 Apparently, I have been exposed? So actually, this really cool thing happened. I have a quick story to start this video. This cool thing happened. This guy at the Lansing State Journal, which is like the kind of the local news in Michigan, reached out to me to do a story about like MMG and YouTube and all that stuff. Awesome, right? Well, the article was awesome. I love going through it. But right in there, right in there in the article, he just shoots out this little... He's like describing me, and he goes, A slender 5'10". I'm clearly 6'5', 245', so I have no idea how he made this mistake. Today, we are doing the shortest draft in honor of me getting top-flamed in a public article. Andy Reed's gotta be the shortest. Actually, probably not. I don't know. But okay, I think they have the heights of the players on... Yes, they do. Oh, beautiful. This'll make it easy. So, 6'2', you're on pain. It's gonna be you're on pain, I think. Yup, 6'2'. Okay. It's gotta be Antonio Brown. I'm... I don't know how tall Adam Thielen is, but I'm gonna say 6'2'. 6'2'. All right, it's Antonio Brown coming in. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's Antonio Brown coming in at a slender 5'10'. Yo, Kenny Moore is 5'9'. Oh my God. All right. Not the cornerback. I want it. Okay, half-backs. This is big. 5'8', Phillip Lindsay. He's gotta be the shortest. Yeah. Phillip Lindsay is 5'. Yo, it's kind of weird actually seeing their heights. These guys are actually, like, kind of short. I'm kind of surprised right now. Huge round. 5'10', Desmond King. 5'10', Desmond King. All right. Looks like we're getting... Dude, everyone's 5'10' now. I make the 5'10' joke and start the video, and literally everybody is 5'10'. Our whole team's just top of me. Dude, everyone's 5'10'. All right, we got a 5'9' DJ Reed. Oh, okay. This is important. I want Sam Darnold. Actually, Josh Allen would be kind of 6'2'. 6'5' Josh Allen. 6'4' Sam Darnold. I love it. I'll gladly take Sam Darnold. All right, it's gonna be John Simon. It's gotta be. Yeah, John Simon. I'll have Alexa pick. We'll make Joe Hayden 1 and Demaris Randall 2. Alexa, pick a number 1 or 2. Here's a number between 1 and 2. It's 2. All right, Demaris Randall. Do you want me to take your question? Yes, it did. Thank you. I'm only about that Willie Anderson is 6'6' or taller. Ready? Boom. Ha! I'm an idiot. Correct! I think this one's gonna be Cameron Jordan though. Ah, it's just all my guesses were off there. I'm taking it out. Okay, we got a big round right here. Please don't be Cameron. It's gonna be Cameron Hayward. It's gonna be Cameron Hayward. Oh, I'm so sad. It's not. Let's go. Steve McClendon. This guy, I got Steve McClendon when I played against Vic and he's shit on Vic. So that's gonna be dope. Kwan? I think Jaylen Smith's kind of short too, maybe. Or he's 6'2'. He is 6'2'. Okay. So I think it's gonna be Kwan. Yes! I got a middle linebacker. And a huge round to end it off. It's gonna be showbird, isn't it? Ugh. He's just the worst, but you know what? I need another middle linebacker. So I'm so okay with that. And the legend round is Paul Cross. Oh, Paul Cross is like one of my favorite players. Oh my God. Let's go. The shortest team. So I don't know if this is a testament to something, but the shortest team has an 81 offense, but an 88 overall defense. Defense is nuts. Kwan, Joe Schober, Jordan Hicks, Paul Cross, Damaris Randall, Kenny Moore, DJ Reed, Desmond King. To represent short people like myself, we have to go get a win. So let's hop into this game. I hope you guys are ready for this. All right, boys. Psych! Also, guys, as you know, I am sponsored by SeatGeek, so I want to give a huge shout to them. The app shows you if you're getting a good price or not, which is amazing. SeatGeek is hands down the best way to get tickets for anything. NFL, MLB, concert tickets, NBA, you name it. They've got the tickets and they've got them at awesome prices. You got to check it out. And if you're getting tickets, you can get $20 off with my code MMG. So check out the link in the description and grab SeatGeek. All right, boys. I want to have a good game. All right, Damaris Randall and Joe Schobert on the blitz. And I'll send Kwan myself, because I'm a maniac. Oh, okay. Wait. No, darn it. His first pass of the day. Oh, do it. Oh, I thought he was going to throw that slant. I would have picked that shit up. Akeem Hicks is in coverage right now and it kind of scares the shit out of me, but... Oh, no. Come on. Throw it. Come on. I know you want to throw one of these. Oh, he makes the good decision. Darn it. Let's see what he's got here. Going for the bench route. Yo, he's dotting me up. Like, you really, he's dotting me up. I can't argue with it. This will be the run. Yes. Go, Schobert. Oh, good spin. Oh, we got a little pitch action. Oh, you're done for. Joe Schobert with the tackle. All right, Kwan. Let's get a red zone pick. Go get him. Go get him. Go get him. Bumble that shit, Pat Mahomes. You know you want to. No, this is an actual pass, play. Go get him. Go get him. He's going to throw a trash pass underneath the lose yards. Let's get a block. Feel good. Dude, have I ever this