 Hey, yo, shit, man, look at that, squirt it up. Callo, fuck it, this one, fuck it, this one, fuck it. Who do you know in here? Come on, let me sit down and tell us. Hey. She can't see Jerry Simon. Hey, DC, that's Rick Flemmer, right there. She got your ass down. That's Rick Flemmer. Wow. We're in Bastion Tuck. She know this white lady just drunk and lost her family. She don't give a fuck about the country. We're in Bastion Tuck. She work in the 7-Eleven Avenue street. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. You in my seat. Get your ass up. You in my seat. You in my seat. You in my seat. Get your ass up. You in my seat. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. You know why cuz I ain't shit without you a whole goal as an entertainer committee It ain't for the money or the fame or none of this. I just won't I just won't every black woman would a little bit of hood in All across America just to stay Carlos Miller Good They like Damn my nigga, how you in shape and out of shape at the same You were sitting in that seat built like a fucking croissant my name He can't help it If it's any of them in y'all don't get the credit job deserve to get fucked over in America the way y'all do boy This is a lot of minorities in here make some noise if you don't know who your daddy is I'm talking about like if your father wasn't in your house like That's some ghetto there shit when your dad even live with you be in the car with your mama. She says to me shit They got your daddy right there What's up man, you're still in this street The rest of the family Over all Yeah for 10 years Hold that $20 over your head. So you gonna say I ain't do nothing for you Shit you gonna say I ain't do nothing for you Hold 20 dollars. That was my last 20 nigga, and I gave it to you. You my son Come on now shit. Let me know somebody shit you got going on People in the back You How do you know man? How do you know man? Oh Angela what's your name? I'm Angela number two. Your name is Jackie, baby Jenny oh Jenny the type of bitch who will bring the condoms to the threesome You gotta have two. Okay. You ready fuck me Look at all the niggas don't know what's going on. What are you talking about? Yeah? Right Y'all are trouble Gonna have a trouble come baby There's another nigga who got on the vibe over with some help through the middle, you know this nigga fight like a whole bitch Oh All right tell it is on the way we're on the way Oh, yeah It's definitely time to go see Chris That's your man What up You dig it Oh my ring My chain The crew change Nah, nah nigga, cut myself, pop myself. Oh, I like to say, man, pop a man, oh, God. But yeah, nigga, I did boy. Right after that, I had to show the man, wow, shit happened, boy. I think I'm gonna make a worthy pop shop, I'll forget it. I mean, I go to the thing, I kill the red pot, and I have to know what the kind of the lady that was DJing the rest of the month, shout out to the people I know. Green light, green light. Two, two, three, four, five, six, my fans are making a day. You, you, hell up a show for you. I'm gonna eat everybody right off the bat. You know what you gon' see here tonight? We got cheese, don't be into this tube of masterpieces. Y'all to turn it up a little bit more. But we gon' give him one anyway. He's not a bad winner. By way of Mississippi, you seen him on MTV's Wild'n'Out. Oh, man, he's half of the all-stu-fool. That's Mr. Creator of Black Man Don't Cheat. Ladies, you can't right now, I said loose. Security guard. That's Julio Cesar's challenge right there. What up, man? Game Stands Angry Birds. We can see them, right? Hello, DC. You ain't seen? Oh, hey. Because we got, we got big today. In the building. Oh, I got a week. Mash and tuck it. Mash and tuck it. Mash and tuck it. Mash and tuck it. Get a mash and tuck it. Get a mash and tuck it. Get a mash and tuck it. Get a mash and tuck it. Got a bitch in your family, mash and tuck it. This is the 85-South Show. Mash and tuck it. What's up with it? Mash and tuck it. You see how did nobody make no noise? Ain't nobody from this bitch. Ain't nobody from Mash and tuck this bitch. Mash and tuck it. Listen, I cannot spill this shit for nothing. Mash and tuck it. Listen, I tried to spill this shit in my iPhone. My mom's from half-one to over eight niggas. Just say Connecticut. Yeah. Mash and tuck it. I know we got the tri-state in here. We're in New York at it anyway. We're in Bridgeport, Connecticut and all them places out. Where's Kentucky? That shit is far off the fuck away from here. DC has no idea where the fuck we're at. Who's staying in Mash and tuck it? Where y'all at? That nigga said Mash and tuck it. He didn't change the whole name. Who's staying in Mash and tuck it? That's how, that's how they been texting it to me. Nah, that ain't it. What we at? Don't even worry about it. This shit really just what a casino at. It ain't the shit out of here. I can tell, there ain't nobody out here from here. They just visiting. Yeah. So that's why all the white people here just rubbed through them a little track and trail. You know, white people came in. Did this Bursalic work for this show? I want to see him too. I don't give a shit if they're Mexican. I want to see him. You can tell she didn't know what she was coming to. She's sitting there like, wow. They're just going to start with titties right out of the gate. You ain't got no problem, man. Your titties trying to look at us like. Straight out of the gate, they can do what I do. And he's like, huh, I got a great idea. It's a show tonight. Just three black guys. It's awesome. They're all wallowing out. You know, wallowing, but they do a lot of different stuff. You ready to go? She's like, sure, huh? No problem. You watch me head on. Hey, man, let's go flip with this pregnant girl. Hold on. I just want to know what you're putting your head on, bro, because your shit is not moving. Then they can put chicken blood in his head. That's what makes it stay up like that. And then you got gorilla glue. And then you look like he can already start in the Mexican version of Grease. Grease that's all. El Greasey. El Greasey. El Greasey. El Greasey. And then you go come out and count that in. I said, arrrrooom da, da, da, da, da, da, da. That's racist. I'm going to fuck with this pregnant girl. She pregnant as fuck. Yeah. She look like she can have this baby any minute now. She going to push the baby out right now. She pregnant with a 12, yo. God damn, baby, big as shit. Oh my god, a pre-tank. Ma'am, you OK? Do you need anything? She needs some orange juice. All Mexicans like orange juice. Shepard. But like screw it away and orange juice, what you want? My nigga's up here playing the good elevator music. Ma'am, do you know who did this to you? Do you do? Is he here? What's up, boys? Girl, she pregnant. She pregnant as shit. We got a middle school. We got a match in touch. I don't know who they are. She know we're here. She done hit him. This look like the white lady who championed from you and suspended. We're in match in touch. He's got a perm. I can see it. We're in match in touch. What's up, IT? DC, this nigga was neglected as a baby. Look how flat in the back of his head it is. Man, your name big as a motherfucker. How do you think a motherfucker would dare stop it? DC, this the lady you want some hair from right here. She got a tattoo across her throat. We're in match in touch. She's trying to cover up that surgery. We're in match in touch. We're in match in touch. Hurry up. Yo, she goes. Yeah. This nigga got on a pistol round just sweating like a pair of blinds in this bitch. Ma'am, he didn't pay. Send him back. We're in match in touch. Look at this one. We're in match in touch. Let me send him a challenge. Hey. She can't see Jerry Simon. Hey, DC. That's Rick Flemmer right there. That's Rick Flemmer. Wow. We're in match in touch. She goes, this white lady just drunk and lost her family. She don't give a fuck about that. We're in match in touch. She's working at 7-Eleven Avenue Street. What's up with our team? Oh, man. That's a nigga over there. Yeah, she's got all of the muscles. This nigga got a spray painted furbear shirt. This nigga is crazy. This nigga's been $2,000 to get his spray painted. That nigga going to a baby shower after this. We're in match in touch. This nigga got an