 So Finn and Jake set up to find a new home. It's gonna be tough Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of the procrastiners podcast Yeah, you said it buddy. Hey, what's up to Voo? You're here Shippadoop boop boop Allegedly a munchie is here. Hey, yo my fucking shitty xy reposed my entire house besides this Oh my god 1999 so now I'm recording this entire episode from my fucking tongue cuz my shitty ass bitch ass Ex-wife took out all my fucking eyeballs It's the it's the challenge of our generation Ben sainte is here. That's my name No, I'm good Good and I did you bros here hell yeah nigger reppin that well laid and well paid Maslow get blown the fuck out Before we get into the episode itself so at the end of the last episode as you probably heard It's been a week since then as as it happens and so at the very end of last episode We talked about are the new PCP merch that is available right now on two locations I we didn't give any URLs We didn't say what websites the one because that was still up for debate at the time sort of but it's all Settled now people so I'm gonna give you two links you can go to to buy Official PCP merchandise, okay? 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It's gonna level with you right now red bubbles are pretty It's a good way so the shirts are actually pretty good that you but there you go Okay, folks when we open the store you can stop asking you now have PCP merch. It's real. It's official go buy it all Now let's get into the actual episode Homes and homelessness homes and home stuck What do you mean, this isn't the home stuck pockets fucking I'm out of here I didn't even think of that connection. It's just gonna be So here's the Urban Dictionary definition of homes plural Oh wait, no, this is terrible. Let's go. Okay. Home. Here we go home Oh a place where I can poop for however long I desire Description I had dinner at Taco Bell and then I went home and spent the rest of the night on the crapper. Well, all right That's fine. Let's let's see what we've got for homeless Okay, homeless when one has exhausted all resources and reduced to the insane condition of toting a small travel bag aimlessly riding buses selling plasma Notting out in public libraries standing in welfare lines eating in soup kitchens walking in a dream Whoa sleeping in shelters and parks worrying about the next fix and knowing that going to jail is a step up in the social ladder And accurate it was pretty accurate, I appreciate the thoroughness All right, let's get into it. So who's got a home? Ben's it's been here. It's me. No, I live in a house now I live in a house. It's amazing He's moving up and I've lived in I've lived in I live in a house And it's really nice and you should all you should all move to my city and be my real-life buddy friends Before we go into this first, we should have a show of hands or say I who all has lived in a house. I Yeah, okay, so that's not Only ever lived in an apartment who has been homeless before What I guess not us wait wait who's been what homeless? Yeah. Yes. No homeless Ben. No, no, there's a vagabond I wasn't like I was a vagabond surfer or something. No, I did I did like I Did like travel across Europe for a couple months But I did technically have a home in Poland like the room the room that I was staying at in Poland I like I kept renting it for that time But it was like such a shit pile that it cost me like five bucks a day to like keep to like keep it Technically owning it or so so I did technically have a home to go back to I just uh was like staying in hostels for several months there Well, you know a home is where the heart is so I would say that Ben is sort of an internal homeless man Just for the lack of substance within him. Yeah, this is a lack of soul and in general Because I have no heart to put anywhere Therefore I cannot have a home by definition We don't have a topic but similar to that my mother called me brutal the other day, and I just That's it is important though. Yeah, Jesse is the one who has been homeless for some period of time living in his car I think so it would have been nice to hear from him, but he's dead. So yeah He's off celebrating his birthday everybody wish Jesse a happy birthday Okay fucking homes I hate Not being alive. I think you can all agree I want to continue being alive and homes are a great way to do your you do still have a unique perspective here So you grew up in like an apartment or something. Yeah. Yeah, I've never been in a house ever Well, I mean what about right inside of one. Yeah, but I've never lived inside of one ever Okay, are we making a distinction between home and house here because like no we all have homes Well, yeah, but what I'm saying is how it's different than the apartment and that is those are both homes It's like an umbrella term. It's not like sandwich in that in that way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's vague It's like you don't know it like you can't define it, but you know it when you see it Exactly, but it is like different because I'm gonna have I'm not a house boy So I don't know the luxuries that come with owning a house How have you gotten away with being as loud as you are in an apartment? I I moved into an apartment, you know like two years ago or whatever when I moved out to Cincinnati and Yeah, like it's always been an issue having to be quiet When I'm recording shit now granted it's not just that you live in an apartment But you also live in a shitty run-down shack of an apartment. So that mine. Oh, yeah That's true for mine. In this case. It's me I would I would get bet money that mine is significantly worse than wherever you currently reside I make it nice. Do you get noise complaints monchi at all? well No, what there's one time where someone threatened to call the cops just because they thought that I was literally dying Okay Stop dying or I'm gonna call the cops. How is that a threat? Well, you know, you know how it is Oh, you never want the cops involved because they've got guns. They will kill you with the slays to stop all your health problems Monchi is not quite white enough to be safe from that shit. The thing about my Neighbors is that I'm fairly certain that literally every single one is a drug dealer. I'm fairly certain about this Well, they're all they're all of it weird hours of the night and Like the way in my apartment setup There's like a window to my left here and I can see into like a house It's next to the apartment complex and that person always mows their lawn at exactly well around 3 a.m And also they look like they're kind of get away with that. Yeah, that's literally dark out You cannot see what you're doing. Yeah. Yes, I know not to mention literally waking up everyone. Yeah, yeah I guess that's why he doesn't get complaints cuz he does. He's planes right in yeah, it's very true It would literally have to be entirely full of psychopaths for this to be able to happen Well, I live yeah, but not one person in the apartment to put a stop to it That would be I live an apartment where like like the it's it's like this like if I pay my rent on time I'm like an exemplary Tenant I'm like I'm like way ahead of the curve here. So like when I get noise complaints what they usually amount to it's not like They talk to the manager anything I just get an intense pounding on one of my walls and then I know it's time to be quiet There are shitloads of studies that show that like living in an apartment basically like deprives you of like humanity and dignity Like studies show that like people live in apartments are 72% more gullible Goalable what do you what are you trying to say about me, dude? Well, I grew up in a house So I'm bringing class to this joint. That's what I'm doing. Yeah We're you trying to like hit us with a fake stat and that was the joke is that it's yeah How she baby only munchy fell for it. Yeah. Yeah, I looked up on the ceiling and said you're a Okay, let's talk about this who aspires to be a homeless vagabond Personally was always See see having grown up in a house and having only known people that lived in houses, you know, like a bunch of cucks I always I always just assumed it was the thing that you do, you know, like going to college Of course, it's just the thing that you do but like going to college later on in life I like I came I I saw what it's like I saw what apartments are like and I think I always was like wow Why does anyone fucking bother with a house? Like it seems like such a hassle when you can just pay some money and live in a place and not have to buy it You know what I'm saying. I don't know When I when I understood when I understood that I could just go out and just like get an apartment I just I thought it was nice and I was like I'd be fine with this I'd be I would be okay with this. Well, the funny thing about it is I think that the the Attachment to houses and everything is very much a good old American dream thing like it's very much our Yeah, our our fathers and their father's generations desire to like own their own land and be like Oh, I am my own man with my own land and I could do whatever I want and I build this super beautiful house But then the funny thing is they all follow like the same blueprint of what they want it to be like the idea is Oh, I get my own place I do whatever I want with and then you just make it look exactly like any other house that you saw in a fucking catalog The thing is I mean I mean ultimately ultimately like home ownership like it is like a better deal in the long run So like I guess ideally no you don't want to live in an apartment forever You like like if you buy a house like you save more money in the long run But like if if it would be like if all else being equal like I don't mind the idea of living in an apartment I think it's I think it's fine Let me let me sell you on this right now because my the I don't really care about living in an apartment right now economically it is fine with me to live in an apartment um, but like The recording thing is an issue and I need a place to build a studio where I can record at any time I want to and I know exactly what I'm gonna get there will be no disturbances I need that so like you if you could like live