whole year gotten a block Google? I genuinely don't think I have. That's so sad. All right. At the moment, we're kind of struggling. I'm not going to lie. So we got to find something here. Oh, RB maybe. Oh, that's so dangerous. Hot, hot. Whew. I don't know why that one. No, no. Please don't take this back. No run, play. Oh, we get a sack. Okay. Second and 15. He's going to throw short underneath. Get taken down for a third and 12. All right. Everyone is back in the past throw. Throws a slip screen for more yards than he should have gotten. But okay. Can he kick another field goal from this distance? What a pansy. Now we got to go down and score for sure. Make this seven to six. Oh, he shaked it. We're just going to take the underneath to Antonio Brown. I'll take, I'll take eight yards. All right. Sterling, give me a block. We need three yards on this. Yes. Great blocks. Wait, another great block. Austin Eckler with a spin. Guys, come on. Let's go. I just throw, I just might just rifle a slant in there. Yelp right there. Antonio Brown. All right, little play action. That's a sack. Oh, I didn't get that sack. Boy. All right. Second and seven. He's got a pass. Yeah. He doesn't have enough clock to mess around. Uh-oh. That's open. He's open up there. And we took the sack though. Play action crossers. Yeah. We know this. We're quite familiar. Oh, no, no, no. This might be a right side run. It's not. It's a slip screen again. But I think I got this one. This is inside zone. I think yelp. Oh, I'm so good at calling it up. I'm so good at calling it up. Doesn't stop him from getting an easy edge touch down on me. Wow, that's rough. All right, we're going to go five wide because we got to move this ball. And we're just going to have to see who gets open on these. Ooh, Deshaun Jackson was so open, but I actually made the right read and went to Austin Eckler here. Let's just not do anything stupid. And I'll be so sad here. Let's just throw it underneath to Deshaun Jackson for like two yards, right? Oh, Sterling? Okay. How long Sterling is? Well, who's Sterling? I don't have another time out. So I got to take the field goal right now. Oh, please tell me that's enough. Come on. Come on. Oh, he had that easily. All right. I'll try a weak side zone run. Okay. We're going to cut it back. That was sick. Oh, wait. RV touchdown. Oh, please. Please have the speed. I should have thrown that so much earlier. It baited me because it looked so good, but that was a touchdown if I threw that earlier. This could be inside zone. Yeah, it is inside zone. And dude, he's getting it. E-A sports to E-A sports. E-A sports to the game. He's going to say he's been getting very lucky with that. And what do you know? All right. Second and sixth. There's another run play. We are all over that one. All right. Third and seventh. He's going to throw underneath to his half back. I knew it. Stop. Spin coming, spin coming. Oh, I'm going to be sitting there saying spin coming. Yes. Let's go. Half back draw fakes it. Throws a screen and pull crown. I'm just going to guess this is a pass. Oh, wow. It isn't inside zone. We still get him on the two. Another goal line stand and another field goal for our opponent. I want to see if I can hit to Sean Jackson. Yeah, I can. That pocket's so open right there. All right. Good hit. I want to copy him a little bit, you know. Oh, good blocks, fellas. I'd say four. All right. I got to hit the Sean in this pocket again, but I don't think that'll be enough for it first. I'm a sketchy boy hit it. Sterling the guy. Who are you? Does anyone know who this guy is? X is open. Good. Get a spin. Get a juke. Oh, jeez. All right. Take the edge. Echler for three. All right. We're going to go with a wham one more. Oh, wait. That might be a touchdown. Oh, okay. I didn't I couldn't take that touch up pretty easily. I kind of hesitated because I can chew a lot more clock now that I didn't get that touchdown. And we're going to get the oh, I thought we're going to get the touchdown anyway. Takes his first time out here. I think I might be able to get this though. No, let's go. Oh, my God. It's so good. Or full bag dive. It's still like nuts. And we'll just make this a five point game real quick. Oh, shit. I was not ready. Oh, he's going right up Paul Crowley. Are you shitting me? Yeah, there's the pitch. All right. I got the whole squad over there. I can still win this game with people, but that's wack. I don't know. Oh, whatever. Just get a good kick return here. And I won't worry about it. Yo, that's that is so much karma. This is exactly how watch watch and learn fellas rifle. Let's go. All right. PA Crossers again. Yeah. Get out of my game. What a game. Kick return touchdown right there. That's beautiful. All right. Hey, boys, that's it for the shortest draft. I hope you enjoyed short people. You know, it's okay. There is hope. I'll see you guys in the next one. 100% doing the tallest draft next time. Maybe we'll flip now. So in this draft, I remember I had an 88 defense and 81 offense. Maybe I'll have like 88 offense and 81 defense. I don't know. We'll see. That's it for now though, boys. Thanks for watching us always. Peace.