expensive spray painted shirt. This nigga got some nice shit to wear to a gender reveal. I like this little diversity. It's so diverse in here. That shit just everybody. We're in match in touch. We're in match in touch. Where you can find you a Mexican, a white man, a black man, or everybody who lives. We're in match in touch. We got a black security guard, a Mexican security guard. They got the old ass white ushers. You can walk around with your tits out. You said you'd sit down here. I can go to match in touch. Match in touch. You're gonna show them they see because I can't go down here. Stop this shit. Welcome back. We're in a nice ass theater. Yeah, we are. It is decent. It's for high school. This is a high school theater. They got the stars. Whoever did the seat in here was dumb as hell. They put more people in the back than they did in the front. Oh, damn. Look at little VIP move. What's up, little VIP move? These white people ain't playing with these seats. Usually when we do shows, niggas be like, fuck it. Ain't nobody out there. I'm going down there. She ain't not here with these white folks. Excuse me, sir. Can I see your band, please? She ain't playing. Look. She ain't going up. You got two feet? Wait right there. Let me show you something. We got them dressed like movie theater attendants. You are damn down, mister. That's where you at. You see that seat right there? You want to go to the restroom? Man, this security ain't got no weapons. Just a phone charger. Add some handcuffs. Who you gonna arrest, nigga? It don't matter. It's your man. Bruh, I like this goddamn crowd. Look at these two. They look like they don't want to be here no more. He's doing things like hit money. Yeah, he's mad. They ain't know how to see what that got down close to me. We're close. All your little Facebook friends are going to be like, oh, you lying. All three of them. Excuse me, ma'am. Is that your man? I ain't got any cuffs. Hello, y'all been together. Fifteen years. Fifteen years? That's loving. That's that you ain't going nowhere. Kids, I believe. Fifteen years. Where y'all meet at? Brings. Married on death row coming to E&E this fall. In Massachusetts. Through a family friend. They got family friends to introduce them. Of course. And you are a white lady and you are a... You're a everything. Right? What if his cousin came up to him like, bruh, I found a white bit. They whole family got good pussy. Trying to put you on, bruh. Trust me. What color is it? Bruh, does it matter? You everything. She got one for me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They's a big family. A bunch of good pussy. I'm going to put all my partners on. Follow me. But you got to be everything to fuck with them. They don't require you to be shit when you approach them. Yep. The rest of the races, the women, they like mystery. So what do you do? I don't do shit. That's so interesting. I just love how you just took control of your life. And it's... You're a boss. Listen, this lady is confused. It's fucked. Where did you think he was coming? She was like, what the hell were you doing? Bruh, don't worry about that. That is a young white lady. She's got some very expensive cocaine. And this is her life change. She's making an A-bow with her titties. It keeps sliding out because she got an A cup. DC. What y'all don't realize is she ain't here with a white dude to get a Muhammad Ali tattooed on. Muhammad Ali twice tattooed on his arm. Oh, what are you fucking up? One time? He was like, all right. That's not Muhammad Ali. What's that? Halloween. Can you get a brooch? You got a two-hole guy in a Muhammad Ali. You got a boxer? He was a boxer. You know what that mean? That mean this white boy will beat your ass. Don't fuck with him. He took out a high-key. No, he don't. That motherfucker started Muhammad Ali. Look, he telling this girl, I fucking told you they were going to shoot him with long sleeves. Fuck. What's your name, bro? What's your name? Chat, Brat, Lat. Fat, Matt. Annabelle on the other arm. I'm like, damn, you a killer anaboxer. That's amazing. If I knock you out, then I'm gonna fucking kill you, bro. You sure? She said with a nigger, don't trust her. Uh-uh, set up. She said she loved me. You do? How you know it, though? She drew it here. She said, how you do? I love you. I don't like how the nigger encouraging her. Tell him, baby. He trying to get rid of her ass. Tell him how much you love him. You and your fried chicken and all that shit. Hopefully I'll let you come with him. I love you, too. You know why? Because I ain't shit without you. My whole goal as an entertainer can mean it ain't for the money or the fame or none of that shit. I just want every black woman with a little bit of hood and I'm all across America just to say, Carlos Miller, he get get it. That's all. That's all. I get the pussy or not. I just feel good knowing that she would have gave it. I need it. I don't want you to play with me, bitch. I need it. I love her. It is the best. They are a prisoner. They like, ooh, can you pay my life bill, please? Hey, what's up, bitch? Yeah, I pay your life bill, bitch. What's up to the agent lady right there from the golden child? I seen you, man. Right there in the red. You know, she was just like, I don't know. Ah! She don't know what's going on. I don't get what I better do now. She gonna say, oh, no. You need the paraffin the wax. I need that golden guy. You need the paraffin the wax. So you'll feel the very, very bad. Ooh, I got something for you. That's so fucked up. Everybody in the family turned away. Oh, my God. Look at the daughter that was born in America. Fuck you, asshole. We don't fucking do sweet. You know, fuck you, asshole. I was born in goddamn Connecticut. You asshole. They probably only got their Toyota dealership now. What's he saying, T-Dolls? Fuck you, asshole. The road scholar. Fuck you, asshole. Why they see our favorite cuss words? Fuck you, asshole. It's because they don't know all the cuss words. Asian people just make up cuss words. Fuck you, you mother bitch. Pick up my hat. Hey, listen. To carry out the Chinese restaurant before you ever get to an argument, put them about your order. Hell no. Argue with yourself. You got it. You tell you why I never argue with them? Because I don't know how many motherfuckers in that kitchen. 80 of the ass, because they be lookin' too. But what I don't like... What I'm confused about is they don't ever call your order out the way you place it. You be like, yeah, let me get five wings, fried rice, no vegetables. You want the hot sauce to catch up? You be like, yeah, let me get hot sauce to catch up. Okay. I'm like, that ain't without order. What the fuck is that? You know the fuck that part? That's exactly what you fucking order. That's exactly what you fucking order. I had to be a friend of huge Chinese. Am I trippin' or white people coming in late? I'm talkin' about late late. What the fuck type of shit is this white people? Yeah, that's right. Get the stereo tight. We got Butterbean just walkin' in big light, man. What's up, Butterbean? Man, look at that white dude alone. He look like King with the mask off. Ah! That's Butterbean, right there. And he came with him with Matt Tateo. What's up, with your big dog? How you feel, man? Where y'all from? Where you from, big dog? Where you from? Connecticut, Wapar. Gambit? Damn, man, nigga. Damn, my nigga, how you in-shape and out-of-shape at the same time? Your ass sittin' in that seat built like a fuckin' croissant, my nigga, you. That's not some more than that, nigga. He can't help it. He been that smooth for a while. Look, I'm not playin' up. Excuse me, y'all gotta get up. I told you, this is not your seat. Margaret is not like... Get your ass up. You see, still a motherfucker's not. I'ma tell you right now, if I gotta go to the same... I'll give you some music for motherfuckers who still seat. Motherfuckers who still seat. Look, other people, they don't wanna show how ticket. I don't wanna show your mind. Get your ass up, cuz you stole the MC. Get your ass up, cuz you stole your seat. Get your ass up, cuz you stole the MC. Why you up out here, when I sit? Where are you? I see a rail to you. What you sayin', Chico? You know about my chair, you know you not sittin' right there. You know about my chair, you know you