an apartment and like rent a studio That's fine, but then you're just renting two things So like like Ben was saying if you can get yourself a house and get yourself the exact kind of setup you want With with just what you need there and nothing extra you're not wasting your money on a billion dollar mansion or something Just something with the essentials that to me seems like really good Plus the fact that you have your own space if you can get a little distance away from other people That seems nice, but I just want the ability to do shit in my own place and not have to be concerned that I'm bothering other people Like throw a party with a lawn or something. You know just that seems like a nice thing to do sometimes I want to talk about that all American in parentheses dad dream of having a house having your own land and stuff Is that statistically speaking? There's gonna be a conflict of interest Within yourself regarding time management because if you're that kind of guy You're probably also a guy who works a lot a guy who wants to make lots of money, right? And in the case of my dad, right? He's really proud of this house that he's gotten for his family He put a lot of work into obtaining the house But he scarcely puts the amount of time that he knows he needs to put in to Maintain the house to keep it even slightly livable because he's always working all the time My mom is always busy doing things barely has time for anything and I'm the same way Like I don't really like doing anything other than just focus on one single very specific goal That of what is my job that makes me money and I wish just everything else in my life just cleaned and fixed itself What did you just like put a fan next to your microphone or something like well, there's been a fan on It just suddenly got really loud How come Ben's gets out a fan on I fucking don't even though I need it more than he does because I live in California It's pretty it's it's real hot here. I'm gonna I mean I'm gonna noise filter all of it out in the final recording Okay, Ben. What were you recording something? What was the saying? Oh, I was just gonna say it's like well now It's not funny. I was gonna I was gonna humorously subvert a common a common cliche and say, you know what they say get busy working or get busy dying But now the the timing is off and I would have been Would have been would have been legendary would have been legend. Yeah, it would have been anyways Yeah, what with what DeVu was saying my dad is a big-time house guy. He's you know We've owned several houses never like paid one off all the way or anything But the house aim the house I'd been living in up until just recently was a fucking gigantic house We had rad con we'd have been in there for nine years The parents have done countless fucking things to it and they'd never stop tinkering with it And like my dad his basically the way he lives is like he he works on weekdays and then comes home And he doesn't do anything to the house, but on all of his weekends. It's just like obsessive house maintenance Okay, let me do everything I can to this house, but it's never like He doesn't necessarily have the best priorities when it comes to fixing the house because sometimes you got to fix something That's broken sometimes you're trying to add something new on and it's like this constant battle of like you want the new thing But then the old things breaking down and you just got a like the house is never perfect It's been nine years and the house is still never fucking finished like like like when I moved in to this house For the first time a couple years ago It was like that was when I was full force making videos and stuff So like I was just spending all my time getting home from window cleaning and then working on editing And it was literally almost a year before I started like seriously unpacking 80% of my fucking boxes Because it's just like whenever do I want to do these mamby-pamby house maintenance things? I never get around to it I just want to like find a maid who I can really trust, you know, that's just all I really want to do in life That is exactly the right attitude. Okay. Let me let me drop a red pill bomb on this It's gonna offend lots of people give a shit about their houses despite the fact that I like the idea of Having a house is just like a place you live in all these people I spent I see unlike every day as I'm driving out Summertime everyone's out working on their lawn. They're not doing things. They're out there out fixing up shit All these people spending on their time doing that shit. I see as people who have given up on their real dreams Yeah, yeah, they're now filling the hole in their life with maintaining their fucking lawn and designing their house Why don't you like okay like I spend my time pursuing like a second career full time That's how I spend all of my life. Yeah, and when I just think about like how much time guys like this is my dad I love my dad. He's the best man in the world But when I think about all the fucking time he's devoted to caring for his goddamn lawn I'm sure he really cares about it But for fuck's sake you could have literally built like he wants to do be a like a car sale or not a car salesman He was thinking about during his life starting a car dealership I'm like think about all the time you could have devoted into like the side dream you have had you could have done that if you Hadn't just worked on your fucking lawn so much. We need to consolidate work We need to have specialists who go around entire towns. They're the ones in charge of maintaining the lawn They're most efficient at it. They're the best at it You tell them what you want and we stop this shit about people maintain their own lunch It's a waste. Yeah The whole the whole the whole time sink aspect of it was like it's always like that's part of why I never was that was like Oh an apartment doesn't sound so bad because a house a house carries with it all this maintenance shit And especially lawn shit like if I ever did own a house I would what I would really be a big deal to me that there would be no lawn Like Book for success tip of a you are a bucket full of rocks and you could fill yourself up with big rocks and small rocks Yeah, I don't know Basically the idea is your bucket, right? Everyone's a bucket. You say it right now. I am a bucket I am a bucket. Yeah, and you could fill yourself up with fucking rocks right and big rocks are your dream You know wanting to start a family wanting to become a businessman wanting to become a billionaire trillionaire Whatever then small rocks are things like Maintaining your lawn or things like making sure like you're perfectly fucking shaved every day or things like talking to each of your friends every day Right. Yeah, and the thing about rocks thing about like fucking physics and shit Is that if you put all the small rocks in first there is barely enough room for big rocks But if you pulled all the big rocks in first the little tiny ass pebbles just find their way around The little pebbles bounce in and out of the big rocks and there's ends up being enough room for everything if you put The big rocks in first yeah, and I remember my dad giving me this lecture and he very much prioritizes his time like this Like he this is a man who was never able to get into video games No matter how much they visualize themselves the whole Facebook we generations came and went and he was like I can't justify I can't find a video game. I can enjoy spending time with my family whilst playing so I'm not playing video games Right. That's the only thing my dad will do anything that either promotes his business or helps his family or the only two things He can justify doing with his life and I feel similarly and you know that that makes a lot of sense And and I think that what I was going to say, you know after that point is that I do understand that guys like my dad as well Like he clearly has his priorities straight and for him like doing the lawn stuff is I think a form of like relaxation It's what he does when he's not you know worried about his business Yeah paying the bills and stuff so like I get it, but I still see that as wasted time And I don't care for me as washing dishes working in the kitchen. That's my relaxation time This is a this is this is a coming at a good time. I just got my first place Right, and I've kind of found the perfect middle ground that does all Nate. This is what you need You need a townhouse because it is the perfect Interest is of everything you're talking about okay, so I was really worried okay when getting a place like I was worried that An apartment would have the problem yours has of noise complaints. I work all night into the dead of night I do podcasts. I do raps. I'm loud You know I need to have space where like people aren't going to give me noise complaints constantly a place like yours I would not be able to do it, but um Staying in some of the other apartments that I that I guessed it in We got away with a little bit more loudness because they were just a little bit more open or had thicker walls and stuff Like just better apartments, and it made me realize okay It's not like I need to be an entire yard away from you know someone else I just need one that's like as a center of the house whereas yours. It doesn't really have anywhere. That's not surrounded So a townhouse you have nobody above and below you so that's taken care of you've only got people on your sides The way that mine is organized. They're not quite exactly directly next to each other on one side so like I've got my office set up and it's a split so there's an upstairs and a downstairs and like the just The way it's organized is perfect like it's just big enough that I can do my recording in here There's space for multiple people, but it's small enough that you can take care of it all really easily like you know cleaning the whole house Takes less than an hour because it's so fucking tiny and and I mean like deep cleaning it would take no time at all But here's the best part I've got a lawn a front yard and a backyard and the townhouse takes care of it Like right because it's it's all one giant yard that we all share So like while there is a