 Salutations, my name is Dr. Theron Sherman, and on this day we will be examining SCP-MWT-J. This article does not contain questionable content, so we'll start. By mandate of the Supervisor Parliament, the success of record is Grade 6-MWT-J Confidential. Wrongful admittance is banned. Case number SCP-MWT-J Secret Grade Grade 6 Universal Supersecret Management designation Esoteric Auxiliary designation Apolyon Interruption designation Amida Danger designation Critical Distinctive management operations SCP-MWT-J is at present not able to be confined. Association online network scanners are to tear down each and every sample of SCP-MWT-J. To the contrary, SCP-MWT-J samples have no end. Admission to SCP-MWT-J shall exclusively be assigned through the agency of one Grade 3-MWT-J researcher pertinent to experimentation. Human resources made vulnerable to SCP-MWT-J shall have designation A amnestics delivered as soon as possible. Non-success to manage SCP-MWT-J will eventualize an Omicron K-Class Association Disorganization Scenario, as the association collapses by virtue of database and operations non-performance, as sentences and verbalizations become laborious and elongated. Characterization SCP-MWT-J exists as the Cognitive Hazardous Online Network Page, thesaurus.com. The online network page's Cognitive Hazardous Ramifications materialize in consequence to a human being's Inceptive Examination. Influenced human beings are incompetent at scribing or verbalizing without uselessly obfuscating the contents through means of the online network page. Appendix MWT-J1 Supervisor Parliament Correspondence Segment reachable exclusively by Supervisor Mandate, originating from the desk of O5-1 The Foundation is no stranger to falsifying files for the sake of information security. Hell, practically half of the database doesn't actually exist. We place warning signs and memetic kill agents in places where they shouldn't be, so that the poor bastard who finds these files without the proper authorization is scared half to death before they could actually be terminated. This isn't the case with MWT-J. The truth is, everyone can access MWT-J. It's included in General Level Zero Access. MWT-J is not about some world-ending anomaly. The containment procedures do not protect humanity. MWT-J doesn't even exist. The civilian sector uses it daily without problem. No, MWT-J's file exists for one sole reason. So the new hires would stop using thesaurus.com so much. Sign O5-1 Secure Contain Protect Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure Contain Protect