmy snack everyone with us good weekend went to two concerts happy Labor Day to me and Summers over take let's go to the sports highlight real stuff this weekend from Chris roses Cleveland Guardians They had a position player David fry three two one five on the nose That's a hard five. They let him out there to die. He threw four innings in relief out of the bullpen He's not a pitcher. I probably should have said that position player throwing four innings four pitches second-most pitches by a Guardian's pitcher that day four different innings one of them though Jake clean no runs You shouldn't be allowed to do this. You should be the position player pitching. They should tighten it up Product awful product awful product and and and the twins You stop it stop it, you know, it's entertaining. No, I'm not getting mad at the time This is full blown hear me out guardians. You gotta hear me out Guardians got five months of pitching for six months easy. Hear me out The heck hear me out Know over the fence homers should be like men's league softball If you want to hit one in the gap and sprint and make defense happen That's an entertaining product BP homeruns get kind of boring after a while Joey Gallo What was this almost a breakdown you're telling me about it's a good one I'm gonna grow my beard out for it I bet I will and you can bet on that at DraftKings They're sponsoring my beard growth and this episode one two three Jim weren't you talking about paddle boarding in Australia and that's how your little brother got born or something That was in Thailand. I believe this did take place in Australia a paddle boarder Surfs a wave with a shark on his board Jake very cute very cute almost looks like a fake stuffed animal shark It was a real shark according to all the reports, but then but I don't even understand what the surfers doing here If you find a dead shark in the ocean just let the dead shark be in the ocean. That's where it lives That's where it dies. What's the shore got for you're just gonna put it on display like some sicko That's what I'm not sure of because it's one of two ways I think we either have a taunting going on here We have the surfer kind of taunting the shark and look at what I've got I do think what our surfer friend was going for and I'm gonna give him a little credit I think he's going more Viking funeral. I think he's giving the shark one last ride. That's cool Which that feels more surfer like you know us sharks and surfers don't have to not get along Apparently there's been a lot of shark sightings in this beach It does look like a mock video of someone with a fake shark on a surfboard. Yeah Perfectly I'm 50-50 that this is like a prank viral video of this Like he has like a rubber shark that he was using to scare other surfers big to be a fake shark that real looking though You know, but like a rubber shark this big, but it's like big Huge, I think it's a little bigger than that. No, I think it's like this big at this big Oh, this is a cool sports story. This is a crazy story and it actually kind of works out Jamaican sprinter Andrew Hudson ran with glass in his eye after the cart taking him to the track crash So we've got a 200 meter race coming up long They show the clip outside the stadium of them showing up in golf carts And you're like wow, you know cool to be like this level of athlete Then you get like the worst golf cart collision ever when I say worse I don't mean like ah worse it feels like because the jackass one in the movie was pretty bad We could have easily not had this happen and then the final scene it just cuts to him in the golf Holding his eyes. So the one golf cart that's making the u-turn is totally at fault. Yes And that's not the cart he was in just rammed into the side. He was sitting by the window He got glass in his eye they cleaned his eye out and then he's got a quote here He says I did the best I could I was sitting in the middle of the room for like 20 minutes Trying to have a decision if I was going to computer not I worked hard to be here and even under circumstances Everybody has hurdles in life if I can run I'm gonna try my best. So I tried and they they are giving him another shot Yeah, let's get the glass out of his eye and let him go again. I'm happy for Andrew if he wins his next race I'm happy for him. He's not gonna win Usain Bolt would be slowed down by glass in his eye. He puts glass in his eye. This not sports is horrifying Yeah, a plague of beer drinking raccoons has caused it caused a catastrophe in Germany. Is that your German Alex? Yeah, I don't really care of raccoons are taken over Germany. They're killing their pets and they're invading their houses I'm more interested in how raccoons got to Germany. That's what I googled because I was like why are raccoons in Germany? It's crazy during World War two now people say that the Nazis brought him. That's a myth I found out but there was a shed where a dude was making raccoon pelts So he had imported raccoons from North America and he's making pelts out of them There's one dude. He had 20 raccoons a bomb hit that shed during World War two all the raccoons got loose Those 20 raccoons have turned into half a million Raccoons in Germany and they don't have any big cats in Germany bobcats In Germany to take the raccoons down. So they're just thriving. Yeah, and they've come out of the woods They captured 10,000 in the 1990s in 2020. They've captured 200,000 this is essentially what they warn people about time travel like you do one wrinkle wrong Yeah, and you could get drunk raccoons attacking Germany. Yeah if I'm Germany I Would make a statue of the 20 raccoons Jake. It's time for the employee of the week Employee of the week this week. Actually, it's about last week. It's about last week our graphics team is getting the nod What a beautiful poster they made for Blitz ball blitz Promotional you look badass in the middle. You're like this tough guy alert So shout out to Blake and Matt for being awesome graphics guys and just Generally nice good score bug for blitz to two things. I like but not combined scores and bugs score Musical scores. Ah, sometimes if they're good. 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They don't know what they're trying to pass a law that says like anyone can kill a raccoon like just free Yeah, but then that hasn't passed yet and trying to pass that one and then they're also saying maybe we turn raccoon meat into a country Delegacy so like we eat it they did that in Australia with kangaroo because they Are in a festive so you can kangaroo meat. It's kind of chewy chewy tough gross raccoons stink