little chunk of it. That's like this is my yard You know it's all just one big shared yard and they just have yard maintenance people go around like every couple of days and You know they even fucking mulch the shit like they do and they completely maintain the yards like front and back It's pristine at all times and I never have to touch it And that's so fucking important to me for exactly the reason you're describing like I maximize all my time if I'm This past week has just sailed by for me because all of my time has either been spent making videos or fucking my girlfriend And those are the only two things that I want to be doing. I don't want to have to stop doing either of those to go fucking Clean the yard. I realize I realize the real difference here between these these guys like our dads and ourselves And it's that you know at least in their later part of their lives when we knew them when they're like Established and they're all that shit like they're now thinking of like they do have time in their lives when they choose to just not really do work You know like they have already put in the work. They have now made it. They've got a giant house or you know They've got a house. They've got a family. It's time to relax a little bit that the hustle has been done Yeah, and don't get it wrong. I totally want that life like I want to get to a point where I don't feel I don't Pressure I don't fucking make videos at literally all times, but all I want I don't want to I don't want to free that time up so I can mow the lawn I want to free that time up so I could play a video game Is that I can play a video game ever That is my big dream. I never I never want to get to that point because for me life is struggle And when the struggle is over you might as well die exactly exactly, okay, but there I suppose there's a degree well I feel like I want to have relaxation periods just because I see people who burn themselves out even if they have energy They eventually like become hacks because they just they became artists Every day 24 hours a day to the point that they lost their humanity and forgot Which is why my plan after I finished my freaking video game is to then move to Atlanta and then be a friend guy Who goes out with friends and then like Ben I refuse to believe that you don't spend any time just like playing a video game for no Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying there's no Renewed for leisure ever, but I but I never want to hit a point where I'm like I'm done with work I'll never I don't I don't want I won't pursue anything else. It's time to just relax It's time to just yeah, it's time to just take the rest of my life easy. Oh Well, I think a lot of it is I mean I mean this on more of a day-by-day basis like yeah I admire is the ability to like okay I worked for eight hours and now I get to play video games and not work Well, that's not how I've been living. I've been living a 24-hour work cycle for the last year, you know So people I admire most are those Digi fucking your girlfriend doesn't count as work. I'm sorry to disappoint. Yeah, well, that's my That's my first escape from work Right well because for me it's all about like if I'm not doing work Then there's the moment I walk away from the computer. There is a timer I hear in my head that goes off Yeah, maybe even with the fucking Metroid sound dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb And so like I haven't shut that thing off for five fucking years Yeah, like ever since I was like 18 and a half and I finally got a good work ethic I haven't stopped yet I know I'm gonna have to force myself to take a break at some point to renew that passion because I know it's gonna run out at some point Excuse me God damn Okay, okay, should we talk about our ideal house because I don't think are any of us in like the best yes No, definitely not. I'm pretty close. Oh, okay Yeah, my my ideal house and it is a house or you know townhouse. I guess whatever Like one room. I hate big houses. I would never ever want to be a big house ever. Well, I can hate them There were kind of big house. Why why much hang on this is munchies time. Why this is munchies time It is because because I'm a little boy and I want to be in a little house I don't need to have I don't have Six and a half feet tall. You ain't no little boy in this in this future world Munchies the munchies the littlest boy, I know you piece of shit No, monkey monkey. Yeah, munchie is the baby boy. I know but he ain't the littlest boy. I know He's a big baby. Are you alone in this place? Do you live alone in this? Well, okay, ideally I would want to I would want to be with two people But we like like each of our like odd like my section would be the small section because I want my ideal is just my room Then a bathroom and then a kitchen Maybe no, that's it. That's it. That's all I want. I don't want anything else I just want me to walk up walk me three feet and be at my refrigerator. I don't want to like do anything I want to live the fucking five three thousand pound man life have all my kids do everything for me But no, no, like these because I do you say your characters or your caretakers caretaker my characters the under Taylor 587 In this in this fantasy world I'm constructing for those. Yeah, I live in a house and my OC's just take care of me And they are my friends and you're you're in your room and you hear a knock on the door You're like who is it? Oh It's a wonderful man Okay, this this stems from me living upstairs and every single day I Stairs I get something then I walk back upstairs and I realize I forgot my fucking phone downstairs. Yeah, no No So I have to walk back downstairs. I have to walk downstairs. That's what back upstairs again And that's like that's like 30 seconds wasted where I could begin a sick fucking frag and quake live, bro Do you relate to like not even wanting to be seen at all like when you're walking through like sometimes I'll take Yeah out like yeah, I Did I did I did during the most shameful time of my life That's not even true, but during one of the most shame one of the most shameful times of my life I was doing I was doing the classic classic Hikikomori technique of pee bottles. Yeah But the reason why it was fear of being seen by the people that I lived with No, not in California it was when I was in I was in Somerville But I was it was when I was in that place that was like it had gotten Like the lease had been terminated and the landlord had been like get out And we had challenged the landlord and been like you can't just kick us out like and so we took it to court So during the six months it was in court. Nobody was paying rent and we just squatted there And it was let it was legendary, but the point is like we were ashamed of being seen by them Well, they were kind of a bunch of I didn't you know Assholes who won't pay rent. Some of them were a little terrible and I would try to avoid them So yes I was just like I'm just gonna keep my head down and pee in bottles in my room and Let God sort the rest out. I I need to make this point This is very important and it occurred to me because I just went to take a piss if you This this goes to everyone in the in this call and elsewhere I'm just letting you know if you live in a situation where you have to put on pants to go to the bathroom You're living your fucking life wrong. All right. Yeah, this is your this is everyone needs to be your life goal And I'll tell you why because for the longest time I had you know What I was living in my parents house that that whole nine years I had my own room that had its own bathroom So I never had to worry about this like it basically was like I was living in my own apartment But when I came back to my parents house for a week When they had moved back in and they'd given shade my old room And it was me and my girlfriend who were who's staying at my house for a week And we have to leave the room to go to the bathroom. So of course we're Naked constantly in my room and we have to put on clothes every single time we want to tell you right I did you this this is not going to become the Digi's girlfriend podcast I'm extremely important now to the point You weird anti-girlfriend fucking you're like an anti-girlfriend Thank you To the point about homes because the whole reason I got a place is to live with my girlfriend I'm not fucking bragging about it Nate It's just a way literally the situation is that you have to put on your clothes to go to the bathroom That is fucking bullshit if you're covered in fucking sex funk and you want to wash yourself off You got to put on all there he goes There he goes fucking bathroom because your fucking parents are right down the hall And you don't want them to see you naked or smell you or have anything to do with you when you were just fucking So you got to walk to the bathroom. It's a fucking nightmare having your own place. Nobody has to wear clothes ever It's fucking perfect. I'm telling you. This is how they should be living your life. Thank you Thank you for that Delightful story that I deeply appreciate and I'm glad you told them its entirety the problem is it's fundamentally wrong Because I literally prefer wearing clothes Okay, okay, I pointed that I would rather die than not be wearing clothes. Yeah Fucking humble bragging. Do you realize that you're basically like part of the hashtag proud and happy with my body club right here? Like maybe you should like check your fucking fucking physicality privileges. I don't understand what you're saying I don't understand actually that's opposite logic. Fuck. I got my logic back Don't get me wrong. I I like wearing clothes, too, but I I don't I like wearing underwear I'm not a fan of wearing pants, but the problem is not didgy didgy. I wear shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear The problem isn't like the wearing of the clothes It's having to put clothes on just to go to the bathroom and then take them back off when you get back to your room Like oh, man To go through an extra process to do something Oh man One time when I was like 16 my family finally moved out of a house that only had one bathroom between the five of us to Finally having like three bathrooms