not sittin' right there. Chica, hold up. Get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass up, get your ass I'm gonna be here tonight. Hey. Get your ass up, get your ass up. Get your, get your ass up. You think you're taking the baby back. Get your ass up, get your ass up. Get the security. Get your ass up, get your ass up. What you got? Get your ass up, get your ass up. Get your ass up. Don't let your bitch like that. Get your ass up. No, we're gonna have a take it right now. Hey, the security guard. Security guard. Look like Junior Seyao. Cheek-o, cheek-o, cheek-o. Look at that dog. Look at that dog. Cheek-o, cheek-o. Look like Junior Seyao. Cheek-o. Look at him, look at him. Oh. Who the fuck did that, my nigga? It look like you about to get a zone win. Who was it like you got a little red spot right there? It look like you about to get a zone win. He just got him big today. He can't move his thing. Ladies' Front. Raise your left back so you can get your ladies' front. Yeah, I know what you need to do. Raise your right. What's up? She was like, what type of hairstyle do you want? I don't know. Just make sure it's tight because I'm going to the show. Come on. Come on. Hey, man. That nigga moved. I think he's gonna split out of that right now. Hey, D.C., we don't play. We got the braids like young M.A. Who? Old M.A. Braids like young M.A. Yeah, if you look like M.A. You know why you can't trust that nigga? You know why you can't trust him? Why? You call it Stephanie. I call it Stephanie. Because that nigga put his braids behind his ear. That nigga got his foot in half a man. It's ear. You call it Stephanie. I call it Stephanie. Sing up. You call it Stephanie. I call it Stephanie. Get your ass up. You call it Stephanie. I call it Stephanie. Look at that nigga's sweater. He's still a child. He got a rough grass sweater. Get your pity ass up. You know where you got that hoodie from? What? You want it at a basketball game at the carnival. You want it at a basketball game at the carnival. On the first try. I could have played an E.B. What class do you want? Let me get the hoodie. What class do you want? No, it's right there, nigga. Another nigga got a rough grass hoodie. And he think it was a triplet. Look at my man raise his hand. He want one. Look at that nigga head right here. He's coming out. Nigga trying to twirl a little bit. You got the Whoopie Goldberg braids. I didn't try to twirl a little bit. He's like, you gonna go on now. The Whoopie Goldberg braids. Up top. How you feeling up top? You over there? That is your seat. Alright. I'm inviting you to make a hit. I like it. What's up with you, baby? Look at your head. The same color as pink starburst. I like that. Look at that. You and I got this hand you told me. There we go, baby. Mama, you so real. You wore your head. Your night head here. And you got the one for you. And you want your son. How old are you, little man? How old are you, little man? Eight? Oh, what the hell? What's up? What's up, my son? We got the white man at home. The Patriots right here. He's a fan. Maybe like you own a piece of restaurant. What's your name? I can't say no. What's your name? John, where you from? Boston. Boston. Boston. The red sauce man. No, Yankees. Yankees. We got the real white people out here. We got the white man that used to be in the motorcycle gang right here. What the hell's that? You still got the mustache. That's your son right there? I bet you a SoundCloud rapper. You got the son right there. Do you know your son says the n-word on the internet? Yeah. These niggas, Dad, you already know what it is. Real nigga in the building. Hey, man, you might as well come back. We can't even see your head no more. Honey. These people deserve it. Let me like him. Here she goes. Here she goes. See the people up top. Cooper's in Phyllis! How was that plan? How you doing? This is what we're doing. Hey, if anybody's going to meet, this nigga's going to knock him out right here. Put it up. Come on, right here. Come on, be a real man! Come on, be a real man! Come on, be a real man! Come on, be a real man! Hey! Hey, make some noise, come on! Oh, my God! He looks like a lesbian! Take it off the bed! He's a lesbian! He's got tits and everything! How? He's got a damn white stuff on his head! He's got a damn white stuff on his head! How about a smoke with you? How about a smoke with you Shaka Khan? How you doin'? Shaka Khan on top, we got her! Chico! They did over here, Chico! They did over there! What's up, homie? How you doin'? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? That pussy good? What the fuck? What's shit going on around here? What's up? What's up with you? What you doin'? What's up baby? What's up, baby? Hey, what's up, man? What's up? What's up, G? How you doing? How you doing? What's up, y'all? Tico, free your ass back. I am. Hey, how old are you? I'm 13. Hey, Carlo, here you go. We got another 13-year-old in here, man. We in here. Right here. What's your name? Anthony. What's your name? Anthony. Anthony. So how old are you? I'm Anthony, too. What's up with you? Me. Anthony got a pimple on his nose. You know he ain't getting no pussy head. Maybe he has. We got a witch pimple on his nose. You know he ain't got nobody head. He proud of you, Tico. Proud of the wrong pussy. What's up, G? You know we are young. You ain't going anything. Tico, you know he's somebody, dude. Look at his shirt tucked in. I tell you, they're no motherfuckers. It's a G shirt, too. You know he's waiting. It's your time out. What's your time out? Cut the music. We got a dilemma. Hold up. Hold up, Tico. Don't let the niggas with the tent walk by you. That nigga going to drop a motor right now. That nigga in the Wu-Tang. You don't even know how to walk in the biz. That nigga walk like four-hours-gun when the bridge is through. That nigga in the Wu-Tang clan. There you go. Come on, mama. Hold up. The Asian man needs... What do you need $10 for? I mean, don't give him a shit. You need $10 for a drink. You paid $10 for that? $12. You're lying, nigga. You snuck in here with a corona. It's not playing. Are you Mexican or what now? Guatemala. Guatemala. Hey, man, see if he'll sell us a key of dope. You said, hey, my man said, Guatemala's got all the cocaine. If you sell us a key of cocaine. He said, yes, yes, we do. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. I can't believe that I'm looking at you for $10. Yeah, he asked me for $10. Try to get somebody money back. Real niggas, real niggas. Real niggas, real niggas. Hey, man. Hey, you disrespectful to shit for them ponytails, nigga. Fuckers wrong with this nigga. Yeah. Hey, that nigga look like his shit was longer but his girl got mad and cut him off while he was sleeping. That nigga got the pony tail. That nigga had a bad lawnmower accident. You look like you about to get your shit flat-eyed. Nigga, get the hell going on with you. Had to come show some love to Mash and tuck it up top. Yeah, this security guard funny as hell. Bill Lecker. What do you Bill like? You know what he Bill like, bro. He can't wait for some shit to go down. He ain't gonna do shit. Oh, but if they're fighting, he ain't gonna do shit. I think a Bill like Manny Fresh, if you ask me. So shit gonna pop up. He ain't gonna do shit. But tomorrow just throw a hold up. I need some juice before I call him. I'll tell the security guard I said to give you a tip. What you gonna do? Oh shit, DC. I gotta ask you something. Before you ask him, I gotta point out something. Be careful with him. Okay. There's some killers in this bitch. What do you say? You don't see the nigga with the jersey with all the teams on it. Then the hat don't even match the jersey. He'll shoot this bitch up. Shoot these bitch up. And the hat leather like you in the dip set in 2000. And the bitch in size eight and a half. This is an old word. Dip set, dip set, dip set, dip set, dip set, dip set. Dip set, dip set, dip set. No you don't. They do fuckin' Home Depot. Yeah, it's another nigga who got on a byword with some half through the middle. You know this nigga fighting like a whole bitch. Shut up. Do it. Shut up. Don't do that. Shut up. The head on it. So we can go. Stop you gonna fuck up. You know that nigga fighting like a big sluss. You gonna fuck your nails up. That's it. Her can't hit you with