 I'ma be honest with you guys. I had no intention on reacting to this show until I ran a poll on my channel. A lot of you voted for this. So we're gonna check out this show and a few days from now we're gonna check out Vinland Saga. Anyways, let's start. Episode one, a full metal alchemist called Full Metal Alchemist. Wow, that's better than anything I could've thought of. The freezing alchemist. Oh wait, whoa, whoa, whoa! English, uh-uh. So, there we go. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Let me drown myself into this world. Like if I'm basing this show off in this first shot so far, it's already light years ahead of Attack on Titan. Like technology-wise, I see lights and the way it is streets is like hexagonal. The size of that circle or whatever, that shape looks like whatever he's drawing on the floor would talk right now. What a name, Colonel Roy Mustang? What a name like that? You're bound for greatness. Use it however you like. What kind of show is this? Brr, Brow, Bradley. Oh, so this is like German based. Furr, furr, I don't know. Edward Elric, wow. It's the most English name I've seen in a while. What the fuck am I watching? I already love the setting. Woo, it is like bending and shit or alchemy. I mean, I should have known it's called full metal alchemist. Oh, shit. Thanks for telling me. Thanks for that exposition, buddy. Oh, this guy's insane, isn't he? Fuck, his bat is dressed up as him. His bat is dressed up as him. What other piece of media or piece of life could you say that? His bat has his face on it. And it made that Smash Brothers sound like... I don't know if this is the stupidest shit I've ever seen or the coolest. Oh, fuck, he ruined his drip. Look at this. Oh, shit, okay, okay. We get in somewhere. Episode one, full metal alchemist. Why does he look like a dolphin? Alfonzi? What are these names? That's his younger brother. What did his father fuck? Optimus Prime? So I'm guessing... What is this, man? I'm loving this. Y'all are a bunch of dumbasses, man. He's an alchemist. Why'd you do that? He said, you better listen to daddy talks. Yeah, let's let a guy named Isaac the freezer buy a puddle of water. You fucking dumbasses. Oh, my God! What is this music? Y'all got me already! So he's part of them and now he's... part of like a rebellion. Yeah, that's right. He has like a... an arm. Like a mechanical arm, they call it an automobile. And then his brother... is in a suit. Is he a knight? I don't know. Your body's meeting him and his brother. Oh, I'm gonna love this guy, aren't I? Or girl, I still don't know what it is. His name was Alfonzi. I don't know what that is. I've never heard of an Alfonzi in my life. He's gonna keep saying his name until we know it. So is this the thing like they're all gonna call him little and he's gonna get pissed? Is that like an anime thing? Ladies, your husband... Oh, baby! Ladies, your husband better talk about you that way. They better not be talking shit. If they're talking shit behind your back, dump their ass. Better yet, cheat on them. Yeah, I'm endorseing cheating. As a guy that was cheated on twice, I endorse it. Your husband better, better say your name with excitement. Yo, she's so cute! Look at his face! This is like spy family with alchemy. Center on lightning, Elric! Or, or, or... What the fuck is your name? How is the other guy gonna eat? Take your fucking helmet off, bro. Yeah, take that shit off! You're gonna pass on this food. You big motherfucker. The crimson alchemist. Is this like the crimson chin but a different universe? Why are you all letting these two talk? Oh, this guy's evil. You're not evil unless you laugh. Why would you all let these two high-class... Do I even have to say anything? Man, this music is gonna do something to me. Thank God this is right hand, man. I'm fine with losing my right hand. I need my left hand for other things. Going to fucking... Oh, he's gonna break it. There's something else going on with this guy. Once I get my body back, so I'm guessing his soul is trapped into this suit or something. And his arm is gone. Like, there's something going on here, man. Are they not gonna get their bodies back until like the last episode? That would be the funniest shit ever. That's enough for me to watch the show to the end. And here this guy goes again, drawing circles in the street. He said it once. Damn, this music is top tier. Alright, that dog's a little ugly looking, but it's a dog, so I'll let it pass. I'm learning chemicals. This is like science class, this show. I'm loving this. This is more than I learned in school. It's not as easy as it looks. Neil Armstrong's in this! Fucking spaceship's about to land. How the fuck did he say that without moving his mouth? That was like a strong delivery. How the fuck are you talking? There we go, his jaw's moving. His mustache moves when he talks instead of his mouth. If I was an anime character, I'd be him. I like this. The flame alchemist, the steam alchemist, the weed alchemist, that would be me. Y'all already know. Y'all already know I'm