 Three minutes ago. Yeah, come on up. Come on. Yeah. Come on Michael. All right, welcome everyone You're not close enough Leave it. No one's gonna touch it. All right, everyone's got a better one than yours. I Don't mind three years old because it still works in Australia the internet is so bad that it doesn't matter how fast your laptop is It's not the limiting factor You're born in Australia everyone if you're born Australia you get a jumpbox on US East one Birthday present all in it is through that Everyone has a VPN because we have terrible TV as well. So we have to borrow other people's TV Sorry Michael and I Have organized this room now some of you thought this is an open conference with tracks and you can move between the tracks That is incorrect. That is your seat for the next two days And Obviously there are other talks and you but on the on the calendar it is the gray ones the gray ones represent the core projects Do you want to talk about why we picked the talks we did? Do you remember why we picked them? Well, they had to be Core project updates, right? So a lot of the submissions did not fall into that area So unfortunately we had to kind of weed those out, right? Yeah, but generally these people. Sorry We looked at profile heads and if they're ugly that was it. Yeah, that's part of it for sure. That's why it's why Michael couldn't You know, so it was Obviously updates that that we see in the field the things that are of interest to our customers Awesome technologies. Yeah No, I mean and it's it's as Chip and if you've ever seen chip I have you or any of the foundation talk about the status of the whole cloud family. There are 40 projects 40 pms Obviously lots of repos like 200 to 500 repos amongst all of that and we have two days to get through core projects So it is sad, you know, like there is no Bosch track What happens? We've never had a Bosch track We had a Bosch day Bosch day was an independent reject comp for sorts Organized by Colin Humphries about he organized at the same time as you're selling a company to Pivotal So they never wanted to do it ever again. I guess I don't know So, you know certain things could do with their own track entirely But so we're trying really hard to to pick a talk You know the core things like credit up like UAA things that perhaps you might never have a sat down and looked at And so it's yeah, I think it's there. It's a really interesting track for the next two days Obviously the whole conference is interesting. Yeah credit up Kubernetes. Obviously, that's huge this year, right? Yeah, a window server containers. Yeah, we have a lot of interest to that for that Yeah, you know some of us are probably not windows to our self a lot for the last 10 years and and that's unfortunate because half the population of developers are still you know using windows and They deserve nice things too. So huge effort has gone into from Pivotal and others to make Cloud Foundry and make Bosch work with windows And it's really nice to be able to say yes, we can bring our experience to you So that yeah super important at least to get a feel for what we've what's been going. Yeah about 2016 now We get true containers true containers. That's good. Yeah All right. Yeah, do you want to introduce out first to good-looking people? I don't know why I started for anyone that just walked in I was wondering why I'm talking about aesthetics of the human body It was just the weird way I got people are staying on the outside There is this natural affinity to say you know what the middle is dangerous if I still on the outside No one will talk to me So I talked to those people Lots safer You and I are gonna be talking very soon about how that's a better seat for you. All right, that's gonna be a great seat Because the speakers you've had to introduce them. What's going on? What's wrong? Nothing's wrong. He looks like he's bearing bad news I Like you to like you to bear good news You can introduce them. I'm just filling in time. You don't need introduction. That's bullshit need a great introduction to talk about create up and and everything going on with Using is like clave Andrew and the rest of the ecosystem Please put your hands together