you for it. That's it. Oh, that's kickin' it. Shout out to my mad fat Erd Benet in this motherfucker. What's up with you? This is like Erd Benet with the sandals and everything, G. What you a camp counselor? Ah, nigga. What was season number one? Look, we got OT Genshin, man. Oh, yeah. What's up, OT? Right here. He look like he just hum all the time. DC, I gotta ask you this, though. I been asking everybody this and we didn't get the crowd to pay. And I seen a meme the other day, right? Right. And there was a cartoon drawn of a man and his wife on the top half of the cartoon. The man came home from work and said, damn, I been at work all day and this house still filthy. Then the bottom half, the wife responded, yeah, you been at work all day, but we still broke. Ooh, I would have grabbed that bitch, put her outside of the broke home. And told that bitch to fit in that. What do you do? What do you mean you do? We still broke. Bitch, you broke. How do you reply to that? That's aggressive, bro. Oh, spirit. There should have been one more picture under that. Spirit. You can't hear the woman but you can spit on her. Bitch, it's Monday. I don't know how to get paid on Monday. That's tough, man. What? That's 10 minutes. I've been spending 12, 8, 8, 12-hour hard labor. All right, let me ask you this. She's here, bro. We all have heard the terrible stories about broke-ass men. You ever fucking with a broke-ass woman? Listen. Yes, yes. Listen, let me ask you if I'm with a broke-ass woman. Come on. Yeah. Woo, come on. But there's a thing, Lowe. What about this the other day? You know how women got women's intuition and they expect us to just respect women's intuition that they just psychics and they can just feel shit. What if we had nigga intuition? Nigga, I do. We do. I got nigga intuition. You can just feel when you meet a woman like, oh, I feel some roaches. Uh-oh. Hold up. Hold up, bro. Is that roaches? I feel... Wait a minute. Is that a mattress I see? Oh, my God. Wait a minute. My nigga intuition is telling me I want some motherfuckers. Now that mattress will be good, but I can't let you do roaches like that because roaches don't mean that you broke. Somebody else tell them because I can't tell them. I cannot tell them. I can't tell them. I can't tell them. Roaches will do that. I can't meet a woman. Okay. It doesn't mean you just need to clean up a little bit more. That's all. Boom. You need to clean up a lot more if you have roaches. You know when you see a play, they're like, uh-uh, didn't I tell you y'all, don't we need a new play tomorrow? It's supposed to be like they fuck with us again. Here we go. What the fuck? Hey man, what's going on, bro? What's up with you? What the fuck? What's up with you? What the fuck? What's up with you? Hey, don't hit me. See that's that dude from Catfish. No, it's not. That's my man. That's my man from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Right there. And he was getting hailed on the floor. He was like, I just want to be taken care of? What's the name of that movie? When they was playing Who Wants to Be a Millionaire in India? What is it called? It's a dog millionaire. What is it called? A dog millionaire. Oh, yeah. That's my man from Slumdog Millionaire right there. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I leave no people alone but they fuck our show up. You know they own this casino. Oh, no. I thought the Indians own it. They own it. They got a truce. They own it together. It's the Native Americans. Chico, they got a truce. They all together. Salute to all the Native Americans, man. I fuck with y'all. Y'all don't get the credit. If it's any of them in here, y'all don't get the credit y'all deserve or get fucked over in America the way y'all do. I fuck with y'all. I fuck with y'all. I fuck with y'all. It's a lot of minorities in here. Make some noise if you don't know who your dad is. You are my minority too. I'm talking about like if your father wasn't in your house, like make some noise. But he's staying down the street though. Look at my man raise his hand. Wiggle him up. Hey, wasn't that some ghetto ass shit when your daddy been living with you? You been in the car with your mama. She says some mean shit. They got your daddy right there. I'm lying. Stop the car. Let me go holler at my homeboy. What's up, man? What you doing in the game? Show these motherfuckers if you're my daddy. Give me some money. Throw it in the car. I got the top shit. Give me some. You know what, the daddy gave me twenty nine and I told him he was a good man. Give me that twenty nine. Give it to the daddy for ten years. He's gonna hold that twenty dollars over your head. Son, you're gonna say I ain't do nothing for you. Shit, you're gonna say I ain't do nothing for you. Hold twenty dollars. That was my last twenty. They're gonna knock every day with you. You're my son. Let me in on some of the shit you got going on. You're the NBA now. Right. Ain't nobody funnier than the Black Flawler, bro. Oh, Black? I'm talking about who's more like a Black Flawler than you. Your nigga hurt. Your nigga just be outside in the yard in front of your girl. My house. How she gonna put me on child support? I've been supporting everything new kids do. Dude, you got a slow cry. Slow cry. Y'all don't love me. I do really hate for y'all. Mom in there talking shit, you bitch ass daddy. I did cryin' again. I don't see it. Hey, she get you to hospital. You better go get your drunk ass daddy on calling the police. No, mom, he can't go back. I ain't got no problem. I wanna get in the house and get him in the house. He can't go back? No, that nigga in the screen. Big house dad, that nigga. That's why I stopped being a man. You get into an argument with your woman. You gotta leave your own house. What? She will put you out your own shit. Get out my house. You be like, your house. Your house. Oh, shit. Well, I did not kill the red man that when I paid him last month. Real niggas, we were not calling the police. I don't even fucking know. They will call the police on you. They will call the police on you. She say she in. They been to call them. She said, hey, they be now. We want it right there. She just ask you this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Ladies and gentlemen, if you would never call the police on your man. Yeah. They lie. I hear them booze. That shit sound. That's a Hispanic woman right there. She ain't playin'. She gonna stab the shit out of you. Hell no. That's exactly why she ain't call the police. Because she gonna do so much shit before they get there. She ain't gonna call the shit out of you. That's a damn shit. She gonna stab the shit out of you. I'll come in at her moment. You say you didn't know her. But I check your Instagram and you like her. She be like, baby, I don't know what you talking about. I don't know nobody named. But you lying to me wrong. I don't even know what that was. That ain't get you in the nuts with her. She gonna have a knife around like that. She ain't playin'. Ooh. She say nice little a-ra-ta-ra. You better stop. See, I don't do that if you're not freakin' for real. Stop. Oh, they thinkin' like you'll do that shit. Don't you feel it? I'm black. I'm black and skinny. They freakin' for real. She got a canned beer. They ready to fuck. My dick and my ankle, bitch. You better stop playin'. Any woman got a canned beer. They ready to do whatever. Right now in the car. No space. Fuck with her. She got the canned beer with the cup. With the cup. She fallin' around and get the dip and you're diggin' that cup. What's her name, baby? Angela. No fuck. The homie like that? Oh. Wait a minute. Nah, this bitch ain't shit. This bitch ain't shit. You gotta say that. You gotta say that. Yo, that was a lucky guess. What do you want people to know? That was the bitch's therial type of... I was this therial type of... Oh, look at Jocelyn. Yeah, they be fuckin' together. They know each other. Ah, yeah. They say, ah, like they from the journey show. They be shittin' together. Y'all so crazy. Angela, what's your name? I'm Angela number two. Your name is Jackie, baby? Jenny. Oh, who's Jenny? Yeah, Jenny the type of bitch who will bring the condoms to the threesome. You gotta have two, okay? You ready to fuck me? Put that one on. Jenny. Look at all the niggas that don't