and like I was basically the only one that used this bathroom because I was the only one That stayed in my room right my brother had the same bathroom, but he was almost never there So basically I had a bathroom all to myself where no one would ever be able to hear me No one would see me up here because I was the only one up here and just my bladder and bowel shrink drastically over the next year because I finally wasn't holding it in like all The fucking time right like oh my god, you and Ben. I know the diaper lifestyle would do to that No, imagine he needed brother I have no idea how to Vue Ben and Victor managed to share that middle bathroom in the house very Carefully. Oh, I um, I think I may have mentioned I had to hold my poop in on multiple occasions Fucking insane I just had my toothbrush and all my toiletries in my bedroom closet because I knew that like I don't want other people's poop Particles flying all over the place, you know, I mean, I don't want that. So yeah Ever I needed something I would take it from the closet. I would take it from the closet. That makes sense That makes sense. I legit have never like I never Appreciated how much I wanted my own place until I was forced out of that room Like like yeah again the room I was in might as well have been an apartment like I only had to come downstairs to go to the kitchen or to leave the house and Everyone else was so far away. It really felt like I was on my own being put into the middle of the house for just one week was like Abject horror for me like I hated it It was so bad because you can hear people talking all over the house Like I can't record like if I hear someone talking in the distance, you know Like if I'm worried that they're gonna come in here and interrupt my recording or something like It just stuff like that drives me insane I really need like a lot of space or for the people in that space to understand what I'm doing You know like I hate the idea of I'm at home So my mom doesn't know I'm recording or she doesn't know how long the recording lasts so she comes oh Conrad What is going up? God damn it. I'm in the middle The whole like living with families all the fucking like no stress of living with family stuff I think I found a cheat for it Which is that if you move away from your family's house Easily and you could still afford to do so but of your own Felitions through financially good ideas you realize and decide to just move back in your family's house temporarily All that stress magically isn't there at least that was the case with me because I moved back in with my family I like like like the the room I'm living in now It's not the room I was living in before because I used to live up in a house It was up in another room that was basically an apartment just like Digi's room But now I'm living in a room that's just across the hallway from where my parents live And for some reason the fact that I felt like I was doing this out of my own volition with all this agency Made me not get stressed out about it You know it used to be if I'm down in the kitchen and anyone else is in the kitchen I have this fucking death glare at them of like I don't want to be in the kitchen at the same time as someone else But now it's like man You know I reach for a spoon at the same time you reach for a fork And we have to make a slight grunt at one another because we're in the same general place I don't want to kill myself now I'm just gonna say if you ever live in a situation where you're afraid of encountering the people you live with I think that you have a problem that needs to be sorted out. I don't know exactly Well, yeah, don't worry There's other there's other defense mechanisms like you know for example that the absolutely dreaded what are you looking for? You know when you're like going through the shelves for a thing and you're just like my mom's gonna say what you're looking for I don't want her to know what I'm looking for it doesn't literally matter though I just don't want her to know and so you know what I would do to deflect that I'd be like every every shelf I open I'm gonna be like oh sweet that shelf is exactly what I want Oh, this shelf has what I want to so that no one thinks I'm looking for anything I'm just like constantly happy when I'm looking around the shelves. Oh, sweet. I'm totally with you I'm totally with you on that. I hate when people get involved in my business I don't want them to be which is great because I've been living on my own for a couple years now It's great But like with the time in my life When I was I did this for a while too after you know I left college and was living at home and was just doing shitty jobs And I think it might have been even before I started doing YouTubey stuff Like I was like I was paying rent to my parents But like they would always be on me to like be working harder to like finish my degree just just you know Like go do the things that you obviously need to be doing that I would do to some small degree But not nearly enough so like all the time This is a big pattern for me throughout my life when there are people that I need to do things for and I'm not like Living up to the obligations. I've made to them I will just avoid them which is a common thing that all people do so like for me This was completely like I would avoid contact with my parents as much as physically possible to the point I've never ever seen them and never leaving my room. Yeah, just the Hickey life obviously But it was entirely because I was not doing the things that I needed to do It was entirely my yeah in this making the situation shitty And I'm just saying that like I see a lot of that on other people like if there's something you're trying to avoid by Not seeing people generally you're gonna be better off Well, I was The reason why I was being the reason why I was peeing in bottles is because the people that I live with at the time Well, there were there was a bit of a it was a bit of a rogues gallery But one of them was like super OCD and if and if he happened to catch a glimpse of you No, no OCD. It's he was Bipolar he was bipolar and if he happened to catch a glimpse of you while you were walking through the room Well, he was in a manic episode He would rope you in to some complete fucking nonsense Like there were multiple occasions where I would just be walking through and he's be like, ah, Ben Can you help me like we need to move this furniture like we need to rearrange this furniture like he can't stay like this No, no, you have not met this guy. Okay, but he was No, no, I just want to say and then he would and then and then we would move furniture for like two hours And he would yeah We need to move this couch upstairs and then and then two weeks later He would he would catch you again and he'd be like, okay We got to move furniture again, and then we would move it like back and like that's I just want to do avoid that so much I'm with you on that Ben, but really that's a surface level issue The deeper problem is you had put yourself in a situation where you were living a bunch of degenerate Nate Who were willing to do this kind of squatting weird not leaving when they're not watching Of course it had problems, but you know what it was fucking worth it to live rent-free. So yeah, all right, okay Yeah, it was worth it was it was the right thing to do And you'll never convince me other yeah I've pretty much been doing my best for many a number of years now when I moved back in with my family Really what my parents could have been doing was flying to to wherever did you wasn't be like hey when you're gonna write him a video so he could edit it You know this really is it's if you if you can look in the mirror at the end of the day And you see and you look in your own eyes and you see I am doing everything in my power To fulfill my obligations to the people in my life if you can do that without wincing without shying away Then you shouldn't be afraid of looking at anyone or facing anybody Yeah, I don't I don't fulfill the obligations to other people in my life, but I make it very clear you go Well all right then as long as people know it's like if you're high if you're like lying or hiding things from people That's that was me. That's what I have a line. I'm very pro lying. That's a good idea. Oh my fuck Yeah, I could be hey, okay Let's completely shift gears and talk about what are we gonna do to end homelessness if we're going to hold on All that is really only munchie has shared his dream home. So far. Yeah And I want to go again. This is the munchie podcast now. No, it's not Just fucking quickly Other people talking about I don't want to talk to people. Okay. I've never been like that Except for recently because my uncle I'm sure many of you have heard murmurs and rumors and stumbles and mumbles about my uncle I'm glad that's right here. Here's the red pill. Here's the quick explanation He is 55 years old and he loves pole on 4chan sick. Yeah He goes on pole every single day of his life and he's always making Threads is he is he Barack Obama's half brother by any chance probably probably he's just not black enough He's still black, but just not enough anyway. He every time I walk past him. He's on his iPad Fucking just checking like upvoting of 4chan images, which I'm assuming is a thing He's buying that that 4chan gold status. Oh, of course. Yeah, the gold pass. Yeah. Yeah every single day He's buying more 4chan gold And then we're right up past him. He's like, hey, dude, you see this fucking Pepe image check this out, bro Yeah, it's a pretty rare Pepe. Yeah, please please just let me please just let me get my fucking drink Nah, bro, dude, check this shit fucking out. You see what Trump's doing. He's gonna fix the fucking moon, bro He's gonna fix it. Oh What fix the moon why fix the moon? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna make the moon great again He's gonna take all the excess heat from the car from the greenhouse gases on earth and put it on the moon So make the moon nice and warm shit and we can then start agriculture on the moon. Of course We recycle everything makes a lot of sense So basically my My uncle is completely incoherent and whenever I walk past him He always try to rope me into a Redfield conversation about a Trump or Pepe or any sort of 4chan dub memes and I want to avoid that as much as possible So I just stay up in my room and wait for him to leave Oh, and the reason he's always over at my house now is because his life is falling apart because he goes on Pull too much. Yeah, well when you it sucks when you're like young and you still live with your parents You like don't have a job to afford your own place yet Which happens like till pretty recently. Yeah, like there's just nothing you can do. You got to deal with it Yeah, yeah, so my dream home is to to to basically recreate Owl Farm Which is the place that Hunter s Thompson lived Hunter s Thompson lived on his own like like like acre of land up in the the hills of Aspen, Colorado And he had like this like relatively small house I would probably put a bigger house there because I'm obsessed with living in a labyrinth That's also my dream house is to live in a labyrinth But but but he has this giant yard and he would just have shitloads of guns And he was just always firing guns on his property and like fucking he had like a whole shooting range And he was just fucking around he had peacocks everywhere They're like just roaming and he would get into gunfights with his neighbors and shit Like they just shoot at each other's property like when they were mad at each other and like it's basically a libertarian Utopia and that's what I want to live in I just want to have said I just want to have space to do literally any batshit crazy stuff I want to do dude you said Owl Farm, right? Owl Farm It's called Owl Farm instead of any of the shit you just described I'm just picturing Drake from a hotline bling with his Owl sweatshirt just like that place is Owl Farm to me You described as like a libertarian Utopia imagine it was like on a very specific mountain We're like the Colorado Capitol building was like within view with a telescope So you would have a telescope to see the tiny government. I mean That may have actually been the case because I think he was pretty close to the sheriff's office Which he also ran for sheriff Aspen, but yeah Yeah, he's just seeing there's videos of like his property out there In fact, there's a video of Conan O'Brien going there and like hanging out on his firing shitloads of guns And he has like a bar set up at the shooting range. This is a man literally has a Giant stash of alcohol next to his giant stash of guns and he can pretty perfect You know and shoot Colorado man. You can do whatever give a single fuck He's already attained greatness. It's time to enjoy it. I guess yeah fuck anymore Yeah, anyway, my dream house really is just a labyrinth, but I guess I can be more specific I don't need the guns and shit. I don't need it to be like a farm, but I do like the labyrinthine idea I Can get more specific. I wanted to be in the woods, you know, I wanted to be far away I don't need it to be in the mountains because generally that's a lot more expensive. I'm I'm fine with flat land I don't mind flat land, but I do like trees. So you have that Um, I don't know like there just be a lot of specific ways to make it labyrinthine I want a lot of basement shit I'd like one um Some where like you kind of go into a mountain and then you come out the other side and there's another door over there that'd be pretty cool and Especially the best thing to have a labyrinth for is to have like this own little sectioned-off area that a teenage Offspring could live in without having to get you know that way It would really facilitate when they're going through their phase of not wanting to be near their parents and shit You can make that really easy for them. They'll you'll never have to see them, right? That's what I would love to facilitate to my progeny. Yes, that's basically it Excellent um, I guess here's where I want to live This is it forces me to consider like what I want my life to be like as well So basically it would be it would be a house by itself similar like the one I grew up in Yeah, the center of the earth It just beyond like I don't know like some pretty quiet street fairly far away from another house But probably within I don't know like it could be like 50 feet away Just want to be an important point that even though I want this like this labyrinth on this like acre of land I want it to be immediately surrounded by like nothing but stores Well, I know I don't want it to be in the middle of nowhere Like I want it to be like right in the heart of a city like it's a public park that I've built that yeah Yeah, I was gonna say my ideal house would be just like it would be just like a dungeon It would be just like a like a single like dungeon room like a spacious dungeon room at the top of like a stone spire And it would be totally ice But it would be but it would be a tall stone spire that you had to climb some like spiral staircases to some stir Spirals like like hours and hours of climbing a star stirrer to get up to but it would be right in the middle of a Metropolitan city so that I could just like look down and observe. Yeah, so I Be isolated from it I'd be isolated from all that hullabaloo, but I could see it and if I wanted to I could put it I could maybe go and get down there If you know if the mood struck me you might be interested in the house I'm currently living in my family's house because it's like you've seen it in my in some of my videos It's ten acres of land you could do whatever here But it's like near the highway and it's like six minutes away from a Walmart not a quick trip not good. Okay There you go. I want to literally like like if I leave my property then there is a store Like that's what I wanted to be like like I am living on the like it like I just build a mall around my house That's what I'm saying plus you've got shit internet. So that's that's that's definitely the worst part But there's like good internet just a little bit out of reach I think if you could like drop like a 5k investment you could probably get someone to stretch it out There's also a hospital like four minutes away from here. It's honest There's this giant fucking hospital nothing good like your road I don't really want to live right now. Well, dude You're saying go let me go. God damn point. Okay. So so so it's it's whatever It's a fucking suburb fairly close to the center of metropolitan area like like the outside of Boston or something That would be pretty cool and and so about the house itself It would be I don't know like medium-sized, but but that the size is important because I want to have a Family I want to have kids to two weeks Vincent and Charlotte twin perfect God children. The wife doesn't matter. She'll probably be there, but I don't care about her And okay, I was gonna say like and here's the important part here's the important part the house can't okay So first of all it's got to have a studio where I can do all my work That that's a that has to happen. It has to be a nice place But other than that the house has to be small enough Not as big as the house I grew up in because that house was too big And it forced us to be able to stay away from each other I want to be forced to interact with my family so that they can't avoid me They can't get mad at me We will always be forced to communicate with each other and none of us will ever be low They can't like storm off to their room and be that's not They that's fucking not no every Ever made my fucking life was run away to my room and do you've got you've got your perspective and here is my perspective I lived in a big big house where I was far away from everyone where I wanted to be and that had negative Consequences and what I'm trying to say is I'd like to find ways to avoid those and being too Isolated from my family made me a lonelier person and has made me the person I am today And I'd like to avoid that for my kids having having been in the same fucking family Let me say let me say that being isolated from you guys are brothers Being isolated from said family was just the greatest thing was the only risk the only respite From from the terror Opinion you guys love your opinion separate being separate was the best part of it so I did well consider this been consider the fact that you're two years older than me and I don't know brothers Everything that that entails and maybe I'm just a lonelier person by nature But nonetheless, I don't want that and I want to avoid that that's what a family is literally for So that's what I wanted to serve. No, no, it's not. No, it's not I don't give a fuck fair enough Nate Nate Nate's lonely. He has plus attack. I'm just saying I'm just saying like I like I would I would fucking chafe and get mad if I lived in someplace There I was like forced to interact all the time like I mean what I would do for my house Like I said before is there would be this area where some teens you could live there all by themselves But have some other rooms that are right next to each other in case some or all of my kids are like that You know, I'm sure that Pete I know that people fucking like grind that whole introvert extrovert thing into the ground, but it's fucking true You can observe it There are people who get tired when they're around people and get energetic when they're alone and vice versa It's just a fucking fact. I I literally get tired if I'm around too many people are in the room It like sucks my life force away and I'm gonna get fucking mad and tired and dead So like yeah, I've been I've been introvert. I need people to come I fucking know, but it's just goddamn true. All right That's fine. Oh, oh, yeah, sure. Oh, yeah, sure. Oh, I got you to do all right. All right. Let's move on the topic All right, let's move on. Yeah. Oh my god. Is that best guy ever? When did you get here? Everybody I'm speaking. I'm totally speaking here from a purely self-serving perspective. I'm aware of that and Yeah, I don't care. Which one do I shoot indeed? This is an objective at all. This is purely subjective Okay, this is a related note. How many of you when growing up were allowed to lock your doors? Oh Shit, we didn't even have I don't think yeah. I don't think what? Yeah, it's fucked up, right? It fucked me I that fucked I