 You are too bad. Eileen, I hate to say this. You're a liar. You kept saying to me, where's Jimmy? And my response was, you said, I wish Jimmy was here. Because you were being a pain in the ass. I said, oh, God, where's Jimmy when I need him? That was a long time ago. Eileen, wait, wait, wait. First, let me finish. Where's Jimmy? Where's Jimmy? I said, it was your turn to watch him. Remember? What is, what is she, my keeper? I know, where's Jimmy? All right, I have a question. Since I've seen you last, Eileen, have you been doing your part to promote the prevention of swamp ass? I have, and I took a shower this morning. I just went to the bathroom 15 minutes ago doing it. Now, do you remember what swamp ass is, exactly? I do, yeah. OK, what is it? It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, hey, this could be a new song. It's, it's, wait a minute. Stink butt. Stink butt, because, because there's no air gets down there. Yeast, rose, fungi, you know, and, and, Oh, she's got fungi. Not to mention, uh, vapors. You've got fungi. Not, not to mention calonic vapors. That's why I'm going to put, oh, you, the bush rose. Calonic vapors. I went to the bathroom yesterday and I was clean, so you were here yesterday. Everything would have smelled great, but you weren't here yesterday. Now, what did I mean by, what do I mean by calonic vapors? Let's test her, her, her knowledge. Calonic vapors, what did I mean by that? Calonic. Oh, God. Oh, help, help me, ooh. Blood work. You have blood, you have blood. Thyroid. You know how you test your thyroid? Take, as soon as you wake up, take your body temperature with a good digital thermometer for about five days to a week. If it's below 98.6 for five consecutive days, then you have an under- But I'm going to get right to the point. You have hypothyroid, you have hypo, yeah, go ahead. You have hypothyroidism. You have a lack of thyroxine, which is a hormone excreted by the thyroid. All of Jesus is alien driving me crazy. That's a given. This happens to be maniacal Saturday madness. That looks like a new one. This is, no, that's the one from before. It is a new one. Please. I just can't get through to, I lean at all, can I? Excuse me. Look at that, right here, a big nose. It's maniacal Saturday madness. You better watch this thing, Jimmy. I see it, man. Joel, keep talking. But what does that have to do with the mysticism? Silence? Watch, observe. Does William Morrow want to be the only one talking? I'm not talking, I'm shutting up too. Oh, okay, I'm sorry. Everyone should shut up when it is a new resident question. Everybody quiet. Okay, I'm sorry. Come on. Hypo. It's incredibly hard to get through to people, isn't it? Precisely, yeah. Remember that song, Roller Coaster of Love? The disco song. Roller Coaster of Love. Oh, Karen, how are you? Oh my God, everybody's here. Hey, how come they don't have a nice chartreuse vest view? They got that, that, that? Yeah, that's... Are Jimmy and Irene a good pair? Maybe in an insane asylum's fantasy world. Talking when I do this. No, but I'm really sick and tired of you trying to pair us up. Well, y'all stop talking. I can ask you questions to get answers. I happen to have a serious girlfriend, my friend. Okay. She has a boyfriend whose house she's never been two in six years. That makes a lot of sense. Well, I've been to my girlfriend's home and she's been to mine. Shake that groove thing, shake the groove thing. I'm singing peaches and herbs, shake that groove thing. You remember that disco song. What do you want to know? Look, stop. All right, seriously. Seriously? No, seriously. Oh, you love joking? No, I don't. Just like you love martinis. Very little. I don't go on and on and on. No, I changed the subject. I went from shake that groove for... Jimmy, stop it. Roller coaster. What do you want to know? I want to know is... Don't ask me, just tell me I will ask you. Robert, will Robert Mueller jump ship and go against Donald Trump soon? I mean, jump ship. He's always been against Trump. What are you talking about? How can he ask that one? It doesn't make sense. But he... This investigation is against Trump. But he hasn't gotten together with Mueller and made it officially legal. You know... It's all illegal. The only thing I know is Trump's lawyers are avoiding the Mueller interview. Look, because they're scared. Naturally. Can you make that your question? There you go. Is Trump and Trump's staff and lawyers afraid of the Mueller investigation? That's a great question. Is Donald Trump and his staff of attorneys afraid of the Mueller Russian investigation? Did it take any time? That's why they're avoiding it. You notice how Eileen fills up her personal bottle up at the... It takes her purse with her. Like five feet away, people are gonna steal it. Water. It takes her purse with her. Why don't you take it? Look at his