 Recently, um, it has come to my attention that some of you are getting impatient regarding your boy Pizza. I shouldn't be showing you this, is this confidential stuff? I'm sorry, Pizza, I have to show them this. So I was getting a little antsy, I was waiting for the game to start, I was like, come on man, like we gotta play already, everyone wants it. And I get this text, I'm super scared to play you, can we please call it off Matt? Please. You're really the best YouTuber, way better than me. And while this may be facts, I had to let him know we're still playing. Know you little bitch, sack up and let's play boy. He said, uh, okay, give me a week to train, I don't want to be embarrassed, sad face. So if any of you were confused, that's where we're at, it's out of my hands. Out of my hands. But okay, welcome back, we are three and O in this series of Will and Matt, last week to all these games have been bangers. Hopefully I can get a new corner. I need to get rid of Gene Baptist because that was so scary last game and we were this close to losing off of it. I actually really won off of a fluke play last game. All right, so hopefully after this episode we can be four and O, that means there's only like four games, four wins left and we're in the playoffs already. So that would be awesome. We are going to get the promo wheel spin again. Um, you guys got to give me some suggestions for the regular season wheel because I have a lot of good ideas for the really good spins, but I don't have so many ideas for the not so amazing spins. Right. All right. So 84 to 89 on the promo wheel. So any 84 to 89 player from Team Diamonds, oh my God, we were that close to it being Team Diamonds. We get ultimate kickoff. Ultimate kickoff is an old one, but they'll definitely have 84 to 89. Oh good. There's a punter and a kicker. Just what I wanted. Oh, a detackle or a right guard. Oh my God. I would totally take a right guard. I think I'm going to get Kevin Zeitler unless there's something insane here in 84 or we could get Jonathan Joseph. Oh my God. Wait, this is actually a tough decision now. I hope my next spin can give me a corner, but I do get an 86 overall right guard head to the team. So that's pretty good. All right. That leaves one more spin on the regular season wheel. There is always a chance that we get the jackpot and we definitely didn't get it on this one, but it is. We'll get the Team Diamonds anyway. Let's go. All right, boys, we get the Team Diamonds player from whatever team we're about to land on here and it's going to be the Browns. Is that Josh Gordon? What? I think it's Josh Gordon. What? That'll be kind of cool. Oh, it's Jarvis Landry. What? It's Josh Gordon. He's not even on the, he's not even in the league, right? He was on the Patriots. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. But okay. Jarvis Landry. That is like mediocre. We got the juice. Boy, I got the juice. I got the juice. Boy, I got the juice. Boy, I got the juice. Boy, I got the juice. Boy, I got the juice. I got the juice. Boy, I got the juice. I got the juice. I got the juice. That's it. Look at how much juice we have on this lineup. Tyree killed Jarvis Landry to Shawn Jackson. We got the Little Guy squad at wide receiver and the Little Guy squad at backfield, bro. Russell Wilson is tiny and so is Barry Sanders. Got a bunch of little guys. Now all we need is me and my 6'5", 245 stature to even it out. We of course cannot go anywhere without the challenge wheel. So let's see what challenge we are granted today did not complete my last challenge. So let's get this one. Oh no. Oh no. Ow. All right, boys. We're in for a big one. Oh my God. He's testing Brian Dawks in the ball by ball. B Dawks got it. What kind of sack is that? What? There's no way you're catching Barry Sanders. I don't care who you are. You're not catching. Oh my God. Of course, dude. Of course. That's why I don't kick the ball. You're sweet, dude. You got a free kick return. Nice. Oh my God, I really just... This is like, this is so maddened for you. I was looking at my phone on both of those plays. I was looking at my phone and I got a kick return on me and I was looking at my phone and I blocked a kick. Oh my God. He's literally going to let me do it again. Are you insane? What is wrong with you? Oh wait, wait, wait, wait. That's not there. Oh my God. You're kidding me. I have a great time. What? And I didn't tackle him? That was whack. That one was whack. All right. This game is a shit show. First and 10. We got to keep them out of the ends on somehow. I think he's just going to keep running the ball. Yeah. I don't know if he already knows how bad my... This is going to be holy shit that time for everything. I don't know what I can do about that, like, is that there? Sean Jackson found a window. Wow. Look at that. That's some sketchy stuff right there. That's sketchy business. A is wide open. Like so open. KJ Wright. I love KJ Wright. Like every single game he's having the mad yards. That was almost a pick. I would have cried. Go, go, go, go, go. Shit out. All right. That's going to make it 14 to 13. I like that. And I get the ball half. Counter. Because obviously I can't stop this onslaught. Oh, he's throwing right to me. Get that shit out of here. Let's go. Mike Vick is 0 for 2 with an interception. Oh, play action. Sack. Sacked him at the 19. Dude, I was so convinced that was a run that I just fully committed with B-Daw. Let's see if he does another run play. Yup. I'm screaming with thought. Oh, I was there. And tackle broken. But Gene Baptist. I don't know what he did, but he got him to pull back. Fourth and goal. He's taking the middle. Bro, that was 100% a touchdown. I don't know what happened. Oh, look at that. Look at that. That playmaker is sick. Oh, my goodness. Did Barry just catch it? He caught that. Yo, he caught that. He went out of bounds, obviously, but he caught that. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Shit. And I threw a pick. Oh, no. He might return that. Wait, what? Oh, my God. I can't believe that just happened. That's so bad. Did I just... Oh, my God. I can't believe that just happened. That's so bad. Oh, my God. I can't believe that just happened. That's so bad. Did I just... Orange? Oh, my God. Of course, big hitter fumble. Sweet. Fake screen wheel. What the fuck? I just had everyone backed up as far as I could. Bro, literally maybe 50 seconds ago, this game was 13 to 14. Why are you showboating? It's like my dig. I'm just spreading lines all over the space. All right. So we got to remove the area slay, sadly. And we got to remove Zitler. And we got to spin the loser's wheel. Now, this might not be terrible because the team is already so bad that I'm pretty confident that the loser's wheel can't hurt us that bad. But we'll see. I just realized this. I don't know why I'm this stupid. My wheel spin was the Broncos team diamond, not the Browns. It doesn't matter because I lost them anyway. But oh, my God. So sorry. I misspoke. I lost Kevin Zitler and Jarvis Landry. But I wasn't even supposed to have. I'm so sorry. This whole episode is just an L. All right. One spin on the loser's wheel for our L. This whole episode is just a big L right now. That's all I got to say. It's going to... Oh, God. It's going to wipe our D-line. There goes our Aaron Donald. And there goes our Javon Kiers. Ah! I guess it could have been worse. If I had lost Brian Dawkins or Barry Sanders or something, that would have been horrendous. So I'll survive. That's too bad. But we just got to take this episode, erase it from my memory, and get a win in the next episode. All right. That's it, guys. Next episode's got to be better. I'll see you guys next one. Peace out.