 You know overall the Democratic Party may not necessarily be offering me any policies that I like But the fact that they do all of these really cool dances It shows me how hip they are as a millennial and it makes me want to vote for them You all know what I'm talking about the Pete with a judge high hopes dance whatever the fuck this is look Neoliberal centrists they know that their policies suck So the way that they try to make up for it and appeal to young folks is by coming up with these cringe Really dances and the Pete with a judge high hopes dance That's not a new phenomenon like back in the 90s at the Democratic National Convention they were doing the Macarena and Yes, it was just this cringy then as these types of idiotic dance routines are now You know it shows that the people working for them even though they're trying to have fun it just comes off as overly culty to me and I just hate it and They have a way of making songs that are popular that people wouldn't otherwise really listen to Hate these fucking songs with a passion now in 2016 It was the fight song Hillary Clinton had the fight song at every rally and I absolutely hate that song I still hate that song. It's one of the worst songs I think ever created, but now the high-hop song I think because it's accompanied with the dance. It's ten times worse like it's exponentially worse It's just it's just so stupid like you don't need a dance to appeal to young folks All you need are policies and that's how you're going to get people on board You're not going to demonstrate how hip and cool you are by doing these dumb ass dances You're going to make us hate you more because it shows how out of touch you are Because if you think that this is what's going to appeal to youngsters Well that in and of itself showcases how out of sync you are with the Democratic electorate namely young people So of course since I hate all of these dances. I asked my patrons What do you hate more the fight song or the high-hopes song? Which I think objectively speaking is one of the worst songs ever created objectively speaking not subjectively objectively speaking you can you can figure out some scientific way to measure how shitty songs are and High hopes would be near the top of that list so Between the fight song and the Buddha judge high-hopes song My patrons were very clear They hate Pete Buddha judges high-hopes song way more than the Hilary fight song three times more as a matter of fact So, you know this poll isn't surprising I'm glad that they hate it as much as I do But let's look at some of the comments because I think that they really you know describe the situation well Stephanie says listen to me white people who get roped into dancing for a candidate is less cringe than Organizing celebrities to sing a song designed to manufacture hype and good vibes for a candidate They were shoving down our throats as quote the best audio guy says Centrists shouldn't be allowed to access the arts you need soul for that Once you've sold your soul to the oligarchs like their moral compass your musical tastes can only point to shit Tony says I hear the high-hopes song at work and it makes me want to throw up and now that Pete uses it I hate him even more Karen says Hilary sucks watch it Karen You better watch how you speak about the Queen Borgon says Where's the survey for best campaign song ever because even though I thoroughly dislike Donald Trump his song the USA freedom kids The official Donald Trump jam is completely awesome You could not create a better anthem for the alternate reality of our totalitarian present It's like Stalinist realism, but for American conservative kid pop music deal from strength or get crushed Every time Liz says Buddha judge equals cringe Hilary song equals cramp Garrison says definitely Buddha judge. So I mean there you have it I think that people on the left are in unanimous agreement that Pete Buddha judges high-hopes dance is not only stupid, but It makes me hate Pete Buddha judge even more like I Know like maybe I've just become way too cynical Because that's what politics has done to me covering it this closely now for multiple years But I hate it so much. It's just it's weird. It's robotic. It's culty and it's cringe-worthy more than anything It's cringe-worthy. So Yeah, it seems like people agree with me and for good reason It's kind of stupid and people to judge his team should stop doing it But if they're not then every time we see a video of it We should definitely go out of our way to point out how silly they look because it is um, it's really fucking stupid It is I'm sorry. I don't mean to be a dick, but Sorry, not sorry. It's fucking dumb. Stop doing it Girlie Mike Fettuccine needs your support on patreon. What a loser Visit patreon.com Slashed humanist report to support the low ratings humanist report sad My views are much higher