smile when she talks to you. She's happy. You're happy he's here, aren't you? You can forget him. This is grossamana. Is Eileen real happy that Jimmy's here today? My friend, Eileen McDonough, is here today. What? Who you dog? If he allows me to communicate. Stop with the jokes and be serious and talk to communicate. Yes. Well, how come we joke other times? When it's like he's in comedy. Timing is everything that's important. There are times when you do, times when you don't. She's here, she's happy to see you. She was always, where's Jimmy? Where's... Are you Seinfeld jokes all the time about everything? It's a TV show. I don't know what he does, it's true. I don't know what he does in private. No, it's a TV show. No, I mean his new show. That's a coffee and a car show. Yeah, comedians in cars getting caught. But it's a comedy show. He's got to try to be funny. He's not gonna have debate like CNN News. He's not Chris Cuomo. No, well, go ahead, communicate. Hello, I'm Chris Cuomo. You didn't even say hello to me when you came in, though. Why should I, Eileen? Yeah, that's right. Don't be rude. Why should I say hello to you? Why would I want to be nice to you, Eileen? OK. It's nice to you. OK. I don't care. OK, here you go. The new horrible forest fires in California. Is this because they don't have the common sense to have metallic roofs? Saying yes. That's the way you prevent the houses from burning down. So, some of the fires in California. Arson. I mean Jewish lightning. There are some of the fires in California. Deliberate arson, arson. Oh, really? Yep. There was a lot of underhanded people in America, I guess, today. Um, he's getting farther away from her. He might be over in Yugoslavia next week. You know why he's in Carolina? I don't think he's there. I think he's just saying that. You know what he's saying? She leaves him up. Jimmy, she's all yours. Yeah, sure. But you didn't bring yourself on. You always leave yourself on at home, which is good. That way, in an emergency, nobody can reach you. That makes a lot of no sense. So, that expert, the expert that does the show about being off the grid, he said, he said, to prevent homes from being destroyed, you must have a metallic roof with no trees near your house. Is this man absolutely accurate? Give it a fucking chance to spin. You're not the only mystical person around here. Not just the roof that's going to be left, the roof that rests on the house. No. Because when the embers fall on a metal roof, it doesn't ignite a fire in the home. I've seen houses on TV burning on the side. Yeah. There's a roof even burning. Really? I'm going to ask you then. That's interesting. Well, because the embers come in, they don't always come right down on the roof. They don't always come right down on the roof. I saw it on TV today. These are the houses burning on the side. The roof, it's mine. So that other guy's not such a 100% expert after all. What is an expert? Somebody who's a celebrity that knows a lot. Does the term calling someone an expert make any sense whatsoever? Will that show me? Big no. You know the significance? That's an amulet that is ancient. The blue eye, according to India and the Middle East, wards off evil and hexes and jinxes, which are probably the same. The evil eye. You've got all evils, jacks and banks. You know what? You do know that evil spirits can latch on to a person and make them physically and mentally ill? I've heard that. Did you know that? I've heard that saying something to ward off evil and my money still got stolen. It still got stolen. You said your brother stole your money. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You said your brother stole your money without proof. How do you know? I know it because. How do you know? Because nobody else stole my money after that. Our friend Eileen down here at McDonald's claims that her brother stole her money. I know it, darling. Did he? Jimmy, look. Wow. He did not steal your money. I know he did. Is she delusional? Eileen says I know he stole my money. Is she delusional? It's Jimmy's state. If I found out what we get to heaven, then you will be free, boss. Stop the heaven shit. Look at that. See, it's gone. I'm delusional. Did Eileen really get the same Benedict's medallion like she claims? What do you mean? We talked about Benedict's medallion. No, no. The Catholic priests use it in exorcisms. It's the same Benedict's medallion. You want to ask it first? No, OK. Seriously, straightforward. I'm not going to meddle for $0.99 in the store down in the Boulevard. You don't get a price on this thing, though. It must be awfully small. Mine, mine are huge. It isn't a dollar phone. No. I will bring in mine and show you. I got a whole bunch of them. I can't give them away because the store stopped ordering them. What is your same Benedict? I don't know. Same Benedict