know what's going on. What are you talkin' about? Yeah, nigga, yeah. Hey, DC, you ever have a threesome and go to sleep and you wake up the bitch is still fuckin' like, oh, this is friggin' for real. Hell no, I can't trust that bitch. You go to sleep when I go to sleep. Uh-uh. Lay down, lay down. Hey, y'all doin' though. We gotta check my jeans. These bitches trippin'. Got your ass. Fuck my cunt. I ain't ever had a threesome before. I haven't experienced that yet. A threesome. Why the shit, like, why the shit? I haven't had a threesome. You be tryin' everybody as soon as you get your first one. Hey, you a fuckin' other bitch? Yeah. Once you break the, once you break the ice, you in the game. Aw, man, that shit. I ain't broke the ice yet. Nigga, I ain't never felt handsome until that day. I ain't feel like real. That was the only time I felt attractive than a motherfucker. Just to see them negotiate in the dick with you on the 31st. I'm like, look at me. I'm just like... No! They ain't having a discussion. I was like, right there. You can see this shit. Right. Hey, right? She lit, bro. I ain't hit it yet, man. I got lit. Yeah, I ain't never fucked two women at the same time. And then the two women, they tried to get me a threesome. Them one and the two, you wanted to fuck. I tell you that. Woo-wee. I'm talkin' about Oswald's Cabo Pot. Oswald's Cabo Pot. And they was red demon. Hey, cause he had the sun dressed on and everything. You know, when his pussy chees go, I was like, I sure don't, man. And so you said the bitch was buildin' like a snow cone. Yeah, big. I'm talkin' about Oswald. Big. They walked up. So Chico, you tried to tell me two women shaped like this, tried to fuck. Listen, Carlos, I'm not going to shit. You know what? I woulda fucked the shit out of that running son of a bitch. I ain't like... I was like, right between that pussy, I was like, you said it right here. I said, do it. Yup, I'm gettin' in it. Nope. Yep, I'm in it. Nope. Looked like you under the hood of a Chevrolet. Think I ain't no way in the world. That's the thing. I ain't been workin' on my legs. Ain't no way in the world I was gonna take that challenge on. They walked up extra bed, too. Ain't had no back. Number heels. Hey, Chico B. I was like, hey, how y'all doin'? We wanna fuck you. I was like, you do? I don't. She was like, yeah, what's up? Would you like your skin? I was like, yes, man. I was very scared. Fuck, she got no skin. She's a crib. She's a champion of the crib. She's a champion of the crib. Hey, for real, I'm high. She's like, oh shit. Y'all talkin' about me. Yeah, man. Yes, yes. Play for her. Why she dress like a boxer in sets. Yeah, she definitely is. She look like a boxer, nag chumper. She's gonna pull a clock right out on that damn tip. That's the outfit she gonna go to the PTA meet man. Put the fuck my son dead. Word out. Put the fuck my son dead. When my son ain't dead, shit. Fuck what you talkin' about. Blue out. Look it. Just like the Twista game. Okay? Right leg. Crab macaroni and she ain't lookin' there and there. That's right. They ain't lookin' like a Pepsi. That's what you lookin' like. A Pepsi can. Bring this beer out of here. Come back and sit in there this much. She gonna give me a quote. I'ma scratch that bitch out of here for a while. Good Pepsi can. I want you to know. That's a hit. They bet what I pray for. Boy. I see you, buddy. Where you wanted to be. Tell me babe. Just because. What was I so proud of? Hey, they just put it in the truck. You know what? Shit. I love Britney Spears. She had that love. That love. That love was going to school. The first time I ever heard of her. She was like, hit me baby one more time. I was like, she must have signed the Ike Turner. She's trying to get it again. Damn. Gotta catch that one later. Bitch, if you die, kid. You know what? He must have signed the Ike. She said, hit me baby one more time. Hit me baby. Listen. To me, that's the greatest value of pink ever. What's love got to do with it? It don't get no better than that. Right. He was in the back. He was like, bitch, that's not tough. That nigga Ike said, all right, bitch. Hit me. You die, kid. Hit me. You die, kid. That's the coldest shit I've ever said in the movie ever. If you die, I'll kill you. And he would have worn my hands up. That ain't it. Ike Turner really was a motivational speaker. Why you say Ike Turner? You remember when it then came in the studio? He was like, no, fuck that, Ann. You got to say that shit. You got to say it. You got to say that shit. You got to put some stank on it. When he told her to put some stank on it. To say it from the pussy? Oh, yeah. He was mad. You remember that shit when he got to put some stank on it? And he hit on the pussy? She was like, I don't think she went in there. He killed it. That nigga was mad. She was like, I know how to sing the song. I wrote the words. Like, oh, yeah, you wrote the goddamn word. I don't know how to sing the goddamn song. You won't tell Ike. You won't tell Ike how to goddamn. Okay. Okay. That's what it is. You won't tell Ike how to sing the goddamn song. You won't tell Ike how to sing the goddamn song. You won't tell me how to sing the goddamn song. Sing the goddamn song, all right. All right, now I got the goddamn record company on my back. They owned me about the bullshit. Now you were coming at me talking to me about all this goddamn bullshit. And they better get the fuck on now. They better get the fuck on now. I hope they made up some of that shit. They made up like that to make up a lot of shit. You know what I'm saying? When she broke the window out of the car and he sat there just talking to herself. See, now you fucked up a damn fine automobile. You fucked up a damn fine automobile. Then they went home and beat his son up. Yeah. Damn. Then in the middle he came and set the pistol down on the table. Uh-huh. Yeah, what you gonna do about that now? Yeah. I told you. I told you you can't leave me, bitch. And I told you. I told you. She's sitting there. Whatever, Ike. Namio Arango. That was real love. That was real love. She's about to be there. I was just about to say we're here. That was real love. She's about to be there. I was spoiled and moving no more because the white people sitting there like, who is this guy? Yeah. He's your father. Your mother know about him. Tell you. Oh. What's love to all the fine women who are out here tonight? All the fine women. The single. Oh, it's fine women. We're gonna give a fuck if you're single or not. I need single. I don't need no man. I ain't trying to be shielded, nigga. I need you to be scratch free, two kids. No, because what if it's a bad bitch in here who's not single but she'll cheat on that nigga. You don't want her to be left out. I need more of her. They ain't trying to kill me. They ain't trying to be left out. I need more of her. They ain't trying to go home to their kids tonight because they stress. Salute to the two sisters up top. And then you got a game, sister Mia. Oh, there they go. There they go, DC. You know that was a good. She got the stretch marks around the navel. Oh, yeah. She got the, oh, oh, oh. Good present. Look at that. You know what that means? Yeah. That means she got a little boy. She do. Yeah. See, I told you. I do. Stretch marks be right there in the middle. That's a boy. Oh, little girls make little girls. Once you get pregnant, have a little girl. It looked like a fire. It come from the whole shit. Hello. Teach me some. Teach me some. What's happened? What happened? If she got stretch marks and it's like right here and then on the side too. That's a little girl. Right. But if it's just like in the middle part. That's a little boy. Hey man, that nigga right there. It's an OBGYN right there. Hey. No, no, no. Let me see his thumb up. If she got the stretch marks right here. That's darker than her real skin. Uh huh. Her key is at least 10. Damn. Yeah. So what about- You know what made them turn dark? What? Because that mean the ass was little. Then he got real fat. Then he got sl- she lost a little bit. Then he got fat again. That's what made them turn a different way. So what about the scratch marks when you go across and they feel like the emergency line? Oh, that just means she was skinny and got fat. No, that mean that she was in her pregnancy. Her baby daddy stretched her out. She was real stressed out. Oh, so when they stretch it. Yeah. Look at this. I didn't know. If I don't know nothing else. It makes sense. I'm gonna lift your stomach up. Let me see. Ask me something. Lift your stomach up. Ask you something. I can tell you anything. Okay. Okay. I got a question. Okay. How do you know that pussy is good before getting it? Oh. It's- She got a little mustache right here. It's like- That's the fact. It right there. It right there. You be like, oh, I don't know how to make sure. Uh huh. I tell you. I don't know if we got the mustache. No. It's just a simple- It's a little- It's a little fuzzy, right? Okay. Don't require you to do shit at all. Look at her ears, bro. If the bitch ears clean, that pussy is magnificent. But if you look at the bitch's ear and you see wax, don't fucking do it. Don't touch that bitch. You can back in the shower. Look at all the ladies in here. Like, motherfucker. Yup. Your finger stiked right now, bitch. Stop it. No. The inside of the ear, but don't nothing that back there. Ooh. I don't know what be going on. There's like a dirty back there. Like, mm-hmm. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I smell like you got the username behind your ear when you do business. You see how quiet it get? It got real still. Yeah, because it is there. The building got real still. The way it start moving. This nigga know what he's talking about. Look, then the ladies in there. I don't like to use Q-tips, first of all, because they fucked up my ear drum when I was in there. I don't even feel like you better use them. Better get in there. What's another way? Okay, I'll ask you another question about pussy. How do you know as a man that the pussy is for you? Look, I would only recommend a service to my listeners. That's been good to me. That's why my book is the right place. 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Okay. I got another question for you there. All right. What type of pussy is worth the most effort to achieve getting? How about it? I respect that. Now this bullshit, bro, if you got a woman that makes sure you ate every day. Okay. She can't even drink water. Okay. She trying to get you out the street. Okay. She makes sure you got to do that. There you go. Nah, this is, that's the pussy that's worth getting. A bitch will give a fuck about your well being. Not just today. Like this bitch want to see you have a future. Okay. Yeah. Like, I can't do it. Yeah, I can't do it. Yeah, I can't do it. Yeah, I can't do it. That's the man that you're liking the best. That guy that's clapping ain't being none of that shit ever. Right. All you ever did was cuss the niggas to fuck out. Right. Elbow. Sometimes that's the problem. You got a piece of it in the microwave right now, bitch. I don't know that. Look, and she said that's me after I cussed out. Sometimes getting cussed out. Who's that? How it's getting cussed out. Because sometimes the niggas get caught in the cycle doing the same shit over and over again. Like, what? Talk to him. Like if you're a street nigga, you can only play the streets so long. Right, right, right. And it'll always be there one time, where she begging you, baby, please just don't go. Jesus, it's just don't feel right. I'll be right back. She telling you, because your license is spinning. But it'll always be there one time, you should've stayed and you went. But then what happened? You got jumped? Stupid ass, boy. Just take your bitch and let her get jumped with you. It's my brother too. That's the thing. It's my brother too. When y'all turn crazy, y'all turn crazy. That's the thing. They don't turn crazy. They be crazy the whole fucking time. No, that's what I mean. They turn. They turn just like when the moon come out a certain night. The trick is mine now. It belongs to me. 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I'm like, damn, you don't put a goddamn... A bag? Well, a cork bag. Nah, I wish there was a boot on my dick. That's what she did. And I know some girl that'll take it. Look at all the names. They'll take it. They'll take it, ain't you? The dick don't have a bottom. They're like, I didn't know that was possible. She's got all the dick. And she's like some more. I'm like, bitch, I don't know. I ain't got no more. Yeah, I tell you something. They greeted. I'm like, bitch, you want the balls, too? God, damn. This is fucking dick, man. I'm like, look, uh-uh. I ain't come over here for this. Uh-uh. You balls, dick. I'm like, bitch, I'm starting to hurt myself trying to fuck the shit out of you, bitch. I'm finna go. They don't have a hernia, nigga. I gotta go. She's like, harder. I'm like, bitch. I ain't fucking too hard. It's gonna look like somebody stepped on them nuts. Ha. I'm gonna beat you in it. Hey, man. I just came and said, fuck it. I stood right in the middle to record. You make your baby daddy mad. What do you record? I don't know your girl phone, nigga. She just standing there with the Android. She love me. Yeah, this ain't even me. This ain't gonna look like our kid. She said, it's an iPhone. It's an iPhone. Who you recording for? You? You gonna go home and play with yourself with this video? This ain't even record. She just stupid. I don't want to be in it. See, these minority women set your hands up. I don't want no cars anymore. Why you say that? I don't know. They don't know what consent me. I don't consent me. I just called you 30 years from now. You know, I don't remember saying yes. Dang, the first time. What the fuck? The first time. I don't like it. My whole goal tonight, fellas, is to make sure that this white woman don't write a yelp review on us. Because I can just see that she is just sitting there getting her thoughts together to go blog tonight. So today I tried to do something a little different. If you're reading this shit wrong, Chico, she wants to fuck one of us. Look at how she got her legs crossed under the old lady. And Pussy, land it, yeah. Nah, she gonna be at the house bugging with a glass of wine. Legs crossed. So today, I went to a show in the National Tucket with my boyfriend. And we set up front. And for some reason, these guys were very, very sexually driven. I mean, a lot of them, a lot of talk about Pussy and titties vagina and all types of stuff. And they were talking about minorities, Asian people. I don't know how I feel about it. But I mean, it's worth checking out if you're into, you know, crazy black people stuff, you know. It's pretty cool. Wish you a name, ma'am. Wish you a name. Maggie. Maya. Your name is Maya. Like Maya Angela. Welcome to the black community. Wow. Your name is Maya. Her name is Maya. Your name is Maya. She's Hispanic. No, she's not. Your name is really Maya. Your name is Maya. Wow. Where you from, Maya? Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. That's right. That was saying no shit like this. Maya. White Maya. Look, even the white girl can't believe it. That bitch is lying. I've never met a white Maya. Really? What's up, baby? I see you here with that land green. What's going on? Look, it's so juicy. City girl with the green. I just came from Hawaii too. You made me look like a sexist tennis ball. I ain't lying. I'll take you back. Sexist tennis ball. This is classic. Salute to that afro right there. Look at you with the beautiful natural. She ain't playing. She can't see though her fro. He loves me. He likes me. He feels me. He wills me. Like I love you. That's all she fucks. The black man is king. The black man is righteous. Stand alone, black man. Be yourself. You need your image. Upstanding, uplifted black king. The afro. Black woman. The afro. Like the bottom of the pig. The afro is a factor. You said fuck perm and relaxer. That's the black woman is the queen. She's got back to her roots. Speaking of the roots. Look at her roots. She does what she does. Oh wow. We are so beautiful. So beautiful and so sick. When you take that afro pig. I can't explain what it does to my stick of love. Talk to him, my brother. My stick of love is driven by your afro. Because we know that you achieve higher. Even in the same room as a white woman named Maya. That breaks. That breaks. Get that shit one more time, bro. By the power, by the power, by the power. I think they ain't saying shit, but it's over. By the power, by the