 All right, here we go. Are we ready? Yes. This is a game where you will be presented mug shots of different people, and you will have to guess why they got arrested. One correct answer gets one point. This is round number one. Falsifying COVID-19 vaccination card, criminal trespassing, lied about having cancer, possession of a controlled substance. She kind of looks like she'd be your cousin or something today. What? Someone like, look at your eyebrows and cheekbones. And you guys aren't both blonde. You're also white. She has brown hair. You guys are both dark blonde. I want to say B. I said B. I'm changing my mind. I'm saying B and here's why. Criminal trespassing. There was a restraining order. What probably happened, she got fired from her job and then she went back and she was going back over there to get back at them and she was trying to steal staplers and other office supplies. And they throw her in the clink because she was trespassing. I'm going to go with a B. That's good. But here's the thing. That story wouldn't get super popular unless it was some ridiculous thing like A. So that's why I think it's A. I think it's A. Otherwise, you know, I'm a controlled substance. Who cares? Why do I have a cancer? Perfectly fine to do it if you're a road scape striker. Not if you... It's got to be A. And she's smiling in her mug shot. She is smiling. I think she's thinking about smiling. Which is why I think that she's hot. Are we ready? Yes. Okay, A, B, A, D. The correct answer? Dremel. Oh, God. Okay, that's gum truts. Okay. She was charged with criminal trespassing. I lost. Okay, the divergent star, 25, was arrested and charged with criminal trespassing and engaging in a riot while protesting the crime... Wait, that was the... That was a litter face? What? She's a... Wait, that's the divergent girl? Wait, what's that divergent? Is that the Secret Life of American Teenager Girl? I've never heard of... Yes! It is? What? Wait, it's Aaron Rodgers. Isn't that a baseball player? No, that is not Aaron Rodgers' ex. That's what he said. I thought Aaron Rodgers' ex was the G4 girl. You're saying yes it is. I'm gonna be honest with you. He does look like a doctor. He looks like a shithead, so I'm gonna say D. Why do you think he looks like a shithead? Just look at his face. That is a punchable face. That's what we call it. Yeah, and he's smirking. He looks like, oh, I'm so funny. He's like, look, I'm so funny. No remorse, no dory, no nothing. It's 100% a D or a C, because it's C because he's like the superniculous, or D because he's an ass. I agree with that, Sam. What actually happened was that he was hanging out outside the liquor store by a school, and when some kid came up to him and asked him if he could buy them liquor, he said yes. He bought the kid liquor and liquor made the kids sick. The kid couldn't go to school and the guy didn't wanna get in trouble for it, so he said, well, you and I look kind of the same. I'm gonna go to school for you. And so he ended up trying to go to school for the kid. And then he hit him. And then he smelt to him. And then he punched him and smelt his face. And that's why it hit him personally. And then he tried to treat his injuries. D, D, D, D. The correct answer is, Dremel Cameron Dallas was arrested on charge of a second degree assault, which is a felony police said. He posted a $5,000 down. We were so wrong. No. Wait, I was closest. Wait. That's true. It doesn't count. You still have a zero point. We all felt like assault was too basic. Yeah. Okay, this guy impersonated a student. Yes. Was he lying nude on the street? D, stalking a family member. C, faking a crime in order to be arrested. Or D, assault and claims of being half a ring of things. He looks like he can do all these things. He does though. In one night. Wait. And I will tell you why, but I don't want to do all these things. I didn't do it A or B. I think the answer is B. I think he looks like he is a fucking creep in a weirdo and that he probably was stalking, like, I don't know, his like third cousin who lives down the street at the trailer park. So he's probably stalking her and now he's in jail. Or he's got to live in a trailer park, Ms. Because he's trashy and white. Okay. Unbelievable. A man was charged of abrogated assault with a deadly weapon. I knew it. He was talking on the phone in the fusion center to get more monkey blood and claims that he was half a ring of things. When approached by the police, he claimed to be friends with George Bush and Elvis Presley. No shot. He's friends with George Bush. He was on a bath. I can't believe he would act like that when his friends with George Bush and Elvis Presley. Yeah. He's really just making George Bush and Elvis Presley. And he just throws them under the bus home page. All right. This one. This one has to be the moment that I get my first point. Yeah. Otherwise I should just split long ahead. Okay. Was this lady charged of A? Indecent exposure in place of worship. Oh God, I'm scared. Assisting in an illegal gambling ring. Hmm. She does look like she'd do a white collar crime. Passing false checks or indecent exposure. Okay. Ness, what do you think? I feel like. I saw her on kick last night. You don't get arrested if you do that on kick. She got a one day ban. I am going with A. I'm going with S. Phantomardi Gras. Okay. The correct answer is. A model with a massive following was arrested during the Super Bowl on Sunday after she hopped over some railing, tried to go running on the field and then flash her butt. There you go. So it was A. You want to know how I knew this? No, it was D. It was on Twitter. It was D. No, it's A. I put D. Place of the Super Bowl. Yes, this is the Super Bowl. On Sunday, it's the Lord's Day. Next is Bruno Mars. No. Our favorite. Wait, what? Is that really him? Yeah. Apparently he got arrested for something, but I've never seen what it was for. Okay. Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars. Was it A. Joyriding. B. Causing a disturbance in a public area. C. Driving under the influence or deep possession of a controlled substance. No, there's no way it's C. Otherwise, he would have got a massive hate threat for that. Joyriding. What's Joyriding? Seeing your car and driving it. He's rich, he doesn't need to steal products. He is too good of an image. There's no way he did driving under the influence or like there's just no way. Or possession of controlled substance. No one is too good for alcoholism. He could have had like. But under the driving, it's a little ridiculous. I think he got drunk one night and he caused a disturbance in a public area. This is Bruno Mars, right? I don't know. It looks like him. I think Bruno Mars is an industry plant and I think the only way that he's able to do what he does under a lot of drugs and he obviously got caught one time with his fucking drugs and probably got away with it by paying a shift ton of money and removing this article from Dexterita. So I'm gonna say it's D. Possession of a controlled substance. That makes perfect sense. I said C. I think he caused a disturbance. If you're performing at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, singer-songwriter Bruno Mars has a set. Dang it! I'm just talking this. Under influence was insane to think. Why? I didn't think it was that. I feel like you get canceled so hard. If he's so drunk and he's blacked out, he would think like, oh my gosh, I don't care anymore. And he just goes from drunk. I feel like I would have heard that story if it was driving drunk. I mean. Okay. I don't know. Can you guys hear anything? Yeah, plus also like, he's like a billionaire. He has drivers. He doesn't drive. Dude, there's times when these guys are maximum stupid and they do that. Like NFL player, it happens. Yeah, but there's a difference in NFL player and Bruno Mars. I mean. You can have an NFL player go out and not even get recognized. I'm just saying NFL player, but like, there's that. Tons of these people make really, really stupid decisions. I agree with that. But Bruno Mars is like drivers and like. So do all these other guys. Okay. Did he get arrested for A, battery by throwing bananas at a girlfriend. What? B, urinating on historic landmark. C, plagiarism, or D, stalking an undercover FBI agent. Okay. First of all, if he was doing, if he was doing D, then that means that the FBI would be trying to get him a job. Because if he was able to stalk the undercover agent, he was better than the agent itself. You don't go, you don't get arrested for plagiarism. I think it's B. This guy 100% pissed on the Washington monitor. That's what I'm thinking. Not that line. No, I look, look at those eyes. That is a Washington monument pisser. I do think he peed on something. I don't know what historic landmark it could have been. I don't think it's A. He doesn't look like he likes bananas. Yeah, but that's why it could be A because I hate bananas. And he assaults his girlfriend because she bought bananas. However, can you get by getting hit by a banana? The thing is, he doesn't look like, he doesn't look like he just peed on a monument. He looks angry. So I do think he got so mad he threw a banana at his girlfriend. Ooh. Now I don't know. Like he looks like he was blasting system of the down, the drop hit, and he just threw the banana at his girlfriend. Also, battery by throwing a banana at a girlfriend is so specific that I think it's true. Yeah, I'm going to go with the, I don't know what to do. The nanny battery of St. Louis, Missouri. So if you're going to go with that logic, Bonnie, that I'm going to go with D to try to beat you because stalking undercover FBI agent has never been said before. And then again, if it was a stalking of an undercover FBI agent, how would we know about it? Wouldn't they want to not know that we know? The correct answer was this man was arrested in Florida, of course, for attacking his girlfriend with a banana due to his, this fruit fight and resistance to the rest. He was charged for domestic violence. The evidence of the fight was found when deputy spotted a banana in the garbage and peels on the ground at the scene. This lady. Oh, easy. Why does she have a poop? It's 2000. She must have gotten arrested like a long time ago. This one's easy. It's so easy. This one's easy. C. C. What did you say, Esfam? I