is, naturally, he was the same back in the Middle Ages. The Roman Catholics use the priests use it in actual exorcisms. They use the medallion. That's blessed. I'm going to bring mine and show you how huge and fancy mine is. Whatever your question, though, or was it? What is it? What the hell was I going to ask? Yeah, that's why people keep talking so much when you get to your points. Yeah, you're freaking distracted me, man. And don't. All right, hold on. Oh, oh, oh, did Eileen really procure a St. Benedict's medallion? Meddle the same thing? Medallion is the actual. I want to swing, Jerry, I want to swing. Medallion is the actual word. Metal is like a nickname. Metal means medallion. Well, that's French for medallion. No, OK. Did Eileen really procure a St. Benedict's? I'm trying to stop it. It shouldn't move until he finishes the question. Did Eileen really procure a St. Benedict's medallion? Again, you interrupted me. Now I agree with Bill. 100%. What are the questions over and answered? Let me do it. You two need to run off and shoot each other. Come on. I don't know about not me. I'm 100% intact. All right. You want me to do it? Did Eileen really procure a St. Benedict's medallion? OK. All right, he agrees. All right. All right, all right. Yeah, but you lie about that boy, that cockamamie boyfriend that down south. He's married when he turned 60. He's what, 63? Now, is Eileen's medallion of St. Benedict very tiny since it's $0.99? Holy mackerel. I've got a follow-up for that one. All right, it says yes. It is tiny. OK, let me see Jimmy. Wait till you see mine. No, OK. Oh, no, no, I'll do it. I'll do it. But does the size of the medallion matter in any way whatsoever? That's a good follow-up. But does the size of the St. Benedict's medallion matter regardless of what size it is? In any way whatsoever. In any way whatsoever? Right into $1, see? There you go. OK, except when it comes to penises. Well, then how come girls in porn will always say they want a big cock? When they're off, they don't give a right to say anything. They're getting paid $3,000 to do it for it. Yes, don't buy what you see. So if a girl publicly states that a larger penis makes her feel more aroused, is she lying? Oh, gee. So is there such a thing as a vaginal orgasm or is it just clitoral? Why are you using that? That's Irene. Does a vaginal orgasm exist? I think it's vaginal orgasm. There is a vaginal orgasm. So in other words, an average penis can cause a woman to achieve a vaginal orgasm? Yes. OK, so Ruth Westheimer was correct. Well, she's a white job. Yeah, I know. Dr. Cordo went to Columbia University. I know. He told me she was a white job. No, he said she's a pain in the world. I was just wondering if you went to that. Have I had that book recalled? What have you heard of a book being recalled? Yeah, well, he said she was a royal pain in the ass in class. Is the sex? It's the sexologist doctor. It was a bit around 34 years or more. Dr. Ruth Westheimer, she was a crackpot. The company goes right into it, Jimmy. Isn't it funny how not everybody who becomes. Everybody lies. Now, not everybody. Oh, here's a good question. Here's a good question. Celebrities. Your brother stole your money, but he didn't. Celebrities. Are they're celebrities? All right, go ahead. I got a headache. Has Arlene ever lied? Well, now you have an appendix to it. I don't lie. Now it's a very seldom. Once in a while, once in a while. You wait till I do this, then you start, don't you? You know what? I'm going to bring whiskey. When do you usually come? I'll bring you a fork and shut you up. I'm going to bring booze the next time I know you're going to be here. No, it'll settle me down. And you. I'm not giving her. You bring stress. Does Arlene have a knack for making a short story incredibly long? Look at that, right into a big yes. I'm telling you, the whiskey's for me. There you go. The Scotch is. Did you see it? A big yes. Short story, incredibly long. It's like, I don't know what I'm saying. Jesus, Arlene? Yes. Give a shout out, man. To my buddy, Jeff Commodore, Jeff Zambello. Arlene, Jesus. If you ever married this guy, how long do you think he could tolerate you? He'll drive him to drink. He'll turn to alcoholism. Now it's 8 o'clock. Wait a minute. I thought it was sex. Wait a minute. Oh, and now it jumps. And you still haven't been down for eight years, though. First she's engaged. Kathy, first she's engaged for six years. Now she's engaged for eight years, and he hasn't married her yet. Going out in what way? Going out? We're texting. He's calling me on the phone. He's calling me on the phone. Excuse me. You all go out for dinner. You go to movies together. We go to Costco. We have dinner. And we have to eat. Costco? That's a date, man. Really? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did Eileen really go to Atlantic City with this so-called boyfriend? No, it's saying no. Don't talk. Are you lying about Eileen and her boyfriend? I know I was sure, man. You see, when I got stuck in Atlantic City. Well, that's previous. That doesn't mean you were there with him. I wasn't the one down. What do I care about that bitch? Because it tells the truth. I've been there, so. This guy, Eileen says she's dating her. But he's not for sure. She's probably ever with her for eight years. Is this any kind of a relationship whatsoever? Yeah, I'd go to Costco. Look at that for me. Huh. Costco. Yeah, whether it be Costco or Bosco, I see a lot of red flags, Eileen. I'm sorry. Every weekend. Wait a minute. What did you meet this time? Wait a minute. What did you ever meet this time? Wait a minute. But wait a minute. You went to Atlantic City is south of where he lives. You meet the tell me he was living up here. I'll be back after the set-up. You know, five minutes to be both in the middle of the week. Drive. She'll drive anybody who will bottle scotch. I think all that water, you're getting flooded. I'll be right back. I know I went to the council. My conscience is clear. She's like a car. Is Eileen's conscience clear? Hold on. I think she's like a car dealer. Is Eileen's conscience clear? It is. Now, does what Eileen believe is just her perception? Yes, it's only your perception, Eileen. You're only perceiving what you say. Wow, it's going into a big, oh, oh my gosh. Hey, Billy, it's swinging into a big yes. Her perception, she just perceives everything she believes in. Oh, delusional. Oh my god. Let me just get, let me just decompress for a bit. Hold on. It's a decompress. Yeah, that means calm down and fancy life. Let me have, oh, let me take some swigs of. I should have brought my scotch in and an Mason jar and pour this in it. You know, scotch and soda, or scotch and Sprite, or scotch and. Well, I wish up my coffee. I wish coffee. Whiskey and coffee. I came from here until you went to Atlantic City. The lady from me. Are you Irish? Yeah, my lady from me. The reals contain you into Atlantic City. The people in the Atlantic City can tell you we've been down there. You know I have a real, I have a black thorn chilele, a real. I know my dad has a black thorn. I have it hanging up in my, I have one. I could bring it in, but I don't know what, you know, when you're gonna show up. Black thorn. How can I have one? I got it. That's how I can have one. Because I like, no, I like, I used to use it on my talk shows because it helped me emphasize. I got it from when Judge Judy used to slam the gavel on her desk in people's court. And it helped me, it helped me emphasize during talk shows. Judge Wopper. Judge Wopper. Oh, he was the first. He was the first. Judge Judy yells that she scolds everybody. Yeah, but anyway, let me tell you the black thorn chilele, when I knocked on it, like knocking on wood, it hurt my hand. That's hard, wood. They used to use it as weapons. And what happened was the British originally, the chilele was made from oak. And the English destroyed all the oak trees in Ireland. That's why they went to the Black Thorn, which is grown in County Wicklow, which is southeast of Ireland in the southeast corner. They have the Black Thorn Forest. Little education for people out there. But it really was a weapon from the Celtics warriors. And Rome never was able to invade Ireland, like they did England, actually. Now, Scotland, they never quite invaded Scotland. They said, well, for some reason, William doesn't believe you. Well, he kind of likes to be the only one that's allowed to talk, if you know what I mean. The holocaust of love, say what? Well, the only problem is what I can see is that if you're going, if it's going to be eight years, since you're not, there's a good chance he's got a wifey in his house that why hasn't he brought you for a weekend or a week to stay in his home? Your brother? Tell your brother to mind his own damn business. Well, he's like a vagabond, like a mooch, right? He's like a moocher. You know what? You know how you get rid of him? You say, get the hell, get the hell out, scram. You know, your boyfriend can call the police on him, you know? Why not? Did you hear this? She doesn't go to her boyfriend's house because her brother would intrude and try to get into her boyfriend's house and mooch off him. I said, why doesn't he call the cops? Listen, why doesn't Eileen's boyfriend, do you think all he has to do is file a police report that this guy is intruding? Yes, Eileen, it's as simple as that. Oh my god. Oh, oh, help me. I need scotch. Does Eileen have an incredibly wild, unbelievable imagination? Look how fast she is. Now she hasn't been to her boyfriend's house because it's her brother's fault. Isn't that incredible? Is Eileen not going to the so-called boyfriend's house that I'm sure her brother's