 Item number SCP-TTKU-J Object Class Keter, because it can and will kill you. Special Containment Procedures SCP-TTKU-J is contained in a reinforced standard containment cell at Area-000, far away from you, whom it wants to kill. Due to the fact that SCP-TTKU-J is a very dangerous thing it desires to and has the means to kill you, SCP-TTKU-J is not to be handled by you specifically. This containment method would render you effectively immortal as far as SCP-TTKU-J is killing you objective is concerned. Description SCP-TTKU-J is a thing that kills you. Though murder is an illegal action in every national jurisdiction on Earth, condemned in most religious scriptures and generally looked down upon, SCP-TTKU-J as an entity has no regard for any rule against killing you and has the means to do so in multiple ways, including but not limited to Use of a weapon to kill you Use of a torture device to torture you, then kill you Use of its own bare redacted to kill you Enlist in the aid of different things that kills you as a means to kill you Killing you until your life functions cease, then continuing to kill you Giving you a hug, I mean Use of anomalous means to kill you and Data expunge blank blank you In the event of a total containment breach of SCP-TTKU-J, the inevitable result would be a URK class you are about to be killed event, followed by a UH class you have been killed scenario. As you are presumably a thing that should not be killed, the latter scenario is to be avoided at all costs. Sub 1 Interview with SCP-TTKU-J February 23, 2015 Dr. Henderson Good morning SCP-TTKU-J, I hope you're doing well. SCP-TTKU-J Yeah, could be better. Right now all I can think about is how much I want to kill you in so many different ways. You know we can't allow you to do that, and I figured as much, still. It'd be very nice if you let me stick a shib into your rib cage right this very minute, until your heart stops. But believe me, I've felt the same way many times. About yourself? Not quite. Man, I could go for some good ol' fashion you murdered right about now. Isn't there anything else you think about? I want to take up knitting. That's harmless enough, because I could lure you into a false sense of security, then when you least expect it, BAM! One knitting needle in each eye as I tear your heart out with my teeth. There's conversations going nowhere. Obviously not, we haven't murdered you yet. If you hypothetically could kill me, what do you intend to do afterwards? Hmm, I kinda want to start a grindcore outfit. What would it be called? Pile of dead you. We're done here.