mean, you think she killed someone? Wait, what? I could see your kidnapping of a Walmart employee. She looks like she killed someone. I think she was committing arson. I think that she was a part of a political riot and she caught a car on fire. So what I think she did is I think that she stole a Walmart employee, brought him to his house, stuck a banana in his mouth and cut off his dick. And lit it on fire. And it was general homicide. She looks like I'm a killer. I mean, that's my second charge. The answer is she is charged with first degree intentional homicide and manipulating, mutilating a court. She convinced the court that it was gasoline. Next one. Wait, this looks like the guy from Joe Shmo Show. That kind of does. 100%. I see it. I guarantee you. Day. This guy broke into a pizza hut. Yep. 100% broken to a pizza and frying wings. A, breaking into pizza hut and frying wings. You know, he kind of looks like he could be like E-Rob's cousin. What would you say that? I understand. Look at his eyebrows. E-Rob's cousin. Oh, he looks like he went to college with E-Rob. At that one place? Yeah. B, illegal use of blowdarts, which is not illegal, is it? Unless it's got like some drugs in it. See, stealing $11 worth of frozen food? The thing is, you can tell by what he's wearing. I think this photo was from 10 years ago. Yeah, I think it was 10 years ago. This guy was mooning people on the highway. I'm going to say B. What, foul gestures to road users? Yeah, he was mooning people. If it was mooning, it would be in decent exposure. That's foul. We'll tell you that much. Maybe he was maybe farted while doing it. Yeah, I know he was snow-bed. I hope it's A. I think that's funny. B. He was inside the Pizza Hut upon arrival. Police say he had attempted to fry up some wings and had splattered mariners also against the wall. That was a meme answer. See, the thing is like Pizza Hut was good 10 years ago, so that makes sense what he would do 10 years ago. A, soliciting a prostitute. 100%. B, wait, hacking, hacking. Santa Claus looking for his ho ho ho, that's what it is. I mean, you guys are all thinking he looks dumb, but I think he was hacked. A lot of these have to do with pizza. I'm really hungry. His eyes are so close. He probably can't even see a computer. I'm going to go with A. I think Santa was looking for his hoes. I think it's C. I think it's D. He got mad. He's not listening. I think it was C. He looks like he was, yeah, he's mad that he punched the delivery man. He was pissed. He punched the pizza guy, please. When it's done, it's gone. No shot. That is hilarious. When it's done, it's pizza delivery I forgot to bring garlic knots. That's fair. That's fair. That's where he punched someone over. No, that's, yeah, that's. Things didn't go well for him. He allegedly punched the guy in the face for messing up his order. He just wanted some pizza knots, garlic knots. Yeah, but I bet that guy never forgot the garlic knots again. OK, so we've got Ms. on the screen. Was Ms. arrested for criminal mischief A? B, not adhering to HOA laws by taking his trash can. C, assault with a deadly weapon. Or D, public intoxication. He looks drunk. I go with B, assault with a deadly weapon. He's not going to do anything like he's M&M. Bro, he looks like such a dick. He would definitely do a C or A. No, in 8 Mile, wasn't that that part where the guy put the gun in his pocket and he should like show him something big or. Oh, yeah. That was a good movie. Was that M&M or was that another eye shot? Public intoxication. He looks drunk, dude. Dude. He looks flushed. I'm not the only suspect. Do we all put T? No, that's what I'm saying. I'm thinking of a tamer whisk, I'm saying C. The rapper also faced George for allegedly carrying concealed weapon and brandishing a firearm in public during an incident in Oakland County, Michigan. No, let's go. Wait, I thought that wasn't M&M. Sniper Wolf, A, tax evasion, B. This actually is Sniper Wolf, and I already know the story. J-Walking, C, armed robbery. She's crazy famous. Crazy famous. How did she get so famous? Didn't I just remember? You reacting to the most normie shit imaginable. Really? So she was so hated for so many years and completely fell off, but she started only reacting like the most normie shit. Now she's a. She has 30 million subs on the other end. Her videos get three million views each and it's just pure normie shit. That's how it works. And she uploads every day. Is she the biggest girl YouTuber? She was. I don't think so anymore. Correct answer is, what do you think? Does she? Is she the biggest YouTuber? Is she chat? 33 million subs. That's a lot, dude. How's that possible? What could be A? Miss, what do you think it is? Wait, armed robbery? A streamer explained that the arrest occurred after Sniper Wolf and Saucers got into a fight with an undercover police officer at a mall who suspected them of shoplifting. So is that assault or is that armed robbery? That's where's the armed? They're not armed. No, I'm pretty sure she had a gun. It's assault. Wait, didn't she have a gun? I love the story she had a gun when she went to the mall. If she had a gun, then it