power, by the power. What's that? What are people in the back? By the power, by the power, by the power. And she goes, it's really weird. It feels like her. My sister said it's not a weed. It's not a weed. Don't try to leave my hair. It's growing out of my hair. Light properly. You see it? Very fluffy. But she is not a liar. Hair is fluffy like lead out of the dryer. You see it? Let me tell you how I know this shit was powerful. Crazy. Because the white lady stuck her fist up and said, Black lives matter. Mama said yes, she can. Which made it possible for the lady to come here dressed like a Pepsi can. Come on. It's going down. It's your lady right here. It's your lady. She be braiding your hair and shit. She be making those little things there. You'll see the way he do his hair. You already know. Their love has been free. She has her titties never ready. They look like two, three, five bags of weed. You know it's going down. Didn't they get drunk in the mud? Yeah, you already know that is a killer without the hat. You look like a 10-year-old. That's Carlos Miller. What's up, brother? Carlos Miller. You got your hands up before I send security over there to tickle you. You know that a tickle you look like. You want this, son? You enjoying this? They're having a good time. And I say please don't mind me. The young lady has all the sandals at the hauntie they got on drugs in the 90s. You know it's going down. Another fuck she don't got in some 10s. They think I was just checking on dude. I was checking on dude. He got that look on his face. Like he want to move out. He just want to leave his whole family and do something else. The old gentleman ain't going nowhere as he mentioned. He ain't going nowhere, she said. You don't speak English. What the fuck? He's just sitting here, man. He made the song green. Absolute to the old gentleman on the second row that's falling asleep. I see you, sir. Wake yourself up. Look at him. He's so tired he can't even see. He's sitting there like, is he talking to me? We see you. He's sitting up there very heavy. He has the same hairstyle as the actor Joe Pesci. What you doing right there? With the little cul-de-sac. He's got the little cul-de-sac. Thank you. Hey DC, as a black man in America we all fight to be free. The black man's sitting across from us like, you're a cop from lean on me. What's up with you? They used to call you slave. Would you be hot? Very hot. They jumped… I said what jumped? They jumped… What you doing right there? They jumped off the planet. That is my bad, don't you? They used to call you slave. They used to say bad, don't you? They jumped off the planet. They jumped off the planet. Hey jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump Mr. T. Get that shit again, bruh. But the seal put the chains on the door Maya has never seen lean on me But the seal put the chains on the door Yeah, Maya's seduced You don't know what, you don't know what we talking about? No, it's me, no, no Yeah, what is a white movie? Fuck, uh, Bandcamp! Your tits look like mosquito bites What's your favorite movie, Maya? Your tits look like mosquito bites What's your favorite movie? What's your favorite movie? Anything! What's your favorite movie? She's like, I don't fucking know I don't know what my favorite movie is Leave these people to fuck alone No? Nah You gotta watch it, when he told that bitch that she doesn't like mosquito bites, right? You don't want to shit your pants Ain't that how y'all talk about people? You're gonna shit your pants Look at the dude with the boy He's like, I'm definitely not gonna get a fucking pussy tonight Don't worry about shit He's like, no I'm not, bruh No, I'm fucking not You good? Sure I'm about to bite them That type of thing I like you, boy, look at you Big finance That's right Hey, Chico Don't you look like when you're watching the news and the weather come up and be by them like a thunderstorm coming Choco What is your name? What's up Randy? How you doing? Yo titties are made of my hopes and dreams I have everything I have wanted in a tittie You gotta do two times Bitch every不好 look just like this That's the auntie that's married in the family. She got titties that nice. You know she ain't got no ass. She is. Watch me. Yes, she do. Yes, she do. That's what she's sitting on right now. So get up and find you something else. You guys having a good time? He looks like the dude that wrote in the Milwald of Lettuce. It's staying. Who? New Hampshire. Where the fuck is New Hampshire. Where the fuck is that? I forgot that was the space. It's three hours away. New Hampshire's three hours away. This is what he named Hampshire known for. Hampshire White People. Black people. Black people. Black people. Black people. You know it's for the security guard. His head has not moved the entire show. This is where you come see a show like that too. When you come to the casino that's how the white men be singing. I didn't hit it with it. This is the five south show. My name is Chico. These are my bros. Oh. So wait for the order. Ladies and gentlemen, we want to thank Hero Escher and each and every one of you for coming out tonight. Out here at the Foxwood. This show is brought to you in part by Afro Sheet. Use Afro Sheet. This show has also been brought to you in part by the Rugrats. That's right. The Rugrats are here. Tommy Pickles and the crew. We also brought to you by The Game of Twister. If you have on the right, it's not the game that you want to play. Also brought to you by Lacefoot Braids. You have to have the brakes right before you get your lace tight. Sponsored in part by And our biggest sponsor of the night is This has been a wild ass show. It's about the time. These say you want to say bye to them. Anything you want to say in closer. Hold on. Let's break this shit down. Y'all start packing this shit up. Yeah. Mash and tuck it. No matter if you're not from Mash and tuck it, fuck it. You're still in the bucket with the 85 South Shore. So whether or not you're on top in the middle or down the bottom we want to thank each and every last one of you. Before we do that, we're Craig. Craig, you're the general. Craig, come out. Since nobody live here, there ain't nobody really from here. We got to make sure that the shit lying. We got to get one live ass shot. Nobody who has never been in this bitch. They would leave them there, bitch. Count them off, chicken. All right, on the count of three everybody Mash and tuck it is going to turn up like you just hit on the roulette table in this bitch. I'll tell you, y'all know how that should be. Yeah, bitch ass, nigga. Yeah, we beat all of that. So on three, I need everybody on their feet even if your feet hurt, ladies. Don't think we forgot about you with them titties. They're titties right there. So we had to identify South Shore in National Tucket, Connecticut, but we got people in here from all over, white people, Mexican people, Asian people. So I need y'all to make a scene tonight. The next kid. I don't see a cop. You feel me? It was just like, listen to that struggle music. It's real out there, real in shit. You feel me? And then we got some office stuff. You feel me? K-shit. You feel what I'm saying? So think about it. I didn't make a problem. I don't call them up, bro. I don't know if the social media wasn't just telling us. That shit went hand in hand. You feel me? Like, we had, like, Polly butchivity. But you know, niggas get beat up by the Polly shit. You feel me? You feel me? But they weren't knocking on the door. I know that. You see what I'm saying? I mean, white folk weren't trying to, they were really most scared of us. Still, but it's the thing. They most scared that they know they got the people on each side. You go all the way out to the hall. That's a lot of cheese. Hey, we need to fix it. Thank you. Thank you, Queen. That lady is related to everybody in America. Kill her! You know, in the bottom half of the jersey, you fall. So the phone number is Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. Queen. You're okay. That's what I got to tell you. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you. What are you going with, crazy? I'm gonna tell you. You're crazy? I gave it to you. You're crazy. You're sexy. You're sexy. What's your dog? Snap, snap, snap. You're sexy. She's a little nasty. I'm so mad. Stop! Thank you. This won't be a practice. Bye, guys. I like she. She's a good girl. I love you. I love you. How are you doing? I'm good. They got the whole game. How are you doing? What's happening? I chose to try to group. Nope, sorry. I'm taking a group. I'm taking a group. Come on here. Who girlfriend with who? Round some pit bulls. Oh! Oh! Nick told me that. He said you round the pit bulls. I said I. You round the bulls. I hate you. Both of them appreciate you. Both of them. Hi. Hi. What's up? What's up, bro? Look at Sabir with. What's up, baby? What's up, baby? I don't know what to say. Go ahead and grab the phone and just hand it to me. Whoever. Thank you. Hold on. I mean, cameras always can pull up. You don't really... Thank you. I'll take a couple. Thank you, guys. Next one. Thank you, brother. Sabir with. Ladies and gentlemen, if you get one photo, you can do a group or single. Please do not come up and try to argue with my staff. I'm here. Come on, Sabir. I want to stand next to you because you look like my nephew. That's all. I already said it. No, you can stand by the phone. You don't get your clouds looking at right here. Damn, clouds and Sabir weather. See what y'all together. Y'all are a troublemaker. Y'all are going to have a troublemaker, baby. I'm taking a couple. Oh, Moana, baby. Moana, make way. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, he is the eight ball master. Six and a half. They call him Baby Gucci. Mr. Eight Ball. He can be in the club like, okay, Baby Gucci, it's just enter the club. If you ready to get geeked up, that's the guy. Mr. Eight Ball. Thank you, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you for coming out. What's up? How you doing? What's up, bro? How you doing? I can tell you. Dang! Ah, stop it, bitch. You look like Cuba Goodman, bro. Negative played in my fucking baby boy. Wesley Goodman. Ah! That nigga was like, man, you ain't no motherfucker, man. Thank y'all, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much. You want something to drink, Jody Joe? Omar. Every time I come here, you'll always give me props. Come on, tell a kid. I love your mother. This your little cousin that just played a game all the time. Never come out of that room. Well, wait, be here. I'll let you know. It's all here. Come on. Fuck! Fuck! How you know? I'm tired. I'm tired of playing that Fortnite. You said you're tired of playing that Fortnite. All right. Thank you. Those are some tiny little treats. They'll be the real ones. Tell them. The tiny ones will be the real ones. You can hear the wrist cracking when they do it. It looks like CMOS. Thanks for coming out. Mama, have a good evening. Mama, have a good evening. You want the ninja turtles? Ooh! Motherfucker! Yo, kill Bunga! There you go. Thank you. Where we going? What? We're heading to the side. We're heading to school. Ah, Frank! What? Frank. They think we're going to put a turtle shell on him. That's all I'm telling you, bro. What's up, man? That was Frank. That was Frank, bro. Everything I looked. Jamaica. That was Franklin, bro. That was Franklin, bro. Thank you for coming out. I think I turned to the side and he was like, Oh, that nigga! Hey, it's Franklin! What's up, G? How you doing, man? What's up, guy? For real? He's not bad. He's not bad. Wow, buddy. Big eyes. Thank you, man. What's up, guys? What's up, G? Oh, G. Everybody's on up hills tonight. Yes, they are. Thank you for coming out. What's up, man? What's up, man? Don't you look like a little boy? Oh, shit. Where are your parents, man? Over there, man. You look like you're supposed to be on the Walmart. Yeah, you see how pitch up in Walmart. Casey, please come on! Casey, if you're out, come on, where it's warm and it's safe! Bro, she look like a runaway, bro. How you doing? She look like a runaway, bro. She look like she don't run right now, bro. This the auntie that look like she said, I snatched a knot in your ass. Look, don't you jump. Wait, all her kids gonna see black. I snatched a knot in your ass. I'm talking about your grandma pillow in a minute. You better stop playing. You better stop playing, you man. You a delt. I can't. What'd you say? She beat me and look at the camera. Thank you. Fuck me. I don't do. Ain't you jealous? I don't. She sick of my shit. I don't know what I'm talking about. Thank you for coming out, bro. Be careful in them wedges. You fuck around and miss a step and hit that ankle. You fuck around and miss a step and hit that ankle. What's up? They're like the girl that tried to fight your little sister. 10 of these to come outside. Oh, 21. Man. Smile. Thank you for coming out. I already got it. It's like a driver's license picture. Right, so quick. He can't take it. He can't take it. What's up? You a state champion in some way. You can't take it. What's so beautiful? Take it before I quit. Fill in. One, two, three. Sideway. Sideway. Thank you. Come on, man. She's trying to get her dude. Get your shit. I don't really want it. I don't really want it. Nigga got his purse with him. Got his purse with him. My nigga got his purse with him. Got some insulin in that nigga. You're dressing me like y'all. Whoa. Thank you. Nigga, back flip. Every time you're going to have a pot, the nigga in the middle like this. Damn. The dance looks nigga. It's all about alcohol. My bad. God, that's what you do. Who did this to you? He did. Put it in. Put them tips, hold on. Wow. They gotta use the elevator now? How do they have it? I don't know. They probably blocked it off. No, no, no, no. He said he has a medical condition, he gotta get on an elevator. Oh, what the nigga, open that up! I don't know. He can't walk up. His knees, his knees is under warranty. His knees is under warranty because he dances a lot. Somebody scoot that little nigga up a caramel step before you take that little nigga's step. I'm here. What's up, big dog? I don't have enough strength to move this little kid up there. What the hell, what the hell? What's up, big dog? I fucked it up by work. But I'm saying if you go up on the elevator. I don't have enough strength to move this little kid up there. Oh, that's right. Take him upstairs. You good, bro? Please take him upstairs. So what if you stand and knock the whole show, nigga? I don't know. I'm comfortable with all this shit. Please take him upstairs, man. That's why he got that prerise. He got some pain pills in there. I'd be broke for 800, ain't no hope. Ain't gonna be sleeping by the time he gets to the car. All right, yeah. What's up, girl? What's up, you color coordinated? What's up, yo? I don't like animals. Oh, man. You made me grab my nigga. They said I wasn't gonna be shit. No. How you doing? Hold on. This is a real legend. We know she's deep in the streets. You know she been getting niggas? I'm one of her niggas. I don't see her back there. I know you can't be her. That that one, they be like, uh-uh, John-John, you ain't gotta take that for that bitch. You be like, uh-uh, time to do this. This ain't even your five times. She been beating your ass. She crazy. That's her little sister. Oh. Go ask her. I got the biggest pussy in this house. So I'm running shit. Shit. Anyway, you gotta just stick the Valentine post in here. Oh, man. Tell my son I got the biggest pussy in the house. How you doing? I got the biggest pussy in the house. Man, you hugged everybody. Tell me that's racist. That is racist. One. One. Two. He said it's okay. Actually, you still got the 8-0. You're gonna ask the Instagram, no pictures of her, just a dog in a fairway. No, no, no. It's a my dog in a fairway. Hi. It's that white lady that you drive your car, that is. Are you gonna be back? I have to go. She's like, I am not that white lady. She's driving a trip. We talk shit about everybody who come up here. Don't give a fuck if you're good or I'm not. You did it. It's Twitter for me. It's this green. But it's why I want you to find this one. There's three of us. You only brought two. It's not my fault. It's for me. A large. Let's get a large. I'm just gonna be gay. Man, it's yellow. Sorry. Alright, let's go. Put this in there for me. I got the fucking thing. Put it in there. For our core. OG. Crazy. We definitely did some shit there. They got a good ass hangover. What the fuck are you talking about? Why are you saying what the fuck?