fault? Oh, Eileen. She's a storyteller. Oh. This is not good. I know my brother does. He comes to my house. I'm the next person. Why does your boyfriend tolerate this guy? It's your boyfriend's house. What does your brother have to do with a so-called boyfriend? Is her it? I think she's paranoid of her brother. Is Eileen paranoid about her own brother? Is Eileen paranoid about her own brother? You want to take power over here? Yeah. You know what power? That's the immediate word. What's it say? Hey, uh, hey, uh, hey, uh, he doing, hey, do not. Now, now, Brown. Remember the Hakaoys on F-True? Oh. We're Frankie Corvair. He was an Italian playing the chief of the Hakaoys. Oh, Frank DeCovar. Oh, DeCovar, I'm sorry. Corv. That's Dr. Kvorky. I remember seeing him. He was a mean ass. I remember seeing him. Oh. What's wrong with you? Oh, he's a character, actually. Well, but I saw him when I talked to him. I was a solo bitch. I couldn't, I couldn't kill him. All right. I think he's, uh, he's like, he's like a male, Eileen. Eagerin? Here are we talks. Yes. Um. Not for quite a while. That's Eileen. That's Ray. That was football. It hasn't started yet, Ray. Now, um, just to change, to get off the subject, because this whole thing is getting on my nerves over here, um, with these individuals. Ray, it hasn't started. I'm talking about the world's best South America football season. Will, will, will, will William H. Moro's Indianapolis Colts have a good season this, this year? You gotta do what is hanging. All right. Will Billy Moro's Colts in the NFL have a good season? Will they have a great season? Will the Indianapolis Colts have a great season this year? Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. Okay, now, where the fans of Baltimore furious at the owner of the Colts for moving the Colts to Indianapolis? Yes. They're still, they're still very bitter about it. Well, because the Colts belong in Baltimore. They're legendary Colts. You know, when you think of the Colts, think of Bubba Smith, Johnny Unitis, uh, Don Shuler. Don Shuler. Now, Roger Storbach played for Navy. You know that? Could you imagine a reality show based on those two? It's worse than Bucktail. The both of us would be drinking lots of martinis, sir. You can't watch a show. You could not watch a show. I'll tell you one thing. If I, if I, if I video that, that'll probably go viral on, on YouTube. Is this reality? This, let's, let's just enjoy, damn, I should have brought Scotch weather. It's kind of a Scotch weather, too, because it's like, crisp and all, Jimmy, what weather is in Scotch? Well, not a heat wave. Yeah, it is. You can still have it. Come on. No, that's, that's ice cold beer. No, you can't have it any time of the day. Don't give me that season. Oh, crap. Like I do with marriage. Oh, by the way, how are the, your, your, your, uh, what was seasonal? The food? Oh, all these tells me. It's seasonal. It's seasonal. Oh, shepherd's pie. Seasonal. Uh, stuff. Yes, people don't eat it in the winter. Stuff clams. Um, um, um, I eat ice cream in the winter. He doesn't. Why does Dairy Queen close down in the winter? You haven't noticed that? No, they don't. Yes, they don't. No, they don't. DQ? No, never, never. Well, the one in Saddleburg does. Oh, I doubt that, because they sell other stuff. How, how were those beers I gave you? Excellent, excellent. You made them icy cold, right? No, I say don't call me and I won't call you. Shit. Next time I see you, I got a new one for you. It's called, um, it's a brewery out of the state of Maine called Dogfish Head, India Paleo. You know the dogfish is a, um, no, no, no, no. It's from India. It's, it's called IPA. It's, uh, Dogfish Head is, um, it's a shark native to the northeast, east coast. It's a shark. Anyway, I'll bring you tea tomorrow if I see it. Oh, gosh, I should have brought whiskey with me. This is, this is like worth a front row seat. Excuse me while I play the ukulele. Tiny bubbles in the wine. At least you got white teeth. You got white teeth like that commercial, the blackjack dealer. Oh, okay. You ever see that commercial? The dude that works in Vegas, they got his teeth taken care of and they're like absolutely white like a neon sign. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh my God. You know what? At least he, at least he got, at least he got it off our back. Tiny bubbles. I need a martini for me and Billy. Damn. I mean, be quiet, man. I can't hear you, man. Is it because she's Irish and she kissed the Blonnie Stone? Yeah, but she tells a lot of tall tales. I can't hear you, man. You whisper a lot. She's a bullshith. She gets very nervous when we ask questions about her so-called boyfriend. And the brother? I wonder how much the brother really is. Is she using, listen, is she using her brother, is Eileen using her brother as a scapegoat for covering up her boyfriend's real intentions? Jimmy, do that. I'm going to have a signal. Okay. I'll be right back. No, I'll join you. It's saying yes. She's using her brother as a scapegoat for her boyfriend's lack of sincerity. That is, it's going into a big yes. The mysticism of the pendulum, man. And look at that. Authentically, authentically, historically documented amulet from ancient times. And Italian, an Italian restaurant. I grew up with that food. I don't want that food. Yeah, what are you? Holy crap. Yeah. What are you? What are you? Senator Elizabeth Warren. She thinks she's part of Native American too. Well, Donald Trump says she's full. She's a liar. How does he know? Yeah, you're right. How does he know? What did he also say about Central Park 5? He makes fun of Pocahontas. What's the birth of the issue with Obama? What did he do with that? He won't let go. Right. Remember, you're listening to a moron. Okay. That changes. Ask it. That lies. Is our president Donald Trump an absolute idiot and moron? Is our president Donald Trump an absolute idiot and a moron? Right into a yes. Is Donald Trump a pathological liar? Yes. Does Donald Trump know ahead of time that he is going to lie deliberately? Oh, it's going into a big yes, Billy. Now he's going to bother Karen. I don't know about you, but he's getting on my nerves. He's very... He's very obnoxious. He's very... I kept cutting you off him. I don't know him. Now you do. Yeah, unfortunately. Don't I tell you to do something? I know the two of them. I don't know. Now I know I need to bring a mason jar of whiskey or rum. Yeah, you're right. There is no season for a good bottle of hooch. What is season? What does it mean? Like, you know, it's... What does it mean? It's out of season. It's in season. Food and beverages. There's a term seasonal, total load of bullshit. I didn't waste any time, Jimmy. You know, I think establishments use the word seasonal so they can jack up the... Oh, that's a good one. Do restaurants and food markets use the term seasonal as an excuse to jack up the prices? Oh, it's a game like the stock market in Wall Street. Yes, absolutely. It's a game. What underhandedness, shame on them. Are they equivalent to Carnival, charlatans and hucksters? Yes. Yes. Is American politics today equivalent to Carnival, charlatans and hucksters? She's got to move her way. Yes. Look, Jimmy's Jimmy. He'll have to do it. What, that guy? No, he saw my bag. I don't know. Let's see. He left first. I didn't see her. Oh. He just walked out. Well, maybe... Maybe they're going to have a quickie in the car? Is Eileen and that crazy man going to have a quickie tonight? Yes, it's saying they're going to have a... That's... You didn't even say goodbye to Eileen. Yes. Yes. How rude. No, she left. She went out the door. She went out the door. How rude that was. Oh, she's a whack job. Oh, she's definitely a whack job. Eileen, does she belong in an insane asylum? Look, look, look, look, look, Billy. She belongs in an insane, insane. Yes, she belongs in an insane asylum. Technically, does our President Donald Trump belong in an insane asylum? No. I agree with that. No, it says no. He's a whack job. He's a believer. No, but I think he's very deliberate in what he does. Yeah, that's a whole different story. You know, like Tony Robbins. You know what he does? Motivational speaker, he tells a lot of stories and he fills up time. Like, he takes people's money. So the biased product that he guides you on is to continue you to buy the next volume of DVDs. My buddy did a video for you. He told me about the bullshit. So he's like a mega church evangelist, TV evangelist. My buddy had to fly to North Carolina and do a documentary with four or five of these different motivational speakers. Tony Robbins, and I forget who else it was. And he said, I overheard them, Billy, in a room together and they were making a joke in the public. Hey, you know, Reverend Eich used to mock people out in private, too. Calling them a bunch of suckers that donate money. We teach Barnum. There's a sucker born every minute. Remember the guy called commercial in Pinocchio says, everyone in this room. I feel great. Something or other in this room. Great. Untapped. Untapped potential, by the way. Everyone in this room has untapped potential. Remember the guy I asked in the front when he heard what he wanted to be hearing? That's what I want to hear. Who, me? I have untapped potential? I could be somebody. Oh, I could be somebody. I could be a success. Yeah. I told you about the greatest, the greatest commencement speech you'll ever hear. I told you about that, right? You remember the commencement? Are you listening? The greatest commencement speech ever. I told you about the guy didn't lie like everybody else. And all the commencement, you're all special. He came on and it was all over the news. He said, none of you