was armed. No, she had a gun. No, it was for armed robbery. Yeah, she had a gun. It was all it was. I remember the story. Yeah, it was armed robbery. Stealing a shoulder but forgets for their child. Stealing a mass amount of phones. Dancing in front of the lines at the zoo. That's not, that's not like you're going to get in trouble for no. Is that illegal? Well, maybe she jumped in the lines. She looks like, you know, like a freak. Like she's smiling and she has like that like red flower in the back. What? Did you say she looks like a freak? Yes, she has, she's smiling with a mug shot and has a little flower in the back of her. Like she looks like she's like one of those like free people that like, you know, like free the boob and she's going to go out there and like play with the lions and be like, I'm, you know, you know, Eliza Thornberry and like she's going to go out there and do that shit. So I think she danced with the lions. Why do you, I'm going to just go with the basic one. She's stealing a mass amount of phones. If this was extra Emily's mug shot, it'd be D. I think it's A. Stealing strollers but forgets their child. Stealing a mass amounts of phones. She's smiling though. It could be C because the thing is C, she's smiling because she's not dead, you know. You know what? She seems so stupid. Extra Emily always smiles. It's D. I'm A. She breached the African lions in closure. No. Fuck, I had it. I just got it. I had it, Britt. None of us got it. Okay, next one. Bro. But she's hot. Wait, that looks like the same actress. It is. It looks like Apple would be. No, that's the girl from Vampire Diaries. Oh, of course. Vampire Diaries. Yeah, I've watched that in a Mexican bar once. No, it was like a Mexican restaurant that I went to and they were playing it and there was like vampires like having sex in the shower. I don't want to watch it. It was really weird. I don't like it. You like watching Vampire 6? I don't want to talk about this so much. Chad, she's not 16, she's like 34. It happened like five times that episode. She was a beard. You can't get arrested for parking on a sidewalk. Let's be real. You can. No, let's keep it a buck. You can't. You would get a fine. Well, keep it a buck. She's an attractive woman so her to get arrested is probably a lot. It's probably a lot. Yeah. She did something. It's D. I think it's A. I was going to put D. A? What's loitering? Loitering is just like hanging around too much. I know what she did though. For sure. She definitely didn't rob something. I would know that. I know who that is. I know everybody who robs. Mrs. Obsessed with Mugshot. She did rob. Eson's right. She robbed me of my decency. It's D. D. It's on C. She's got her sack. Nina Dobrev, whose real name is Nikolina Konstantinova. Wait, me and Red Bull are full of nine. And her vampire diary is co-star kids. Yeah, Eson, she's a celebrity. She didn't rob something. There's no way she would rob something. And flashing drivers on the highway, I got her. OK, first of all, who would snitch? I got it right. Who's going to be like, hey, there's a really hot girl flashing me on the highway? Probably a wife who's really upset. And they'll be like, what kind of high beams are those? I would not be fucking snitching. A, assault after not being able to redeem a coupon. That's very Karen thing to do. She looks like her name's Karen. B, was she stealing from the family will, which also looks like something that she would do? C, was she stealing from the donation bin? Can you stop? You are a feral. You're like, I was trying to zoom in on one of their faces, but I missed and I got right in between them. That's why I laughed. So useless. What a useless. Either A or B. C, stealing from the donation bin. Holy crap. She also looks like she would do that. And that is something that I've done before. So I understand. I think it's safe. Or is it D, embezzling from company funds? But is C a crime? I'm going to say that it's A. Because stealing from a donation bin, I don't know if that's even illegal. Chat, what do you think it is? A, B, C, or D? I don't think you can steal from a donation bin and get the whole thing. You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow. You know what the crazy thing about this is? Is that all of these things that she allegedly did are terrible things. So no matter what, this lady is a terrible person. Why do you need both points if you guys are picking different things? A for Alabama. Okay, well, continue. After being informed that she could not use her coupon. That's what I was going to say first. I was going to say that. Wait, Chat, where was she from? Was she from the Southeast? Oh, she's from Jersey. Oh, okay, that makes sense. She's at a shop, right? That's how you knew, that's how you knew. Nice. Dude, that was fun. That was a good job. That was a good idea. And that's pretty much all. Anything else that you want to say? I want to give a big shout out to the chat on the top left screen for giving me all the answers. I want to give a big shout out to Caroline for slide tackling me multiple times and injuring me. I'm barely to walk today. It was very rough to get that one.