literally locked my door even though my door my door I'm upstairs. So if anyone want to come back, you know, no see that that's the sort that's the sort of thing No child needs to lock their door from there. Oh I would know I forgot all about this I completely forgot just how angry I was every fucking day of my life I couldn't lock my door. My life would have been so much better if I could have locked my door It was honestly. I was cool. I honestly think it was cruel that I was made to live in a room Yeah, that had no lock. Okay, you know what? I'll give you that the peace of mind that can come from having a lock if you feel like you really need it I you know, I can understand that but I don't really like the idea of living in a house where everyone's got their doors locked All the time. It's just weird. I don't fucking know man Especially you're having kids that means you're creating all new human beings who did not fucking choose to be part of this I understand the idea of a locked door between like a romantic relationship of two adult people who like You give children too much credit. They're worthless. They have no Do not did not fuck this is one of the things that Stefan Malone who worlds smartest and best guy ever Said about is that children? That's where I got the name did not choose this relationship And so if they want to fucking lock you out or kill you they have that fucking right So Stefan Malone you think's way too highly of children's intelligence agency. Yeah, anyway, um But yeah, like like I had an issue with my younger brother because he wanted to just every one night He decided hey David We I have separate rooms now, you know, you we've been sleeping in different rooms for a few years now But what if I just sleep in your room for tonight? It'll be like a fun sleepover and I was like sure and then the next night He did it again and then like the two days later. He did it again And I was like alright Aaron no more sleeping in my bedroom And then he just kept doing it and then eventually he knew I was gonna say no So like a few hours before bedtime He would just start hanging out in my room and he'd sort of get comfortable in a chair That's right next to the bed And so, you know, but this is where the fucking immovable object meets the other fucking immovable object And I'm just like no you're getting the fuck out of my room and he would get mad at me He felt entitled to my attention There is times where like he knocks on the door and he starts opening it And I know he's gonna be warming his way through a three-hour fucking espionage plan to get into my room for the night So I just immediately bang on the door the other direction block him out by the time he got strong enough bullshit What's wrong with his room, but he just he's just a fucking lonely person who has to be around human beings all the time Now that he's an adult He says he borderline passes out on the road whenever he's driving to work because there's no one to talk to So yeah, so it got to the point that he was like taking pocket knives and stabbing holes in the door So I wouldn't let him sleep in my room. No fucking. I'm not fucking joking two separate doors among two separate houses He'd be punching holes in my door for being mad at me That's a bit much. Yeah to the point that I had to start like I enacted an absolute policy of no one opens My door at all ever without knocking and then getting permission and then that's how it should be And then years years years later Well, I guess seven eight nine years later like that my brother has since greatly matured But that policy is still in place and everyone locks the door because I was I'm a fucking psychopath who doesn't like being fucked with Anyway, that's why you need locks and doors, you know cuz because of that. There's this personality difference Davoo you're not a psychopath for not wanting some fucking rude foreign invader to destroy and dismantle your fucking lands I am coming to every some goddamn room immigrant trying to take your goddamn sleeping jobs and ruin your economy Understandable you you're the only one sane in that That's debatable, but you know what yeah I'm open to the idea of having the locks on the doors But I think I definitely feel weird about like if my kid like locked his door every night for no reason I I would I would object I Do like who are you who are you to tell him like dude? I am father. It is my house What are you gonna tell them to do instead you can be like you're not gonna be in your room You're gonna be down here. You're gonna be my fucking friend. You little cunt That's exactly right. Yes, I won't even give him the choice because I'll just buy the house I want I am such ahead of him. I have such a fucking vivid image of what kind of dad You are gonna be like it's gonna be really funny Dad have I doubt any of you have ever seen the show our Aracawa under the bridge But the main character is this guy who's like a lawyer and his dad is like a rich rich lawyer guy and his dad taught Him like you always have to repay every debt in your life Including when he basically when he comes of age his dad then make like becomes a baby Who he then has to take care of in order to what the shit like he makes his Payback the debt of having been raised by him by making him then like take care of his dad Well that that just doesn't make any sense cuz that's just that's that's just the circle of life my dogs Yeah, that's the son having to pay for both like his own children and his parents. That doesn't make sense Like you pay it for the next generation Yeah Yeah, I'm with you did he become a literal baby. Did he like turn he like no He's just like he just we only see him for like a minute like we just get like this is just a back story of the main character But his dad like puts on a bib it gets in a high chair. It's like you have For that kind of justice, all right, that's me let me explain just real briefly here My door is always locked, but no matter what what are you hiding munchie? What are you hiding? I'm gonna watch you touch yourself, and you're gonna show me what you've learned, and I'm gonna correct your technique you worthless I don't want you ripping the skin munchie. I don't You're gonna learn but no matter what whenever when someone knocks on the door I just let them in fucking they usually just like hey, hello fucking Nate's gonna be like his son's gonna be jacking off in his Doorless room and it's gonna come in to be like, you know, it's more efficient if you turn your hand like this I'm just saying like I'm not telling you how to check you Well, see that's this way. I'm just saying it'd be more you guys you guys are all coming from the perspective of like our Parents who are like who you know they still there's vestiges in culture of like being ashamed of masturbation and being ashamed of Your body watch yourself. I'm not you want to walk. I would be I'm down to clown, baby boy None of us here are ashamed of mastication would any of us masticate in the same room? Yes We've masticated in the same room together we went out and we all masticate masticated together in public my dudes Yeah, it's true. He's right Under the before the eyes of God and man Yeah Basically what I'm saying is if you don't give your child a lot of you should be locked up in jail. That is agreed. I agree Yeah, you know, I'm looking to entertain. I remember I remember as a kid One of the things I did as a kid all the time was like here about Parental policies of other people's kids and like scoff at them for being Totalitarian and shit because I mean my parents only befriended other even Christian or Christians and like One family I knew they had a policy of if you're going to the bathroom, you have to keep the door slightly open I'm like, okay, that's fucked. That's why yeah, why it's like it's like four to eight year olds But still that's like I'm not well I mean if they're like little babies like sort of yeah eight is like what are you and like yeah grade by them Jesus Yeah, it's pretty fucked. I'm just There is a cutoff point where you have to be willing to let your child drown in the toilet if they fuck up that Just you have to take that plunge. I mean I could see not I could see not having a lock on the bathroom door If you're worried about your kids. Yeah, I completely understand why Nate would be hesitant to take any of our stances into consideration because I'm sure that he has no desire for his kids to come out at all like any of us Of course not so any of the things that we take as wisdom because our parents did it or because we think it would be a good idea I don't think it's going to be stuff that needs my kids are going to be the most Chad Thunder cock alpha children of all Time Basic fucking logic when you were a teenager did you need that lock? I do you really think that that lock really made your life worse or that it we would have been even worse or without it You know to be honest thinking about it like I I would have been more comfortable with the lock It's true, right? So here's the thing, right? You're probably thinking. Oh, well my kids I know all the ways that I was like fucked in the head by my parents I just won't do those things and indeed most parents who give a shit are able to Roughly not make all the same mistakes or parents it but the fact is you're gonna make your own mistakes parents never know Parents never realize that you know, I mean my parents are definitely like that No, none of the problems that they were given but you know, it's just you can't be perfect life Isn't that's just not how fucking life works, right? I know exactly what problems I'm gonna create for my kids I know exactly how it's gonna go down and I know which problems I'm gonna fix for my parents is that my parents are terrible at communication and just using words dude the problem You're gonna have is that the year your kids are gonna walk down the road and walk out of their room And they're gonna see you walking down naked through the hallway just fuck my girl My kids are gonna grow up with a psychopath They're gonna grow up with someone who has never known how to be normal Trying to teach them how to be normal and and more likely teaching them how it doesn't matter to be