are special. He said, stop the crap. You know what they do? He said, you've got to go out and make yourself special. I'm not going to give you the crap that you're all special. You're all going to do these great things. I'm done. Well, I'm not going to be glad. No, I went for a smoke. Are you sure? Well, we're going to smoke. On that side. Well, I jumped up to the room. Everybody, does he give you rides? No, she has a nice car. Oh, you have a car? Yeah, you have a car. Unlike these other people that take the New Jersey Transit. She gave me a ride one day. Oh, that's nice of you. Yeah. I was in the shop and it was hard for me to walk. I remember I felt like my breathing. Yeah, that was driving. You know, I'll be here before you that on Monday. Monday. Oh, so you're a cancer to the crap. I'm August 1st. Leo, Leo. He's a Virgo. It doesn't mean he has nice legs. They're very critical. Virgo people are famous for being critical. It would be meticulous. Everything's got to be just like, you know, college, you know. We're using mysticism, the pendulum. People laugh, but I'm not moving it really. Want me to ask you a question? All right. What are you? You look, you're 45. Yeah, but you have smooth complexion. You look, you must be 32. My magic skin formula. Yeah. Yeah, O'Keeffe's. She's using O'Keeffe's. How long have you been married? Almost five years. Fairly, fairly. Are you married for five years? How about that? Oh, that other cuckoo bird. They got rid of her. Oh, my God. Oh, she was really a piece of work. All she does is pop out. She gets knocked up. She gets knocked up. She doesn't ever pat the piss in and she gets knocked up all the time. She's like Octamom. Remember her from Florida? That was eight compared to four. Yeah. Well, she took fertility drugs. There's a woman that had four kids already and the doctor gives her a prescription for fertility pills. This is Octamom. You know, motivational... I used to eat octopus sushi, but it's a little chewy though. Well, that's tender, at least. It's tender. You like scallops? You like scallops, Karen? You like scallops? You like scallops? I love scallops. All kinds of scallops. Bay scallops. Sea scallops. Calico scallops. The little tiny ones. Clams. Superdipeshia. Superdipeshia. I love the scallops. I love the scallop three. In the buffet, they had bouillabaisse in the cream sauce. They had mussels, cherry-stone clams and shrimp in a cream sauce. Oh, man, was that great. I put it over some Arabic rice with almonds in it. Slippery. I got it in a buffet in Saddlebrook. I always got it. By the Walmart. I always got it. Saddlebrook to Saddlebrook Mall. On the way to Friendly's in Homeward Park. Come on, it's a good day. No, it's not. No, wow. You see me pop out of a cake. What's that going to say? Throw up. Yeah, I've got cake out of here. We don't need that drug. You know where they overdue to saying that oh, you're all special is parents. Think their kid. Especially yuppie parents with money. Think their kid is special. Their kid is more special. You ever see kids in Little League Baseball? The parents are yelling at the coach. How come my kid is sitting on the bench? Well, like William said one time, maybe your kid sucks. Maybe he can't play baseball. That's the bottom line. Play your best. Maybe he can't play baseball. Yeah, he left with her. We were like one minute before her, then she got it. The parents get yelling at the coach a lot. Because your father wouldn't take it. My father wouldn't take it. I would put the parents on the on a splintered bench. I'd say get you out of the stadium. I would have been the son of a bitch. And then if he tried anything, I would keep a billy club or a chaleli or I would keep a chaleli with me in case the parents try to attack me. If I was the coach, I'm right on the temple. Kill them. Kill them. Right away. Boom. Now I'm all riled up. I know you are. We can't shut you up Jimmy. I know the coaches can yell that. We all know that. How do you know we all know it? I played my whole life. Because their kid is more special than everyone else. Yeah. I'm not going to be arrested. I'm not going to be arrested. I'm going to be arrested. That's my middle name. I really have to bring the chaleli in. William Hamilton Marlton. Yeah, you sound like... It even has a shamrock on it. Come quickly. Hamilton. He's like Thurston House. He has a shamrock on it too. It's a both-thesis. Both-thesis. Yeah, how did Thurston howl and lovey get all that furniture? I know that. Who built it? You know, I think the Skipper, Gilligan, the professor, they slept on hammocks. Thurston had a bed. But they never showed Mary Ann's ginger and Mary Ann. So we don't know if they slept on a hammock or not, really. Well, let's go. That's it. That's enough. That's enough for one day. Oh, my God. This is maniacal Saturday Madness. Maniacal Saturday Madness.