 THE SEVEN OF DIAMONDS! What? Sorry. My mind is playing tricks on me. Josh! This is McCormick. I'm Rick. You can follow us on Instagram and Twitter for more juicy content. Stop reading joke books. I swear to you. Let us know what's up. Thank you very much for watching. I'm Patreon. Yes! Follow us to your true account and subscribe. We like Button. We love supporters. That's why we wear a jockstrap all the time. Yep. Today we got a- Always reminds me of Grease. When she's making the announcement and she says, Be an athletic supporter. Realizes what she just said. Yeah. I remember that one. Today this is a cricket video. It's got 12 stump flying crazy deliveries in cricket. Well, what I read were 12 stumps flying crazy. And I just couldn't help but see body parts going all over. Oh, there's my stump! There's a stump. Pirate leg. Woo! So obviously this is bowling deliveries. Right. And basically- Flying crazy deliveries. Basically when they hit a wicket and the wicket goes flying. Fly. Basically a really- Big time stump banger. Your mom. That's her nickname on the streets. The stump banger. Hey, hook on to the big time stump banger. Where are you right now? All the kids call you Stumpy. Where are you from? Louisiana. That's what it sounds like. Yep. There you go. 12 stumps flying. It's a great band name. 12 stumps flying. What class of a big ball is this, Andre? A little stump out the ground. And it's a zenzos. Is that where the term comes from when you say I'm stump? The windows on these shots are kind of insane. Lovely same school. Did you see that cool back in? Damn. It's coming in and then it goes back out the other way. Dang. Do the bowlers ever keep the stumps? Or they keep the bowls. I'm not sure if it is, it's in here. Damn. Wow. No doubt about that. The windows on these erds. Completely freaked him out. He did not think it was coming back in. Wow. He did not think it was coming back in that way. That's an insane delivery right there. That would be true. Reverse swing. Dang. Wow. I felt a little weird when all the music just suddenly stopped. It's like, should we be quiet now? Oh wow, that was amazing. The music not going down. I don't know. That was weird. Out front. Wow. He tipped it. That's unfortunate. Yeah. Stoppage makes me feel like we're going from a roller coaster to standing online for Peter Pan. Very strange. It's a cool guy. I've had a hundred chances to get a professional cricket bat. Do you think he could? If I was bowling? Yeah. A hundred chances. No. Never. A professional player. No way. I think I would bowl a hundred times and I would never once hit the wicket. Not once. I would have a much better chance of success if I was the batsman and a professional bowler was throwing at me. You think so? I think in that scenario I would have a shot of somehow getting my bat on one ball out of a hundred. I don't think ever in a million years I could get a ball past a professional batsman. No way. No way. I definitely could. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. That's my toxic trait. One of the things that really sucks, but it's also great, one of the things that sucks about this sport is that you go up to hit and with one ball your day is over offensively. Done. Because once you're out, you're out. That's it. You don't get up again like in baseball where you get to hit about three innings of the game. In terms of hitting, yeah. Yeah. I mean you still get to play defensively. That's what's so amazing about guys that just regularly go up and hit centuries. What? Yeah. What? At that level? Absolutely insane. At that level you go up and you hit a century because any mistake you make you're done for the day. Did you see, this isn't baseball, but did you see that the catcher who got thrown out? Thrown out by the ump. What? That ump has got to be fined. That was ridiculous. If you don't know what we're talking about, there was a play in spring training where the catcher, as is the case, the catcher's waiting for a ball from the umpire because when a new ball is put into play, which is 25 times an inning sometimes, sometimes the umpire will throw the ball to the pitcher himself or he'll just drop it into the hand of the glove of the catcher. So the catcher's not looking at the ump. He goes like this, doesn't feel the ball, so he assumes it's not coming. The umpire goes to drop the ball in his glove and he doesn't catch it. The umpire thought he was standing him up and threw him out of the game. More on. Umpires in baseball have way too much power. That's why I hate it. I saw an umpire throw out the organ player because they played three blind mice on a bad call. And so the umpire turned around and screamed, get out of here. I forget what it was. Can an ump do that? I forget what it was, but there was a video of a pitch and it was way out. Oh, I've seen it. And he called it a strike. Called it a strike. And the guy drew the line. Yes. Because it was clearly out, vitally, mild. Clearly. And the ump on the side is like feelings hurt and threw him out. Way too much power for the umpire. How often does it happen in cricket where officials, umpires, are they called umpires as well as officials? Where they have the authority to throw someone out of the game. Because in baseball, it happens pretty frequently, especially for managers. Managers arguing, especially if a player or a manager argues strikes and balls, you're not allowed to do that with an umpire. Umpires have very little patience for that. I didn't know how often that's part of the game. Yeah. Because that's part of the game for all of our sports here in America. It happens more frequently where a player's thrown out of a game in baseball than I think in any other sport. Yeah. Um, football, you have to do something pretty egregious. Same with basketball. Same with basketball. Like I speak of personal foul, you hit somebody in the head. It has to be fighting. Yeah. It has to be unnecessary roughness. Unsportsmanlike conduct combined really, really bad. What's this really? Six times, batsmen refused to walk back despite edging the ball. No, they were edging the ball. Do we want to know that? I don't even know what that means. Edging? Yeah. You don't know that term? Where that term comes from? Edging? No, I'm saying in this sense, not what you're talking about. No, I was using it as the actual, you know, they're edging the ball. No, I'm talking about this edging. Oh yeah, I don't know what that means, but I don't know what the other one means. Am I right? If you don't know. Shut up. Anyways, let us know what are the cricket videos. Don't look it up. Get the video through here. Act two down below. Just...