loving this with all the elements and shit. I don't know about that, man. Flame will never beat water. Have you ever seen Zuko versus Katara? When someone laughs in these shows, it's never good. Dude, the fucking Satan comes out of the ground right now. This is on top of me. So did he plant these circles around the entire city? And now he's just activated the main circle? Oh, who knows. So this is a big deal I'm guessing. A philosopher's stone. Isn't that an item in Pokemon? What? This dude just stopped the mountain with his hands. I'm in the earth. Holy shit. This guy's surfing on ice. I was right. It was shaped like a circle. Yeah, come on. Look at him commanding. The commander. Does that make sense? That's dope right there. I'm not gonna lie, man. This is a cool show so far. I still want to know why the fuck he's in that thing. We have earthbending fire, water, steam, rain. Where the fuck is his head? Thank God you said it, bro. Thank God for exposition man over here. He's just explaining the whole show to us. In the beginning, he explained to us who the people are, what's going on. He just gave us everything. This is literally like the narrator. The narrator put himself into the anime. Look, he's telling us everything. Come on, keep going. Who's their dad? Everything. Oh shit. Edward and Alphonse performed human transmutation and that's why they're in this position that they're in right now, I'm guessing. It's forbidden. It's like the thing you don't do because if you do it, you gotta deal with the repercussions, I'm guessing. A flashback in the first episode. Oh my God, that's a line. You've taken your first step in the hell? Oh my God, this is sick. Man, music is so crucial. Without music, I would not feel this scene as that much. But it's like I've known this character my entire life when he gave us that little backstory. The music you took in your first step in the hell. Oh God, I got chills, man. Take me to hell, Eddie. Oh my God, man. See, I learned that from Avatar, the last airbender. Ooh, he's like bloodbending now. I don't know who to trust, man. I feel like he's on to something. I don't see him as like a full enemy. He's talking about the country, corruption and shit. Maybe he's seeing something that's making him act this way. But he's crazy. If you're laughing like this, you're psychotic. They really connect you with these characters really fast. I already love this character, Edward. I'm not too crazy about Alfonzi yet. And this guy snaps his fucking fingers. And the fire comes out. I wish I could do that. All my exes. Burn, bitch. Don't laugh at his face. He has an eye patch. God, this is insane. He's just standing there. This is the first episode. That sequence with the song. Oh my God. What did I just watch, man? I was sick. That was the first episode, man. That's how you start a series. Who is that? Now he's smiling. He was standing there looking like the Saiyans. Oh, trust this guy. Not at the what he just did. Now he's smiling. Oh, trust me. Forward. Is that his name? Forward. For furry? He's a fucking furry? I definitely don't trust him. Now he's saying, listen to your elder's speech. I don't know, man. You look a little older than he is, man. But I do wish I got flowers, man. Girls, you gotta give men flowers. I would love to get a flower one day. I love them so much. I got them tatted on my body. You can't see my new one, but I got one. I love flowers, man. We need more ladies giving men flowers. The fuck? Oh, I just show your cock while you're at it. Don't tell me that's the end of the episode. Hello. We got another anime hottie. Do we? What the fuck is that Tommy Biggles? Tommy Biggles. I don't know who that was, but I already know. I'm gonna get a stiffy from her once or twice, or maybe a thousand times in one episode. So what do I think? What an episode. First of all, that episode really brought me in. And I say this whenever I react to any of the animes. I like to be brought in with the first episode. I give series... This is a series... This is like three episodes before I really get it. But when an episode or when a series, a show, gets me in from that first episode, I have a good feeling. I have a good feeling about this show. The music already got me. I love the character Edward. I'm not too crazy about Alfonzi, but I'm sure I will. He seems like a little bitch, but so did Armin on Attack on Titan, and we all know I love him now. So these little bitch characters turn out to be hard dudes in the end. I'm a hard dude, so I like that. No pause. Okay. Anyways, I'm excited to see where this show goes. I want you guys to let me know down below your first experience with full metal alchemist. When you first saw that first episode, what did you think? Did you feel like me? Were you like blown away by the visuals and the music and the character development? The fucking flashback of the first episode? You're taking your first step into hell. Oh god, that's gonna be in my head. I might use that one. Anyways guys, that's it. I'm gonna go practice alchemy in my room somewhere.