like first of all My kids are going to know from from the time They are born that like there is no God and that school is bullshit And they're gonna go with this knowledge and talk to other kids and be like, you know here I know I can see it in my head a kid being like. Oh, are you Christian? They're been like no Christians are dumb my daddy said so and the next thing I know I'm in school fucking like at a parent-teacher conference have it to put my kid in some kind of fucking weird satanic private school cult or something Yeah burn it all to the fucking ground, dude If your kid says there's no God in class and they get taken to Satan's school Guys are more open-minded than the Jesus guys Did you guys know that basically for there's there's an organization like the Satanists? Well every time there's like a new led a bit of legislation passes that like gives Christians permission to do like XYZ like teach You know Christianity in schools in like some bum fuck nobody town like there's there's this cadre of Satanist I haven't I wish I could remember their name, but they then go in and make the same pop They like try to be like, okay Well, we're going to now promote Satanism in this place like that. Yeah. Oh my fucking God Up the ass well what I'm gonna with my kids regarding religion is I'm just not gonna like say shit Or if they ask me I'll be like I don't think there's a God But then obviously their grandparents will be able to talk their fucking ear off and I will love to see what decision They come to on their own because I know there's kind of a trend of grandchildren to latch on to the ideology of two generations up rather than One generation up so that would be really fucking cute Definitely definitely skips a generation. I was just I was only I was just talking to one of Jackie's friends the other day And he was telling me that he was telling me that like every gender like every other Generation of his family is a preacher and then every generation in between as an alcoholic. Yeah Perfect, yeah, well my parents are my parents are a nihilist and a Guy who just believes in weird random spiritual shit that he doesn't even get into so like between me and my parents It's the same exact thing So I think my kids are gonna be the only exact same the only reason that I won't beat into the heads of my children How evil religion is and how brainwashed all the other sheep out there in the world are compared to them is because I'm afraid of that Teenage backlash that they'll just switch around to the other side. They know what they just fucking rules I cannot take the problem is that your kids will get made fun of for like believing something different It'll make them strong. It'll make them power unless you put them into a completely distinct scenario like a weird Satanic cult school where like everyone thinks that shit, you know But it's just like all the arguments for why God is real that people just bring up are just so easily defeated by like Remember guys, you have no reason to believe any of this. You're just going off on all these tangents Like once you're armed with the logical tools I mean fuck, you know people talk about this for fucking centuries Like there's no argument anyone could make that is any no talking about being a bad parent I know that the place that I would fuck up if I'm not really careful I'm gonna be the fucking adoptive dad from three got to no lion who only cares about shogi and all of his children Actual children end up being scarred for life because they're not good at shogi enough to get his attention and his adoptive son Is and so they hate him and they become dysfunctional abortions forever. You know what? I'm like that's what I'm gonna be with that's what I'm gonna be with fucking like YouTube videos and video games It's like if my kids aren't as obsessed with art as I am I'm not gonna hang out with them as much unless I really discipline myself and I'm gonna ruin them and not yep That's gonna be my problem. You know like your kids like like your kids coming like dad want to hang out and you're like Guys look you just you're just kind of embarrassing me in front of my cool art friends Yeah, I actually love this Square I've gotta adopt a superior athletic older kid to motivate my younger children to advance to That level and be cool and badass Kind of genius like adopt a kid to be the older sibling to your kids. That is kind of fire. Oh, well I didn't catch it at first. That's that's pretty fucking shit. I think I've seen that in an anime actually I think I've seen that be used in a show and it was yeah You know the old the eldest kid always has like a thing like he he feels bad because he's not You know as like clearly not as loved by the parents because he's not their progeny But at the same time the the siblings really look up to them and so he you know Exactly feels like part of the family you adopt yourself a commune to motivate your younger shit children And then obviously the number one place to get adoptions from is Africa where they have the best athletic ability, so it's pretty much There you go. It works perfectly Did you can adopt one of those like Russian babies? I know like at one point in the 90s They were adopting a lot of Russian babies and that way you can have the best alcoholic My my I already know my kids are going to be fucking clones of me like they're just really yeah They are that's there's no one to experiment with improvements like I don't hunt and Dragon Ball Z experiment with Tinker with them a little bit, you know I'm out a little bit in my laboratory. I didn't mean literal clothes. I meant they're going to be figurative clothes Oh, I meant literally When you think that way that's like an idealistic way of thinking like I've already thought you know Okay, I'm gonna have kids who are going to be into sports That's just what I just have to be get ready for that right now, right? I want my kids to be into sports so I can get into sports so I could play tennis with my kids That would be fucking awesome, but like yeah, why do you have like why tennis tennis? Yeah, righto coon and L play by far my favorite sport, so that's why He did you there you're still idealizing look at this Obviously the most obvious way to rebel against you is to be super like Western culture and fuck I don't I don't think they're gonna be rebellious though. I wasn't neat neat me and my brothers were never rebellious We had no parents are like the most rebellious people ever. Yeah. Well, that's the thing like that's why I think like My attitude like everything about how I am is like if you just put my parents in a blender You get me, you know, like I am exactly like them I don't know when you think that when you think that it's gonna be predictable That's how that will be your folly if you have an idea of what you want your kids to be You're completely making that up DeVue like if there's no logic to support so are you though? So are you you have no idea what your kids are actually I know I'm saying it makes The most sense to me that like considering that me Victor and Shader all exactly like our parents And I know I'm the kind of person who's gonna be extremely close with my kids I'm probably gonna be like right on them at all times. Maybe they'll get annoyed with me Maybe they'll get sick of me when they get into their teen phase But like by the time they're teenagers it doesn't matter if they get rebellious in the teen phase You've already fucking built their mind like, you know, they're already you like everyone but the building process doesn't go smoothly all the Time and you never know what you're actually building almost every rebellious like kid is like a carbon copy of their parents Like yeah, you know my mom like all the things she can't stand about her mom is just the stuff that is exactly the shit She does you know like everything that she criticizes her mom for is something that she just has a different version of so like I think almost everyone like any time I hear somebody be like oh my mom. She's such a fucking bitch She does this and this I'm like you basically do that just in a different form, you know Yeah, this has been a really enlightening discussion of homes and homelessness. Yeah, it's true This in ten years when we all have kids. I want us to have a proper how we raised our kids That's a good idea. Don't anyone tell anyone anything about your home life We want it to not spoil it for the ten-year podcast. Yeah, don't spoil it. Don't spoil it anybody I imagine what dick would do if like he gets if he gets a girl pregnant He's like, okay, I'm not gonna see until it's like five years old I want to like get my live reaction on the show like see what the kid looks like I don't even know what color it is For 20 episodes before talking about it. Yeah So they wouldn't want to close. Yeah, go on much you go Me I just to go with digi. I have never been released against my mom ever She's always just been hey shut the fuck up. You're retarded and also tiny and I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense If she says that your mom must be enormous your mom was the largest woman in the world Ronda Rousey the largest woman in the world aka munchies mom It's made me think because I'm not rebellious isn't like fuck you mom But I am rebellious in the sense that I'm not retarded and also angry all the time Like oh like like she like she says you're retarded. So like you don't be retarded like just a stick it to her. Yeah Jokes on you mom. I know what's fucking up. Oh, okay. It's like she always she's pretty like gullible And she's super hard like, you know, Lib Kuk. Yeah, she's super gullible because she lives in an apartment. Yeah, exactly And she's also like was she really angry. She's like car cat basically Specifically like in between unresolved character arcs out the ass. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Anyway, so I'm like in IRL offline. I'm like calm. I don't really you know I'm not really fucking crazy except for when I go out in public like like when I say in real life I mean like in my room not on the computer, but then when I walk outside the room. I'm just like this It's like there are slivers of sanity. Yeah, right So there's insanity. Anyway, so in that I'm like very different from my mom since I'm not Fucking weird, but you know, I think it's the way I rebel in the sense that I am still crazy Never mind my point makes no sense. That's what it's like. No, that's what it's like the pendulum the pendulum swing The pendulum swings back and forth with every generation or except for the times that it doesn't and except for the times that it kind Of does and no bed is pendulum in pendulum. So that's what it is. It's like it's like a Yeah, it's it's like wheels within wheels. Hey, you know, it's cool. It's like turtles all the way down title screen with the Be right back. Yeah. Oh my god. I cried that animation is so good, dude. It's three minutes of pure masterpiece I love pendulum That was good. Okay guys, we're going on Fucking homelessness. We don't have time to crack the code of how to fix homelessness in America anymore Wait, wait, wait, wait, I want to say I just want to say including statement one day if I play my cards, right? I want to be homeless and if at all possible dead in the gutter with other dudes pissing It all possible. That's why I'm luckily luckily. I mean you have all the tools at your disposal to make that happen I'm just gonna say yeah through God all Hope take heart take heart. All right, let's switch to questions here. We got a whole bunch of questions So let's see what you got. Okay. Here's one to start us off Here we go at Sizz white scum 69 who I know is that's the question before yeah, that's a munchies alt count as Thoughts on those who leech off your content without patroning So just like thoughts on in general people who who watch our shit without rear of that crime wing Eliminated room that that's pretty funny. Does he mean does he mean wait? Yeah, I wait doesn't he doesn't mean people like reposting content. He's just talking about like free watchers Just people who watch and oh, don't do it. I mean, that's that's their prerogative. You know, yeah We put it out there for free Yeah, we're not charging to the first place and we it would be it would be really hard to gain patrons If our content was gated to begin like you got to get an audience of people and like most people aren't gonna be That interested or they don't think the content's worth it I mean fucking Ben and Nate are both huge proponents of never pay for any art ever. So they I am not I used to be on that but then but then I started then I started making exceptions like when I Pirated Undertale because I was mad that Toby Fox didn't retweet my fucking fan art But then I ended up liking Undertale so much that I went and bought it on steam Anyway, even though I'd already played it and beaten it just out of guilt Then you bought a game that costed more than $15 more than well Well, I mean that's not a fair question because I have not I have not I have not played a game that costs more than $15 in years Wow, I would know when I listen to this listen to this I I just yesterday bought shovel night on my switch because I have beaten I had 100% at shovel night years ago But I like that game so much and there's new modes And so I and I bought it specifically for the convenience of playing on my switch Which is the greatest thing in the world every other consoles garbage sponsored by Nintendo Yeah, exactly. No, it's fucking great So I paid for that because there was a it was the only way I could play it on my switch And I did it because I had no choice if I'd been able to torrent that shit and play it on my switch like for free I would have done that because that's easier. So I'm saying people force me to pay for things That's what you got to do. I Cherish the time when I get to pay for something whenever I get like some throwaway like I always just save money When I get throwaway money, I'm like finally I can buy that fucking bandcamp album I've wanted to buy for a long time and I can get in fucking flak bro fuck yeah You're Marley clean I don't think any of us has problem. Yeah watching her shit without being patron. It's fine I'm gonna clarify my stance my stance on paying for art is not that you shouldn't pay for art My stance is that might you shouldn't pay for art that you don't care about and I just happen not to care about any art Especially not my own so that's why I don't have questions now. Yeah, we're in question. Okay, um Yeah, my stance on paying for art is if you can do that was not really the question Oh really? Oh shit. I went to pee for a minute. So I'd miss the question. No matter Let's just go to the next one here. Okay, this guy's been asking this question for like I think weeks now So let's just say let's just do them the favor of responding because it's really simple What's your favorite colors asks at Spidey juice? It's like a black and white black and blue Crushed them crush. Yes. Yes. There you go purple purple is my favorite color Oh, me too. My thing is my favorite colors every color from red to blue All of the in-betweens everything. Well, that's actually pretty good answer much. Yeah. Oh my god That's a good answer. I picked the same Yeah Honestly, I'm into every color right now. So my favorite color is everything on the entire color wheel But with the saturation turned all the way down Colors are overrated. I think I think my my favorite Aside from red to blue would be like also anything on Any what's the word shade of red like pink or yeah? Oh Yeah, oh my god. Okay. Hopefully that was enough guys. We got it. This is a this is a fascinating question This is another one from at Sizz white scum 69 and this man needs help. All right, listen to this at a super quiz Christian wedding right now. What can I do to have a good time? Well, this man needs advice It's gonna be a week. Oh fuck. I forgot Just drink just drink all the sacramental wine Yeah, yeah, that's the thing to do find wasted Just do everything you can to make everyone regret inviting you. That's what I would Question that guy's is out of date. He should have thought about the fact that it wouldn't get to him for a week You're just tell everyone there that Bernie would have won Yeah, well no because nothing can win against Hillary Hillary is perfect How are you doing that pop-out stand thing my pop-out stand is the greatest thing in my life right now It's a foot. It's bigger than me. It's huge Massive and I gotta tell you I gotta tell you she's been standing behind me for days now every fucking time I turn around I jump She's just looking at me with that fucking smile on her face I actually an old photo of me with an Obama cut out from like four years ago because we went to this one like catfish restaurant Owned by like a black family We gotta get a picture of of Hillary your Hillary cut out with my elated Arab gentleman Next time we'll make sure that happens. Yeah, I just imagine Nate has the same relationship that Dave does with the little cow Yeah, that's exactly right. She's constantly up in my shit moving around Looking at you looking at you with that knowing look because she knows how to fix America And she is in fact puppeted by the speed of light moving actual Hillary Clinton around my Moving her every time I blink that's what's happening Okay, here we go. This is a juicy question. All right, here we go at pop vulture asks rank every race From best to worst on how hot the women. Well, that's easy. That's easy the the the Pokemon race Kirby is last where Kirby's got to be first Yeah, yeah, Nate you Nate you really you really phoned it in on that Kirby race people were disappointed Yeah, I was actually reading those replies today. They were disappointed, but we don't have fucking time to do all this shit That was the problem that are not the problem is that we didn't have enough people because if it was just three people It's just lame. We need to have like five people Yeah, you need to have someone who sucks ass so that the show lasts long enough for everybody to discuss You really kind of do need two people who really care And you need at least two people who are real competitors and what the problem was there was really only one real competitor on that one So, you know, it's true. It's true. So yeah, there you go That's a shitty one No, these are all shitty questions are any of these fucking good. No. Oh No, I'm just responding to how bad all your questions are Here we go guys here we go at Benjamin whistle as oh is Nicholas Cage the worst or best actor Fucking Benjamin Ben Ben Benjamin whistle Benjamin whistle you're you're a fine bloke, but but but but get but get but get this get this meme shit out of here All right, uh, can I just find one decent question? No, these are all I don't we not have fans Here's a good question. Who's better? Well, what's a better show kill la kill or hey Arnold? Wait, we already answered that question and you can find the answer by listening to our bonus episode To the procrastinators patreon you get access to no less than three bonus The fourth of which is a discussion on whether kill la kill or hey Arnold is better I'm there to booze there Nate's there Jesse's there and hippos there It's a good oh not only that not only that gentlemen Not only that if you ask all those bonus episodes Yes, it's to the fucking sick as fuck aesthetic patreon lounge This exclusive PCP patreon lounge discord chat room where you can chill with all your favorite characters like Nate Best guy ever or munchie or Donald Trump all of them here in the chat ready to talk and chat with you Yeah, Nate and munchie actually it's all your personal problems. Yeah, we do No one else there with that discord. Yeah, and so there you go folks. There's that and don't remember. Don't forget What is it red bubble slash p red bubble dot com slash people slash pro Crastinators or the whatever the links to the description you remember by our shit It's all there. There's the other store the print all over me. There you go folks Everything you could fucking want so go buy our shit No punk holla, we want pre-wok pre-nup It's something that you need to have because if you leave your ass, you go leave with have you would have a fucking enough Wait, do we have another question? Did you ever find a good one? No, no, I didn't I was just gonna end it there I was just gonna say that everybody bye